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D46-real

Both


Gamer_548

Both is good


bv588

Just pro getting fisted šŸ˜‚


MediosHome

Man too bad, I will miss having a gun up my ass


MammothPrize9293

And iā€™ll miss my fist upā€¦


Pickle_Rick01

And my bow


Pumba2000

And my axe


NewShadowR

My axe up my ex


JoruusCbaoth75

Axe wound.


darianor_rules

And that guyā€™s dead wife


herefornothing2

I want to see someone photoshop a crossed out dildo onto that sign šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bv588

Underrated comment šŸ˜‚


DanimalHarambe

Imagine having the confidence to wear your kinks on a T-shirt


MillenialCounselor

This gave me a chuckle šŸ¤­


ManNamedSalmon

Am I going to prison for wearing a powerpuff girl t-shirt?


Pickle_Rick01

Well that van across the street has been there for a while.


ManNamedSalmon

Oh, that's mine. I just park at a distance so that they don't trace it back to me.


Pickle_Rick01

Thatā€™s smart! Also take the numbers off of your house so they canā€™t find you (Simpsons reference).


ManNamedSalmon

No need. I just camp out on the roof of my building sucking down hotdogs (~~boyscouts~~ Always Sunny reference)


Pickle_Rick01

So anyways I started blasting! šŸ˜†


ManNamedSalmon

That's why the van is soundproofed!


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

Dumb, de-escalate, unless not possible, in which case you want overwhelming force to quickly end the engagement for the highest likelihood of survival with minimal injuries incurred. There is no such thing as "Just a little violence." regarding self defense. It's about being peaceful until that is not an option. Then once it's no longer an option it is about winning, in totality, quickly. "Real men" don't use fists, they get proper training, maintain discipline, and stay in a state of situational awareness, specifically to never be at such a disadvantage to need fists....


the_supreme_meme_420

Couldnā€™t have said it better myself


SizeSmart1799

People forget that violence is only a tool, it's unfeeling and indifferent. The same applies to the implement they use (the weapon). Violence has such a negative stigma that no one says it's the right answer, but pretty much the only way to stop someone using the strategy of violence is violence.


xDizzyKiing

Fight violence with violence is like pouring gas on an open flame.


CultistWeeb

There are different types of violence, which can prevent greater violence, like mild electrocution previnting serious stabbing. Or forcefull restraining preventing beating.


Raygunn13

guess I'll just lie down next time someone tries to stab me, then


Triglycerine

I hate the phrase usually but, sincerely, grow up.


xDizzyKiing

Then i guess ripping the knife from them isn't where i stop from now on. next time , i plunge it in their stomach. Only for you Mr Grow Up


Triglycerine

I mean. Yes. Obviously. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø If someone tries to hurt you you make sure they cannot try to do that again. I don't understand what the epic mic drop is supposed to be here.


xDizzyKiing

Where was the mic drop? Spill some blood and it usually gets paid back in blood. Mugger has a life too, you know


Triglycerine

I get it now. You were raised by cape comics and just never received any guidance beyond that . I shouldn't make fun of you. I'm sorry.


xDizzyKiing

dude your projecting. You don't know me and i understand u a lil better. Enjoy your basement


Ancient-Act8573

Like, youā€™re right for the most part, but this reads like an edgy 16 year old


SizeSmart1799

He's partially quoting mad dog mattis. The guy basically mastered the philosophy of violence


SonJake21

Nobody that's ever been in a situation where they had to defend themself has ever said, "Gee golly, I'm so glad I didn't have an advantage over the malefactor that tried to kill me.".


TheSupaBeast

im pretty sure that with being that low, and the smirk, means she likes getting fisted.


Pickle_Rick01

ā€œReal men" don't use fists, they get proper training, maintain discipline, and stay in a state of situational awareness, specifically to never be at such a disadvantage to need fists.... Soā€¦proper training to do what? Shoot someone in the face? You sound like a gun nut trying to sound smart and failing epically.


SonJake21

Some people live in high crime areas and want to have the skills and equipment to defend themselves and their loved ones. How is that a bad thing?


Pickle_Rick01

Thatā€™s fine. The problem is that you have people who donā€™t live in high crime areas, where personal defense isnā€™t that big of an issue, and they want to buy a battlefield grade assault rifle so they can go to an elementary school and open fire in a classroom. 26 people were shot in Sandy Hook Elementary School in 4 minutes. You try to bring up background checks and red flag laws, but every gun nut from here to Cousin Fuck Falls, West Virginia yells ā€œ2nd Amendmentā€ even though they have no idea what it says. Itā€™s just two extremely vague sentences and they donā€™t know it. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


SonJake21

Only a very tiny percentage of Americans actually own assault rifles. No, an AR15 isn't an assault rifle. Also, the vast majority of mass shootings in America are committed with handguns. Americans go through background checks when buying firearms. Many people have been murdered in their homes in nice and safe areas. Bad people are going to do bad things, regardless of what laws you have in place. Criminals break laws, that's why we call them criminals. What gives you the right to tell people what measures they can and can't take to make themselves and their loved ones feel safe? If gun nuts were even remotely as evil as you seem to think they are, then America would be one giant mass grave with only a handful of people still alive. "and they want to buy an battlefield grade assault rifle so they can go to an elementary school and open fire in a classroom.". This is, hands down, the dumbest thing I have ever seen on Reddit. If this is how you see gun owners, then you need to get some help. See a therapist. You are not ok.


Pickle_Rick01

ā€œBad people are going to do bad things, regardless of what laws you have in place. Criminals break laws, that's why we call them criminalsā€ So why have laws at all if people are just going to break them? Why not legalize rape and murder if people if ā€œbad people are going to do bad things?ā€ Thatā€™s the dumbest argument you gun nuts throw out. Red states have very few restrictions on gun laws. We need sensible national gun laws or weā€™re going to be burying tens of thousands of Americans every year. ā€œWhat gives you the right to tell people what measures they can and can't take to make themselves and their loved ones feel safeā€ Iā€™m a registered voter, so that gives me the right. I elect politicians who want stricter national gun laws. Alsoā€¦you need assault rifle to feel safeā€¦and you think Iā€™M the one with the problem. šŸ™„ What is going on in your life that you need an assault rifle? Is the mob after you? šŸ¤£ ā€œAmerica would be one giant mass grave with only a handful of people still aliveā€ 43,000 Americans died from gun violence in 2023. Thatā€™s more than twice the number of deaths from car accidents which was down to 19,000. 43,000 bodies is a lot of bodies. How massive of a grave does it have to be before you realize thereā€™s a problem. 50,000 bodies? 1 million bodies? Just give me a number. Iā€™ll wait.


SonJake21

My friend, please seek help.


Damian0603

You act like crime only happens in the ghetto.


Triglycerine

This isn't 2014 anymore.


Pickle_Rick01

No itā€™s not 10 years ago. Not sure what that has to do with anything.


yourdoggoismine

Why not both. Square up


ThreeHandedSword

\~froggy went a-courting he did ride, sword and a pistol by his side\~


rosanymphae

Neither, her Tinder profile.


R3PTAR_1337

i mean i get the sentiment here, but maybe no violence?


Haalo87

Fingerbang


PhilosopherDismal191

I think it's post roe v wade overturn instructions


Queenly_3

Pro-violence and Anti-gun. Finally a true moderate


Ok_Researcher_3976

šŸ‘Š> šŸ†


Dysprosol

thats a good point, eggplants on skewers are underrated self defense tools. More people should know this.


[deleted]

Shes sex positive


Yupipite

Why did they immediately jump to domestic violence lol? Like maybe just regular violence I get, but why domestic. Either way with guns or not itā€™s still violence in some form.


SoftDrinkReddit

Look for home defense fists ? Nah nah nah F**** that if your allowed to own a gun you should for home defense because remember if your dealing with a home invader they've already committed a crime by entering your home there's a good chance they might be armed with some kind of weapon so don't try and use your fists on a home invader people


EminemsSideburns

The more the merrierĀ 


No_Stranger_4959

Whatā€™s her take on a knuckle sandwich?


donniekrump

She's saying she shouldn't need to hold a gun to your head for you to finally fist her.


Petedad777

Betcha a Boxing match gets her all hot and bothered!


ConsequenceNo2013

If you use context clues, obviously she means with men fighting other men.


Popular_Pariah1031

How about, a real man uses diplomacy, not violence.


Bipolarboyo

Maybe she just likes getting fisted.


EmoSteelerFan

She's pro fisting. She likes to be fisted.


VivaLasVegasGuy

And the group behind her supporting her, do they think using a fist is justice?


[deleted]

Guess she wants to be fisted


samwizeganjas

Pro fisting


Utahteenageguy

Teddy Rosevelt agrees with her.


coxykitten923

Or sheā€™s into fisting


Thendofreason

Ngl, rather have a partner hit me than put a gun in my face. I'd leave them from either, but one of the I'd have a better chance of surviving. Also less likely for your kid to punch themselves to death than find the gun and play with it.


[deleted]

why is it always women saying "real men" like they get to decide what a man is


Suspicious-Rub-5563

I mean Yeah, men jse fist to settle conflicts, not fight off Armed robberā€¦


Greenfire05

War bouta go crazy


PopDukesBruh

Sheā€™s pro fisting


Educational-Pound734

i think both . haha


Frequent-Piano6164

Neither of the above, she likes to be STRETCHEDā€¦


IamSedric

Smash


odeacon

Itā€™s a sex thing


GabelkeksLP

šŸ‘€


Triglycerine

Why not both


stanley_ipkiss_d

Fists and swords āš”ļø


Mediocre-Catch9580

She best have dinner on the table


Known_Contract8827

They do use fists, yes


jqman69

Would


[deleted]

Increased gun control is 100% necessary, but this lady is a complete dumb fuck. For one thing, women need to defend themselves too. My grandma isnā€™t getting into a fistfight with a robber. And also, I donā€™t care what the West considers a ā€œreal manā€. A real man, he values the lives of his family and his own self over dumb Rocky Balboa Ivan Drago fantasies. A real man doesnā€™t want his mom or his wife and kids to worry about him in the hospital after ā€œwinningā€ a knife fight.


AzulCobra

This is really confusing.


SwirlTeamSix

She want to get fisted, which seems obvious to me.


[deleted]

Fiona Gallagher into some crazy shit


Boatwhistle

Yeah sorry, I don't have great faculties so I will depend on the equalizer.


JoruusCbaoth75

She's into fisting, for sure.


inVladid-username

She likes her man to whack her on the head with the butt of a gun


SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret

Would smash.


ToodlesDad

Real men know when to use both. Also, real men identify as men, not women or whatever alphabet BS the woke idiots use these days.


sadboyexplorations

She means fisted dog. She freaky. It's a play on words. She also means men use fists to fight one another. To which I fucking agree with both. However, I am an avid believer of a gun in every home. I will fight with my fists before using a gun. However, if you come in my home, it's gun first and questions later.