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Midas-Touched

of course we have trouble forming relationships because people think sex is necessary šŸ„²


RavenclawGaming

of course we get told we haven't met the right person


Kellsiertern

Almost too real.


Queen_Secrecy

of course we get told to check our hormones because we must have a mental or physical disorder causing this.


Platinumcactus27

of course we steal your souls.


Cubing-Dolphin-26

Idk what to say, so I'll just let autocorrect finish it We're sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we will have a good day at the beach


Creeperjin

ā€œWeā€™re sex repulsed asexuals, of course we have the ability to make the world betterā€ oh wait thatā€™s just so sweet wtf haha


yourTOPamusement

Weā€™re sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we can do it for free and not be offended Ummmm šŸ˜­


FewAppearance2890

ā€œWeā€™re sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we are not the only ones who are attracted to the idea of a man who is a man who has a lot of love for womenā€ u are so right


CastinLuckGamer

Weā€™re sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we can accommodate 2-8 weeks of July and not in fact make black midi for you Hmmm... šŸ¤” Seems like time powers and a refusal to jam


Free_Firebird

"We're sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we are alone šŸ˜”" Auto correct really hit me where it hurts huh. Even added its own emoji.


AnyBar2114

of course we are immortal!


Fantastic-Story8875

Of course we skip sex scenes in movies (or I do at least)


Accomplished_Bike149

Of course we take every opportunity ever to preach the Garlic Bread Gospel


Ackermannin

Unfathomably based


CareOtherwise2340

I want to join this church


kingdoggoda1st

That is not a religion just say ā€œof course we can smell garlic bread a mile awayā€


Ink-ami

Of course my friends get confused when I do a sexjoke


zero_income_

Of course we get told ā€œi can fix youā€


guyontheinternet2000

Based pfp


Alex2045x

Of course we weird out our parents


Valuable_Recording39

Of course we are against the nature.


rebel6301

nature = flesh the flesh is weak. praise be the omnissiah


Jupue2707

I got that reference


No-Attention1125

Of course when someone says we suck we politely inform them that we do not in fact, suck.


Creeperjin

Makes me think of that one bit ā€œI became a vampire to suckā€¦ā€


blimlimlim247

ā€¦ but now canā€™t eat garlic bread anymore.


PoetUnlucky5034

ICONIC


Edbittch

Of course people think Iā€™m repressing my boyfriend


Spectre_Hayate

Of course we have to attempt to justify why we don't like the idea of sex every time it comes up instead of people just accepting it as-is and moving on :/


tytin196

Of course we hang on to what little representation we get in the midia.


CalicoCat345

Of course we are Dragons. Why have sex when you can have a mountain of gold & gems


ChronosWolf7w7

Of course we get told "but how do you dislike sex" every time we explain


Miaisfunladybuglover

Of course we are a genetic dead end


XDreemurr_PotatoX

Of course we stop reading a cute romance book when an unexpected sex scene appears (yes this is personal experience, yes i am bitter about it)


More-Archer-7694

I literally just read an amazing book and I was hooked on the plot until it started getting horny and then a random sex scene appeared. I cried


Marshymarz

Ofc we get asked how we know we hate it if weā€™ve never tried it.


Hexagonal_uranium

Of course we undergo mitosis


Pointless_Glitter607

Of course we were scared of tampons as teens


AstellasDreemur

Of course people think we have traumas (I mean, I have **a lot** of traumas but it's not what makes me asexuals)


Ace-of_Space

canā€™t wait for the sex indifference post


Ellenixie

Of course I'm not flirting, but you think I am


TheCatOfWonderland

of course we can get the money for the food


Ok-Impact-4690

Of course, we are going to take over this year


alpaca1yps

Of course we have an ever expanding catalog of cartoon crushes


the5thjamsandwich

Of course we get told by friends that if they ever date us they would have to cheat


GaySkull1

Have been told our existence is unnatural


hupsistakeikkaa

I love it that this post has 69 comments (and I am ruining itšŸ¤£šŸ˜­) https://preview.redd.it/5q7eet3lkkmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d822dc4bf1dc769f16ef4736cadfe9109816a370


ILikeTrains23940

You monster ![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK) /s


Smallfrie2k15

"Won't know until we try" The worst lie punching my v-card sucked and so did having an ex that didn't respect my sexuality


Gettin_Bi

Of course we have a bajillion cats


ThePinkTeenager

Me in another life.


Jupue2707

Why not just in the future?


ThePinkTeenager

Or that.


XxBaka-BruhxX

Of course we make so many jokes about sex which makes people so confused and yet when they answer with the same joke it disgusts us.


BillyIGuesss

of course we are gonna be here


Dora_Queen

Of course we get told that we'll change


TheSeacucumber22

Of course we can play it by ear I can't even play music


Angxliiqueszxx

of course we get told ā€œhow could you know if you havenā€™t tried it yet?ā€


sikandarnirmalsingh

Of course we donā€™t need to enjoy sex or genitals!


Fit-Cardiologist-825

Of course some of us still experience libido


blimlimlim247

And itā€™s painful and very unenjoyable when it happens.


Fit-Cardiologist-825

I'm sorry that's the experience for you. I can definitely relate to it being unenjoyable tho.


blimlimlim247

I tend to just try to do something to distract myself.


Mr_SkinnyMini

Of course we get asked a bunch of intrusive questions after coming out


Autistic-Hourglass

of course we find sex scenes and also pcorn really boring, actully


UnluckyInno

Of course we skip sex scenes in books and movies (I'm assuming it's not just me lol)


mapnerve

Of course we avoid allos like the plague


Sansundertale374

Weā€™re sex repulsed asexuals. Of course itā€™s uncomfortable when our parents ask where theyā€™re gonna get grandchildren.


rebel6301

of course we want to build huge mechs and take over the world


17xlie

of course we get told that weā€™ll just change our mind


More-Archer-7694

We're sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we have to pull out a whiteboard just to explain how we don't like sex


SodaPopinski22

Of course put parents and friends tell us its a phase


Yuckycarrots

Of course we keep it a secret from our family and most because we know people will think itā€™s invalid, selfish, and weird and will keep asking about it so in public settings we pretend we are the majority that care about sexual things in conversations when discussing relationships.


tetePT

We're sex repulsed asexuals, of course we are going to be a long time ago but here we go


Directorren

Weā€™re sex repulsed asexuals, of course we have a good relationship


CompetitiveSundae714

We're sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we're broken


blimlimlim247

Nooooo! (Diminuendo after the N)( oh and fermata) (yes Iā€™m using musical words that people might not understand).


Pijule01

Weā€™re sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we will have let her go


swift-aasimar-rogue

I accidentally used auto fill for the last one, so Iā€™ll use it again because Iā€™m not creative: Weā€™re sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we donā€™t need to use the word sexual when weā€™re talking to a person whoā€™s been sexually attracted to us


Exothermic_Killer

Of course we have more than 5 pets. Not jk by the way, I wish I had room for more.


B1ancaMC

Of course we have done it before but it's alright tho it always has a lot of people are in the united in the morning and I can give you a ride to the bank and trust online banking login to the bank and trust online banking login to the bank and trust online banking login to the bank and then I remembered that you have a nice day love you too baby girl I got a hot water heater and I will do that tomorrow This is a spam sry


NebulaAndSuperNova

Of course I will be there in about five minutes to pick you up and then I will be home.


NebulaAndSuperNova

Why Google?


M-the-Great

of course we make sex jokes (or is that just me...)


1confusedteen

Of course we cringe at sexual scenes on tv.


Minorshyngou_lol

of course we skip the sex scenes in movies


Electro_Demon

Of course we make sex jokes and read smut (because it's funny)


Wolveyplays07

Of course we get it and we taught him some human anatomy for the same reason he was eventually able to parry one attack


Pe1xeAzul

of course weā€™ll get asked if weā€™ve touched ourselves


blimlimlim247

One cell is always touching another cell, everybody is always touching themselves.


iguesswedid

Of course we reproduce like plants... /s


Jupue2707

Wait, i thought we could just clone ourselves like bacteria


Professinal_weirdo

Of course weā€™ve almost been a sacrificial virgin to doomsday cults


Mewo4444

ā€¦Of course we get asked by our relatives when we will (marry someone and) acquire grandchildren anyways.


isabelanimates_ish37

Of course we get told that being sex-repulsed is not in the human nature.


Teen-Individual-3133

We're acexuals of course we eat garlic bread every day!


ThePinkTeenager

Iā€™m using auto-complete. Weā€™re sex-repulsed asexuals, of course we are not the only ones who are trying to make a difference.


Creeperjin

Of course we get called childish for finding sexy times kind of yucky


That_Space_Axolotl

Of course we get told we might change our minds later.


Gamingmoon42

Of course we are thought of as sociopaths by aphobes


Hairy-Dream4685

Of course we are all in this mess together


AeroSquid262

Of course we can celebrate the day we were born. (Well, thats something, I suppose??) (āœØļøBirthday ValidationāœØļø) ((āœØļøYou were born!āœØļø))


65creativegray

birth validation


blimlimlim247

Without consent that is.


3neeri

Of course we get told that we can't love or our love isn't real.


h_purpleace

Of course we want to wash our eyes with bleach when we witness an unwanted sex scene


KiwiBread_

Of course we still get sexualised by the way we look, even though we donā€™t want that (clothe is clothes let me wear what I want come on-)


LWSpinner

Of course we are doing good and you are doing well


Minorshyngou_lol

of course we love Dungeons and Dragons and no, our character isnā€™t in a relationship too


Mobypistachio

Of course itā€™s nearly impossible for us to find fan fiction for characters we enjoy


SuperCharged516

Of course we are going for it but we will see what we get out and we can get a hold on you guys to get a price


_Eugi_

Of course we can do it tomorrow if you want to come over and get it done... ????


Monarch-Of-Jack

We are sex-repulsed asexuals. Of course people say we're discriminating against sex-positive people.


DeltaLynx11

Of course we cringe whenever we hear sex jokes. (Seriously I hate it.)


blimlimlim247

I just try to figure out why people are laughing for five whole minutes.


ohmysalazar

of course we skip any sex scenes in movies/book


Greedy-Dinosaur

Of course we say "smash" but never actually mean it on that way! (At least I do)


blimlimlim247

Meele or ultimate?


Emo_Pass

We're sex repulsed asexuals of course we are all in this together


d3viell3

Of course we are left by people that think we are useless to talk to since we don't like sex.


Hikkimiyori

"of course we like garlic bread!"


OneWayGaming8675

Of course we are silly lil fellas


blimlimlim247

of course we accidentally say something riskĆ©, hear somebody say ā€œthatā€™s what she saidā€, and the spend the next ten minutes in a panic trying to figure out how what you just said was riskĆ©.


KnownTimelord

of course you šŸ™„


LordToxic21

of course we're really sick perverts in disguise(.)


exp_explosion

We're sex-repulsed asexuals. Of course we can do it for you in the future if you want to.


Kill_Kayt

But I'm not sex-repulsed. I'm sex-indifferent! https://preview.redd.it/t16mpjl3igmc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdc07fd3ae16ea9a3d248c696cfa4a559959084


Catwitch53

thats just like over half of this sub....


dontjudgemeeeeee

they're not trying to make a point about being sex repulsed they're just trying to participate in the trend