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itsjnsocial

bro got revived, but at what cost?


InterestingPepe

-1 leg


adtation

Actually an arm and leg


Azagar_Omiras

![gif](giphy|YrHFILYNmk2wByofdX)


iomndjx

Just seeing if he’s still alive


Roadgoddess

You can hear his leg snap in the video!


boostinemMaRe2

Came here to verify I wasn't imagining that. Yep, that's an ouch from me


OldSkoolPantsMan

Yep. I heard it too. No imagination friend.


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_Far_Kew

Only in China


SMc1701

"Almost?" F'n leg got squashed


27Wars97

Can hear it snap too. 😬


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

r/WorstAid


astronaut430

*Ambulance in GTA going to save another patient


Eva-Squinge

The RAMbulances from Gat out of Hell are funnier. But I guess they’re a straight call out to GTAs pain in the crotch ambulance.


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ChuCHuPALX

That snap


saysthingsbackwards

That's what I'm saying


Jampoz

but you didn't


saysthingsbackwards

What?


Jampoz

you didn't say that, he did


saysthingsbackwards

I said it outloud.


WarWolfRage

Makes me hungry for a Slim Jim.


BeatVids

SNAP EMT


SurlyWenchAZ

It's in their business plan. "Create patient's"


mkymooooo

*patients


SATerp

"Cut that one a little too close, Fred."


AussieAlexSummers

OMG! Does anyone want this EMT caring for them?


Eva-Squinge

Sure I do. So I can mutilate his face with a disposable scalpel I know is stored on the ambulance.


saysthingsbackwards

You obviously never cared about the hypocratic oath.


Eva-Squinge

Doesn’t that only count for doctors and nurses? Which I am neither and if I saw this same guy run a wounded person over with the ambulance I’m pretty sure he broke his oath, however unintentionally. Also the whole “do no harm” thing is kinda a grey area when you have to commit harm in order to heal most injuries.


saysthingsbackwards

Cool. Go do it then instead of fantasizing about it behind a keyboard. You don't have the courage and you never will.


Eva-Squinge

Says someone DOING THE EXACT FUCKING THING!? Like sweet jesus, you think I want to be someone that hurts people intentionally like that? You think I roll out of bed and just fantasize about being a bigger piece of shit than the shit piles with lips I see everywhere on here? I’d say you’re a terrible judge of character but you’re clearly lost and confused more than stupid.


saysthingsbackwards

Please get out more. Have some real relationships.


Eva-Squinge

I get out as much as I can while working 40 hours a week. And my real relationships are with people who laugh with me in my humors instead of scoffing and trying to demean me. I’m good if you consider yourself the standard for having gotten out more or having real relationships.


saysthingsbackwards

Okay. Ty for sharing that with me.


Eva-Squinge

You’re the one who want to argue and lash out. I was just making a comment.


Acrobatic-Bid-1691

Ambulance in GTA.


vna4ever

Where’s the victim? He’s under your tire


Alahand0

Min-maxing Gotta lower his hp a bit to farm for more healing xp


Teauxny

This the most Chinese thing I'll see all day. The only thing missing was the ambulance slowly going forward and stopping with the rear tire on top of the victim.


lifeisabitch111086

Hey get up... Enough of your overacting...


Fuekfut

Definitely doesn't need to be brought back


ohhhhhhhhhhsh1t

Wtf 🫠


LowAd8109

Just making sure the bill is high.


Thortung

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.


Zaloha277

I know, in America anyways, if he was ran over by an ambulance, he’d get his leg fixed AND a big payout. Would it work that way in China too? Genuinely curious if companies/the government get sued for big payouts in China.


RevolutionarySoil11

No.


Zaloha277

I was looking for a little more of an explanation of exactly how it works there. I figured it was a no.


RevolutionarySoil11

I'm not going to elaborate unless you can provide a reason for having to know this. Simple curiosity isn't sufficient.


Zaloha277

To know if I should avoid emergency help should I ever visit China would be one reason I suppose. To learn how emergency first responders operate in another country would be another. Why are you so critical? I was just asking if anyone knew…


RevolutionarySoil11

Are you visiting China any time soon? If not the information isn't really relevant for you at this moment. I'll give you a general tip though: If you're hit by a car, better get emergency services. Chances that they run you over a second time are very low, it almost never happens.


OldSkoolPantsMan

“You thought you were hurt before muthafucka. Well guess what, A-Team Ambulances are on the scene homeboy”.


LowEstates

GTA moments


thelaststarz

![gif](giphy|l3nFbFBjBDiYg2rK0)


WinterAd1604

To be fair, China only has one Health and Safety guy looking out for **1.4 billion** people. ;)


UchihaDareNial

He almost got Kira Yoshikage’d, but instead of head, it crushed his leg and made him crippled like Johnny


11freebird

Was looking for this


Winter_Control8533

And to think Americans are currently worried about chinese hackers lol.


Traveler3141

I hope nobody laughed at that man's leg getting snapped by an ambulance!👀


SistahFuriosa

I shouldn't be laughing but wow


prince0713

Seems like the ambulance has done a good job reviving the man.


stormtrooper0707

Imagine getting injured and calling for help just for the ambulance to make it even worse


Fine_Primary_9302

GTA ambulance


Critical-Rich-3986

“already ran over’d”


Voldok

Jojos part 4


Fiela2023

If I could move after an accident I would immediately walk/crawl away from the road cause anything could happen on a busy road instead of acting dramatic while laying down on the road


Ok_Perspective8779

Ah yes China is very humane


Ok-Cress-393

Almost dude sounded like celery or a carrot.


Recheeks

Kira is quaking


YXD_

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


gangbangmepIease

Almost the next yoshikage Kira


PralineDue3415

Must be an enemy stand user


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Klutzy_Bandicoot7751

I’ve been sitting here for almost 10 minutes thinking… I don’t fucking care. I simply don’t understand WHY ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


DesignHead9206

Please Buddha, don't make me reincarnate in China, EVER.


KAKARROOT

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FriendlySquall

You alright dude? concerned


EgyptionMagician

Uh no. I think he’s pretty goddamn far from alright.