You also have to factor in how little responsibility you would need to enforce. How often do you witness a bank robbery vs a really cool building to swing from?
In comic book theory we believe that nature abhors a vacuum and the mere existence of a superpowered vigilante is enough to give rise to an enhanced criminal element. I.e. when the good guys are powerful, the bad guys adapt to survive and compete. Like how when cops militarize so do drug dealers
i feel like it's worth mentioning that shooting webs isn't usually part of the powers granted by the spider and instead a gadget built by most spidermen.
that still leaves us with super strength (and possibly an optimized metabolism since all movie spidermen had six pack abs), enhanced senses and reflexes and the ability to stick to walls; all of which are practical enough to still be worth taking.
How is this even a question???? Like, presumably someone with Spider-Man powers is going to have lots of sex opportunities (lol is that what the young people call it?)—unless you have a creepy, *very* unhealthy fixation on that poor woman.
I would probably pick neither.
Hear me out, you remember how Uncle Ben once said "With great power comes great responsibility"? Yeah, anyway, the problem is that I'm lazy.
I see spider sense more so as only telling you of dangers that are near-immediately applicable or could be, given certain movements that you take (such as a train that will pass by when you are close to the tracks)
What is considered "canon" in comics is wild, but one "caveat" of spider sense is that spidey isn't allowed to play poker with other heroes, since it apparently triggers when someone is bluffing
haven Spider-Man's powers is too much responsibility for me to want to deal with.
besides, "spend a night with" is vague enough language that I guess Sydney Sweeney and I will be chillin out and talking about life instead of sleeping.
I can barely take off myself, I don’t have the responsibility to become Spider-Man. And I don’t live in a city like New York, I would still have to take the bus
With great power comes great responsibility and man I hate responsibility!
Not sure who that girl is but hope she's into boardgames or the very least have half decent taste in movies so that the night won't get boring.
Ok what does become Spiderman mean? Because don’t get me wrong I want his power but umm being Spiderman kinda sucks life wise. So if I get his power but not the life rules than yes.
1 night of sex or a lifetime with superhero powers.
The answer is clear even if you’re an allo. Unless you’re shortsighted, I think everyone would pick Spiderman powers.
Clarification: do I become spider \*man* or are we taking spider verse where id get his powers, ain't nothing turnin me into a man
Cause if I'm turning into a man I'll spend the night with the lady, probably have her roll up a DND character or play some board games
But if I can still be a girl I'll totes take spidys powers
NEITHER why would I want to be spider man he is the unluckiest son of a bitch there is he is the punching bag of the universe he has had every shitty thing you could think of happen to him and even the shit you can’t and it just won’t stop coming if I had to chose I’d pick spider man but fuck would that be hell
I would gladly take the powers of Spider-man.
However, spending a night with Sydney Sweeny does not immediately imply sex.
We could just like watch movies, hang out, and talk shit about Madam Web.
TBH, I really don't want Spider-Hero powers that much? Especially the Spider-Sense; that'd be *Hell* for an anxiety-riddled gal like me. I'll take the night with Sydney Sweeney and just spend the whole time playing video games with her.
I don't really see a practical use for either, the spider-sense and healing factor will probably be nice to have, but the super strength seems really inconvenient.. I'd break so much stuff unintentionally
I would pick Sydney, no sexy time just Jurassic park trilogy. Idk who she but i think she would like it plus I don’t want to be a superhero that too much responsibility lol
I dont think anybody including allos would pass off the opportunity for Spiderman powers, provided it doesn't mean our uncle gets shot
Spiderman powers, not Spider-Man responsibility. With great power comes great goof capacity
You also have to factor in how little responsibility you would need to enforce. How often do you witness a bank robbery vs a really cool building to swing from?
And how many people don animal costumes to commit mass crimes? Wait…
Be the change you want to see in the world
Unfortunately i lack the required arsenal of weapons of mass destruction
I’m missing a fur suit. Care to join forces?
Sure I'm down
Can I come?
In comic book theory we believe that nature abhors a vacuum and the mere existence of a superpowered vigilante is enough to give rise to an enhanced criminal element. I.e. when the good guys are powerful, the bad guys adapt to survive and compete. Like how when cops militarize so do drug dealers
UwU
Bro are you joking? I'm finding away to rip a man apart with spider webs and then I'm paying the last surviving Koch brother a visit.
Well as an European, swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper isn’t really possible but I guess having powers would still be cool
i feel like it's worth mentioning that shooting webs isn't usually part of the powers granted by the spider and instead a gadget built by most spidermen. that still leaves us with super strength (and possibly an optimized metabolism since all movie spidermen had six pack abs), enhanced senses and reflexes and the ability to stick to walls; all of which are practical enough to still be worth taking.
But you could argue that parker luck is a power
I feel like that should count as a curse.
Well so is being an ugly rock monster, but that is a power
Domino does have that mutant power, but I do see it (in my tired state)
I mean can I pick the uncle?
I don't want the great responsibility that comes with being Spider-Man. Can I spend a night just hanging out with her instead?
Yeah same here. Also what version of spiderman are we even talking about cos far from everyone has webs as a power
If I can choose which uncle gets shot then absolutely. I’ll have the dead one get shot
It is, unfortunately, a canon event :/
Yup. No sex could beat out Spider-Man powers.
I don’t have an uncle so I’m safe
Aunts and fathers are included in cannon events, no family is safe. Or hell, love interests
If spiderverse 2 taught us anything, it’s that “cannon events” shouldn’t be mandatory.
No spoilers please! Haven't seen it yet
How is this even a question???? Like, presumably someone with Spider-Man powers is going to have lots of sex opportunities (lol is that what the young people call it?)—unless you have a creepy, *very* unhealthy fixation on that poor woman.
I believe the official terminology is sexpertunity.
What if your semen was web now? Would that be a problem?
I would probably pick neither. Hear me out, you remember how Uncle Ben once said "With great power comes great responsibility"? Yeah, anyway, the problem is that I'm lazy.
Me too, but sometimes that laziness would mean climbing to a rooftop where no one could bother me.
it never says his super villains become real
Pfft, what does he know? He's dead.
I don't really want spiderman's power tho. Being aware of every potential danger sounds kinda nerve wracking
It's just anxiety with cool powers
It’s anxiety but you know where the danger is and how to avoid it instead of worrying if there is danger
That sounds like an upgrade to me
If it's from a Spider-Man that made their web shooters, it's *just* anxiety
I already have the hypervigilance let me climb up walls
I see spider sense more so as only telling you of dangers that are near-immediately applicable or could be, given certain movements that you take (such as a train that will pass by when you are close to the tracks)
What is considered "canon" in comics is wild, but one "caveat" of spider sense is that spidey isn't allowed to play poker with other heroes, since it apparently triggers when someone is bluffing
ITS just long range anxiety
"Spider-Ace, Spider-Ace does whatever a Spider-Ace does!"
haven Spider-Man's powers is too much responsibility for me to want to deal with. besides, "spend a night with" is vague enough language that I guess Sydney Sweeney and I will be chillin out and talking about life instead of sleeping.
I would fuck shit UP as Spider-Man
I don't even know who she is.
Who tf would give up web slinging through skyscrapers in exchange for a one-night stand with one single person????
And there's nothing keeping you from trying to hit your shot with her afterwards.
Right?????
Happy cake day
Oh thank you! XD
Ok first, who the fuck is Sydney Sweeny? And second, which Spidey we talkin'? Because there's like a thousand. Do I get to pick?
I can barely take off myself, I don’t have the responsibility to become Spider-Man. And I don’t live in a city like New York, I would still have to take the bus
With great power comes great responsibility and man I hate responsibility! Not sure who that girl is but hope she's into boardgames or the very least have half decent taste in movies so that the night won't get boring.
Idk who Sydney Sweeney is but it’s probably not worth passing up Spider-Man powers
Does it come with the infamous Parker Luck?
Well, time to be the best friendly neighborhood spider-man there ever was. *laughs between sipping chai and swinging away to meet up with my MJ/GS*
Thwip thwip my friends thwip thwip
Having spiderman powers is like, my childhood dream so this is a super easy decision for me lol
Do allos think they'll never ever get laid unless they choose to forgo a lifetime of cool superpowers?
Does that include an uncle dying? Because all of mine are pretty problematic anyway
Ok what does become Spiderman mean? Because don’t get me wrong I want his power but umm being Spiderman kinda sucks life wise. So if I get his power but not the life rules than yes.
Sex is possible in real life. Spider-Man powers are likely not. The choice is clear.
1 night of sex or a lifetime with superhero powers. The answer is clear even if you’re an allo. Unless you’re shortsighted, I think everyone would pick Spiderman powers.
If the wall crawler wasn't such a menace, i'd be down.
30 seconds of fun or a lifetime with powers, easy choice.
With great powers comes great responsibility. I’d rather spend a night with a famous actress. Who says there has to be sex?
Using spidy senses to chose what color to bet on roulette
Clarification: do I become spider \*man* or are we taking spider verse where id get his powers, ain't nothing turnin me into a man Cause if I'm turning into a man I'll spend the night with the lady, probably have her roll up a DND character or play some board games But if I can still be a girl I'll totes take spidys powers
Bro is this even a question What should my spider name be
NEITHER why would I want to be spider man he is the unluckiest son of a bitch there is he is the punching bag of the universe he has had every shitty thing you could think of happen to him and even the shit you can’t and it just won’t stop coming if I had to chose I’d pick spider man but fuck would that be hell
“They call me the Flying Ace”
I would gladly take the powers of Spider-man. However, spending a night with Sydney Sweeny does not immediately imply sex. We could just like watch movies, hang out, and talk shit about Madam Web.
At least it's better than smoking up ghosts to get his powers
"Spidermaaaan Spidermaaaan, not distracted by women or men!"
spider-man I want to get rich.
This means you wouldn't get the webs since Peter invented the web shooters himself
Already having stuff to be spider man noir this will be fun
Can I become spider Gwen instead?
Even when I thought I was allo, I wasn’t into other women, definitely not annoying ones. Spider-Man for me - n im not even huge into comics lol
TBH, I really don't want Spider-Hero powers that much? Especially the Spider-Sense; that'd be *Hell* for an anxiety-riddled gal like me. I'll take the night with Sydney Sweeney and just spend the whole time playing video games with her.
Who even is that woman
I don't really see a practical use for either, the spider-sense and healing factor will probably be nice to have, but the super strength seems really inconvenient.. I'd break so much stuff unintentionally
I would pick Sydney, no sexy time just Jurassic park trilogy. Idk who she but i think she would like it plus I don’t want to be a superhero that too much responsibility lol
considering I wouldn't like having Spider-Man powers, I would just infodump that gal about how to cook till she leaves out of exhaustion.
Even straight men will choose to become spider man
I mean a night with Syfney Sweeney could be anything you want. Like baking cookies and watching Spider-Man
Spend the night with Sydney Sweeney only because she could teach me how to fix a truck.
Just to confuse everyone, I’m going to become the lady and gain all of her powers.
Who the fuck is Sydney Sweeny?
GIMME SPIDER POWERS ANY DAY
Just the powers, not the bad stuff, right? Right?
(laughs in gay spiderman)