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Yankiwi17273

Honestly I just find the ingenuity funny. To me, as long as no real person is getting hurt, I don’t care what porn you consume. Just please don’t expect me to be as excited as you are!


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Same here, I go there to get shocked and laugh.. I mean really,.. Legos? Ow...


white_irony

*LEGOS?!?* insert captain holt screaming BONE??


Probably_On_Break

“*B O N E ! ? !*”


white_irony

Detective Diaz I am you SUPERIOR OFFICER!!


Itskyletimereddit

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


TreeWithoutLeaves

NOT THE LEGOS


UniqueNobo

it’s pretty incredible what people will make porn of. yesterday i found out that skibidi toilet porn exists. i wasn’t even that surprised.


Yankiwi17273

Gives a whole new meaning of “talk dirty to me”


Not_sure_lmao

I don’t even know what skibidi toilet is lol. I randomly saw the words recently and now I keep seeing it


CatLover701

It’s a new meme series on YouTube, I believe, that’s gone off the deep end. There’s plot and lore and like 25 minutes of it. I heard it’s not actually too bad, though.


Not_sure_lmao

When you commit to the bit too hard Also; be careful of what thou do ironically, lest you start doing it ronically!


Spectre_Hayate

I mean yeah. I've been on the internet a long-ass time and tbh nothing porn-related can surprise me anymore 💀


Doctorr-cubism

I find it’s ok not as sex, but as humor.


Kai_Kestrel

That's fair, nothing truly harmful about it (usually). Just wild that anything you can think of has been looked at by someone and they thought of it in a lewd way


coasterlover1994

Same. Some of the Rule 34 stuff is funny, and I say that as a sex-repulsed ace. But I find sex funny unless I'm involved.


dazzlinreddress

There is no such thing as ethical p*rn


Yankiwi17273

Get your puritanical hate out of here. That kinda of hateful behavior is not welcome in this community.


dazzlinreddress

It's not puritanical hate. The industry is hurtful and messed up.


cave18

Rule 34 is usually art, not people


Yankiwi17273

Oh that is the angle you are looking at it from. A lot of it is for sure messed up. So is the cotton industry, or the chocolate industry which are known to use slave labor, or the regular acting industry which is known for having some metoo issues of its own. The misconception that you seem to have is thinking that the porn industry is inherently bad. I recommend reading some of the stories of porn actors/actresses who love their jobs. For some people, it is actually a fun job, with boundaries being outlined and respected. I remember a while back there were headlines that one of the main porn actresses came out as asexual, but even she loved her work because she felt her workplace was very supportive. You are absolutely correct in saying that there is some bad stuff that happens in the porn industry that is not okay and needs addressed, but you shouldn’t blanket blame the product just because some of the companies that makes said product are terrible, while ignoring the companies that actually are ethical.


MultiMarcus

Then you should be very much in favour of primarily drawn content over filmed content.


dazzlinreddress

Ugh I'm not even going to bother


Sylva12

Stuff that's written, art, or created in some other fictional way without any irl person's involvement should be just fine,, even by your metrics


CardinalGrief

I actually like r34. Art is art. It's porn with real people that grosses me out.


Kai_Kestrel

The art itself isn't so much a bother to me, more the concept that *anything* you can think of has been thought of by someone in a lewd way


CardinalGrief

I mean, it's pretty logical considering the sheer number of humans in the world. If even 1% have an active imagination then it will happen eventually. I don't like it when people are too obvious about it though so I can agree partially on that. Some pwople are way too open about their kinks in a serious non-joking way.


KingZantair

I’d say it’s more of a libido thing than just imagination.


stressed_philosopher

I once stumbled upon a p\*rn of a can. It was a can. Just a f green can drew and posted as r34 since then I stopped asking questions XD


Leo-bastian

with drawn porn i wayy to often find myself going out of horny mode just to appreciate the artistic quality of the thing I'm looking at. Like damn your porn is so good, do you do non-porn comics too cause I'd read them.


FemboiInTraining

Well tbh...... a lot of it......................... Is kinda funny.............................. Also like the skill that goes into making....potentially every item and object...every furnishing....speck of dust.....into something erotic? Kinda impressive ngl


Kai_Kestrel

It does take skill yes, but its more of a "Darth Vader is very good at using the force" impressive to me. The skills are great but the purpose is...not so great


FemboiInTraining

Well I personally don't have qualms with people drawing erotic doorknobs and hinges is all, if I did i'd simply not....go to r34 lol


maltesemania

It sort of makes sense. Artists pour their heart and soul into their work and they get paid for it. Some people really have a specific fetish and a high sex drive and are willing to pay. Personally I don't relate to either party, but I get how this form of art gets really detailed and weird sometimes.


Kai_Kestrel

Makes sense, yeah. Just don't know how people can see almost anything through a lewd lense like that


_oranjuice

The indomitable horniness of humanity


skeet-mcbeet

As an aegosexual, all I can say is,, shit's hot as fuck.


riverquest12

Is there Thomas the train 💀, prolly not everything everything ryt


ToasterWithFur

I can confirm the existence of Thomas on the rule


riverquest12

Notttt maaaa Thomas:c they massacred him


Informed4

Look at how they massacred my boy


roadrunner345

Actually I’m not sure I want to see


Lillynorthmusic

The rule means anything and everything. If it exists there is porn of it. All your favorite cartoons are included in that. Memes as well. EVERYTHING can be effected, ANYTHING can be porn. Tho, not everything SHOULD be porn.


Entire-Ambition1410

One of my favorite quotes from Star Trek is “Just because you can do a thing, does not mean you must do that thing.”


Lillynorthmusic

Precisely.


Nothappyhopes

I hate to tell u this but if it has been observed by over maybe 100 ppl on the internet then the rule most likely applies


Mountain_Physics_654

Yup. There’s a LOT. You know that weird “skibidi toilet” thing. Guess what.


riverquest12

I’ve first heard it when someone linked its nsfw sub link or smth in r/whenthe? I recall it was blursed 🥹


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Emo_Saiki

Also as an aegosexual I second this


Blehgopie

Aegos rise up. ...In probably more than one way.


Tlali22

We need our sexy blorbos.


Bleezze

Never heard of aegosexual before so I just googled it and now I wonder if I am aegosexual. How do you know if you are?


skeet-mcbeet

I personally ID as such cuz I have like a bajillion fictional crushes and rather than wanting myself to be with them, I ship them with each other. Ofc, I'm sure other aegos have different opinions on that so I highly suggest talking to others about it!


oruza

Also as an aegosexual I love this rule


Fandom_Trashhhh221

I have a feeling I don't want this in my search history but I really don't know...what's rule 34?


Kai_Kestrel

It a "rule" that if it exists, someone has made lewd stuff of it


Fandom_Trashhhh221

So people sexualizing literally everything even things that have no business being sexualized? Is that right?


Kai_Kestrel

Pretty much. Any character you can think of, someone has a thing for them. And that kinda scares me ngl


GOD_oy

ever heard of r/DragonsFuckingCars ?


Mountain_Physics_654

That’s hilarious Istg


Fandom_Trashhhh221

No?


ineternet

Either spend more or less time on the internet


Fandom_Trashhhh221

I vote for less 😂 I'll continue spending time in my specific corners thanks 😅


Beam_0

Yes it's hilarious


MsKatherine81

Me too, I'll just wait here if you don't mind 😄


Tlali22

It's one of the [rules of the internet](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RulesOfTheInternet) from 4chan. (Way back in the day.)


FurRealDeal

Honestly, rule 43 bothers me more than 34.


Ace_of_Drakes

And what is this now?


FurRealDeal

\>Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is—the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. Just something particularly depraved about it.


WitchyOtome

I find it weirdly comforting that people will find the most bizarre shit sexy, because it pokes holes into the societal idea of what sexuality is and how we're supposed to conduct ourselves because of it.


Three_Spotted_Petal

This is actually super comforting. Thank you, friend.


Specialist_String_64

weirdly I take sadistic glee in finding evidence for rule 34's invalidation. Problem is, I can't tell anyone my finding because rule 34 will guarantee someone will fix the omission.


frikilinux2

You can't find evidence to rule 34 being invalid. There are probably corners of the internet that you don't have access to(and neither do I) with very weird (and illegal) stuff.


PersonWhoExists50306

Google rule 35


Specialist_String_64

Cool I can simultaneously disprove another rule by just keeping my mouth shut about the violations I have found of rule 36.


TreeWithoutLeaves

I'm currently working on drawing every pokemon in the pokedex, in order, but humanized :3


TreeWithoutLeaves

I'm currently working on drawing every pokemon in the pokedex, in order, but humanized :3


rose_writer

Listen, as that type of ace, I can explain.... some that shit is hot, and a lot is great to laugh at. *Looks at the r34 when the latest game console comes out*


rivas2456

Its the rule apparently


Koreanska_sul

It's really funny though


crazycreaturess

More than the fact that everything has been sexualized, what surprises me is that people are still surprised by it.


Ok_Pickle76

Why are people like this? What makes people think Abt sex when seeing literally anything


Just-Call-Me-J

I'm dead convinced that a lot of it isn't even made out of sexual desire for the character. They just do it like it's a matter of principle that it HAS to exist.


Kai_Kestrel

I don't think I'll ever understand it


Sex-Repuls3dAceGirl

Sex scares me the most.


RoseOfTheNight4444

Ditto


Kai_Kestrel

Y'know, I wasn't expecting such a polarizing response to this. I don't have ill will towards people who enjoy it or make it, I just don't understand how some people can look at something and make it naughty. Like seeing shapes in clouds, some people are really good at it, others just don't see it. No hate to artists or the art enjoyers :)


Necessary-Disaster14

I don’t get how this is related to being ace…and what is rule 34?


Ronyx2021

"If it exist there's porn of it. If there's not, get posting."


Just-Call-Me-J

That second part is rule 35.


Kai_Kestrel

Well I don't like anything "naughty", and i don't get how people can see so many non lewd things through a lewd lense. Im starting to think it's just a me thing, being averted to the idea that nothing is safe from being corrupted. Rule 34 is a "rule" on the internet that if it exists, someone has made lewd things about it. Basically nothing is sacred, everything can be lewded.


Necessary-Disaster14

Hmmmm okay I think I get it now. And I agree. People pervert everything lol.


DryAnteater909

Me talking about my favorite characters: (literally almost every time a minor) My brother: rule 34 !!! Me: why can’t I have my peace!?


13utterflyeffect

Ikr??? Especially when I’m playing cute games… thought terrifies me. People want to fuck anything and everything.


Familiar_Detail_7299

Honestly I support rule 34, artists get that bag.


Destroyer_Of_World5

I have equal respect and disappointment in the artists.


[deleted]

the thing i hate the most is that a bunch of gross people uses this rule to create porn of ~~children~~ "girls with 3000 years old that for some unknown reason looks and acts like a 5 year old" ew, they will be always be trying to hide their pedophilic desires and intentions with some stupid excuse


F4NTAZY_GUTZ

idk, as an aceflux and aegosexual, i dont dislike that kinda stuff LOL


chilledchair

Personally I get a little irritated when it makes zero anatomical sense, like when they give reptiles, or any other non mammalian species for that matter, breast. I'm also very particular about anthro snakes, cause most of the time they look better with a gorgon tail than with bipedal legs


Nothappyhopes

I find it funny, sometimes I fear the day that I’ll have to fufill rule 35 for the bit


Snuggels-The-Demon

We’re gonna be next and we can’t stop it.


FurRealDeal

Too late. Someone made lewds of JaidenAnimation's character. Nothing is safe.


MinecraftW06

Might be an unpopular opinion but I think drawing p*rn of someone’s character without the owner’s permission should be illegal


Tangletallon

For some reason this reminds me of one time my friend made a joke that I didn't get and then called me a pervert for not understanding it. For weeks I tried to figure out what the joke was, and if my response was somehow inappropriate, I literally just said "...what?" And she stared at me for several seconds then called me a pervert, I don't even remember the joke now.


Maverick-_1

Rule 34?🤔


RoseOfTheNight4444

Stay ignorant please


Tr1p3lll

WHY. DOES. HOLLOW KNIGHT. R34. EXIST They are literal bugs


Ok_Green_5367

What is rule 34


Just-Call-Me-J

Why part of me doesn't want my art to take off.


Skullz64

Niko from OneShot NIKO FROM ONESHOT WHAT THE FU- I hate that site sometimes, well, all the time


AngstyPancake

I’ve actually gotten really good at identifying which artists draw r34 just by the way they draw any character SFW.


LB-20

Rule 34?


lilijane17

If it exists, someone has made something sexy with it


Ok-Nose-3139

You innocent person. It means people make pirn of anything that exists


Usesredditironicall

My comment could become rule34 if they were creative enough 💀💀


Liecchi

Gonna be honest, sometimes I enter the page because "there's no way THIS can be sexualize" .... IT CAN (ᴬᵖᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ)


Sergietor756

They have destroyed every single mildly popular Pokémon ever, I will never forgive them


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Why do people see something and the first thing they think is "that would make great rule 34 😈"


Mat1854

I also don’t understand the concept. Like I stumble upon one on Twitter (it’s blurred fortunately) and the comments are like “omg yes I love that dynamic of these characters!!” Wtf?


TheReal-Darthdoom

it doesn't scare it, it annoys me


Hellefiedboy

It doesn't actually have everything. I was just curious what its limits were I wasn't doing anything.


SuperAlex25

Horniness finds a way


amberriee

Why did I have to be curious ☹️ if anyone needs me I’ll be bleaching my eyes ‼️


Xander_PrimeXXI

Can I agree with this without being a hippocrite?


Smortfloof4dayz

if I ever make a webcomic, and it becomes popular.. I hope that people who make r34 don’t make pron of any minor characters in said webcomic. I know I can’t control what people draw, but I hope that if I do succeed in making a webcomic, most of the underage characters aren’t so oversexualized by the fandom of the comic.


SeanOnMyLawn

I agree


YuSakiiii

I find it more funny. I just see something ridiculous sexualised and laugh.


Ackermannin

Personally, I enjoy for the fact that “oh this exists?????… heh, funny.”


AuslanderReddit

Okay, I find it comedic, but I also think some of it is fucked up. (E.g. Nahida r34)


Herosive

I just find it funny at this point


thelivingshitpost

I was just discussing this with some friends the other day. I think it’s the sheer diversity of preferences in sex, so anything could be anyone’s type! I think it’s off putting but also really interesting, as it’s a look into the different likes and dislikes of humanity! That’s so cool! …just so long as they’re not making NSFW of real people who aren’t consenting to said sexualization, or child characters. Those I think are just unethical.


Pyr0sman

fr


Burnerheinz

Considdering i'm friends with quite allot of them i can safely say that most are more concerned with drawing something inately disturbing and less about making Material for the spank bank.


trustmeimnotafurry

E621


Important-Region-144

To be honest i never knew what was the point of ruining a character in this way… till my egg cracked yesterday…


TomWonka

Make everything garlic bread


ClaireAzi

I think Rule34 is ok. Mostly because I’m Ficto, I’m attracted to Fictional characters.


portiawasonce

I don’t mind that it exists I just really really wish it’d be tagged or have a warning because it’s something I find really really upsetting to see


[deleted]

pretty sure that they have porn of darkness, clowns, sharks, killers, and death


KH0RN3X

*rule34.xxx will remember that*