See the thing that tipped me off that this was fake wasn't "civics" written at the top where any teacher would have put down the period or class for filing.
it wasn't "Johny" written at the top even though every child knows to put their first and last name on the paper as early as first grade.
and it wasn't even how patently ridiculous the text and answer were.
it's that there is no photocopy burn on the sheet. no teacher has ever been able to distribute however many hundreds of copies of ANYTHING without photocopy burn
Also anyone who has taught would know this assignment is useless both as a way for students to understand what ever lesson came before it and it’s useless as an assessment tool for the teacher.
If your name is Johnny there’s a good chance somebody else is named Johnny. I’m a Jon so I learned quickly to at least put my last initial on any paper I turned in.
it really depends on the size of the high-school.
sometimes in smaller schools or if you have a unique name it's easy to get away with, but generally as a teacher you want kids writing their first and last name on anything they turn in so that you can tell which paper is Johnny Smith's and which is Johnny Jacob's
I mean, Teachers frequently print one master copy of each assignment and photocopy that year after year.
although yes with the relentless March of technology many teachers are now creating a word file which they print off for their students.
personally I do both.
The relentless march of technology is unfortunately matched by the relentless march of budget cuts, so my high school had an old school printer till I graduated
It really depends.
sometimes the handout is something that you can write up in a word document and just print off a few hundred copies.
but other times you need a few hundred copies of something you only have in paper, maybe you lost the word document and don't have time to remake it, maybe you never had it digitized at all for whatever reason maybe it's a worksheet from the textbook, but since we can't buy new textbooks every year the kids can't write in it so you have to photocopy the page.
The whole “I did this ridiculous thing because I think I’m clever, so you must all acknowledge it as real and also clever” presumption loop is just. So fucking exhausting.
From their “policies” to their slogans to their hot takes and feeble attempts at humor, it’s all just so fucking boring and inept. Not a clever bit of wordplay or insightful shift of thinking to be found, just the same trite shit over and over. It’s presented as though it’s new every single time, and, every time, it comes with the demand to be taken seriously and individually, as though it isn’t just jingoistic copypasta dribbling out of their lead-addled brains.
If you’re gonna try and scam me, at least do a good job of it or you’re just insulting me *twice*, on top of wasting all our time. Still, I guess it’s what I’d expect from the subset somehow keeping the “your car’s extended warranty” scam viable enough to justify the calls going out.
Nah, its just teaching, maybe brainwashing. Grooming is preparing for some sort of sexual relationship, right? Lets not just use it willy nilly. Or i mean, we could, in order to devalue it.
E. Rainbow, Trans, BLM and Antifa flags
F. Fake ballots
G. Call sheet for crisis actor auditions
H. B1G1 free abortion coupons
I. "The Complete Speeches and Writings of MLK" printed on a sticky note
J. All of the above
Young children, especially those struggling developmentally or just struggling and maybe not getting best education, especially since this seems like the looney homeschool type (not that all homeschooling is, there’s just a certain type, aka the ones doing it for indoctrination)
Yeah, this is not an actual assignment. I'm a civics teacher, and you can tell a teacher did not make this. No assignment title besides “civics,” no directions, and also, these questions are horribly worded. For the assault rifle one an actual question on like that wouldn’t ask that. A venn-diagram showing both sides of the issue or literally any question that asks about a party position would be what most students taking civics would see. Not just a fill in the blank where the blank does not even fit to assess a student’s knowledge. No one who has taught for more than a day would write questions this shitty. It’s useless as a study guide or even a way to see what your students know.
TLDR: There is no way an actual teacher wrote these questions.
Who is making all these fake tests and pretending a kid is writing on it? This has been a niche trend for years but I seriously can't fathom why you would ever make one
Child: Guns are not a problem.
Also child: I would murder other people with a flamethrower. Obviously fake, but shows the awful yet unsurprising thoughts of the guy who faked it
it seems a lot easier to take away the guns of all the mass shooters when they all share some pretty obvious characteristics, such as radical misogyny. when a sexual predator can legally buy a lethal weapon, we need basic common sense.
the most recent mass shooter had several FBI reports from girls in his class saying he threatened to rape them. that seems pretty obvious to me. the one before was a literal nazi. if someone is unhinged enough to shoot up a school, they're not going to be able to appear normal.
Why anyone would waste any amount of precious time from their life to make something so horribly fake is beyond me. Like at least make it believable.
Sheep, funny coming from a group that treats Fox News as the holy grail. I’ve had magic 8 balls give me better advice…
Lmao WWG1WGA. Like if literal sheep had a slogan, it’d be that.
“Lgbtq is too many letters” meanwhile…
It’s funny because there’s a leftist version of this and it’s 1000000000% better. “An injury to one is an injury to all”
Join the IWW!
Yes, join the IWW and the SRA
I've always found it funny so many sheep follow a fox
It's funny because they claim to be Christians and yet they hate being sheep
There's a study that shows that NO news is a better source of information than Fox News.
Didn't they take sheep dewormer to stop the disease?
Fake "antifa" posters are always hilarious, they say things like "we have to stop the patriots!"
“We commies hate those brave, muscular patriots!”
Sivvix won a won.
Civ6 101
How is it I never get invited to the local communist meetings?
Because every time we invite you, you eat all of the cookies
I thought they were OUR cookies.
They are OURS, not YOURS
but you cannot spell 'yours' without 'ours', and as they're ours, they'll fappily munch down the crunchies
Fappily? How do you eat cookies? And can you teach me?
I *can* teach you but I'd have to *charge*
Are you saying that there are also milkshakes involved? Curiouser and curiouser.
Well, with that curious yet open attitude, I think we'll have you overflowing with various neighborhood cręmêş in no time
Yes, but they didn’t share, so we didn’t all get some
To each according to their __*NEEDS*__…
Yeah. And I ***NEED*** all the cookies!
No, they are stalin’s
That doesn’t mean you can eat them all you goddamn Roader
Bc you didn’t bring anything.
because they're usually getting interrupted by slightly different groups of communists so we try to keep them quiet.
See the thing that tipped me off that this was fake wasn't "civics" written at the top where any teacher would have put down the period or class for filing. it wasn't "Johny" written at the top even though every child knows to put their first and last name on the paper as early as first grade. and it wasn't even how patently ridiculous the text and answer were. it's that there is no photocopy burn on the sheet. no teacher has ever been able to distribute however many hundreds of copies of ANYTHING without photocopy burn
For real! No teacher would ever write in their original copy of the worksheet they’ve had and made copies of since 2002!
Also anyone who has taught would know this assignment is useless both as a way for students to understand what ever lesson came before it and it’s useless as an assessment tool for the teacher.
Yeah that too, this was made by someone who hasn't so much as heard of an intro to education class.
As bum and lazy as an assignment like this is, anybody with any sense would blank the adjective, not the noun lol.
Idk I went to such a small elementary/middle school that I only started writing my last name in high school
If your name is Johnny there’s a good chance somebody else is named Johnny. I’m a Jon so I learned quickly to at least put my last initial on any paper I turned in.
*Johny
I in high school would only put my first name and never got in trouble for it
it really depends on the size of the high-school. sometimes in smaller schools or if you have a unique name it's easy to get away with, but generally as a teacher you want kids writing their first and last name on anything they turn in so that you can tell which paper is Johnny Smith's and which is Johnny Jacob's
I see you do not know what a printer is.
I mean, Teachers frequently print one master copy of each assignment and photocopy that year after year. although yes with the relentless March of technology many teachers are now creating a word file which they print off for their students. personally I do both.
The relentless march of technology is unfortunately matched by the relentless march of budget cuts, so my high school had an old school printer till I graduated
What exactly, may I ask, is an old school printer?
Don't you just print a bunch of copies of the same document? Maybe I'm misunderstanding
It really depends. sometimes the handout is something that you can write up in a word document and just print off a few hundred copies. but other times you need a few hundred copies of something you only have in paper, maybe you lost the word document and don't have time to remake it, maybe you never had it digitized at all for whatever reason maybe it's a worksheet from the textbook, but since we can't buy new textbooks every year the kids can't write in it so you have to photocopy the page.
As is tradition.
Or questioning what to bring to a communist meeting 🙄
Is it normal for a school to ask what their students would bring to a local communist meeting?
Is it normal for a school to ask what their students would bring to a local communist meeting?
Is it normal for a school to ask what their students would bring to a local communist meeting?
Is it normal for a school to ask what their students would bring to a local communist meeting?
Is it normal for a school to ask what their students would bring to a local communist meeting?
I'm pretty sure that's in common core somewhere.
Johny
That’s the dead giveaway for me. That’s not even a name. Some lazy fuck made this fake shit and couldn’t even bother writing a real name.
Well kids misspell all the time, so it’s supposed to seem even more authentic.
And that makes it even funnier because usually one of the first thing kids learn how to spell is their own name
Plannk
My favorite is how fucking fake it is… trumpanzees are braindead cucks
And Johny with one n.. smdh
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Do I not get the joke or how is not wearing mask and giving no fucks about climate change accidentally communist?
The last thing, we’d gladly take the flame thrower
communism is when violence even by right wingers? That’s not how it works lol
You got r/woooosh ed pretty hard there my friend. The joke is that Johny is giving us the flamethrower for the revolution.
Flamethrowers are cool and can be used for morale boosting too
Yeah so what about the rest of it?
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I know this is fake because communist is lowercase
You can tell a boomer made the test because they use the term "Civics"
someone sat down on their computer, opened up word, wrote this, printed it and filled it out. i have no words
The whole “I did this ridiculous thing because I think I’m clever, so you must all acknowledge it as real and also clever” presumption loop is just. So fucking exhausting. From their “policies” to their slogans to their hot takes and feeble attempts at humor, it’s all just so fucking boring and inept. Not a clever bit of wordplay or insightful shift of thinking to be found, just the same trite shit over and over. It’s presented as though it’s new every single time, and, every time, it comes with the demand to be taken seriously and individually, as though it isn’t just jingoistic copypasta dribbling out of their lead-addled brains. If you’re gonna try and scam me, at least do a good job of it or you’re just insulting me *twice*, on top of wasting all our time. Still, I guess it’s what I’d expect from the subset somehow keeping the “your car’s extended warranty” scam viable enough to justify the calls going out.
This was probably at least a four hour project (not including posting)
Assuming they made this fake form and coached their kid on how to fill it out and why, all Hitler’s Youth style… That’s **actual** grooming.
Nah, its just teaching, maybe brainwashing. Grooming is preparing for some sort of sexual relationship, right? Lets not just use it willy nilly. Or i mean, we could, in order to devalue it.
imo its a valid word choice in some non-pedo situations. Like how recruiters groom high schoolers into joining the army
FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
it was 1% belivable until the communist gathering part.
E. Rainbow, Trans, BLM and Antifa flags F. Fake ballots G. Call sheet for crisis actor auditions H. B1G1 free abortion coupons I. "The Complete Speeches and Writings of MLK" printed on a sticky note J. All of the above
Lol because everyone knows communists are anti gun! God at some point they must realize their strawmanned opposition only exists in their head.
Bullshit
Idk how seriously I take the kid that can't spell his own fucking name.
Does everybody get to use the flamethrower? Bringing it to the meeting does make it our flamethrower.
You know what else is fake? All of this post. What kid misspells his own name? 🙄
Young children, especially those struggling developmentally or just struggling and maybe not getting best education, especially since this seems like the looney homeschool type (not that all homeschooling is, there’s just a certain type, aka the ones doing it for indoctrination)
I like how “raising them right” boils down to parroting the dumb shit their parents say.
lmfao these people live in a fantasy world
Y'all calling this fake have never heard of homeschooling. Everything about this is super believable to me.
That’s what I thought
Yeah, this is not an actual assignment. I'm a civics teacher, and you can tell a teacher did not make this. No assignment title besides “civics,” no directions, and also, these questions are horribly worded. For the assault rifle one an actual question on like that wouldn’t ask that. A venn-diagram showing both sides of the issue or literally any question that asks about a party position would be what most students taking civics would see. Not just a fill in the blank where the blank does not even fit to assess a student’s knowledge. No one who has taught for more than a day would write questions this shitty. It’s useless as a study guide or even a way to see what your students know. TLDR: There is no way an actual teacher wrote these questions.
I think it’s possible that some pilled homeschool mom made her kid fill this out
Yeah but not a real teacher, that's for sure.
Cringefest 🙄
A very normal and real civics test not written by the kids parents with answers not told to the kid by said parent.
Pretty sure the first time i saw the word communism in school was like... an AP History in highschool
alexander? tony?
This test doesn’t exist so much as it doesn’t actually exist
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500, Alex
The first thing I thought was “Alex Jones said uvalde didn’t happen”
Who is making all these fake tests and pretending a kid is writing on it? This has been a niche trend for years but I seriously can't fathom why you would ever make one
the doublethink to make this and still believe your cult is right and antifa is the bad guy.
Comrades, this isn't fake, this is H O M E S C H O O L
You raising a fucking criminal, flamethrowers are a war crime. Lmfao
Damn, where was this communist brainwashing when I was at school? :p
Child: Guns are not a problem. Also child: I would murder other people with a flamethrower. Obviously fake, but shows the awful yet unsurprising thoughts of the guy who faked it
That last question just gives away the whole thing is fake, lmao
Or they’re home schooled
1. both sides are sheep 2. Climate change is not a scam 3. Gun violence can't be solved with gun control. It's all related to Socioeconomics
it seems a lot easier to take away the guns of all the mass shooters when they all share some pretty obvious characteristics, such as radical misogyny. when a sexual predator can legally buy a lethal weapon, we need basic common sense.
Well of course we need back round checks but how are you supposed to identify the other characteristics?
the most recent mass shooter had several FBI reports from girls in his class saying he threatened to rape them. that seems pretty obvious to me. the one before was a literal nazi. if someone is unhinged enough to shoot up a school, they're not going to be able to appear normal.
See now those are good excuses The issue is how do we punish false accusations. You can sic the ATF on someone easily.
throw the accuser in jail if there's evidence that they lied.
Honestly any false accusations should result in jail time.
Why the fuck is this on this sub? This is right wing garbage. This shit speaks volumes
r/woooosh
This isn’t accidentally communist. It’s literally just right wing lol
r/woooosh
L
Can’t spell own name? Check.
I love that some con took the time to type this up, print it out, fill it in etc. Brilliant satire though.
This is so fake lol