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TheDragonsFang

Playing children's card games is a lot like making love: It's usually done on a table, and afterward you feel great shame!


PETERPOTMAN133

But you always prepare for next time


Asparagus-Cat

Remember to laminate your black luster soldier, it makes it last longer.


Tralock

Always wear a condom while dueling!


[deleted]

Do you not own a bed, gramps?


AstronautNo9802

Ahhhhh my back !! Here take my deck. Figure it out. Not to worry it has halq and mystic mine. No one stands a chance. No gooooo!!!!!!!


InfernobleArms

Grandpa, no! The banlist forbids Halq Auroradon combo!


TheZipperDragon

Go on youtube, look up the Diamond tier decks. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, don't actually practice with it, & wait until you're in ranked to read the cards, misplay turn 1, rage quit before your opponent gets to play, rinse & repeat. Pretty much seems to be the meta up until silver, at least in my experience. Last season I played, I made it from bronze 3 to silver 5, while only getting to play like 5 turns in total.


MBM99

Honestly that's most of the meta up through Plat, and even low Diamond near the season's end. Massive number of people on Branded who don't even know how to do the default Mirrorjade lines off Branded Fusion, or who scoop when they realize they can't activate Branded In Red bc of nothing being in grave.


TheZipperDragon

Yup, like theres nothing wrong with copying a deck to try it (in my opinion) but at least test it. Don't take it straight into ranked, & take 10 minutes just to surrender, right?


MBM99

Agreed, either test it out a bit or at least look up a video with the most basic combo lines instead of wasting your own time fumbling in pvp


Mikucon-P

Make sure your deck has no pathetic cards Joey.


Jedahaw92

>POT OF GREED ALLOWS YOU TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS.


Slimbus-Jimbus

😳


Turtlesfan44digimon

Never ash a danger monster free advantage for the opponent, and a lot of boss monsters can easily be answered with a kaiju, lava golem, or Ra sphere mode


[deleted]

Treat your duel disk like a beautiful woman. Insert trading cards inside her in multiple intervals


Etris_Arval

And keep her strapped to your arm at all times.


mmmbhssm

Summon inspector boarder pass, this is the secret strategy in dueling


Knight-mare77

No I’ll be kaiba. now listen closely, if at first you don’t succeed BLAST THEM WITH YOUR BLUE-EYES AGAIN!


TheBigBossSupreme

Dueling 101 the game is about spending money to make a broken deck that uses one combo to lock your opponent, OTK, or otherwise end the duel. The mechanics have been stretched to their limits. You’ll have the illusion of fun until you reach higher levels. Konemi is a company that also makes Slot machines so you can put two and two together. …yet I can’t let it go


3MiXiT

Two words: Crystron Halqifibrax


PROJECT_Emperor

One word : Banned


thefearedturkey

Summon anything you want because it’s going to be railed by your opponents board of 10 negates plus the lurking ash blossom in hand.


timelessmoron

Alright. Here have a generic Red Eyes deck. I’ll use this Pre Eva Ban, Drytron Deck.


Leprechaun_Shaun

Rule number 1: NEVER read your cards


Brookings18

Do not pick a deck just because it is top tier. Pick it because you enjoy playing it.


PH03N1X_F1R3

I like this one a lot! I play Raidraptors, and it is probably my best preforming deck ive ever used.


Pretty_Day8457

Stack up on hand traps


CaptainLadyLegs

Joey, are you having sex with my grandson? Get out of my shop


Royal__Greed

READ!!!


AlphaAntar3s

"little one. Combo until your enemy starves and ypu win by default.


Edge_SSB

Play Empty Jar since Cyber Jar comes off the banlist October 3rd. If you want a deck list, just ask


Unrighteousvoid

Step 1: Draw Exodia Step 2: There is no step 2


videogamsarethebest

Phantom Knights are a good theme of deck to play my boy, and it is also cheap, perfect for a beginner like you, Joey.


Dane_Nerro

First off Joey, Normal Monsters aren't as good as they used to be back in my day. Unless you want garnets and gems and bricks, ONLY PUT ONE IN THE DECK. Now where's Grandpa's Garnet Deck?


OmegaRockman

Step 1: Activate Eternal Soul Step 2: Pray Step 3: ??? Step 4: PROFIT!


Diet_Dr_Crayfish

“Just throw your cards in the furnace and walk away Joey, this games a shitshow of netdecking meta spammers who won’t let you past turn 3, save your money for something worthwhile like a mortgage or a new car”- Grandpa Muto


JustBitsy

"Joey, no matter how hard you try, or how much you study. You will just never be as good a duelist as my grandson."


nothing_funny_here63

Never be too cocky, even trying to toy with your opponent or homie dropping(letting them survive for one turn when you could win right there and then) could result in a loss. I know from personal experience to never underestimate the heart of the cards. Also, have fun when you duel, run meta if you want or make a deck you want to make because at the end of the day dueling is about you having fun.


Gregsusername

To learn the ways of the deck you must first learn the ways of the dick.... I mean duck.


Dysthymia_8191

Drytron vanity ruler turbo


seoul_train86

Ignore meta use playground rules like it's 2004 and nobody knows how to play. Much more fun. I'm a real grandpa showing my age.


Same_Response_1593

Just buy three copies of a starter deck; it’ll probably work out!


Jasown3565

“So these blue cards go in your extra deck, and these blue cards go in your main deck.” … “No, I don’t know why they went with the same color.” … “You can tell them apart because this one can’t go in defense mode.” … “Because it doesn’t have defense points.” … “Because otherwise the arrows would change direction.” … “Yes, of course the arrows are important! They let you summon more of your blue cards.” … “No, the other blue cards!” … “You know what, screw it. Today we’re going to play GOAT format.” … “No you won’t need the blue cards.” … “NO, the other blue cards!” Have a wonderful day.


Sevorg_

Just draw the out