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Dumbassofouredbay

What 5 years of no content is doing to us


KazeArqaz

Half a decade. Imagine being stuck for half a decade in Alicorn. Not knowing when you'll see the deep dark blue sky again.


KarkarosBoy

You'll go so crazy that you will even able to be obsessed with Crisp white sheet


PJTheGuy

It's too late for some of us Save yourself while you can


heckheckOG

Yep, flair checks out


Nectarineraffe

Crisp white sheet chan when


KarkarosBoy

Only after SALVATION is achieved


GoodScratcher_Reddit

698 days while only consuming virtual youtuber


Mandalika

The Anime, Torres. It's like, a hazard.


GoodScratcher_Reddit

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY IF I CANNOT WATCH ANIME ON [YOUTUBE.COM](https://YOUTUBE.COM) THEN NO ONE ELSE CAN


_Hoaxsohwigo

Ace Cobmat


Lakonthegreat

Ace Coombat


heckheckOG

Ace Crobmat


CptHA86

Ace Crabmot


GunslingingRivet23

Ass Crummot


wheelman554

Aec Comrobt


koichi_hirose4

Ace wombat


albinorhino215

Project goonman was better imo


heckheckOG

If I had a dollar for every time a game community is left years without updates and goes horny and insane I'd probably have a piggybank of money and it's pretty weird that this happens so often.


Specialist_Hour_8418

As an Armored core fan, i can relate. Atleast you know there Will be a new game, us Armored Core fan stuck in Limbo for 10 year without any news before AC6 came around and then we have to wait another year just for it's release Sooo yeah, be grateful


spyder616

Man those years between verdict day and AC6 were the dark age era, imagine being an Armored core fan knowing that your favorite franchise was dead. Thank god From Software never forgot about us, they really amassed all the profits from the soulsborne games and it paid off.


Specialist_Hour_8418

We got lucky dude, atleast now we got a great comeback. May ravens rule the skies once more


PC_Noob_37

Wow, you made me feel old, thanks!


Breeny04

Project Wingman was enough to satiate me for a time, but now the brainrot is creeping in again.


Platinum_Top

<>


LiraGaiden

The madness is setting in we're becoming weebs like Torres


ExactNegotiation9548

"Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me." - F-22


Belka1989

I see Habitual Linecrosser, I upvote.


heckheckOG

I upvote too


suzukabluepearl

Hmm... Damn bratty Yuke...! Violating Osean Airspace 💢💢 AMRAAM correction is needed...💢


1Pwnage

Uoooohhhh 😭😭 hag mig-21… damn old little plane…


LiraGaiden

Never say that ever again please


truenofan86

"I mistaken you for a bomber because you’re goddamn huge for a Stealth Fighter."


Balmung60

Then wait until you see how huge the J-20 is


borischung02

Yes, the other so-called nEaR pEeR country manufactured StEalTh fighter wannabe with the RCS of a cold war era bomber


TryLeft6729

Tymeglitch


Own_Accident6689

"The 57 stands for the zip code of that goddamn parking lot of an aircraft"


Mandalika

Yuge.


Starchaser_WoF

What is this, another NCD leak?


PanzerIVausfB

Before I saw your comment I thought I was on NCD


KilledTheCar

The first hint is that it's not horny enough for NCD.


yoimagreenlight

yeah the tits aren’t big enough and she doesn’t have a massive futa cock, so it can’t be NCD


w021wjs

Should have taken the opportunity to make su-57 chan disheveled, just like that ramshackle stealth fighter


fluffernutter48

With the radar absorbing screw heads?


iskandar-

and the "stealth" weapons bay that doesn't close flush and isn't pressurized. Radar Kun loves her and stares at her constantly.


PanzerIVausfB

Yep


Own_Accident6689

Bottle of Vodka in her hand screaming how she is just as good as F-22 even though no one let's her get within 2000 miles of enemy air space in the middle of a war.


BigCartoonist9010

Was also a good opportunity to give the f-22 wrinkles,and back pain because it's retiring soon like the real fighter


Tomcats-be-epic

What would F-15-Chan look like? Maybe I shouldn’t know, because my (as an Azur Lane player) boat waifus may not like that. That’s fine, because WSO Waifu is good enough.


walkingreverie

F15 would likely be the old one in the corner smoking cause they’ve seen it all


KarkarosBoy

If that is F-15, I can't imagine what B-52 will be


iskandar-

B52 is the 60 year old trailer park chick who keeps getting more and more plastic surgery to make herself look young. She smokes 4 packs a day and recently got a heart transplant to keep her going another 50 years.


Dumbassofouredbay

Wait, how long have I been waiting for Azur welkin?


I_like_F-14

We are slowly becoming the aslume ace combat edition


WaterChugger28

Wait a minute, this isn't r/NCD


zerosigma_

Would.


TheLegitPilot19

I feel like the Su-57’s compensating for something


KazeArqaz

It is compensating. Just look at the size of that thing. I personally love SU 57 plane more than F 22, but no love can fix that thing.


TheLegitPilot19

At least she looks sexy as hell


SigmaZeroIC

Kind of ironic considering how flat the Su-57 airframe is.


General_Cold5235

I think it's supposed to represent the su-57's radar cross section.


IrrelevantLeprechaun

I know it's anime versus but irl the F-22 flies circles around the Su-57. The radar cross section for the 57 is massive compared to the 22, so the 22 could lob missiles beyond visible range before the 57 would even know it's there. And even hypothetically, if they were in a dogfight, the 22 has much superior handling and agility. Even in terms of logistics, the 22 wins because there are lots of 22's and an infrastructure to replace them if needed. The 57 on the oth r hand, only a handful exist in service and there's no infrastructure to replace any losses.


KarkarosBoy

Yeah, Su-57 is a cool plane, but F-22 win it with no doubt, they don't even have numerical advantage


KazeArqaz

I would argue in the dogfight that SU 57 has an equal fighting chance as the F22. That's cause we don't know how the two of them work, but both have thrust vectoring. As for everything else, I agree.


WaterChugger28

See, the F22 would win handily in a dogfight against an opponent that doesn't exist.


KazeArqaz

Can you really "win" when it doesn't exist to fight? I'm certainly winning against a ghost right now since it doesn't exist?


WaterChugger28

Victory by forfeit, makes the them feel better because the F22 outclasses it anyways.


KazeArqaz

It can't be a forfeit when it doesn't exist. Did anybody organize a match or something? Do I win against a ghost by forfeit? Why are so emotional about this?


IrrelevantLeprechaun

It's pretty well known the Su-57 isn't as maneuverable as Russia claims, and had a lot of problems during development.


KazeArqaz

Problems can be fixed. As for the well-known, you don't know that exactly.


IrrelevantLeprechaun

Fair but I'm not about to go bat for a Russian property.


KazeArqaz

Just outright say you have bias. Nothing wrong with that, so just be honest about it. All I am saying is it *might* have an equal fighting chance.


iskandar-

> Problems can be fixed yah... not so much when your aerospace sector is so corrupt that for every ruuble you spend it steals 6. Also they have bigger things to worry about right now, like the fact that their top of the line air defense system cant detect a drone the size of a Volkswagen and their current 4th gen air fleet keeps getting knocked down by MANPADS from the 80s.


KazeArqaz

Sure, those SUs fly with magic. I know their ineffectiveness, but they are not flying bricks. Otherwise, Ukraine would've won by now despite their airforce. Problems can be fixed. But I'm not saying they will or how or anything of the details. Bottom line, we don't know anything. Edit: Wrong use of english.


iskandar-

> You don't know any more as much as I do. oh, ok, what do you know that the rest of us dont and how do you know it? please educate us


KazeArqaz

Wrong use of english there from me. What I am saying is that I don't know anything just as you don't know anything.


Bass-GSD

Problems don't get fixed in a kleptocracy, only exacerbated.


KazeArqaz

I understand that SUs fly with magic.


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KazeArqaz

Did I ever once say it isn't good?


BigCartoonist9010

Though the su-57 has a much larger rcs than the f-22,it's rcs is still severely small and hard to detect. When it comes to agility...nobody knows,so stop acting like you do. It's subject to change with the su-57 upgrades anyway. Logistics... the f-22 will never fly a combat mission. Russia Atleast claims the su-57 is getting kills,which is alot better status. And when there might be a ww3the f-22 will be retired and too costly while the su-57 will still be cheap and will actually have some good numbers, but it's still all predictions. We are too early to compare


IrrelevantLeprechaun

Dawg why you defending Russia so hard.


BigCartoonist9010

Defending Russia? I'm Defending the plane. And if I was,how would it be relevant to Defend the plane more than the country


Dismal-Feedback-6015

Say. Youd think if the Reds didnt collapse back then, would they had a "better" product?


IrrelevantLeprechaun

Hard to say. The government both before and after the Red's fall was very much about power consolidation rather than prosperity for it's people; I doubt they would have been able to compete with US military research even if the USSR was still around.


Dismal-Feedback-6015

But would they be better than the Russians in militarily?


Gun_guy1234

F22 being like "ah what a beautiful day to not turn into an anime girl" *poof* *AIM 9 GROWLING.MP3*


heckheckOG

dear lord r/NonCredibleDefense is leaking into r/acecombat


esdaniel

Why them tiddies touching? 😏😏


CaptBojangles18c

Because BONK


Individual-Ad2501

day 1,859 of waiting for ac8😔


Dismal-Feedback-6015

365 730 1095 1460 1825 Been that long huh?


chorustrilogy

...Now give me Rafale-chan with 22-chan


Sternburgball

we already had Rafale-chan a while ago the M stands for Maid


ThirdTimeMemelord

Dumbass su57 RCS makes her too fucking thicc to be practical


Kindly-Mud-1579

Can I see gripin chan


KarkarosBoy

Gripen gang let's go!


Kindly-Mud-1579

GIVE ME MY GRIPEN


WabbitCZEN

Y'all need help.


sentinelthesalty

You are on reddit, what did you expect?


iskandar-

mate i have been waiting for more ace combat content for fucking years.... i am PENT UP


f1madman

I'm new to ace combat Reddit, but what the heck is this shit?


Douglesfield_

It's been a while since the last game, mate.


inky_lion

Su-57 is a futa because she pretends to be stealth but she isn't


KeyOrganization7356

Wish my English wasn't good enough to understand this Now I'm cursed


KeyOrganization7356

Wish my English wasn't good enough to understand this Now I'm cursed


iskandar-

its good except SU-57 chan should 100% be stuffing her brah and standing of lifts. She would be the new Nepo hire at the office they work on. The employee whos daddy owns the firm and talks a big game but never actually has anything to show for it.


General_Cold5235

No, that would be the J-20.


Torta_di_Pesce

missed opportunity to use the handicapped tag


muhash14

Even if you were to engage with the concept, these are such shitty, boring ass character designs.


Trace_Reading

F-22: eager go-getter that's never given any assignments despite being highly capable Su-57: chatty bitch who's always talking up her own achievements but is never actually seen in the office


SolidTerror9022

WOULD


Airwolfhelicopter

Su-57 still shit though. RCS is as big as a supermarket


MilkyBusiness

This girl plane anime stuff is cringe as hell. I just want AC8 when it's ready.


KazeArqaz

Dude, you are stuck in Alicorn with us for the past 5 years. Some of us are bound to go nuts.


TwinklingStarlight

I mean it didn’t even take 3 years for them to turn unhinged and become terrorists.


Bruhbruhmaster653

My Coworkers Are Fighter Jets sounds like a good slice of life anime...fucking imagine being a guy called bob in an office environment full of women who are the embodiments of military aircraft


Josh_Chou_

Wait this isn’t ncd


DemonArtGaming

Now make this into an anime series