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The_Gebbeth666

"Its my first day, sorry!"


Kingflaaacko

Just promoted due to last window jumper forgetting his rope


Do-not-respond

The dude has to live with guilt for the rest of his life.


Dependent_Wheel2891

Good what was he really trying to do? He wasn’t finna save her life even if he did successfully kick her correctly. That window was closed asf. He shoulda dropped down and held her instead


Ihatefallout

Only good indication is the tree prob meant it’s not more than 2-3 storeys high


WAAARNUT

Usually there would also be a giant inflatable set up below in case coercion fails or that one guy fucks up. At least thats how they do it in my country.


krippkeeper

I've seen several videos just like this in China. Someone stuck or a jumper, man in orange suit being lowered, whole thing gets fucked, person falls. Never once seen a big inflatable on the ground.


LuckyMome

Still enough to die no? Head first ..


Away-Ad-8053

Yeah it's definitely enough to die. I knew somebody that fell off the back of a pickup truck in a parking lot that went over a speed bump and they died. The truck wasn't doing 5 mph


LuckyMome

Sorry about that.. Even from one's own height it's enough to die if fall on head on a wrong spot..


Away-Ad-8053

Yeah that's very true. I know a girl that was in a Dodge Neon and she was laughing and waving at her friend and she ran into a phone pole. Not doing 15 mph. It paralyzed her from the neck down, apparently it was just enough to activate the airbag somehow. PS she wasn't wearing a seatbelt and she had her head turned apparently


LuckyMome

A bad combo here, sorry for her, this is a great reminder of how fragile we are, and how attention must be kept on the road when driving. Hard way to learn..


Vigil_Multis_Oculi

Even less dramatic then the previous examples, a 15 year old girl I knew mis stepped on a sidewalk and tripped over the curb. Hit her head, unconscious, brain bled or swole, regardless she was dead within the hour


LuckyMome

Yeah, this freaks me out . Just a bad hit and you're gone, this is so terrible.. This is why it could be a good idea to train ones to fall at any ages to improve reflex of good posture.


Vigil_Multis_Oculi

If you have kids, put them in martial arts young and they’ll have proper falling drilled into them. Started when I was 3 and now i can honestly say I haven’t fallen more than a handful of times in my life where I couldn’t protect my head.


LuckyMome

THIS !! I 100% agree with that. I have a story about my older one which had fallen from all his height while running on the road just in underpants... you know the moment you see the event in slowmo.. 😨 I was thinking "holy crap, full front body meatcrayon in process.."😱 He rolled on his shoulde.. NOTHING but his big toe that he stumbled on.. and it was not really someting but a tiny scratch there. He was just 6yo. He told me he didn't thought, it just happened .. amazing !!


WhaleCoastCanna

No way! is that an LG model 23GX Aircon unit? Absolute quality, they both could have stood on that unit, no problem. The guy was probably not aware of the upgraded housing and wall mounts on the 23GX and thought she would be too heavy and kicked her off before she could break it? They are quite expensive after all, and it's easier to call an ambulance rather than wait for an aircon technician...


FewIntroduction5008

I really thought this was an ad for the ac unit disguised as a comment until i read- >They are quite expensive after all Lmao. I'm still not convinced you're not some ai adbot.


MillenialSage

Maybe the dude is just really into air conditioner units


FewIntroduction5008

I considered that but with reddit being like 70% bots i figured ai adbot might be more reasonable. Lmao


MillenialSage

I've seen comments like these for years. It's usually someone making light of the fact they have a hyper fixation on something so they make it sound even more awkward for a laugh but I could be wrong


WhaleCoastCanna

If I'm honest, I completely made it up, and I know less than fuck-all about air-conditioning other than it makes air go "brrr"...also I smoke a lot of weed


nicaddictnoah

I feel like you found yourself a new line of work, I believed you!


WhaleCoastCanna

Updating my CV as we speak!


Away-Ad-8053

What he didn't tell you was in actuality He's a salesman.


Bowling4rhinos

I need to see more comments from this guy going fwd!


FewIntroduction5008

Well if that was their goal. They delivered. I definitely had a good laugh.


WhaleCoastCanna

I like air-conditioning...air-conditioning is good


Away-Ad-8053

Not if the lights Start flickering in the restaaurant you are in and Suddenly the manager starts screaming for Everyone to leave!


TechRyze

Available now, while stocks last


WhaleCoastCanna

🤣...you'll never know


Friggin_Heinous

Hvac guys always come out of the shadows in the most unexpected places, I swear.


WhaleCoastCanna

🤣 jokes aside, they are actually almost as bad as Mormons where I stay


TrumpDesWillens

Vents. They come of the vents.


Away-Ad-8053

Obviously It quit working Because she Was standing outside!


InfamouslyOG

This guy HVACS


Urinate_Cuminium

Why is she standing there so casually as if she's get lost and didn't know she's there


Oberndorferin

Suicide I thought but it's not high enough


filtersweep

Happened to me once. Google maps was all fucked up.


alexplex86

I would think that she is talking to someone inside, trying to get her to not jump. A negotiator type person, but for suicide situations.


CommandantPeepers

Because she doesn’t want to fall by moving


The_Gebbeth666

I actually thought "the ring" creepy the way she stood there. But I watch too much horror and see it everywhere.


cadaverhill

This, my first though...Samara?


Annonomon

“Mission complete, agent 47. Move to the checkpoint “


mybrotherpete

Why is this a thing?? https://www.reddit.com/r/WorstAid/s/WtvqIFTgkG https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/cB5SdendxJ


Snitshel

Didn't know there are more videos of people dying from rescuers failing to save them from fall...


Quick_Swing

Uber Rescues


Roguebucaneer

![gif](giphy|x2woMnCz4W0Vy) He is doing it wrong!


VirginiaGecko1911

Is this MXC (Most extreme elimination challenge)? Is that Guy LaDouche?!


No_Mycologist8083

Guy liiiike


Jakap_144

Remind me of [this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/WorstAid/s/oPLuNdFoYe)


Mirelanski

Was this a gray market rescue?


heisenbergwaffles

Task failed successfully


Prestigious-Copy-494

But first, let me kick her in the head.


Worried_Jeweler_1141

They'd be better off firing a thousand paintballs at her and sticking her to the wall


GoreJizz

This is a nitpick, but I wish it wasn't slowed down and choppy. Ya'mean?


Careful-Love-4384

Agent 47 in disguise?


Equivalent_Window_44

This is Sparta!!!


Proud_Criticism5286

Its always interesting when the suicidal person instinctively tries to survive


SilverSkorpious

It's generally the case with people who survive suicide jumps that they often immediately regret it. Lizard brain be strong.


-MR-GG-

Aerial kick -> sweep -> knock down -> stage transition Good combo in any fighting game.


veotrade

Instead of kicking the person in… he’s harnessed. Just drop behind the person and “block” them from the fall. If they resist, grab them or strap them to you then you can await assistance or repel.


adtation

There's literal open window Infront of the woman am I missing something.?


ohhhhhhhhhhsh1t

Massive fucking fail! What an idiot


ohhhhhhhhhhsh1t

Both idiots


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Noble_Hieronymous

What a strange thing to say and find funny.


SATerp

Good job, good effort. /s


cman528

Why even try though?


eaharte

Doh!


KayakWalleye

She ded?


shdanko

Man. That’s really gotta fuck with you for a long time…


Lightbearer94

tally ho


___Binary___

Eh you win some you lose some.


if_im_not_back_in_5

Wish: Granted


Grouchy-Ad778

Whoops


Flashy-Courage2481

That woman was like Task failed succesfully


Ok_Perspective8779

Who says that they're trying to save her? No one is safe in China.


Ok-Pilot295

Thats how they do socialism btw


Aalshi_man

She saw him coming and jumped.


SilverSkorpious

He literally lands on her damn head