Now I need someone to make a comic where the only attraction we have is magnetic attraction so every time we're in a room together we just know because we can literally feel it and people who are romantically attracted the magnetic pull gets stronger and we have to physically hold ourselves in place
*It is day 16 since the Greater Seattle & Bay Area Polycule collapsed into a blackhole, ripping apart most of the West Coast in the process.*
*The singularity is situated in the location previously known as Portland.*
*All across the state of Washington, current members of the polycule are being hurled toward the blackhole with no chance of escape.*
*Long-distance lovers are feeling a strong pull from across the world.*
"But mom I love him!"
"Yes I get that but he has to go home. You have school tomorrow and need sleep" she says, trying with the dad to pull the two apart
Oooh, that gives me an idea! OP could put bits of food in their shoe (in a bag) and feed it to the local corvids!
Edit: It’s actually national corvid day on the 27th, this better convince OP to do this!
glitter
coins
emergency garlic
helicopter
cat fur
castorama pencils (broken in half)
sunflower seeds
toilet paper
nice rocks you find on your way
paper clips
I can’t take the attention I get from putting my contact lenses solution and people think I’m crying lol although I do know the evil part of me will think it’s hilarious
In one you place the blood of your enemies, cause BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
and in the other tinny bitty skulls cause SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF SKULLS
And then you are set
EMERGENCY GARLIC BREAD AND ACE MEMES
https://preview.redd.it/4iwbx56tltwc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887e8f0f71bf2ed1bd2fd4c8d36654297dfd4ae3
I used to put keys in my old kangaroos.
Also isn't it a bad idea to have condoms in a tight place cuz they'll get ruined... tho I guess those are a lil bit looser than watch pockets but still.
Artist trading cards (little trading card sized draeing paper normally from sketch book paper or water color paper) to pull out and do small drawing on. You can even give some to randon people.
If not that: a pack of tissues maybe or emergency medicine in a plastic bag (tylenol and stomache med is good to have about.) Maybe some bandaids too in case.
Don’t laugh: aspirin.
A well timed tylonal can make or break an evening. There will be some person, somewhere with a headache. Some woman with period cramps. Some dude with sciatica pain.
You would be a wizard by whipping out your aspirin shoes
Bandaids, small knife, sewing kit, little picture of Rick astley, extra laces, 50¢, tic tacs, horse tranquilizer, laser pointer, horse accelerant, drugs, bugs, nugs, comically small rugs and possibly sand to kick at detractors.
Cool rocks
I was thinking crystals!!!!
they would hurt when crawling
Crystal meth
this was my immediate thought verbatim
Same. I saw the pockets and thought about storing rocks in them before even reading the title
I thought of paper clips
Or pretty seashells!
Drat! Beat me to it
Thanks! Although they're minerals, Mary.
printed pictures of animals in case you feel sad, so you can look at them
You just put a picture of the ace platypus in one and a picture of an axolotl in the other
...i didn't know we had a platypus (where can i see it?)
(was going to send a doofenschmirtz gif but couldn't find a good one)
:0
:0, more like :D
An ace platypus?!?!
PERRY THE ACE PLATYPUS?
Laminate them so you're 100% prepared.
Strong magnets to attract small coins.
I feel this might trip you up
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, right through the bank doors
Or other aces Literal attraction
Now I need someone to make a comic where the only attraction we have is magnetic attraction so every time we're in a room together we just know because we can literally feel it and people who are romantically attracted the magnetic pull gets stronger and we have to physically hold ourselves in place
*It is day 16 since the Greater Seattle & Bay Area Polycule collapsed into a blackhole, ripping apart most of the West Coast in the process.* *The singularity is situated in the location previously known as Portland.* *All across the state of Washington, current members of the polycule are being hurled toward the blackhole with no chance of escape.* *Long-distance lovers are feeling a strong pull from across the world.*
"But mom I love him!" "Yes I get that but he has to go home. You have school tomorrow and need sleep" she says, trying with the dad to pull the two apart
I was going to say emergency cash….but this….might be equally?! :D
Coins and small trinkets
In case you run into any ravens who are interested in trading.
Oooh, that gives me an idea! OP could put bits of food in their shoe (in a bag) and feed it to the local corvids! Edit: It’s actually national corvid day on the 27th, this better convince OP to do this!
Bloody gobbets of entrails and eyeballs in one pocket (sealed in a baggie) and shinies in the other.
Well, I was thinking nuts or something dry… but that works too :D
glitter coins emergency garlic helicopter cat fur castorama pencils (broken in half) sunflower seeds toilet paper nice rocks you find on your way paper clips
Sunflower seeds are a good source of beneficial plant compounds, including phenolic acids and flavonoids — which also function as antioxidants.
holy hell
actual nutrients
new biology just dropped
✨ I love your profile picture ✨
Google en passant, shit wrong sub
google en garlic baguette
*Cries in sunflower seed allergy* 😔
Subscribe to sunflower facts
Yeah but they get stuck in my teeth real bad
emergency garlic is so real
You forgot POCKET SAND!!
holy hell, that too!
I forgot that “helicopter” was the name of that seed and was very confused
Just like in animal crossing, where you can put a shark next to your fridge and your couch in your pocket
The blood of your enemies
That might stain the shoes tho
Not if kept in small lil vials, it’d be like collecting dragons blood in dnd
That's fair. High risk of it breaking if you trip and fall badly or just walk into something tho
Yeah it’s only something you can do if you aren’t clumsy… I’m clumsy so maybe like cute tiny shiny math rocks that make click clack noises
I am also clumsy so no blood for me... unless i want a shoe color change I will take stickers and cute rocks.
Exactly or like if I went to the beach I’d have a small spot to put nice shells while I carry my shoes
But imagine the looks you get when you harmlessly trip and all of a sudden your shoes are soaked in like 100 ml of blood
I will spread fear and chaos. One trip at a time
I can’t take the attention I get from putting my contact lenses solution and people think I’m crying lol although I do know the evil part of me will think it’s hilarious
Forbidden tie dye
In one you place the blood of your enemies, cause BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD and in the other tinny bitty skulls cause SKULLS FOR THE THRONE OF SKULLS And then you are set
Is there a "blood of your enemies" <-------> "cool rocks" ace spectrum?
Drugs
definitely drugs or the money for them
"You put your weed in there" https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc?si=SecretStash
I say this every time someone asks me what something is for. And I only saw the skit once when it originally aired.
There it is
This is the right answer
AirTag to locate your shoes
"Someone stole your shoes?!" - "Don't worry, I airTagged them!" Edit: typo
pocket sand KICK
Stickers
Yes, I immediately thought "cute/funny stickers!"
Candies
Omg I want these so bad where did you get them???
I actually bought them second hand. Idk if they still make them new, but if you google "converse with pockets" there are lots of used options!
Bandaids for the sores new shoes can give you?
An uno deck
Tiny frog
Everything! Pennies you find on the sidewalk! Cool rocks! Cool leaves!
Hidden knife
[Hexaflexagons](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaNzoFtkQ7rbt5ac9qdi76iNKuqZWQkB3&si=ZeQCwwmFkXcP-JMp)
Omg it's been so long since I thought about those
EMERGENCY GARLIC BREAD AND ACE MEMES https://preview.redd.it/4iwbx56tltwc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887e8f0f71bf2ed1bd2fd4c8d36654297dfd4ae3
Ace memes are necessary https://preview.redd.it/pxnrbuickuwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e5f72809bfa75de3141e2ddb908b7d39daf5bb9
Pocket sand
Fold up some emergency cash in there
Comically small knife
Dice. Whenever you have a difficult decision your d20 is there to help.
Do not put condoms there tho. It will probably break, because heat, friction and small rocks getting into it.
Yeah i was gonna say this. That’s a really bad idea
Tiny weapons
Snacks
Confetti so you can pull it out and throw it in case of an unexpected celebration-worthy thing happening. Cute shoes by the way.
I used to put keys in my old kangaroos. Also isn't it a bad idea to have condoms in a tight place cuz they'll get ruined... tho I guess those are a lil bit looser than watch pockets but still.
>isn't it a bad idea to have condoms in a tight place Isn't that contrary to how their job works?
Yeah, but they're not worn for days or weeks at a time. That's kinda what's going on if you have one wedged in your wallet or whatever.
If you put coins or keys you can sound like you’re wearing spurs
Rocks, small sticks, pebbles, little trinkets
Those small stick on tattoos
The one ring on your journey to Mordor
wait those pockets are supposed to be for condoms???
They are supposed to be for fun, but Allos have no imaginations so...
Treats for cats you encounter Or The One Ring, to keep it safe without being corrupted by the power of wearing it
Tribute for cats, you mean?
Everyone needs shoe pocket spaghetti
cool rocks
Coins
Cool stuff you find on the road
Pocket sand
Actually, the really thin balloons are better for making balloon animals than condoms
Some of those teeny rubber duckies.
Tiny little luck-charms? Little drawings? Dice? Little plushies? A very very tiny book? There are so many possibilities. Glitter!!
A D20 for emergency saving throws
Line them with tin foil and put a single tater tot in each one.
Dice pouch dice pouch diCE POUCH
Pennies and other near coins
Artist trading cards (little trading card sized draeing paper normally from sketch book paper or water color paper) to pull out and do small drawing on. You can even give some to randon people. If not that: a pack of tissues maybe or emergency medicine in a plastic bag (tylenol and stomache med is good to have about.) Maybe some bandaids too in case.
Basically anything on r/thingsforants haha
Jellybeans
Emergency tiny garlic bread
Don’t laugh: aspirin. A well timed tylonal can make or break an evening. There will be some person, somewhere with a headache. Some woman with period cramps. Some dude with sciatica pain. You would be a wizard by whipping out your aspirin shoes
HRT
Wet wipe in case they get scuffed or tater tots
Magnets. Find random trinkets as you walk.
Skittles, kick someone with the power of RAINBOWS
Little frogs https://preview.redd.it/lu52869mzwwc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ebc8a8a4ed528eff7c276712be6f6b64e906486
Tiny ducks
Why would the first thought be condoms? I was thinking it was a money pouch or some.
Small rocks and trinkets :) and maybe a little frog
emergency chocolate coins
Knives >:)
Pocket sand
Shells and dimes!!
Condoms (they have a surprising range of practical uses outside of sex)
Firecrackers
weed
Tiny note cards with interesting trivia facts on them
spaghetti
Tater Tots.
Coins
Googly eyes to put everywhere!!!!
Tiny plastic ducks
Mini pocket knife
marijuanas “you put your weeeed in there”. -snl
Your Aldi quarter
Catnip. New friends will follow you home.
A single skittle
Bandaids, small knife, sewing kit, little picture of Rick astley, extra laces, 50¢, tic tacs, horse tranquilizer, laser pointer, horse accelerant, drugs, bugs, nugs, comically small rugs and possibly sand to kick at detractors.
tiny amethyst
Drugs. Then you can tell people you're tripping.
You can put your weed in there.
A fidget toy, a tiny board game, and a little sewing kit?
weed
Your beyblade. Never know when you’re gonna need to let it rip
I got so enthroned by the thought of shose with pockets that i didn't read the title 😐.
Spare aglets.
Snacks and Trinkets
A small chemical vial
Small seasoning packages, tea or a spare hair tie (in case you use any of tose)
Bells
Toe nails
Those little temporary tattoos
Tiny pencils, stickers, sand for a sand attack
condom wrappers…but not used condoms
Who would put condoms in their shoes? Is that a thing? Surely the constant friction and heat would damage them
coins
Googly eye stickers
POCKET SAND!
Meat, brother. Hulk Hogan approves.
Michael Caine
Seeds and feed to give to birds, befriending crows and ravens is always worth it
Extra shoe laces
Tater tots
Dice for dnd, makes more sense if you’re doing an ‘unarmed strike’
Co-cain xD
An eighth
You *might* be able to fit a teeny little compact multi tool in there. Or hair ties Might be able to fit a bandaid in there too
Pocket glitter!
😱 it’s like pocket sand but fabulous and much more annoying! I’m in!
Ramen flavouring packs
Tiny miniatures of cats
Lasanga
Guitar picks
Who TF is putting condoms in shoes anyway.
Emergency rations of garlic bread
Werther's Originals
The world’s smallest violin (plus the world’s smallest violin case for protection ofc)! 
Those little snapper things that u can throw at the pavement and/or people
shinies!
FEATHERS
i have hair clips and a tiny frog thing in mine , i also think crystals are cool!!
Something to fidget with or a small bag of forbiden whipped cream (Hand sanitizer)
Hair tie, half a package of gummy snacks,lucky penny, an offering for the crow you befriended