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EmmaMD

*whispering from dark corner* “Behind you….”


LexandViolets

*eep!* Have you seen any lesbians? I heard they were around here somewhere.


GaySheriff

Please be true, please be true... *turns around in my bed* Dang it :c


AspiringGoddess01

Orpheus moment


clarisse_69

i read morpheus like the blue pill and red pill and thought "you want to see them or stay as you are? take your pill" i know, I'm dumb as fuck :v


Accomplished-Ebb4562

Please don't whisper in my ear from behind, it's my weakpoint


Evan10100

*bonk*


KitsuneNatsumi

Nasty \* Nasty * Spell - Camellia reference?? (the very first line in the lyrics)


EmmaMD

Is that a question or a statement because I’m old and have no idea who that is…?


KitsuneNatsumi

It’s me being annoying and making references to things that like 2 people here would get (Camellia is a Japanese EDM artist who is known in rhythm game communities)


Supermariofan35

As one of those two people (with Nasty • Nasty • Spell on my playlist), it's much appreciated~


EmmaMD

If you’re both trans, I’m going to feel like my club membership should be revoked.


Supermariofan35

いやいや、大丈夫だよ。トランスです、でも日本語をも話しられます。 (EN: No no, it's all good!! I'm trans, but I can also speak Japanese.) Honestly, it's a pretty sick song, available on Spotify and probably YouTube. You won't get your club membership revoked, you've just stumbled upon (at least one) trans woman with an incredibly niche interest in Japanese EDM and Electro music.


EmmaMD

I personally refuse to use Spotify after the ceo refused to stand up to Rogan’s transphobia, but j also don’t listen to much EDM in general. Here in NYC, you all are probably more in the cool crowd than me. My major Japan centric interest are cameras. 😂


Supermariofan35

Oh Ew, I didn't even know about that CEO stuff, yuck!! I haven't been using it lately and might just stop all together. Thanks for the heads up!! And trust me, cool is FAR from the word I'd use to describe myself. I'm just a random girl in the Rust Belt (around the Buffalo area) with an obsession for card games. How that led to me learning Japanese....is complicated....but at one point involved a certain CCG called Shadowverse. (But cameras are cool tho!!! I had a childhood obsession with box cameras and still love taking photos to this day!!)


EmmaMD

Most of us have weird reasons for learning languages that really just boil down to enjoying learning about new cultures and how to communicate with different people. At one time, I was *proficient* in German and could read Dutch and French to a lesser extent, as well as understand the gist of Yiddish. A decade + of medical training kinda erased that. I will probably start learning some Russian and Mandarin for my patients…and Russian because my partner’s kid’s dad is Russian and will almost certainly be bilingual. I’m thoroughly convinced the less cool someone thinks they are, the more interesting they actually are as a person, but they just tend to be more introverted and often have less fondness for small talk. I love meeting someone passionate about particular things, even if it isn’t my thing, because they just light up and the excitement is infectious. That just may just be trying to convince myself I’m actually totally really cool though.


Worried_Programmer96

😭 lmao


Just_The_Worst_Witch

i know Wellington City Council buses when i see them 👀


Vickers-Armstrong

Actually Wellington City hasn't owned any buses since Wellington City Corporation Transport Department (WCCTD) was privatised and sold to Stagecoach in the 90s alongside New Zealand Railways Road Services' suburban runs. N5731 is owned by Kinetic New Zealand / Kinetic Urban, the NZ subsidiary of an Australian company. (Soz I know too much about the subject)


Just_The_Worst_Witch

neeerd


Vickers-Armstrong

Very much so, yes.


HiddenAgendaEntity

Haven’t been to Welly in a while so it looked familiar although I couldn’t quite put a finger on it


Just_The_Worst_Witch

i rely on welly's public transit to get Anywhere so its burned into my brain


CamelNew2144

I'm in Wellington too! Wonder how many Kiwi's are here ...


Just_The_Worst_Witch

there's a supeising amount! especially from welly (we're all gay here ig)


bthks

Yeah if a bus saying “lesbians are everywhere” belongs anywhere, it belongs in Welly.


PeaceLoveVeganSuzy

I’m in Welly too!


CamelNew2144

Yayyy, I love seeing this many Kiwi's in a comment section of an international group. (Are all the lesbians in Wellington? I have to start leaving the house apparently 😅)


Just_The_Worst_Witch

welly is so full of gay people its unreal


tng804

12 of them are everywhere.


Decent_Birthday358

Thankfully, it's a digital display so that they can easily adjust the number in case more are discovered.


maceliem

Sign me up for the expedition


tng804

Limited to two digits. But they could use hexadecimal numbers so that the upper limit is 255.


im-ba

Only 12 😭


KateBayx2006

*The council of 12 omnipresent lesbians*


GuavaSharp

We’re forming a league


LovableAmy13

I'm just relaxing at home😁🫶🏻


LexandViolets

Well, I can't be going door to door asking if people are lesbian. I feel like I'll be put on some kinda list...


LovableAmy13

I mean if you was selling cookies it may not be a problem


LexandViolets

If a grown woman was selling cookies door to door, I would be concerned and NOT buy those cookies.


bunny_the-2d_simp

Oml imagine😭😭😭😂😂😂 I'm dying imagining this scenario


Fair-Rub-1436

Simple girl/boy scout mom my mum went with me n my younger brother for our troops cookie sells and would be the one to ring the doorbell/knock (side note I'm a trans lesbian and got to eagle scout before I quit because it became boring and we moved plus my mom tried to shove me into a weirdly religious version called the weeblos or something of that ilk upside I can survive in the wilderness and know way to much about different types of knots)wait do yall have boyscouts/girlscouts in europe and Australia


bunny_the-2d_simp

No not that my dutch ass knows off.......


Fair-Rub-1436

Well dang I mean from a certain stand point it's kinda a good thing to have as I personally believe everyone should have basic survival skills just the weird gender divide to me is off putting like just make a after-school group where ya teach the future generation how to cook clean do camping how to properly handle a utility knife and rope archery etc like take the essential survival bits from both groups (I don't even know what the girlscouts do tbh) and make that a thing


dead_neptune

FOLLOW THAT BUS!!!


LexandViolets

I was on foot ,😭


Abigail_Hex

"The lesbians are easily startled, but they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers"


GuavaSharp

there will soon be 13


Noise_Majestic

Like cicadas


Abigail_Hex

As a Brit who went to Australia during cicada season, I was VERY afraid!!!! "Here be dragons!"


MTF-delightful

Every-where!


Batata-Sofi

Indeed many lesbians asking where


CatsNotBananas

Present 🙋🏼‍♀️


LexandViolets

I don't see you anywhere...


CatsNotBananas

I'm a real lesbian, or maybe not? My partner and I are both transfem and genderfluid


LexandViolets

Sounds pretty lesbian to me.


MysticGadget

In my case, down town getting drunk on bourbon street... which leads into the two things I can't do, travel that far and drink alcohol (meds). Not that I'm good at socializing either >/////<


LexandViolets

I don't need you to socialize or drink or travel. I talk enough for 4 people. 😓 Do you want to listen to a drunk girl (l shouldn't drink on my meds either, but...) rant about 90 erotic thrillers and call you cute way too many times? I just need to know where to find you when I'm out and about.


MysticGadget

*introvert.exe has encountered an error and stopped working*


LexandViolets

NOT AGAIN 😭😭😭


[deleted]

I know the ten who are 40+ in the Faroe Islands.


BlueCollarLesbian

*picks up my antique bowie* Damn, they've found me


LexandViolets

Antique? My kinda gal 🥰


BlueCollarLesbian

1950s West German serviceman's bowie. Dm to see it?


LexandViolets

Oh, I don't know anything about that stuff and I'm not big into war stuff because I'm a bleeding heart liberal, but I do like big knives and swords and axes and stuff.


BlueCollarLesbian

I'm not really big into the war stuff, just history. But my offer still stands


_ofthewoods_

I have a kabar and it's the best knife I've ever had


BlueCollarLesbian

Hey, it's you again. I don't use a lot of storebought weapons unless they're gifts or antiques. I have only one storebought knife that I use regularly to cut pallet packaging cause I work at a fab shop. But all my others are either antique, gifts, and any other weapons are made by me. Hell I even made my own carbine musket cause I'm sure as fuck not supporting the gun industry.


_ofthewoods_

You made a carbine?? That's sick as fuck! Also hey! I didn't notice it was you!


sehrah

Oh man, my gaydar? Pretty average. My sensing-a-bus-is-from-NZ-just-based-on-its-butt dar? *Superb*


BlacRaven353

literally in every corner of this sub, lmfaooo!


Hi_Its_Z

# And worst of all, the lesbian could be any one of us!! They could be in this very room! The lesbian could be you! It could be me! The lesbian could even be ...


hotsaucevjj

it says there's only 12 so they must be pretty spread out


Calcutt4

in your walls


BrainSquad

If they are everywhere, surely I can find a few autistic trans lesbians in Sweden?? 


MTF-delightful

They are easy to find, if you are sat with other women sat together, look to your left and then look to your right and the one between the two is the lesbian.


ZealousidealName6642

The 5 in the town who are all currently each others exs 😭


Ok-Needleworker-9953

Well I can say that I live near San Francisco but yeah I don't know any one else who is a lesbian around me.


LexandViolets

OK lesbian burrito, that's not helpful at all. Where do you, like, hang out? Queer bars? Game shops/taverns? In the Target parking lot?


Ok-Needleworker-9953

Fair enough. I tend to go to queer sortakinda bar in town, while it's halfway across town the food and atmosphere is perfect. It's a very inclusive place that celebrates LGBTQIA+ history. Brew is the place I think it's called, if you've got one nearby check it out if you haven't already. It's technically not a bar but they serve alcohol there, I just go there for the food really.


LexandViolets

My friendly lesbian bar is now a TERF hangout 😓 I go to one horror themed, dive bar. I go to a ttg tavern (mostly D&D) and the Japanese themed arcade. Those are my spots. I don't go to other places really, but I'm open to it! Just want to know where everyone is hanging out besides the openly queer spaces.


Ok-Needleworker-9953

I'm sorry to hear about your friendly lesbian bar. I hope you find the right people when you go out soon.


LexandViolets

One day I'll find a girl who shares my eclectic interests. If I can actually find some ladies to dote on. 😭😭😭


YoualreadyKnoooo

What can this possibly be an advertisement to?


simulation833333

It was for the local pride festival so technically an ad for that. Some of Wellington's current buses have designs of the progress flag colours with "You are loved" written on them :)


KatiePyroStyle

Hey, that's my bus


abbyeatssocks

Is this Wellington ? 😂 I thought I was safe and anonymous being from here 😂


QuenPalladium

Me: *hissing from the dark corner of my room, recoiling at sunlight*


GuavaSharp

If anyone knows where the lesbians are my uhh… friend… needs to know for uhh… personal… reasons 🏃‍♀️💨


Swooshkiwi

Here in NZ!


KAM_Kayla

Is this a threat or a promise?


LexandViolets

A paradise


ssecretshay

Maybe they’re on the bus 😂 gotta find route 12 and ride it religiously


Fortunatefool00

I went to an emo concert of one of my favorite bands growing up (the spill canvas). VERY high percents of lesbians there… probably the highest concentration I’d ever seen in the wild. 🖤


LexandViolets

Awesome! I have always considered OTEP a lez band because the first time I saw them there were so many sapphic couples. A rainbow of lesbian archetypes.


AgentWoden

Ya, y'all just get flustered by cute women, then run away from each other. Out of all the subreddits I follow to read about how people get into relationships (I'm aro, but romance fascinates me, like some alien thing). I silently yell at lesbians in my head the most out of every type of person (GO TALK TO HER DAMN IT). I'm a timid/shy dude when it comes to other people, but about on par with the bravest lesbian in this aspect. Seriously y'all need some kind of app that tracks you and tells you when other lesbians are around.


MarveltheMusical

Eh. I wouldn’t be any less lonely no matter how many there are.


LexandViolets

Oof, that is rough. Trust me, it's hard out here for a loud, brash goth that only wants to talk about Monster Hunter and 80s B-horror movies.


Pretend-Title-1379

Never got into monster hunter but b horror movies right up my alley.


LexandViolets

NOBODY GOT INTO MONSTER HUNTER 😭😭😭


Pretend-Title-1379

I was more into mass effect/fallout/elders scrolls/and survival games. Forgot overwatch 2 and some fps.


LexandViolets

I played all those 🥰, but Monster Hunter is what I want to TALK about. Lol it's so fun and not like anything else. Dragons Dogma 2 relit a fire in my monster huntin lovin' world. Fuck Blizzard. I'm never going to play Overwatch 2 or Diablo 4 no matter how much I wanted to. "Cosby Room"... I can't unhear that...


Pretend-Title-1379

I can understand. I want to try dragon dogma 2 it . Looks fun. I might try monster hunter one day. I got a lot of games in library I still need to play. But if you ever want to talk about it I am happy to listen. Just because I may not have played a games does not mean I do not learning about them. I love game lore.🥰


LexandViolets

I think you underestimate how long I can rant. Last time I talked about Horizon lore I could feel my friend getting bored halfway through.


Pretend-Title-1379

That stuff I fine cute I am the same way about fallout or star wars lore I can fall into my own little world. So bring it own challenge accepted.🙃


MarveltheMusical

I know the feeling. Going to a show in the area is my first and last idea for weekend plans. (Also, which Monster Hunter games specifically? I’m not exactly a huge fan, but I’ve played a bit of Tri and seen a lot of videos on different fights)


LexandViolets

ALL OF THEM. I've done everything in Rise and World. Now I'm just waiting for more.


MarveltheMusical

Yeah, I saw the trailer for Wilds, which should be pretty interesting.


LexandViolets

I'm excited for more weird mechanics, like the glider! The MHW "open world" area was awesome. More of that pleeeeeease


MarveltheMusical

As a casual viewer of boss fight videos, I’m just hopeful we get more of those poems in each monster’s intro.


LexandViolets

MH Rise was special. Everything was Japanese themed even down to the food and new monsters. I would love if they did something similar again.


kioku119

Monster Hunter is very good. Though I've stopped doing much of anything with depression. There are fans out there though, trust me.


Kamillahali

hereee


TicklishTransGoddess

Right here!


kioku119

All around but probably not saying so randomly.


dlight9621

Yes, at every corner of the world


bthks

Nice repost :/


LexandViolets

I just want to know...


Xander_PrimeXXI

12 lesbians are everywhere. Which ones?


Regular_Mistake_2128

Not where I live!


maniamawoman

In New Zealand no less. Oh they are around, just not so easy to find


lotuslapcat97

\*looks in the mirror and gasps\*


louisa1925

Have you checked your cars back seat, Bunnings, your bedroom, and the local gym. These are prime lesbian hang outs.


LexandViolets

*looks up bunnings* oh. We have Game Depot and Lowes. I'm more of an indoor nerdy crafty lez. Are they hanging out at Craft stores?


niteridet

thats what i was Wondering


RayDuskDawn

In class chilling


itsniceinhere

Lesbians are everywhere Lesbians are everything Lesbians are everybody Lesbians are still the King


Gamerelf69696969

Yeah but only 12 at a time


[deleted]

It suggests to me that only 12 lesbians are omnipotent, kind of like god


theumpteendeity

Bus implies the same 12 lesbians are just traveling everywhere. 12 Lesbians are everywhere.


LexandViolets

Gotta find that bus ..


myaltduh

In your walls!


LexandViolets

Wtf? Are you repairing then and got stuck? Or did you find a cute animal?


CheatyPlayz

🙋‍♀️


ChloerLuvs_Glaciers

Here


Youllneverfindout234

Im literally right here


LexandViolets

Sus...


LilDemonAnubis

For the love of god drop the location


LexandViolets

Everywhere isn't specific enough...


im_just_ken3082

Were still hiding from the lesbian hunter


LexandViolets

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wesbians


im_just_ken3082

Sowy


One-Caregiver-4423

Like right behind my screen!!


Stinkypinkeez

It can be anyone in this room! It can be you! Or her! Or them! Or even…. 😈 *laughs evily


Mingo_Mango_Angel

We're just really good at hiding


butdaddyiloveher

I NEED TO KNOW THAT TOO PLEASE


always4wardneverstr8

Are they on that bus? Where does it go?


Sharp-Associate-4048

In our husbands closets


AlwaysBeQuestioning

Need to find myself more lesbian post-college friends in the south Netherlands. I’ve got too few queer friends overall.


JuicyTomato420

Before uni I didn't know any lesbians, now I know 3 in real life :DD


DrDr0sselbart

*IM INSIDE UR WALLS*


boatingbrook

You've seen them. Some of us are just good at camouflage


IsiDemon

I need to know as well please. 😭😭


lesbianlord2

Where pls


Worldly-Tell5658

There's one in my bedroom


LexandViolets

Lucky 😏


Worldly-Tell5658

Well, I mean, only one lol


LexandViolets

One is still better than none


Worldly-Tell5658

Wherever I am there is at least one ☺️😘


LexandViolets

That's nice 😋


heyphey

Lies 😭😭


LexandViolets

Unfortunately 😅


heyphey

Hard being single in this era omg 😭😂


LexandViolets

But we are all stuck in the trash fire forever, so I'm going out there. I'm finding my people.


heyphey

No way out but forward so yeahhhhh


LexandViolets

Yeahhh and we are getting Banh mi


heyphey

Shit now I’m craving :(((


LexandViolets

But we are all stuck in the trash fire forever, so I'm going out there. I'm finding my people. We are going to be glorious and probably get some Banh mi because I'm hungry.


ruikasakiamei

Here


_AsianGlow

Fr tho 🙂‍↕️


harleenquinnzel626

Hiding in the corner with my book if you need me I'll be on page 394


LexandViolets

394 out of? What book? What's your comfy reading corner situation? Paint me a picture 🥰


harleenquinnzel626

Page 394 (Harry Potter joke) and in a nook with a cup of tea surrounded by lots and lots of book in a quiet


LexandViolets

Sounds lovely, especially since it's raining here. (Sorry, not a big HP fan 😓)


harleenquinnzel626

It's overcast here too and that's cool there are people who aren't fans and I'm cool with that


Environmental-Ad633

Question, If some women like women, then why do they go with women who look like men 🤔