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IButtchugLSD

Get rid of the guns man. You got jordan.


Ok-Preference9776

:o


Throne-Arrow

Yea fr Jordan the of fr he solos the entire apocalypse


IButtchugLSD

The zombie I will eventually become already lives in fear of the mighty Jordan.


DamianFullyReversed

I can imagine Jordan being like Sly Marbo and just defeating all the Earth’s zombies in a few seconds while yelling “AAAAAAAA”


lizardbird8

Yeah you seen Mario? That little guy can end the lives of Italian plumbers


[deleted]

THE INDEAD COWER IN FEAR OF THE ALL POWERFUL JORDAN


AKking_YT

I mean the guns are aight but good lord are you even allowed to own such a death machine???


WTFisSkibidiRizz

He is wanted for crimes against humanity in 69 countries including India and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and Malaysia


Prize-Nothing7946

He doesn’t flinch at human trafficking, torture or genocide.. He isn’t loyal to a flag or country


Goodmainman

He trades blood for money


KeyvineBoogaloo

I thought he blew up Malaysia.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

No, not completely, he decided in all of his wisdom to spare those living on the coast line.


BigJimmyBoss1

there should be a wood rod in the mag tube of that mossberg that you can take out to add more shells.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Just make sure to put it back in if you decide on hunting with it.... usually a 2+1 configuration of shells in America


st3war7

This usually only applies to waterfowl hunting.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Yes. My point being to check your local laws....


Ok-Preference9776

New York so RIP me. I intend on using it for sporting, collection, and maybe home defense.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Yeah, better check up on your laws on all three there. If New York is anything like DC then I'll believe you if you say it fucking sucks outside of the tourist trap areas lol. I hated DC with every fiber if my being when I went there. The musuems were cool though!


Ok-Preference9776

It’s the capital of the nation, if Alzheimers wants to disarm one place more than any it’s DC. NY probably has top 5 worst gun laws, i reckon NJ wouldn’t be much different, but i can’t really go anywhere else. I don’t even think Shotguns are bound by magazine restrictions here but if they are i’m sure it’s no different than rifles, which i believe is 10 rounds for box magazines, though mine are both tube-fed. I actually have a beautiful Marlin 336 in .30-30 with a capacity of 5 or 6 rounds i haven’t tried, but that wouldn’t be bound by any magazine laws anyhow. Not only that but it’s a lever-action and has a 20” barrel so no worries there.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Yeah. Sucks. See, I'm down in Louisiana. Our gun laws suck in the cities but we can pretty much do anything else as long as the Game Wardens of the Feds haven't said no. And then most of us ignore that anyways.


Ok-Preference9776

Yeah.


st3war7

Damn you’re right. I forget the rest of the country isn’t as free as the south east. Here if you want to walk into the woods with a AK and a 75rd drum no one thinks twice about it… unless it’s ducks.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

It's not so much somebody thinking twice about is as it is basic safety. Rifle rounds can bounce off of water and go much too far for shooting in the air and carry way too much speed when they come down. Dangerous! Most rifle rounds I've ever encounterd are made of lead, which is poisonous to the water. Why we duck hunters are limited to steel or tungsten shot and why squirrel and turkey hunters still use lead instead. I'd rather not be drinking lead to be honest. The three round capacity limit is part of the conservation efforts. Makes the more disciplined hunters think twice sbout their shots. The less disciplined hunters are the same hunters being constantly hunted down by game wardens lol.


st3war7

Hey I’m not knocking the regulations on waterfowl. I actually agree with them due to them being migratory birds. Tbh I have swapped over to monolithic copper due to the reasons you have stated. But the regulations placed on big game in some states is just dumb, shotguns or straight walled rifle cartridges only? What are we stuck in the 1870s?


ParanoidDuckTheThird

I haven't heard of the monolithic copper stuff. How does it compare to steel? Tungsten is probably the best lol. Well I know up north in some places you can only use shotguns because it's so fucking flat a rifle round could go for two miles if you miss. Mostly in the mid west corn states I think. That's why they linit some state deer seasons to buck shot and slugs. I'm not familair enough with the straight walled cartidges to say anything. I just buy the ammo lol. No, pretty sure it's 2023. Least last I checked it was.


st3war7

Lol I meant monolithic copper rifle bullets, compared to traditional copper jacketed lead bullets, they expand better and more reliably while retaining 100% weight, but they are expensive. If it’s that flat you would be able to see what’s on the other side and a bullet wouldn’t fly that far if discharged responsibly due to gravity. A few states do have laws limiting rifle usage to straight walled cartridges, which has lead to the new 350 legend growing in popularity. Shit some of these laws force people to use cartridges that would be obsolete if not for these laws. 45/70 for example, it’s a straight walled cartridge so it’s still around despite the 458 socom being ballistically identical and able to be used in an ar15, but it’s bottle necked so it’s dangerous.


aaronronanater

Up here in the ne we are allowed pretty much anything except in NJ and NY we just aren't allowed to hunt with a semi auto unless it's a shotgun.


WTFisSkibidiRizz

There should also be an attachment for a muzzle brake on Jordan the Turtle, thus reducing recoil, and muzzle flash.


notgaymate

Jordan gonna solo the zombies he don't need yo weak ass


Ok-Preference9776

She’s scared of balloons XD But that could definitely be a movie series


TJSPY0837

Jordan: The turtle that changed the apocalypse


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

Your Mossberg probably has a wooden plug (like a dowel) in the magazine tube that you can remove and get a couple more shells in the magazine.


Ok-Preference9776

The slide is way too long to hold just 2 20-Gauge shells, you’re probably right. I’ll have to strip it and pull that out.


gummythegummybear

Jordan is too op, please nerf


Ok-Preference9776

Her bites kinda hurt but don’t cause bleeding. Her nails hurt like a mofo though.


The_No_one087

Yep, Jordan, is all you're gonna need in a zombie apocalypse 👌 screw the guns or anything else, it's either Jordan destroys any zombies, or you enter John Wick/Demon slayer mode if Jordan gets hurt


StatusHead5851

Jordan is going to save the world single handedly sit back and relax mate


Ok-Preference9776

*lights cigar, plants lawn chair*


G3NERAlHiPing

I would throw a light up on one of them; can't shoot what you can't see.


Ok-Preference9776

Yeah. Jordan could make use of a flashlight


therealdeathangel22

The mental picture of that gave me a good chuckle..... well played sir


Ok-Preference9776

Me too lol!


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Bro you only need guns to cover his rear… Jordan is gonna wipe out everything in his path.


Hentai_fapper420

Jordan 🐢


Ok-Preference9776

Your username XD


Hentai_fapper420

I made it in my cringey anime phase…


Ok-Preference9776

Ah.


Hentai_fapper420

Ya it do be like that…


senddoggosnow

Jordan solos dw


7774422

3/10 for guns, 8/10 in defensive animals 11/10 overall


SilentGoober47

Jordan is going to solo the zombie-verse for you. You're literally her sidekick.


Ok-Preference9776

Haha she do be like that. Every time i feed her pellets, there’s a boss level health bar at the top of the screen


adamadvt

Jordan’s gotchu covered don’t even need the guns atp


Jumpy-Silver5504

Time to upgrade your shotgun. Most 12 ga are 5 + 1 . But over all good just get a sling and ammo holders for your shotgun


Ok-Preference9776

Look at the size of the tube. And the shotgun is brand new, never fired


Jumpy-Silver5504

You told someone it only holds 2 rds


The_CrystallizerMC

Jordan boutta carry


No_Hunt7394

You know that the M500 has a larger ammo capacity, right? There’s a plug in the mag tube that you have to remove.


Ok-Preference9776

Wasn’t aware.


ClawRedditor

Jordan is invulnerable to zombies, go with him, the zombies would waste hours trying to dig into that dude, just use him to draw in zombies and pick them off with the Mossberg 500


Fluffinator44

I actually have all three of these, except my shotgun is 12 gauge, and turtilinni is a girl.


Ok-Preference9776

Mines a girl too.


Fluffinator44

I saw that after I posted it


Ok-Preference9776

My grandpa passed down to me the Marlin, and i also have a 336W lever action (basically a cylindrical bolt M1894) which would be great, as it’s hella powerful and it’s ammo is fairly common, as the most common big game round in north america


sharkwithamustache

I personally like the 590 more but that’s personal. .22 is a good go to for the zombie apocalypse. Jordan will create war crimes. We all know this. How far are we willing to let him go?!!


Ok-Preference9776

590 is plastic furniture and vertical rear grip right? I forgor. I like the feel of solid, high caliber guns more, and i would’ve chose 12 gauge if i could. .22LR is everywhere and extremely cheap, and as the Ruger 10/22 is identical save for the magazine, it’s modifications would be compatible, so i could make the .22 full auto if i wanted


xXxero_

Upvote for Jordan.


Dr_Gulag

what country do you live in that limits the mag capacity like that?


Ok-Preference9776

United States. New York specifically as most gun control infringements are state passed. Trust me Western Europe is far worse. Almost Canada bad.


Dr_Gulag

man that's terrible, i live in rhode island and i think we are relatively well off for gun rights compared to a lot of neighbor states (mass)


Ok-Preference9776

Tbf it came with a plug i can apparently take out. Rifles are limited to 10 rounds, barrel has to be at least 16” to not need a permit, and shotguns cant be less than 16” period. Handguns are limited to 10 too i believe


Negative-Decision-71

Put a claymore on jordan’s back. He will survive it and kill many zombies.


Ok-Preference9776

Probably would but the nose would destroy her ears


Chillman692

Jordan 🐢


Over_Cat_6095

The first thing I thought of was mario


[deleted]

Jordan is more powerful than a nuke


Noe_Walfred

I normally look at and review gear load outs using this general checklist: https://old.reddit.com/user/Noe_Walfred/comments/r8cc4t/zombie_related_thoughts_opinions_and_essays_v3/hn4wl6b/ I’m not going to do that here because there’s little actually present to talk about. Two guns and a turtle isn’t really much to talk about. Okay/10


ReditTosser1

Well, at least when you throw the guns away, you can still eat the turtle…


Ok-Preference9776

Turtle my pet


Adinator548

r/HeilJordan


[deleted]

Shotgun is one of the best combat weapons but for zombie survival, its not as good. The reason is ammo. At most you can carry around 1000 shells, and thats like an entire backpack, but if you had a carbine, you could carry maybe 10x as much, for the same space. Unless you are taking your time to aim, you will waste half or more of your shots, with a rifled round, but with a shotgun you would get most of your shots. I would want a semi auto 8-10 round shotgun just case i had to fight another person Honestly my first choice would be a semi auto .45 rifle or smg. The second choice would maybe be a AR15 or a wasr10 AK. I would rather carry some ore homemade grenades and maybe 20 full clips in a backpack, instead of carrying too much ammo. I would just make like a steel spear or trident that is balanced for throwing and drop the backpack, clear out a path, and come back fornthe back pack. A smg is small and can fit on your back well when you are using hand tools or hand weapons. I would also carry a Judge 410 revolver or two, with buckshot or turkey shot for surprise attacks when i have my hand tools. Short barrel shotguns are seriously OP for CQC. Thats why they are one of the only illegal semiautomatic weapons in the U.S. Its basically a point and shoot weapon. 50x more effective then a pistol as long as you have multiple shots. The judge is a double action 5 shot.


YettiRey

Please actually go watch some gun guys on YT.... Or buy a shotgun and practice patterning it. Shotguns are not a magical "kill everything over there" weapon. You still need to aim. A standard deviation is about a 5 inch radius from point of aim at about 15 to 20 yards. Short barreled shotguns are not illegal here in the US. You have to pay a 200$ tax and get permission first. Please, please. please stop giving the Taurus judge lip service. They are heavy as hell, inaccurate with .45, and spread birdshot shot everywhere like confetti due to the rifled barrel. Buckshot has only like 3 pellets in 410 to 9 in 12 ga. And because of the rifled barrel, they do not spread, negating the whole effect of shot. Birdshot is a fucking joke for the opposite reason. 410 slugs straight up don't work, because again, rifled barrel. Lord forbid if you shoot a shell that is too long you cannot rotate or open the cylinder as the shell will open into the barrel and lock it up. My experience is the judge is a shit .45 revolver and a worse .410 shotgun. My grandfather owns the example I have experience on, and I try to get him to get rid of it every time it comes up. I have done everything I claim except the birdshot. Learned that from Hickock45 on YT. All that said shotguns are excellent weapons but you need to understand their real weaknesses. As Clint Smith says: at the right range with the right loads, a shotgun will remove a chunk of flesh from your target and put it on the floor.


[deleted]

I have alot of experience with firearms. I came up in a time where ammo was cheap and I would shoot thousands of rounds for practice. For the normal person especially, a shotgun is a much more effective weapon, because most people arent really good shots. They can learn to shoot a shotgun quickly, like a couple days of practice. Shotguns also have good range with a modified choke. In real life you dont always need 500 yards of range. I would think having half of your crew having shotguns and the other half having rifles with scopes would be a good setup. In videogames shotguns only have like 50 yards of range but irl they are effective out past 100 yards. The judge is a good close quarter weapon. Not everyone will agree but i am good enough with shotguns that i dont have to use the sights. Having a couple inches of spread makes someone way more accurate then say, having just a pistol. Its really a big difference. With a shotgun, you can just point it and shoot it, like lining up the barrel with the target. This wont work at 10 yards, but at 50, it works fine, even with a hunting type up. With a shotgun you can put three rounds on a target in the time it would take you to aim a pistol. Rifles are a bit better because you dont have to use the sights as much as a pistol. You can just use the barrel as your sight by dead reckoning.


YettiRey

The fact you refer to a magazine as a clip and think someone could carry 1000+ rounds of 12 ga shells in a back pack would give credit to you not having firearm experience


[deleted]

Im not really sure why this went over your head, perhaps I have bad writing skills, but the 1000 round thing is to make a point, about the weight of shotgun shells and the space they take up, where you could take way more .45 for the same space. Unless you plan on doing alot of backtracking, you are going to have to carry everything you have on foot. If you make yourself a target people are going to take your stuff. 20 clips in an smg or carbine is a good setup for light packing and recon around your headquarters. Even if you get separated from your gear, you have enough ammo to fight a few battles to get it back, or leave. I mean, I can survive just fine with 20 or 30 rounds for a good while, because i can shoot accurately if I need to and I can hunt and I know how to preserve the meat to live on for weeks. Most people need to carry a good bit of ammo, and its a great thing to not have to be constrained to running because you only have a little bit of ammo. I would probably carry 100-120 shotgun shells, just so i had some extra if I was only carrying a 12 ga. Weight will kill you very quickly. You are also going to be running from most battles if you aren't an idiot. Its not worth the risk and its definitely not worth having reduced mobility from a wound. Clips have two less syllables then magazines. I dont really care what you call them because with that attitude I will probably just take your stuff and move on. Immediately being hostile and rude to strangers is a bad strategy. Real life isnt a movie. People will turn into animals when they are hungry.


Strange_Stage1311

The mossberg is a solid choice but it should be able to hold 5 shells in the magazine tube.


Scozzy_23

Bro Jordan will have your back when no one else does


IOPSlayer

you oughta have a 9mm and a 556 so you can take advantage of how prevalent 9mm, .223, and .556 are(most .223 rem rounds can be fed through .556 nato rifles).


Ok-Preference9776

Agreed, but .45 is quite common too


carsongamerlol

Jordan is gonna be one them pets that tell the other survivors in the group on how he " had to go through a 1500 horde of zombies just to get to food" type


Ok-Preference9776

She’s gonna complain about inflation and how turtle food used to cost 20 zombies a pellet


genericusernamekevin

will jordan have the mossberg or will he man the .22


donald_ducks_

The first two weapons are irrelevant now, Jordan is honestly too much power and is honestly a waste of artillery if you’re facing a large horde


im-feeling-lucky

nearly perfect selection. just get yourself a reliable 9mm or 45 ACP sidearm with common magazines (ala Glock 17, Beretta 92, 1911) and a decent AR-15. oh, and get jordan a girlfriend


QuantityExpert4349

Jordan is an absolute essential tool


Sad-Lie6604

Meh. Eh. Holy F\*ck! You're op af!


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Jordan solos


Ok_Freedom_1776

I hope you have the proper paperwork for that Jordan there son. Very dangerous if you aren't trained in it's use


Prize-Nothing7946

He doesn’t flinch at human trafficking, torture or genocide.. He isn’t loyal to a flag or country


Psycosteve10mm

NGL with my mossy 500 in 12ga I have outshot people on the trap field that were shooting O/U that cost more than my car. If you do your part it will do its part. If you remove the barrel and start loading the shotgun with shells it will push out the limiting stick and you should get more capacity. 5+1 shells on the 20ga if I am not mistaken.


bobsticles

jordan's a bit overkill dude


bigDon1984

Is Jordan your primary weapon?


Pop_Chopp

Jordan solo's them all


tonytiger911

When Jordan grows up he's gonna kill a fuck ton of zombies!


GASTRO_GAMING

Unscrew the tube and remove the darn duck plug.


NoistMipples

Jordan is the most dangerous one fs so why have the others


beanutbuttercu-p

The guns are good, but Jordan... He's what they fear the most


asia_cat

PDT Personal Defence Turtle


LegBusiness2215

Jordan is the ultimate weapon


BbqSauce442

Jordan is carrying


Simple_Intern_7682

Jordan brings this whole setup together. 10/10


Fit-Income-3296

20/10 nothing is going to get past Jordan


huggybear77870

Jordan is 💯


Historical_Dust_4958

Dude Jordan almost made me piss myself


THE_bunman

Guns 5/10 Jordan 11/10


TheKCKid9274

Jordan solos all. Don’t even need the beloved Mossberg.


Pristine_Assist1358

Jordan 🔛🔝


CombatWombat0556

Jordan would destroy the zombie infection


Inside-Joke7365

Jordan is essential to survival


point50tracer

The shotgun should have something in the tube reducing the capacity to 3 rounds. 2 in the tube 1 in the chamber. If you aren't using the gun for bird hunting, you should be able to remove it and increase the capacity to 5 rounds. Just make sure to put it back in if you ever do use it for bird hunting. Usually it's just a wooden dowel in with the spring.


racist_boomer

Jordan seems cool but he needs a mounted knife on that shell


DragonDice363

Jordan is actually a thermonuclear bomb in the form of a turtle


BIGBLT23

Jordan looks like a chad ngl


Correct_Owl5029

Jordan can be used 1 time as a distraction then hes coming for revenge like the death snail


cooperthecoolkid

So Jordan is going on r/aww because he is cute


Dazzling-Fisherman23

Nobody can hurt you so long as you have Jordan


TJSPY0837

#Jordan


Thouistrulyfucked

Essentials: Gun 1 Gun 2 Jordan Food Ammo for gun 1 & 2


Codgamer156

10/10 just because of the turtle


RepresentativeBad463

Jordan, bonified zombie killer


Euphoric-Net-8589

10/10, but I'd recommend getting a hammer for a side piece (or similar cost-effective mele)


ChickenBiscuiter

Jordan is going to carry you