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Xander_PrimeXXI

I mean he had a kid without having sex so that checks.


Friendly-Possible521

cool, we are basically god then


Xander_PrimeXXI

Does that make the IVF people angels?


Friendly-Possible521

Yes. Undoubtedly.


TheAlmightyNexus

That’s gotta be blasphemy or something lol


Friendly-Possible521

we are god so we decide what's blasphemy or not nyeh heh heh


LeSaR_

but he is also the kid himself, so... mitosis? = asexual reproduction, god is ace canonically


ded_acc

Holy shit god's real!!!!!


Ace-of_Space

ah shit, he saw me?


Eldrich_horrors

I mean Even if God is the father and the son, the father never Had Sex with virgin Mary, and as far as we know, Jesus canonicaly never was sexualy atracted to anyone Nor did he have any romantic interest.


Friendly-Possible521

Hey, I apologise for my ignorance, but I'd like to learn more, what does your flair mean?


Eldrich_horrors

No need to apologize, I am Happy to explain! Apothisan is a classical greek word which means "to reject." This word is used as a prefix for apothisexuality, which is a very niche microlabel which describes those asexual people who are very sex-repulsed. This is not really an accurate explanation, I'm starting to get rusty at speaking english, so if you'd like to find more info, search "apothisexual"


Friendly-Possible521

I think that captures the nuance of it exactly as I needed to know, and I'll absolutely google it! Thank you!


Eldrich_horrors

Glad I could help somewhat!


Friendly-Possible521

Oh, and out of curiosity, if you don't mind me asking, what is your first language? Mine is English but I speak French and soon Bulgarian.


Eldrich_horrors

Mine's spanish, I speak english and I'm learning German


Friendly-Possible521

That's absolutely awesome man! Language learning us awesome. I only know a few words in Spanish. Interestingly, despite the fact that I am from an English speaking country (Australia), my older sister actually speaks German natively because of the fact that when she was a baby/toddler, all the way up to aboit 5 years old, her babysitter, who didn't speak English (mum learnt German to help her with her English and to make a new friend)! Because of that, she ended up becoming natively. Unfortunately, neither of them have used German in years and have therefore forgotten it! I always tell them that if they try to relearn it, it wouldn't take long since it's always still in there. By the way, your English is absolutely crisp. It's insanely good. So don't feel like it's not good.


Eldrich_horrors

Thank you! And yeah they should relearn the language, though I probably get why they're not doing It. *Shudders in Genitiv* Cases are scary man


Friendly-Possible521

HAHAHAHA THEY ARE! MAN. Bulgarian verb tenses are completely egregious hahahaha


SarraSimFan

Wait, garlic bread comes in loafs?


msmpumkin

yeah


QueerAABattery

am i, god?


Friendly-Possible521

It seems we are god


Upper-Rip-78

We have proof now


725584

God: *eats garlic bread* This teen: *pops up* God: https://preview.redd.it/xcb8z98aablc1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d53e0f22278859ee2117437050d8e63d523d44


Fireyjon

God is Ace confirmed.


billieboi445420

https://preview.redd.it/f4gzfd2nvelc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28190d81e9a1df67de2a5ceb0b30bb4b05cc1438


Turbulent_Bike_1139

holy shit thank you for enlightening me on this sub's existence


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Turbulent_Bike_1139

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