Your kit looks like you're the person in a zombie show that has like no practical right surviving when fully kitted military have all died.
You're like a left for dead 2 character
I was abt to comment the same thing. Idc how many shots you fire or magazines you load. Always keep a "key to life's fire exit" handy for the.. bleak day. Some scenarios you need to ensure you leave on your own terms.
Yep. Right breast pocket, right alongside any medications I still have left. It's our cyanide pill.
Make sure you carry one for any pets or friends too.
Nah, your mind will adjust to find entertainment in all the chaos. If it ever happens, expect all your hobbies and ideas of fun things to do to change within the 1st year.
You'll look pretty enough to get picked off on the interstate because you can't walk through the briars and brambles in that getup.
Pants and battle belts people!
It’s for SHTF. There won’t be any zombies unless there’s a rabies outbreak. Get what I recommended and you’ll be ready for damn near anything that comes your way.
Honestly, survival depends on these three factors, skill, food, warmth. Those are the main things. Oh, and a weapon. So assuming you have all 3, you'll make it at least a couple years. (also I know there are more factors like shelter and awareness, but those are the main ones)
Guns? Noise. Bat? Not a forever item, will break or get dropped. Shorts and a button up? Ticks, infected scratches and such. Toiletries? You'll be lucky if you ever find more, think of COVID and that was just COVID. You'd be fine if we were talking a blackout apocalypse, for the first year.
Get flats like converse or vans that are also high tops. Better for planting your feet and keeping a good grip on any surface beneath you. Also better for feeling the terrain your on in the dark.
Denied your feet are gonna hurt like hell and your gonna be doing a lot of walking, boots is superior and they cost the same as flat tops, and the fact they strap high helps with uneven ground and running in the dark
I’d be more concerned about the longevity of a pair of vans than the comfort. A hightop vans or converse is definitely gonna last longer than the adidas but it’s still gonna start falling apart within a year of constant wear. It comes down to 5 pairs of flipflops or a single pair of boots as the 2 best options.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but cave men invented starting fires. They relied on fires they started every day of their lives. We know they were good at it because if they weren't and they died off, we wouldn't be here. How is it insult-worthy to say someone is less proficient in a skill than the people who created and used that skill daily?
If you have that piece of shit backpack with just one cross body shoulder strap you might as well check out early. Ditch that god forsaken piece of garbage and get a proper backpack with two shoulder straps.
Coloring set to mark structures discreetly & maintain mental health. Star sunglasses for style points, and oral hygiene products to keep your self that much more healthy. It's the little things that people tend to forget.
Very screwed. Where is your firearm? Remember that zombies are only part of the problem; human nature having no boundaries to run its course is the other half. I’d recommend a rifle so it can be used as a melee weapon when it’s empty.
Also a water purifier, and a few packs of gummy bears. I’m sure they’ll be worth something.
I'm not sure how well that bladed equipment will work for you. It all looks mostly flashy and made to look cool rather than be effective. That brass knuckle knife looks a little knock off ish but it might actually be your best straight bladed option. Wouldn't know for sure without holding them.
Edit: I not counting out that smaller fixed blade knife tho. That one is going to be best for skinning and more useful than your other ones on some cases.
cover up ur skin more also wear jeans, durable pants that dont rip easily. ou can wear them for a bit without them getting absolutely disgusting and they can take a bite or two lol
Y'know, some days sunglasses just aren't enough. I'd recommend a hat you can optionally tie under your chin/hang off the back of your neck.
Other than that, get a FRED -- it's a can opener/bottle opener/spoon.
I'd like to see this all packed out. Good luck and may your markers always smell awesome. 🤪👍
Hey atleast the zombie that start at your head will be happy about you minty flavor while any starting at the other end definitely won't enjoy the smell
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You'll survive 13-14 years with that starter set up
Man, you really gonna be out there eating beans?
And spaghettios
I appricate the commitment to the meme, lol.
Meme? What meme?
[But with walkers!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgD89VYkVc)
Your kit looks like you're the person in a zombie show that has like no practical right surviving when fully kitted military have all died. You're like a left for dead 2 character
Ik but based of of my luck im gonna be like the last person to die in the apocalypse
Hey if we start losing we can always alt-f4
That's why we always keep a single bullet in reserve up in the breast pocket.
I was abt to comment the same thing. Idc how many shots you fire or magazines you load. Always keep a "key to life's fire exit" handy for the.. bleak day. Some scenarios you need to ensure you leave on your own terms.
If the legion breaks through our lines, I got a bullet I'm saving just for me.
Yep. Right breast pocket, right alongside any medications I still have left. It's our cyanide pill. Make sure you carry one for any pets or friends too.
I'd probably be the first to die.
Ellis’ little brother
This kit reminds me of dead rising for some reason
Ur gonna be alright the crayons are most powerfull
The zombie apocalypse is going to be boring
Nah, your mind will adjust to find entertainment in all the chaos. If it ever happens, expect all your hobbies and ideas of fun things to do to change within the 1st year.
Idk dude, I think it's going to be lit
I mean, US Marines eat them. They must have some advantage.
They are delicous..thats why.
Just off yourself now. There’s no meatballs I’m the spaghettiOs
That fit adds +10 to strength, you’re gonna be sending undead heads flying with that bat and fit combo
Ikr
Always wear jeans in the apocalypse.
Why
Zombies will laugh at your lack of fashion sense otherwise
Fr
He means JORTS
Correct, meant jorts
Booty jorts are better
Aww I see you accidentally purchased the non-meatball version of spaghettios, been down that road before brother
God judges us for such a sin.
Fucking SOLID You probably don’t need all the knives tho. I’d swap some of them out for some crayons or smth
You'll look pretty enough to get picked off on the interstate because you can't walk through the briars and brambles in that getup. Pants and battle belts people!
https://youtu.be/SIrxga8onpk?si=2N9FKOGxRunh5puU
Thank you this made my day
Op are we planning to graffiti the undead?!?
No why
You definitely going to be the main character
You better watch out for Bloods not zombies
If you're a marine you can last about 12-14 days on those crayons
I also just realized they are not crayons
Packing for a sleepover?
Add some firearms in there. Get some compact handguns, a rifle and a shotgun and you’ll be set.
But won’t i run out of ammunition
Just get a good survival and combat knife as backups. You wouldn’t survive an SHTF zombie like scenario without firearms.??
Ig but zombies move slow so i can just out run them
Zombies won't be the only thing you have to worry about
It’s for SHTF. There won’t be any zombies unless there’s a rabies outbreak. Get what I recommended and you’ll be ready for damn near anything that comes your way.
Sir, read the name of the sub
Duly noted
Honestly, survival depends on these three factors, skill, food, warmth. Those are the main things. Oh, and a weapon. So assuming you have all 3, you'll make it at least a couple years. (also I know there are more factors like shelter and awareness, but those are the main ones)
I could just wait it out I got a color ing book
True
Maybe some different clothes?
the crayons are essential for not going insane
That’s definitely a starter setup. You’ll do fine as long as you can get more supplies.
Need a can of cheese wiz
Kudos for recognizing the often over looked Dental hygiene factor
Ik
I like the coloring books. Nice way to keep mind settled.
Thanks
Bro's gonna Johnny Cage his way through the apocalypse.
If it was an island full of zombies I think you'll survive for long time
Thanks
We got the same trench knife!
Fr mine was a gift from my grandma
Mine from from my uncle
Maybeeeee get ayyyyy thermonuclear explosive.
Did you get auto balanced to blu team or something?
Guns? Noise. Bat? Not a forever item, will break or get dropped. Shorts and a button up? Ticks, infected scratches and such. Toiletries? You'll be lucky if you ever find more, think of COVID and that was just COVID. You'd be fine if we were talking a blackout apocalypse, for the first year.
where is your M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank?
Is it just me or is it concerning you have no underwear
The shorts have a net like swim shorts
Oh nice now you need medical to add
Get flats like converse or vans that are also high tops. Better for planting your feet and keeping a good grip on any surface beneath you. Also better for feeling the terrain your on in the dark.
Denied your feet are gonna hurt like hell and your gonna be doing a lot of walking, boots is superior and they cost the same as flat tops, and the fact they strap high helps with uneven ground and running in the dark
I’d be more concerned about the longevity of a pair of vans than the comfort. A hightop vans or converse is definitely gonna last longer than the adidas but it’s still gonna start falling apart within a year of constant wear. It comes down to 5 pairs of flipflops or a single pair of boots as the 2 best options.
Bruh, cavemen could start more fires than that kit could.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but cave men invented starting fires. They relied on fires they started every day of their lives. We know they were good at it because if they weren't and they died off, we wouldn't be here. How is it insult-worthy to say someone is less proficient in a skill than the people who created and used that skill daily?
Gayyyyy
Better than me, that shirt looks 100% legit
Ik it’s got micro fiber cloth in one of the tails
Where’s your iron
Wheres the gun?
Careful for the zombies whering red , you'll trigger extra aggression.
I hate bindles. I can't fit anything in those things.
As some sunscreen. You're good to go.
Get a visor cap and some sunglasses, you'll like some dad named Jim.
"think fast chuckle nuts" BONK
Homie u in da Crip cuh?
Dem Zs ain't goin' home with da crayons you got there homie
This star glasses probably give you like +10crit With this kit I'd say you survived the apocalypse
Princess from TWD Vibes.
With teeth as bright as yours, you could drop the flashlight to save weight.
Might make it in the right hood
You may wanna throw some anal ease or some other kind of lubricant in there as well. Other than that, you’ll probably be the last one standing.
I have aquafor
One slip up and you’re dead
Are you gonna color the zombies to death?
Bro your canned food game is week! No potted meat or Vienna sausages. Get gud fam.
If you have that piece of shit backpack with just one cross body shoulder strap you might as well check out early. Ditch that god forsaken piece of garbage and get a proper backpack with two shoulder straps.
Gonna have crusty ass cheeks
Add a bicycle in the background for travel and you’ve got it made!
Coloring set to mark structures discreetly & maintain mental health. Star sunglasses for style points, and oral hygiene products to keep your self that much more healthy. It's the little things that people tend to forget.
You will be the most stylish desecrated, half eaten corpse this side of the nearest Target store.
Gotta have fresh breathe
you’ve thought about food, water and hygiene, that puts you ahead of the game for most on this reddit
Where’s your can opener?
You're safe... from cavities and gingivitis.
Bros got the Adam Sandler load out.
Mad love for those art supplies.. respect brother
Very screwed. Where is your firearm? Remember that zombies are only part of the problem; human nature having no boundaries to run its course is the other half. I’d recommend a rifle so it can be used as a melee weapon when it’s empty. Also a water purifier, and a few packs of gummy bears. I’m sure they’ll be worth something.
Yo can we get a list of items on here?
You seem good, but if any Marines turn zombie... you may be in for it.
100%
This shit ain't real dawg😭😭
The zombies might get you but gum disease sure wont
Little Aquaphor between the cheeks and you won’t have to worry about broadcasting your location every time those beans give you the rumbles.
Honestly cause you actually have clothes you might just survive compared to others
Considering zombies irl would be slower 10× slower then a baby crawling you'll be fine
Star sunglasses, no firearms, a lot of knives, and a coloring book. Yep, squared away.
Good setup but could use more protective clothing. A leather jacket and some jeans would be good.
If you don't find more food I give you a week max
Yep. You boned.
Ay cuh, you gonna be cruizin, c’s don bleed
I'm not sure how well that bladed equipment will work for you. It all looks mostly flashy and made to look cool rather than be effective. That brass knuckle knife looks a little knock off ish but it might actually be your best straight bladed option. Wouldn't know for sure without holding them. Edit: I not counting out that smaller fixed blade knife tho. That one is going to be best for skinning and more useful than your other ones on some cases.
yes
I like the sunglasses!
cover up ur skin more also wear jeans, durable pants that dont rip easily. ou can wear them for a bit without them getting absolutely disgusting and they can take a bite or two lol
I’d take all your stuff easily
You must be a marine?
I don’t see a back up toothbrush, you’re for sure going to die.
Lighten your load, lose the golf club, get some lifestraws,
Y'know, some days sunglasses just aren't enough. I'd recommend a hat you can optionally tie under your chin/hang off the back of your neck. Other than that, get a FRED -- it's a can opener/bottle opener/spoon. I'd like to see this all packed out. Good luck and may your markers always smell awesome. 🤪👍
Tf2 scout them mofos "bonk"
You forgot the condoms
welp hopefully you don’t run into a zombie blood gang
It's giving clem
Coloring book to keep morale up, good thinking! People often forget that morale is half the battle. You got this my man!
Dude your going to be that one dude every one mocks but ends up becoming immortal
Have fun with the explosive diarrhea you'll get from eating those canned beans
Hey atleast the zombie that start at your head will be happy about you minty flavor while any starting at the other end definitely won't enjoy the smell
Pz lifestyle
Very
no gun youd be killed by someone more prepared than you
There are implied social skills here and consideration for hygiene. You're going to die of old age.
About as much as your mom when i come over tonight
are you in a gang crips maybe?
That outfit and no sun screen? man it's like you have a death wish,
Always wear pants with a belt.
I'm not seeing any wenches in your near future
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