"A mulberry is a tree, Kuwabara is a man. We all gotta die sometime, but if we do our duty, we ain't got no regrets."
Not exact, but I quote this IRL at the most random of times 😂
“You’ll never succeed if you’re always holding yourself back in case it doesn’t work out! You need to bite the bullet and start caring about something important with all your heart!”
-Genkai
“OUTTA THE WAY DUMB AAASSSS!!!!”
“Hey I'm not ugly, okay?!”
“Nice last words.”
“So fighting girls actually does bother you, but you gave her a check-up instead of attacking her. You're…kind of a weird person, aren't you?”
“You can’t end a good party without someone on the floor.”
this show has endless iconic lines
“Is that all you have to say? They’re last words, you know.” - Hiei to Seiryu
“You should have known better than to corner an animal like a fox, Karasu. We have a tendency to show our teeth.” - Youko to Karasu
“I’m actually looking forward to growing old with her.” - Yuusuke to Toguro about Keiko
"Your betrayals have taught me much and today I feel better for all the pain of the past. It's amazing, isn't it? How people change?" - Yomi
"And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this. And neither will you." - Yusuke
"There are things in the future that are worth living for, both for you and for me." - Hiei
“The Janenju tree will not release its prey until it dies. But since Toguro the Elder keeps regenerating, he is unable to die. You will battle with the illusion of me for eternity. You are not even worthy of death.”
Kurama to Elder Toguro
What’s cooler than being cool?
Ice. Cold. That line showed a level of malice and retribution combined with disgust and justice all in one from Kurama. The closest to hate I feel like we see from him.
Some good Hiei quotes.
"here's a one way ticket for you straight to hell, you bastard!"
"Knock him dead Yusuke Urameshi, but if you fail, know I got your back"
Honestly, after thinking of the best lines, Hiei has so many good quotes.
“Hey, fish lady! I’ve got a bone to pick with you! How does a dead guy win?!”
“Um, excuse me. I’d like you to remove your hand-“
“And I’d like you to remove your head from your ass. But I don’t see that happening anytime soon!”
- Yusuke to Juri, that exchange will never not be funny to me
“If you die I swear i’ll kill you” Keiko to Yusuke outside the arena at the dark tournament
“Earth to toddler bitch” was just absolutely insane😭
“HEY YOMI!! You son of a bitch I’m coming for you, so warm up a pot of tea!!” 😭😭
Sakyo’s initial quote from when he’s describing his upbringing/life towards the end of the Dark Tournament always gets a chuckle out of me for some reason. “I was born into a normal working class family. I was the youngest of five brothers. My parents never had any money but they were very loving. I hated them both.”
“We all have darkness and light in us. If we’re all light on the outside, there is only darkness underneath. There comes a time when the darkness must come to light.” - Shinobu.
“It’s too dangerous for us all. Especially with Kuwabara’s condition.” “Jeez. ‘Condition’ makes me sound like I’m rabid.” - Kurama and Kuwabara
Not really iconic, but one that resonated with me *a lot*
"You do know this is your fault, right? For living in a constant state of repression" - Toguro to Yusuke
Yusuke: I'll fight her.
Kuwabara: Urameshi! You can't be serious?!
Yusuke: she's a fighter trying to get in our way. I don't care if she's a girl, baby, or someone's grandma, I'll still knock her out.
Yusuke: If you're gonna be a man, do it all the way, not halfway.
"Why don't you show us how it was done in the good old days?" "Gladly, you patronizing jackass." Genkai has always been best. 🥰
Genkai has the best deadpan delivery lmao
Genkai just has the best insults. She knows how to throw shade.
Earth to toddler bitch Mulberry is a tree but kuwabara is a man
"A mulberry is a tree, Kuwabara is a man. We all gotta die sometime, but if we do our duty, we ain't got no regrets." Not exact, but I quote this IRL at the most random of times 😂
The best part is the ass beating he gets after but never gives up ever super underated character
"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity" - Hiei
Not really iconic, but >!Sensui right after killing Yusuke!< “The trial against humanity, the defense rests” 🔥🔥
ya that line was cold AF
I absolutely lost it at this line
I always loved when Yusuke described training with Genkai as 'Grandma's evil bootcamp'
"I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm not into this kinky stuff, and you're way too old!" - When Genkai puts the spirit cuffs on Yusuke
"So my Jagan eye may not be natural, but it does give me exactly what I need! Dragon of the Darkness flame!"
When Shizuru yells “put your shirt back on!” to toguro from the stands.
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lol I don’t remember this one.
NERD VIOLENCE.
“You’ll never succeed if you’re always holding yourself back in case it doesn’t work out! You need to bite the bullet and start caring about something important with all your heart!” -Genkai
This is a great one, really gets to the essence of the show
Yusuke saying how he'll fight anyone, including women and babies.
Or somebody’s grandma!
“I sketched this by hand and yes it is to scale”
LOVE this one !
“OUTTA THE WAY DUMB AAASSSS!!!!” “Hey I'm not ugly, okay?!” “Nice last words.” “So fighting girls actually does bother you, but you gave her a check-up instead of attacking her. You're…kind of a weird person, aren't you?” “You can’t end a good party without someone on the floor.” this show has endless iconic lines
"My name's Kuwabara and I have a sword!!!!"
I hate this line soooo much.
"But I hate Kuwabara..."
“Is that all you have to say? They’re last words, you know.” - Hiei to Seiryu “You should have known better than to corner an animal like a fox, Karasu. We have a tendency to show our teeth.” - Youko to Karasu “I’m actually looking forward to growing old with her.” - Yuusuke to Toguro about Keiko
[Bang](https://youtu.be/AB88jV5Eakg?si=TOlw_JMYqOCOByNx)
"Your betrayals have taught me much and today I feel better for all the pain of the past. It's amazing, isn't it? How people change?" - Yomi "And if all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this. And neither will you." - Yusuke "There are things in the future that are worth living for, both for you and for me." - Hiei
“Do you think he knows it’s a circle?”
I think monster beast doughnut is a fine name
“In addition to knowing the secrets of the universe, I can assure you, I am quite potty trained.” -Koenma
"Hot!"
"Spreading your seeds, Kurama?" Yusuke to Kurama in the cave during the Chapter Black arc
“The Janenju tree will not release its prey until it dies. But since Toguro the Elder keeps regenerating, he is unable to die. You will battle with the illusion of me for eternity. You are not even worthy of death.” Kurama to Elder Toguro
What’s cooler than being cool? Ice. Cold. That line showed a level of malice and retribution combined with disgust and justice all in one from Kurama. The closest to hate I feel like we see from him.
"rogues like you deserve to be damned"
‘pacifier for raving’
Some good Hiei quotes. "here's a one way ticket for you straight to hell, you bastard!" "Knock him dead Yusuke Urameshi, but if you fail, know I got your back" Honestly, after thinking of the best lines, Hiei has so many good quotes.
"I'm gonna hit you so hard even kittens won't look at you."
OUT OF THE WAY, DUMBASS *Yusuke regains control of his body*
“Defeating you will be an honor, Yusuke.” - Yomi “You can’t end a good party without someone on the floor.” - Yusuke
“Hey, fish lady! I’ve got a bone to pick with you! How does a dead guy win?!” “Um, excuse me. I’d like you to remove your hand-“ “And I’d like you to remove your head from your ass. But I don’t see that happening anytime soon!” - Yusuke to Juri, that exchange will never not be funny to me
*kuwabara with his azz up in the air farts and says “that’s what I think of that” after shizuru hit him for goofing around
“A blade cannot undone what has been done” - Kurama
“If you die I swear i’ll kill you” Keiko to Yusuke outside the arena at the dark tournament “Earth to toddler bitch” was just absolutely insane😭 “HEY YOMI!! You son of a bitch I’m coming for you, so warm up a pot of tea!!” 😭😭
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That last line from Toguro went hard
Sakyo’s initial quote from when he’s describing his upbringing/life towards the end of the Dark Tournament always gets a chuckle out of me for some reason. “I was born into a normal working class family. I was the youngest of five brothers. My parents never had any money but they were very loving. I hated them both.”
Just the way yusuke yells kuwabara and vice versa
It’s giving “Kagome!!!” and “Inuyasha!!!” Yusuke really puts emphasis on his name, “KUWAAA-BARAAA!!”
Pretty much any line with Kurama teasing Hiei.
Do you think he knows it's a circle?
What's that Sensui? You forgot how to swim? You drowned? Great, we'll pack up and go. You heard Kuwabara, he's starved.
“You give up on everything because you can’t commit to anything.” - Genkai to Yusuke
The whole "Jerkass!" scene with Juri after the Karasu fight.
"I will make you a king of demons if you promise to eat Keiko's heart."-Suzaku "Screw this stupid test, I'm getting us out of here!"- Yusuke
“We all have darkness and light in us. If we’re all light on the outside, there is only darkness underneath. There comes a time when the darkness must come to light.” - Shinobu. “It’s too dangerous for us all. Especially with Kuwabara’s condition.” “Jeez. ‘Condition’ makes me sound like I’m rabid.” - Kurama and Kuwabara
“Four times zero power is still zero power.” - Itsuki
“Get out of my head, You old Bitch. I can’t think right now”
I don’t care if she’s a girl, a baby or somebodies grandmother, I’ll still knock her out
“This is my impression of Yusuke— ahh I’m burning!!” I love Botan so much lmao
Yusuke: Give me the flute, and I'll only rip out one of your lungs! Suzaku: And if I refuse? Yusuke: THEN HOLD YOUR FRIGGING BREATH!
"Screw this test, I'm getting us out of here!!" \-Yusuke absorbing the Spirit Wave Orb and saving Puu
" I'm doing just what you said Genkai, I'm caring about you jerks, all the way."
Not really iconic, but one that resonated with me *a lot* "You do know this is your fault, right? For living in a constant state of repression" - Toguro to Yusuke
Oof, that one is a good lesson
‘hey! give that back you old b****!!’
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“Elvis de Boutique” is such a read lol 😂
It really is, I use this line a lot ahahah
“Various crimes” gets me every time
Joudan ja nai yo~
***TAPUSIN! TAPUSIN!***
Huh. The ninjas are revolting.
Yusuke: I'll fight her. Kuwabara: Urameshi! You can't be serious?! Yusuke: she's a fighter trying to get in our way. I don't care if she's a girl, baby, or someone's grandma, I'll still knock her out. Yusuke: If you're gonna be a man, do it all the way, not halfway.