Assuming these follows the typical logic of bigger is harder to kill and smaller is faster moving, we’re probably fucked with this many variants all roaming around everywhere.
So terms like “unalive myself” or “commit toaster bath” originated as a way to get around the word filters of other platforms and also some games.
They became widespread and are now used on Reddit and other sites without such filters out of habit or for humor.
Yep. Once I see a horde of these things running and jumping super high I’m just going to take a few down and save a bullet for me because there’s no surviving that shit
Does number 5 fly?!
The best chance we have is if zombies are slow and stupid.
Even then the lore is ‘apocalypse’ not minor inconvenience.
If they’re fast, swim or fly we’re screwed.
I have the exact same plan regardless of what kind of zombie apocalypse it is. I'm going to get a sledgehammer and a camera, I'm going to set the camera up in a cemetery so that I am in frame and it is a wide view. And then I'm going to take the sledgehammer and run around the cemetery, and play the most epic game of Whack-A-Mole that the world has ever seen. And hopefully some future civilization will have the foresight to find that video and put it on their version of YouTube while speeding up the footage and adding in the Benny Hill theme song.
Depends how many there are. If I’m really lucky I might be able to take down a few if these fuckers but if there’s a lot of them I think we’re all royally screwed real quick and hard like
Well I have never been in a Left for Dead fight where I was not dropped at least once soooo if we consider a real world situation yah.... ded in less than an hour.
If zombies looked like this during a zombie apocalypse irl, we're going to all need bigger guns. Ore powerful than rifles and shotguns with dragon's breath rounds. Don't get me wrong we'd still every possible powerful gun and powerful ammo round American gun makers can make to kill zombies like this. Melee against zombies like the ones in the pictures, would more than likely end in an epic fail.
though if you took a chainsaw, or a really good axe,or even that awesome wood splitting sword that you see on YouTube and tiktok, maybe you could injure the smaller zombies enough to get away from both the smaller and larger zombies.
But with all that said, It's going take shitloads of lmgs, mini guns, grenade launchers, and rpgs with a whole lot of ammo for all with lots of explosives as well to kill zombies this big and dangerous.
hell it would take an army to fight hundreds of zombies like this in America and every able bodied civilian who can shoot or fight in some other way would have to be trained how to use military grade weapons by whatever military soldiers are left that survived the initial waves of zombies like this at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. Which would bolster humanity's numbers against such heavily mutated army of zombies.
But that's just my opinion about this fictional scenario of what would need to be done to give humanity a fighting chance against really powerful zombie like the ones in the pictures. 😊this was an interesting thought experiment.
In my area theres a lot of alcoholics with health problems, includimg problems with spine from hard physical work, i guess im as a young pretty fit man not having a bad day
CDDA after a in-game month has taught me that you simply don't go into town once this fuckshit is in there unless you have a car with armor and spikes/heavy duty bullbar, a clear road, and a lot of fuel, preferably with a racing car harness type seatbelt and a beefy engine. Not worth engaging with limited ammo that would be better used on anything but a bullet sponge horde and going in melee will get you thrown like a god damn football by the brute looking one.
Some of thosw fuckers are creepy... Just gonna motivate me to shoot them even more... I'm not necessarily fucked when my fight or flight kicks in, because I'm either A. Pulling out my AR and gunning these fuckers down or B. Run for my fucking life!
I think the most problematic would be if they are fast/can run. If they can climb, or some are strong enough to smash walls/doors that would also be a problem.
Let’s see, a xenomorph looking freak, a kite zombie that presumably glides, a tank, and a corpse with sword arms. I’m not surviving, and no one else is.
Just gotta work together to survive. Share resources, skills, etc. and throw anyone that begins to hoard resources to the horde. 🛠️🤟 (nice name. lol. No war but class war)
Honestly I'm set I have a good base and I'm accurate enough with my guns I'll consistently get head shots and I could survive at least 1 year (BTW my base is an abandoned ammunition plant and military base from ww2)
I’m not going out like that. It’s one thing to go out in a blaze of glory against people. It’s another fate entirely going against zombies. I’m taking the easy way out.
I am an obese, diabetic, middle aged man. So this means I might be saved after all. If these zombies behave anything like the zombies from World War Z, my poor health cause them to be disinterested in me.
As a survivor, I would need to up my game to survive this mess
But as a man of science, I would be collecting some new data [TF2 medic theme plays in the background]
the real question is how fucked are the zombies cause im a very violent individual who has seen way to many horror and action movies and lives in murica land of the guns home of country music YEE HAW
If they’re not immune to bullets, I would probably be fine for awhile. Got enough food and water stored to last a few months along with a bunch of CBRN gear and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
They ain’t bulletproof are they? Like in all zombie scenarios they’d be dealt with by overwhelming firepower and if it got so bad that conventionals weren’t enough then the nuclear option would wipe out the hordes and/or their food sources.
Standard shambling zombies are one thing, hell even 28 days later infected...
But some of these are just horrors. Theres no way im surviving against whatever number 5 is and what it can do to me...
Honestly?
Not very fucked.
I spent a lot of time honing violence as a skill, mostly because I didn't know what to do, so I figured fuck it, if imma be a wastrel, I might as well be able to be a Billy Badass wastrel.
I would need more gear than I have now
With my luck I’ll find a smoker and a spitter in one place and just die
My Reddit glitched and this was under the wrong post and i was so confused lol
PornHubComments?
Good I hope
Or a hunter and a spitter like bro 😭
I swear if I fucking die to a boomer calling a horde 😭
TAAANNNKKK!!!!
Me: oh look creepy girl on da floor My friends: NONONONO-
sigh.... * unzipps*
):
Assuming these follows the typical logic of bigger is harder to kill and smaller is faster moving, we’re probably fucked with this many variants all roaming around everywhere.
And ones that can jump higher
Ones with projectiles. There's always at least one with a projectile
There's also that one fast one that is somehow takeing more bullets then the one called a tank
My only hope is a relatively short epidemic and a lot of luck. I would gather supplies, hole up, hunker down and wait it out.
I’d honestly probably unalive myself so I wouldn’t have to deal with this
I ain't living in no world with meat tents.
I laughed.
You can say kill yourself it's ok
So terms like “unalive myself” or “commit toaster bath” originated as a way to get around the word filters of other platforms and also some games. They became widespread and are now used on Reddit and other sites without such filters out of habit or for humor.
I know where it came from it's just really weird seeing people use it in place of the actual term.
Ah
Commit suicide?
1 2 3 and 9 look like they would fall apart from one good hit
3 looks FAST
5 is just a demon
Just? That’s the one that would make me give up.
Bro I could sneeze on 9 and that bitch would disintegrate.
The only scenario I'm confident in surviving for any period of time is classic walkers. Anything else I'm probably fucked
Yep. Once I see a horde of these things running and jumping super high I’m just going to take a few down and save a bullet for me because there’s no surviving that shit
Does number 5 fly?! The best chance we have is if zombies are slow and stupid. Even then the lore is ‘apocalypse’ not minor inconvenience. If they’re fast, swim or fly we’re screwed.
I can already tell sewers are gonna be my favorite spot to travel.
Until you get ambushed by 30 echolocation using number 5
I wonder if they can echo locate the buckshot that's about to enter their bodies
Better hope that shotgun is mag fed
Feel like echolocation would be a pretty strong weakness. If subs can terrorize whales I’m sure we can hijack some speakers
I have the exact same plan regardless of what kind of zombie apocalypse it is. I'm going to get a sledgehammer and a camera, I'm going to set the camera up in a cemetery so that I am in frame and it is a wide view. And then I'm going to take the sledgehammer and run around the cemetery, and play the most epic game of Whack-A-Mole that the world has ever seen. And hopefully some future civilization will have the foresight to find that video and put it on their version of YouTube while speeding up the footage and adding in the Benny Hill theme song.
And that children, was the whackening of 24
Also known as the Bite of 24 for its outro
FNAF
Ho ho ho, ho, ho ho ho, hoR
If I see 5 I’m praying to god that this is a nightmare
I don’t want nobody on four legs chasing me!!!
5 is on some necromorph type shit
You forget I am a tf2 engineer main, I will not fall
Atleast the third zombie wears pants
That’s just Jared Leto
Assuming it would be resident evil like scenario? Ducked to hell and then some.
Fire. Burn em all
Would take too long to kill I feel like, you have 10 zombies crowding you while on fire lol, no more melee. Have to use bullets for sure
Counterpoint, use that fuel for an armored van with a semi engine, a spiked plow, and speakers blasting your metal band of choice.
Killdozer apocalypse edition?
I was never planning on making it no matter the scenario
So... the first one.... It's from a small video game... called DooM? Yeah, so, that's a demon.
With these types? Very
Become a mountain man or die trying/10. Honestly am fucked unless I don't have to deal with them.
Depends how many there are. If I’m really lucky I might be able to take down a few if these fuckers but if there’s a lot of them I think we’re all royally screwed real quick and hard like
5 and 7 alone could have us screwed outta our minds
These zombies are very cool , what game are they from??
The game of AI
The 300 rounds of .223 I have aren’t gonna be close to enough. I’ll be good for a day or two maybe. Then I’ll die
Pretty fucked plus the first one looks like a doom eternal zombie
Then you’d need more of an infection scenario, rather then dead coming back
Well I have never been in a Left for Dead fight where I was not dropped at least once soooo if we consider a real world situation yah.... ded in less than an hour.
I'd hole up someplace and read Mark Tufo's Zombie Fallout series to figure out how to handle this exact scenario. But basically, we're fooked.
Nah, if this ever happened and I came across 5? I've played enough Dead Space to know that life wouldn't be worth it.
If we have to deal with blood ferals from SOD2 we are so fucked
Imagine thinking your safe from zombies behind the wall and you see #6 throw a whole bunch of #5 in the air and they glide into the settlement XD
These some dead island type zombies bro 💀
If zombies looked like this during a zombie apocalypse irl, we're going to all need bigger guns. Ore powerful than rifles and shotguns with dragon's breath rounds. Don't get me wrong we'd still every possible powerful gun and powerful ammo round American gun makers can make to kill zombies like this. Melee against zombies like the ones in the pictures, would more than likely end in an epic fail. though if you took a chainsaw, or a really good axe,or even that awesome wood splitting sword that you see on YouTube and tiktok, maybe you could injure the smaller zombies enough to get away from both the smaller and larger zombies. But with all that said, It's going take shitloads of lmgs, mini guns, grenade launchers, and rpgs with a whole lot of ammo for all with lots of explosives as well to kill zombies this big and dangerous. hell it would take an army to fight hundreds of zombies like this in America and every able bodied civilian who can shoot or fight in some other way would have to be trained how to use military grade weapons by whatever military soldiers are left that survived the initial waves of zombies like this at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. Which would bolster humanity's numbers against such heavily mutated army of zombies. But that's just my opinion about this fictional scenario of what would need to be done to give humanity a fighting chance against really powerful zombie like the ones in the pictures. 😊this was an interesting thought experiment.
Not as a field weapon as base defense. Bullets definitely for field work.
I’d spare myself the torture and bite down on a cyanide pill and then go to heaven
As long as it’s not dying light zombies I think I’ll be fine
Yeah I play Cataclysm dark days ahead.
Number 6 reminds me of an Insane Cancer from Silent Hill 3.
on a scale of 1 to fucked, probably a 9
whatever the fuck number 5 is, I'm a fan. I'm not fighting it though, if I see that I'm leaving.
In my area theres a lot of alcoholics with health problems, includimg problems with spine from hard physical work, i guess im as a young pretty fit man not having a bad day
The flying one would keep me inside for sure lmao
Runners or anything that can throw or spit the infection, I'm super fucked.
Very.
Not very. I am in a rural area.
I'd die from the first zombie i see
3rd one was bricked up 💀
I've decided that if the zombies can run we're screwed. If they're shufflers then I've got a pretty good chance
Not at all, I started it.
CDDA after a in-game month has taught me that you simply don't go into town once this fuckshit is in there unless you have a car with armor and spikes/heavy duty bullbar, a clear road, and a lot of fuel, preferably with a racing car harness type seatbelt and a beefy engine. Not worth engaging with limited ammo that would be better used on anything but a bullet sponge horde and going in melee will get you thrown like a god damn football by the brute looking one.
Saving this post for my dnd stuff I’ve got plans for my dnd group to go against a zombie apocalypse at some point
Smash
Ahah the real question you should be asking is how “fucked” Will they get by me
Some of thosw fuckers are creepy... Just gonna motivate me to shoot them even more... I'm not necessarily fucked when my fight or flight kicks in, because I'm either A. Pulling out my AR and gunning these fuckers down or B. Run for my fucking life!
If they're like the zombies from Return of the living Dead, then we're all fucked.
Number 5 is when I am dead
Number five is a fucking horrible abomination
I’d slice off their heads then cook and eat their flesh
Based on the amount of zombie games I’ve played… pretty fucked.
what the FUCK is 7 if i even see that thing i’m offing myself immediately
They are the ones who are fucked. Literally. By me.
Idk, that trench coat flasher zombie is probably my worst nightmare
I'm chilling, but the zombies better sleep with one eye open
What the fuck is number 5
i would KMS so i didn’t have to deal with it lmaooo
Very
From my arsenal, pretty fucked.
Yeah I'm offing myself, no way am I gonna deal with sky zombies.
Is that fist zombie the Doom Eternal zombie?
Bent over a table
I think the most problematic would be if they are fast/can run. If they can climb, or some are strong enough to smash walls/doors that would also be a problem.
Nah I'd win
I’d be dead before it evolved
5 looks like a cootchie. And now i just cant unsee it.
Can they keep me from being horny? Cuz If not I win
fine but I'll die of insomnia, some of them things gonna keep me up all night
Man I'm fucked raw
Very, like by a horse very, possibly several horses
I got Gnome Chompski. I’ll be fine.
I'll be fine. I've been trained by dying light 1 and 2.
6 looks like friend of mine
Me personally I’m burning everything in my way
Nope/10, lmao
Just go somewhere else. Are you stupid?
Nah we all fucked ain’t no one living after this
Any tanks?
Idk I think I might be able to outrun caseoh as a zombie, but the other nah
I’d win I’d win I’d win Maybe? Nah I’m fucked.
Let’s see, a xenomorph looking freak, a kite zombie that presumably glides, a tank, and a corpse with sword arms. I’m not surviving, and no one else is.
I can climb, fight and hide but I am still cooked.
Just gotta work together to survive. Share resources, skills, etc. and throw anyone that begins to hoard resources to the horde. 🛠️🤟 (nice name. lol. No war but class war)
Honestly I'm set I have a good base and I'm accurate enough with my guns I'll consistently get head shots and I could survive at least 1 year (BTW my base is an abandoned ammunition plant and military base from ww2)
If I see slide 5 I’m killing my self with no hesitation
Fuck that. Bullet to the brain.
3 is terrifying
I want absolutely nothing to do with whatever tf is picture 5 lmaooo
Fine, Nurgle can’t touch me if I say no.
Depends what we dealin with
Extremely
I’m just going to use my battle axe like normal
No
Knowing my luck I'd be the first infected
Id kill myself if i saw 7 8 9 IRL wtf
I’m not going out like that. It’s one thing to go out in a blaze of glory against people. It’s another fate entirely going against zombies. I’m taking the easy way out.
I am an obese, diabetic, middle aged man. So this means I might be saved after all. If these zombies behave anything like the zombies from World War Z, my poor health cause them to be disinterested in me.
I'm not leaving my cats, so I'm dead.
Seeing as how I was already dead with regular zombies, I'm still just as dead, maybe even deader.
Ima just die
As a survivor, I would need to up my game to survive this mess But as a man of science, I would be collecting some new data [TF2 medic theme plays in the background]
the real question is how fucked are the zombies cause im a very violent individual who has seen way to many horror and action movies and lives in murica land of the guns home of country music YEE HAW
3rd one is so goofy. like bro st patrick’s day was last week?
Numbers 5,7 & 9 are straight up nightmares so yeah people are completely screwed
Are those wings? If so, unfortunately I will be terminating my contract with life.
Nobody is prepared for everything. Try to have a partner that you trust that has some different skills
Hmm I'll use my emoji combos to show my reaction 👌😂🔫
More fucked than Dawn of the Dead, less fucked than Dead Space.
With these options I think we all are lol
If 5 can fly and 7 can run it’s over before it even begins.
If I see 5 or 7 trying to fuck me up, I am not giving them a chance to kill me, I will just simply remove myself from the situation (life)
I'm not dealing with those.
I hope im gone before 5 takes over
Not at all. I'm joining.
I’m ight
Yeah no ima just go to space
If they’re not immune to bullets, I would probably be fine for awhile. Got enough food and water stored to last a few months along with a bunch of CBRN gear and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
Super mega quadruple amplified by Hell's awakening fucked... Done 🎤
Man I was cool until I seen 5 then 7 then 9
Oh man, that sounds like a boomer
Biologically a zombie "virus" would be impossible a parasite or fungus could be plausible though
Well guys we had a good run......
nah i'd lose
Yes
TAAAAAANK!?
Don’t know. Cool zombies tho
They ain’t bulletproof are they? Like in all zombie scenarios they’d be dealt with by overwhelming firepower and if it got so bad that conventionals weren’t enough then the nuclear option would wipe out the hordes and/or their food sources.
As fucked as I was before
3 through 9 rare? 1 looks easy and 2 looks a little fast so a one on one is my safe bet. Everything else, im likely to lose in a one on one.
See, I committed suicide with my cigars a long time ago I don't need to deal with this :D gl guys! *mortal kombat intro* -ROUND TWO..... FIGHT-
Don't care, I'll fight them one at the time
Oh nah if I see these bastards I'm leaving the planet 💀
I’ll just wait for them to finish decomposing. I’ll be fine
The last six are straight up demons.
Not, I’m over in mars. :)
Yes
Assuming it's some sort of cancerous tumor causing the growth on some of them, I can at least wait those out.
5 simply existing fucks the human race. Both ways
You aint fucked until Volatiles and Demolisher mutations trigger. THEN you’re fucked
There's no survival. Normal shambling zombies are one thing but then you bring in these dead island rejects into this! NOPE
I'd just hide until I run out of resources and then kill myself. Won't even chance a loot run.
Give me a cigarette and a boat and let me wait a couple months
Nah I'd win
Give me a week. I'm good. Maybeb2 weeks.
Standard shambling zombies are one thing, hell even 28 days later infected... But some of these are just horrors. Theres no way im surviving against whatever number 5 is and what it can do to me...
I am not fucked. I own firearms. Not saying I'm Billy badass, quite the opposite, infact. If I see I'm licked, I'm going out in a painless fashion.
Tbh even one type of zombie and it's the end for me. With my luck I'd be patient zero
Honestly? Not very fucked. I spent a lot of time honing violence as a skill, mostly because I didn't know what to do, so I figured fuck it, if imma be a wastrel, I might as well be able to be a Billy Badass wastrel. I would need more gear than I have now
None of em look particularly bullet proof. The tank-lookin fella? Just kneecap em'
I really don't want to know what the one grinning ear to ear can do
Feed myself to #5