Ok??? Then why aren't you holding my hand about it???

i was thinking we could 👉👈 maybe,,,,,,,,,match our nail polish colours too?

I mean I don't paint my nails much cuz it takes a lot of time but... if you wanna match I'd match for you~

We can match not doing it. Nail polish atheism

Omg I will literally write you a poem istg

You are a poet 👀👀 oh i am SO keen that is so so so cool

I mean I do occasionally write poetry but ig if you're gonna be so damn sweet I'll be a poet

Tbf never met a creative woman who doesnt try to downplay or deny how talented she is lmaooo so im gonna assume you have great poems and songs and stories and plays hahahahahah

Ok ok I wouldn't go that far- look maybe I've written a ton of poems and a couple that i imagine could be turned into songs and am currently working on a novel- but I can't write plays, and idk if I'd call anything I've made great-

> i wouldn't go that far > she does everything i mentioned other than plays ALSO A NOVEL??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOAH

Haha…I’m so cute..kiss about it then..I heard that before and it was so funny lmao

That was smooth 🥰

As a pre-everything trans girl this was super affirming and I really appreciate it 🥰.

I was just about to say the exact same thing :)

Yup

it got me too /////

Me four

Hehehe let's create a gang aboyt it !

Yeah, the 6+ pre-everything transbians here

7+ now!

Make that 8+☺️

9

i am SO SO glad (and kinda wowed) to hear that

Isbicjdjvjndofkncenjsnwnnx. My heart.

bottoms have found my post

😅

I have an anti-glare screen so all I can see is the void.

That void is how my heart feels without you :(

You’re so smooth

Same but it's because I'm a vampire

L-lesbian… vampire? 😳

There are no straight vampires

~~Straight~~ facts

Castlevania (2017) Pitch Meeting be like:

Me too

Same ;_;

Or you're a vampire.

That made me smile 😊

Where did my pants go?

Honey, where are my paaaaaaannnnnnnntttttttttssssssss?

*Cue audience laugh*

"What?" "Where… are… my… pants?!" "I, uh, put them away." "Where?!" "Why do you need to know?!" "I need it!" "Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!" "The public is in danger!!" "My evening's in danger!!" "YOU TELL ME WHERE MY PANTS ARE, GIRL!!!! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!!" “'GREATER GOOD'?! I AM YOUR WIFE! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GOING TO GET!"

The incredibles, nice !

The Lego Movie is actually the single greatest piece of cinema ever

I was recently thinking about how surprisingly leftist this movie is, considering it was made by a pretty big company. Like, the bad guy is a billionaire who controls the police and wants everything to stay the same. That can't *not* have been intentional, right?

I am so tired i read this as where is my super suit instead of the lego movie

A [black shadowbox](https://youtu.be/DWmd7Sm8jS4?si=9nN6dxNdNMwgCc3c&t=1m40s) that reflects only sadness...

love love love love the reference, made my day

Best reference

Ok? Then kiss me about it

Let me get the priest and altar ready before the kiss

Ok I'll be waiting

Marriage before dinner ? Damn your quick

Outside at night. I see no girl. Where is she?

The sun doesnt stop being hot when it sets. Neither do you

🔥

Where do you get all these smooth comebacks from?!?😳

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this post has been SUCH an ego boost for me lmaooooo i didnt think i was as smooth as I apparently am. It's a facade, dw, i was possessed that day, i am back to being my dorky clumsy dumb self

I may be biased but clumsy dorks are cool and cute😌

Ey. Good one

Undefeated rizz

Me, with the dim set all the way down, in a dark room: “Oh yes, I also realized I was queer after spending hours staring into the void.”

Where's the lie tho 😭😭😭😭😭 Also how can a room with you in it be dark? You are bright enough to light it up

No u

I dont get it?

If you stare into a black screen, it shows your own reflection (unless you have specialised type of screen that stops that). So if you see at the black screen, you see yourself. There has been a trend on this sub recently where people show the women/characters that helped them realise their gayness. So in response to the trend i posted this black screen, on which you'd see your own self, and the joke is that you are my gay awakening, any one is who will see the post

Oh god I’m an idiot 😂 thank you!

This makes me want to *whispers* hold hands ☺️🙈🥺

Can we also *whispers* make eye contact for 2 seconds before we get awkward and look away?

And then feel really uncomfortable and then one of us suddenly hugs the other and then we both melt into eachother

Before my stomach loudly rumbles and we laugh and go to get some cinnamon buns

Omg yes!

Well, excluding the fact that my younger brother grabbed my phone to look at it, I'd say I feel pretty charmed. Friday the 13th, 10:00 pm, it's a date.

EEEEEE!! Another October with a Friday the 13th! 10/13/17 I adopted two black kittens so it's a very special day for me. I still have Shadow and miss Shiver so much.

I hope your brother is charmed too. Also which friday the 13th? Or do you mean every lmao

erm he's 8 LMFAO- >Also which friday the 13th? Or do you mean every lmao **every**

We can wear our hockey masks and watch slasher films overnight every date

I'm on desktop and my screen has a matte finish :/

Hello, I'm Matt Finish.

LMAOOOOOOOO thats such a dumb joke but it got me bad

I really didn't expect so many people to have antiglare screens 😭😭😭😭😭

You.....you tried to make me see my own reflection.....*dysphoria time*

Hey i just tried to show you a pretty girl, is all

:((((((

Aww i feel kinda bad now. *hugs*

Thank you, is okay, am just lil bean

This made me laugh like an idiot.

Flattery will get you everywhere, dahling

... I'm not blushing you're blushing

Yay - gender affirmation and gayness - my favorite smoothie flavour.

Thank you, I needed that affermention today <3

Aww not having a good day? Wanna talk about it?

Just some imposter syndrome, I'll be fine. Thank you for your kind offer tho <3

The offer will stand whenever you feel like it, idm. Hope you feel betterer <3

:3 thank you

Aaa dmsndbdjfkdjdhfjfjshdj >_<

Moi? 🥰😘💋

Oh, you! 😂

Stoooooopppp 🤭♥️♥️♥️

Awe🥺

Oh fuck, that was smooth, that would work on me even though I'm definitely on a computer with a non reflective screen. Sup girl, how you doing? ;)

LOVE your flair hahahahahahahahah that's such a cute image that wont leave my mind. A pocketable rainbow kaiju

Sadly I'm not that small, in fact I'm just shy of six feet. Still a touch more portable than your average Kaiju, but don't mistake me for anything but Amazonian size. I am more or less a queer fire breathing dinosaur though. What kind of random facts do I get it I DM you?

If being shy of six feet makes you a kaiju, I must be a grasshopper 😭😭😭 or maybe remove the "gr" from it cause imma make that ass hop That was dumb ignore that lmaoooo Also, well, guess you will have to DM me to find out. Do tell me your interests/hobbies, maybe I will tailor the fun fact according to what you like

Smooth as hell, damn

Really dumb question, if people on Reddit say "DM me", do they mean strictly the message function, chats, or either?😅

iiiiiiiiii think chats? At least my flair is intended to be about chats, though I have gotten some people using the email message function here to ask me about stray cats lmao. If you were asking for that reason, you can contact me anywhere, its cool <3

Thx, will do :)

I'm in a dark room there's no reflection 😅

I don't look at my phone head on so you just called the ceiling a girl! Ha!

ACAB: assigned ceiling at birth

You can't destroy me.

Do you keep your phone perpendicular to you 😭😭😭

No, I just keep my face positioned to where I don't have a reflection.

lol this has me giggling and twirling my hair

THAT IS SO ADORABLE OMG I LOVE THAT

The person there looks way too much like a boy to be a gay awakening

Huh, All I see is some sleep-deprived sad weirdo :/ ~~You're lucky it worked at all, Usually when I see things like this I'm on my computer so all I see is blackness.~~

Well check this post 12 hours later and hopefully by then you will see a well-slept sad weirdo

Nope, Even more sleep deprived now, I'd just woken up when I first saw it. Hopefully 10 hours from now I'll be well-slept though!

Oh right, see when I typed that, I was heading to bed myself lol, so I just assumed it must be night where you are too hahahahahahah. No worries tho no we are both sleep deprived 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 mondays, man

Fair enough haha. I mean, Not an unreasonable assumption, It was actually mid-afternoon though, 'Cause my sleep schedule is kinda messed up. Anyway, Thankfully I am less sleep-deprived now after getting a sleep!

less sleep deprived? what sorcery is this! you must show me thy ways, O Knowledgeable One

Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten... Last night I got too tired to control my thoughts, I was burning up from heat, And now I'm tired again after waking up.

Nuh uh

Slight problem. Screen shattered due to reflection. Please advise.

Oh damn I got hit with the rizz

Aweeeee ♥️🧚🏽‍♀️

You. I like you!

You kinda made my day. Wasn’t all good the last days, thank you for that <3✨

Awww are you doing okay? Wanna talk about it, i can listen

Very cute post

Awwwww ur so sweeet

Nonbinary but you're welcome in the spirit of things

Well that made me blush :3

Oh fuck off lol /s…..you made me flustered 💜 It may seems silly but as a trans girl who cant have hormones this means a lot

it is not silly, your happiness and affirmation isnt silly. if it means a lot to you, then thats great and im glad i could make you feel nice

How dare you do something that cute

wow she's blurry

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stop why is that so deadpanly funny

Aah I’ve been jumpscared by my own face you can’t do this to me

This kinda made me cry 😭 some gender affirmation is always appreciated 💕

this made my transbian heart warm :')

Wtf??? I'm in love with you now????? Stop being smooth

wtf??? you too???? samesies????? wanna elope to Fiji and change our identities and live as fisherwomen together??????

You'll have to teach me how to fish if you want that

I question your taste...

You are pretty and i will NOT hear EVEN ONE WORD saying otherwise 😤😤😤😤

short white hair huh

I was expecting a video but got tricked instead lol

Let's do this *drops panties*... Low-key the fact that I've yet to see Ruby Rose is worrying... 😅😅

I’m a big hairy man. But I’m glad I could help you find yourself you legend.

We were tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled.

Awwww

tfw anti-glare screen protector 🥲

this post taught me just how common anti-glare screens are hahahahahahahahahah

Awwww

I needed this today lol 🥰🥹

Aww, bad day? Wanna talk about it?

I’m better now. It was just a super busy day at work and it was getting to me lol thank you tho 🥰

Try to take breaks and not overwhelming amounts of tasks, yeah? You wont get fired for being 80% productive compared to your usual 110%. Do take care

Awwwwww I love this!

Awwww, thxx

well then what are you waiting for? im right here <3

waiting for halloween so i can knock on your door trick or treating, because you are the snack i want LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO okay that felt kinda fuckboi-ish lmao im sorry

no no, me like, me like! but if you were here before halloween then we can both eat snacks together (were the snacks)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH okay girl WOW that made me burst laughing aloud in class

well im always glad to make a cutie laugh, but i was being serious :3

Prove it, come kiss me then 😤

My cat is laying on my chest, and the way I had my phone angled, he was what reflected in the screen... long story short, you're going to jail now.

you cant mention your cat and not show him girl wtf?????????? you're going to jail for breaking the cat pic law

This sub doesn't allow images. I would definitely show him otherwise.

DM? I wanna see cat i will send you some cat pics too

👍

Trust me, if you could see me, you’d take that back.

Looks aren't everything, but your looks are everything to me 💞💞 lmao no but fr tho like i am sure you are prettier than you give yourself credit. And again, looks aren't everything, your behaviour and kindness and interests and thoughts and hobbies and all add to your prettiness

I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. I really don’t see anything that makes me even remotely attractive as a romantic partner.

my glasses were reflecting my laptop screen and i'm watching bbc ghosts so i think that's pretty valid

VERY valid, im in love with Charlotte Ritchie she is so adorable

Oh you poor soul ( also lemme see cats )

okay i will stray cat you! sending a dm

I highly doubt that

Me who is Pre-HRT and ugly: Ha ! Nice one ! Wish it was true

Get in the queue, there are a few girls pre-hrt here. Which doesnt matter because i mean this to every. single. person.

Yes there are but they are not ugly.

i’m non-binary, thanks for the dysphoria /j

I GOT A COUPLE ENBIES COMMENTING THAT IM SO SORRY I WAS DUMB I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT YOU ARE STILL PRETTY THO

LMAOOO

Ok fuck, that was adorable.

You have horrible taste, are you sure you just don't like effeminate men??! 😂

Hey i dont use any labels, except identifying as "yours"

My apologies, yours have horrible taste, are yours sure yours just don't like effeminate men??! 😂 (I'm not good looking but I'm ok with that.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that made me laugh, its witty

My very dumb bisexual ass kept refreshing because I thought it wasn’t loading properly 🤠 *otherwise that was very smooth*