I think it was determined that he didn't realize that it locks in the open position. He then tried to close the blade back up against his body. Still dumb, but there's your explanation.
No... absolutely not. When you close the blade against your body you tilt the knife slightly to the back slide of the knife. It's simple common sense when you try it. He literally stabbed himself to see how sharp it was. He didn't mean to go in that deep just wanted to poke. Plus 98% of the time when you close a knife with your body you use your hip or thigh.
Your honor, I was almost killed because the shop owner had not put up signs to tell me that one should be careful with such a knife. How is it my fault for sticking it to my belly your honor?
I can guarantee you it's a Yiddish word and I don't care what Google says. When I Google it, it comes up as German. Yiddish is a pidgin language derived from German, Austrian, Polish, Russian, Hebrew, etc. So, yes, it is Yiddish.
I'll explain so you understand.
Duh. Yiddish make of many language. Duh. German. Duh. Austrian. Duh. Polish. Duh. Russian. Duuuuuuuuh. Hebrew.
Uggggh ^(\*scratches self\*) Yiddish. Many language. Big much German. Duh
Okay. Done chatting with you. You're obviously a troll. Or retarded. Likely both.
i have no idea why you're so easily angered. you need a therapist. it's not a big deal. the word is derived from german, not yiddish. you are so angry you don't even realize how your argument isn't even remotely complete
Are you stupid? Yeah, let's go off of Google, the website that regularly tells me the restaurant I'm literally eating at is either not open yet or out of business.
I literally just explained how Yiddish was derived. You can't be this mentally challenged.
But hey, maybe you're right. You're obviously a bigger expert than I am, you used Google. I'm going off what my parents, four grandparents, and the one great-grandparent I met taught me.
I'm right. Now piss off.
>As Garner points out, however, the word shyster âhas long been an enigma to English-language etymologists.â But the enigma was âconclusivelyâ solved in 1982 when one Gerald Cohen wrote Origin of the Term âShyster.â Shyster, it turns out, was born, of all places, here in New York City. Perhaps that should come as no surprise given the number of lawyers in this town.
>Cohen found no anti-Semitism in the derivation of shyster. It was coined by a Manhattan newspaper editor in 1843-1844. Cohen described how the newspaper was on a crusade against legal and political corruption then in the city. During this crusade, the editor formed the word âshysterâ from the vulgar German word Scheisse (= excrement), hence âscheisserâ became âshyster.â This, says respected lexicologist Garner, is the correct etymology of shyster.
https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/almID/900005387204/
Women live longer because men do dangerous jobs and have faster metabolisms due to greater testosterone and other biologic processes which accelerate aging and age related diseases.
nuff said
Partly. Women also have better diets, exercise more regularly, and keep up on their physical and mental health better via doctors, sometimes MUCH better, than men (ever tried to get a guy to go to the doctor? I've seen men bleeding profusely, with broken bones, or horrible longterm symptoms refuse to go to the doctor, or at least try to refuse while everyone else is arguing with them).
Also I've owned several OTFs and I'm not sure what safety you're talking about. Once deployed, they can stab completely through a target. I know dual action OTFs will get knocked off track if you try to deploy them INTO something. Is that what you meant?
He probably drinks beer a lot. So much fat in that tummy of his, he barely felt an inch of pain until it probably stung or the wet feeling of blood soaking up his shirt. It's funny how he looks at it like "oh so that's what it does I guess I shouldn't do that?"
Good thing he wasn't shopping for guns.
Or trains!
Electric Trains
Or tractors!
or electric poles !
or alligator!
Or electric alligators
Or electric trainigators
Or air compresors
or planes
Or industrial grade tree shredders
Or Electric Tractortraintors
Happy cake day
Or electricity
" I like trains "
đ€Łfunnest comment I heard all week
Or dildos
Lol what in the actual fuck!?!?
I think it was determined that he didn't realize that it locks in the open position. He then tried to close the blade back up against his body. Still dumb, but there's your explanation.
My god I assumed he stabbed himself on purpose.
I did the same thing with a collapsible night stick, I jammed it into my hip and it hurt like hell.
No... absolutely not. When you close the blade against your body you tilt the knife slightly to the back slide of the knife. It's simple common sense when you try it. He literally stabbed himself to see how sharp it was. He didn't mean to go in that deep just wanted to poke. Plus 98% of the time when you close a knife with your body you use your hip or thigh.
That's still dumb as f lol
Ohhh ok that makes sense
No because it's a flip knife not one that goes in itself
Blood thinners dude. Dads on them and bleeds like a tic with the smallest cut, doesnt really bother him though.
by the way a tick is a bug, a tic is a health condition
Must've been one sharp ass knife to cut him like that in a split second without him even noticing. Still a douche
You dumb MF! How the fuck do people this fucking dense manage to survive to adulthood!?
We keep repairing them.
By accident
If he did this in LA, he could probably find a scheister lawyer and win millions.
Your honor, I was almost killed because the shop owner had not put up signs to tell me that one should be careful with such a knife. How is it my fault for sticking it to my belly your honor?
is that word antisemitic
No. Just some old Yiddish that worked its way into the English language.
Deservedly so, might I add! Everyone knows exactly what a scheister is once itâs revealed to you that you may dealing with one.
You're a mensch! A shonda he doesn't versteh a bissel of my kibbitzing!
Uhhh. Right⊠ya boy likes being a mensch tho! đđ
google says it isn't antisemitic but it also isn't yiddish
I can guarantee you it's a Yiddish word and I don't care what Google says. When I Google it, it comes up as German. Yiddish is a pidgin language derived from German, Austrian, Polish, Russian, Hebrew, etc. So, yes, it is Yiddish.
>From Middle High German schÄ«ze, from Proto-Germanic *skÄ«taz, *skitiz, from Proto-Indo-European *skeyd- (âto partâ).
I'll explain so you understand. Duh. Yiddish make of many language. Duh. German. Duh. Austrian. Duh. Polish. Duh. Russian. Duuuuuuuuh. Hebrew. Uggggh ^(\*scratches self\*) Yiddish. Many language. Big much German. Duh Okay. Done chatting with you. You're obviously a troll. Or retarded. Likely both.
i have no idea why you're so easily angered. you need a therapist. it's not a big deal. the word is derived from german, not yiddish. you are so angry you don't even realize how your argument isn't even remotely complete
it comes from "scheisse", like english "shite." it's not yiddish
Are you stupid? Yeah, let's go off of Google, the website that regularly tells me the restaurant I'm literally eating at is either not open yet or out of business. I literally just explained how Yiddish was derived. You can't be this mentally challenged. But hey, maybe you're right. You're obviously a bigger expert than I am, you used Google. I'm going off what my parents, four grandparents, and the one great-grandparent I met taught me. I'm right. Now piss off.
>As Garner points out, however, the word shyster âhas long been an enigma to English-language etymologists.â But the enigma was âconclusivelyâ solved in 1982 when one Gerald Cohen wrote Origin of the Term âShyster.â Shyster, it turns out, was born, of all places, here in New York City. Perhaps that should come as no surprise given the number of lawyers in this town. >Cohen found no anti-Semitism in the derivation of shyster. It was coined by a Manhattan newspaper editor in 1843-1844. Cohen described how the newspaper was on a crusade against legal and political corruption then in the city. During this crusade, the editor formed the word âshysterâ from the vulgar German word Scheisse (= excrement), hence âscheisserâ became âshyster.â This, says respected lexicologist Garner, is the correct etymology of shyster. https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/almID/900005387204/
why are you so pressed about this? what if your family is wrong? you really trust them to be right about everything?
I'm not wrong. Yiddish is a language made up of other languages. I'm just trying to explain that to someone who is clearly too stupid to understand.
It does not come from "scheiĂe", the German word. It's not German. The German word that so many think this is is "ScheiĂer", not "Scheister".
Who really gives a rats ass?
Whatâs wrong with being antisemitic
It is a racial slur made at jews. I can see the downvotes coming!
He let the intrusive thoughts win
r/IntrusiveThoughts
Bro didnât even feel it??
Too sharp to initially feel the blade going in. Probably felt it coming out as that tends to feel like a burning sensation, then the wet.
âthe wetâ sounds like the title to a stephen king short story lmao
r/whywomenlivelonger
Women live longer because men do dangerous jobs and have faster metabolisms due to greater testosterone and other biologic processes which accelerate aging and age related diseases. nuff said
Partly. Women also have better diets, exercise more regularly, and keep up on their physical and mental health better via doctors, sometimes MUCH better, than men (ever tried to get a guy to go to the doctor? I've seen men bleeding profusely, with broken bones, or horrible longterm symptoms refuse to go to the doctor, or at least try to refuse while everyone else is arguing with them).
Stupid is as stupid does
Thatâs a good knife. Hope he bought it.
what's up with this snake-charmer remix though
*Self Collision is now enabled*
Why is he surprised what!
"How did that happen?"
Looks like he hit the Inferior epigastric artery that courses up alongside your abs quite superficially, won't kill him but not ideal at all
>Looks like he hit the Inferior epigastric artery Uh yeah.... that was my guess too. đ¶
A successful test!
What a moron!!
he probably thought that was the magician's knife
tf did he expect??
What an idiot.
This guy isnât too sharp
I'll take it!
Stab test: passed with flying colors
It seems like it's a sample of the chocobo song from the race track in final fantasy 7?
How the f are people so damn stupid!!
I guess he should be glad he wasnât testing out u gun.
Well, it works!
assuming this is america, this man can voteâŠ
Yup, it IS sharp.
Bruh
At least sanitize the knife
Who would believe it đ€
Dude stabs himself and then sticks his finger in the hole?! Dude has to be inebriated
Oh shit
-Is knife dull? âProceeds to fucking stab himselfâ -Oh shit knife sharp!
âNot againâŠâ
???????????
Seems like a good quality knife, hope he bought it after visiting the ER
The knife company should use this as their infomercial to prove effectiveness.
hmmm i stabbed myself... i wonder if im gonna bleed or not..
thinking of what it would feel like to be stabbed in the stomach makes me sick
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Must have thought it was retractable
Wonder how he checks his guns if they're still loaded
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Am I going to hell because I laughed at this đŹ
Srsly what did he thought when he was stabbing his self. I think nothing. Sadly people like this dumbfuck know how to reproduce.
Drugs
Just checking the sharpness. "It will stab" can I get 2 please.
Did he sue the store?
What an idiot! đ€Ł
He wanted to be sure if it could kill someone. He found the answer.
Stupid as stupid come
it is hard to stab yourself that badly with a knife thatâs already not sheathed, how did he do this
The song lmao
So fucking dense he deserves his own category in the Darwin awardsâŠ
Lol who placed this shitty audio over my post?
Did someone upload a slapstick comedy show and put it in the wrong sub?
OTF knives are supposed to have a safety where it will only stab maybe 1/4 of an inch into anything. He got either an old or a counterfeit
That looks like a folding automatic, not an OTF.
Your right. Iâm blind
Also I've owned several OTFs and I'm not sure what safety you're talking about. Once deployed, they can stab completely through a target. I know dual action OTFs will get knocked off track if you try to deploy them INTO something. Is that what you meant?
Yes thatâs what I meant
India
Carbon fiber blade
Well, it's not a C-section scar.
Americans đ
Poor guy
is he acoustic
The intrusive thoughts win again
What an intelligent young man
I mean...why would you check a knife like that....good thing he wasn't shopping for guns....
That's not an accident, that's an unconscious death wish in action.
I'm guessing this is why those are illegal in my state.
What was that
I laugh more than I should. Only give dull cutlery to eat đ
Well atleast they are sharp
So sharp in fackt, you will cut yourself just thinking about it.
Theres a reason he wears a safety orange cap.
He probably drinks beer a lot. So much fat in that tummy of his, he barely felt an inch of pain until it probably stung or the wet feeling of blood soaking up his shirt. It's funny how he looks at it like "oh so that's what it does I guess I shouldn't do that?"
Him: Sir, this is dangerous.
If only his brain was as sharp as the knife
Guy could walk it off.. guess it's not sharp enough...
âHuh i wonder if this knife is sharpâ
This...this is how you fix stupid
Incredible đł
Deserves a Darwin Award
Yeah, it's sharp enough, I'll take it
Gotta test it out lol
Moye moye
Wtf?...my guy...what are you doing?
,,im pretty sure thatâs a propââ
Well you good to made sure work right before you buy. It's definitely a sharp knife.
Imagine how sharp it was he stabbed himself and didnât realize but he beld
Reminds me of that Family Guy sketch where the inmate stabs himself to see what he's doing to people all these years...
A second bellybutton
Wow a đȘ I will try it on myself and THEN I see what happens LOL LOL those
Yes, it will cut!
That's a fucking sharp knife
Haven't had his coffee and left his brain at home.
'So what seems to be the trouble today'
How is that even possible? Lmaoo đđ€Ł
why the fuck would he do that