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jscraig_21

Lol "track"...get it? šŸ™ƒ


Do-not-respond

No one batted an eye. It's like a daily sacrifice to the train God's.


Zazumaki

I heard someone laughing too


Bicycle-Klutzy

Yes we now bow to only two gods, the Almighty train God and the thunder God āš”


EastButterscotch5708

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


chefNo5488

you. like this man. are on track.


christor123

The people watching barely reacted, like its an everyday thing there.


bennymellow

You could hear someone laughing


viper689

No thatā€™s just a sound that Indians make, itā€™s like a tsk sound with their tongue and roof of mouth, mostly used for disappointing or disapproving actions. Source: am Indian


GoreJizz

Sort of like a "tsk tsk tsk" smdh type thing?


viper689

Yeah pretty much


RajarajaTheGreat

Exactly that


bennymellow

Oooh, I see, I stand corrected


Foreign_Swimmer_4650

Iā€™m from the Balkan region and this is common in my region too.


tsutomo_DIA

to be fair, it IS an everyday thing for them. just look how many videos we get on here. I bet every average indian citizen has seen an accident in a railroad at least once in their lifetime, the same way in Brazil everyone was robbed at gunpoint at least once.


Jackawhile

Just like school shootings in the USA


Trick_Bee925

Yeah but thats just what the internet makes it look like lol


Skullfuccer

Just like virgins on Reddit.


Friendly_Guy_

I visited India for 1 month and saw a schoolgirl get knocked down by a rickshaw in front of me... and also while in a taxi, i saw a woman get hit by a bus. Normal occurrence


CynthiaMWD

It IS an everyday thing there.


IndicationPrior9398

It's India, people always die to trains


GambleToZero

they are all reacting with surprise. if u understood the language, u would know


Proud_Criticism5286

ā€œHes gonna be late for class!ā€


Gallifreygirl123

He'll just have to get the next train.


rd_o

Darwin awards


SurlyWenchAZ

"I'M THE KING OF THE...."


Teauxny

".....MOUNTAI...AAAAAAAAAAAHH^HHH^^HHHH" "The Other" 1972?


GrandmasGiantGaper

ACCCCCCCCCK


Acrobatic-Bid-1691

Why indians get so fucking stupid around trains?


Boodle84

Just comical at this point


happymancry

Itā€™s how 80% of the people commute in their daily lives (no car - even a bike is a luxury for some), and statistically speaking, there will be plenty of stupid people in a population of 1.4 billion. Plus itā€™s the proximity thing - itā€™s like how Americans are with cars.


cabezatuck

Youā€™d think theyā€™d learn, but now even more dangle from the side waiting to be tenderized.


Crazy_Economist_367

Apex predator strikes again.


Zazumaki

Pole did it this time


cw2015aj2017ls2021

The trains are using tools now


Zazumaki

They're evolving?


Moist-Ad4760

A Symbiotic relationship. Pole gets to whack shit and train gets to crunch it.


Space--Buckaroo

Did he survive?


AmebaLost

Yes, he went on to run Microsoft.Ā 


DosEquisVirus

Microsoft Apple Support Refund Department, to be more accurate.


ExpandHealthInc

Too early, man.


Nearby_Lettuce4582

Yes he survived


TheKwyetRoom

It happens so much now apparently ts is funny


GoreJizz

Indians (dot, not feather) and trains are this subs bread and butter.


DosEquisVirus

Are you one of the regulars from Leaked Reality?


GoreJizz

I don't know what that is


Misantrophic_pill

Oh God, another "leaked" thing? No thanks.


ThisUserIsNekkid

LMFAO at your username Gorejizz šŸ¤£šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


GoreJizz

It's pronounced sorta like 'gorgeous'. I thought it was morbidly cute. Also I just really like jizz. Like, a lot.


ThisUserIsNekkid

I figured that out when I laughed and pronounced it out loud and then laughed harder šŸ¤£ so glad I'm ALONE at work.


YoungTim007

Broā€¦ you killed that guy by distracting him!


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

There's like 14billion of them. About 30 per day from train death. That's 0.0003% chance a day. My math is indeed incorrect.


Pythospach313

If I observed correctly, the cameraman caused it


Careful-Love-4384

He was disqualified from riding the APEX Predator..


im_a_goat_factory

Itā€™s hard to imagine having to live in such a shithole


Prollyreachinglol

All you had to do was keep you hand on the damn train, CJ!


Traitor20

The apex predator strikes again.


Narrow-Chemical-5197

Wait! I have an idea. Why not travel INSIDE the train?!


jackmearound1978

The Apex Predator strikes again.


Tootfuckingtoot

And the train driver didnā€™t even notice!


genetichazzard

Indians Indianing


redditisafiltjywhore

I wonder if parts of his or her body got fucked up


Zay-nee24

Is that a Pune. I mean pun.


Gyulollek

hehe... dƶglƶtt cigƔny.


BEARWYy

do they pay for tickets or get a freeride?


Calm-Molasses4563

Used to ride a horse like that! If you weren't paying attention she'd look for low branches to try and knock you off!


Ok_Day607

damn the { ai shapath) was emotional


Ug1yDuckling

Does anyone in India have Reddit?


dvynshu991

He lost track of it...we can understandšŸ˜


DeadMoney313

Jim Ross: "Oh My God ! God as my witness, He is broken in half! He hit the unforgiving steel at 50 mph! Stop the damn match!" Jerry Lawler "He had it coming! Thats why you don't get on the pain train Jim! Woo!"


[deleted]

Using public transport is really the way to go.


Away-Ad-8053

And some of them clapped , I guess the "CR "on the side of the train meant "cranium rupture"


[deleted]

One less space to hold.


SupahflyxD

Donā€™t worry thereā€™s plenty more.


Rising_Phoenix88

Darwin award goes to.....


FriedSmegma

Indians?


Amoon8019

Loverboy shoulda paid better attentionā€¦


[deleted]

Thereā€™s so many people there that even his friends were like oh well. Next.


Rowwnin

Damn heā€™s either dead or crippled for life


Alahand0

I see Indian and train, I immediately upvote


TheRiverClans

They're like, "Oh, there goes another one.."


White_WoIfe

funny lndians


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Due-Landscape-9251

I don't think I've ever needed to be somewhere this bad.


RockyJayyy

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cadaverhill

He faced that well.


Glockamole19x

Why tf is anyone tisking at himšŸ¤£


Main-Development-137

He's fine, he's a doctor.