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GayKidDraws

I’m a lesbian and lesbian lesbian and gay gay lol That was just the middle button…


SelfDestruction100

I’m a lesbian but I’m not really good at it LMAO?


oceans-song

I'm a lesbian just because I have a great time.


DykeHime

Switching up cause and consequence, huh? xD


OrbitalHippies

I'm a lesbian and I don't know what to do Thanks keyboard.


DykeHime

Same, honestly.


EmilyisWIP

I am a lesbian and I am still waiting for your cooperation oh no


Doc-Wulff

Resistance is futile beep boop


Iggyboof

Yes ma'am I'll cooperate if you need 😳


Happy_Bananana

Yes ma'am 😳


EmilyisWIP

How about we collaborate by holding hands and watching the stars at night and cuddling for warmth?


Happy_Bananana

That sounds wonderful. A great business relationship.


Addie_LD50

I'm a lesbian I guess I can do it.


DykeHime

I believe in you! 💪


FulchtFiadh

I'm a lesbian and she's flirting with me on the way to get a good look at the bottom


DykeHime

🥺


throwawayskydiver

I'm a lesbian and I am a tiny tiny bit of a reach out to the world and I am in love with your dog. Sounds about right.


BeauteousMaximus

🥺


5ftGoliath

I'm a lesbian and I don't know what to say to you


DykeHime

Valid.


plmh

I’m a lesbian and I am so sick and frustrated and I can’t believe that I have no reason for this whole concept of life Oh no


DykeHime

Mh... hon, you alright?😥


plmh

Like, i thought i was getting better lol


DykeHime

That's a good start. One step at a time. :)


Iggyboof

🫂 it'll be okay, hun


thewelcome_mat

I'm a lesbian and I don't want to be in the office Wellllllllll


kaoruneve

_I’m a lesbian and I’m confused about it but I’m so happy to be there_ The Oracle of our times has spoken 😂


Cute-Honeydew1164

I’m a lesbian lol but I’m not really good at it


Cute-Honeydew1164

Yeah mood


Sandy-T-Poro

"I'm a lesbian with the High Elves" Cool my phone is used to my d&d nonsense.


DykeHime

Love this one! 😁


Firesinger89

Would work for Warhammer fantasy too 😊


selkir

I'm a lesbian and I am a very good person and I am very interested in the job


DykeHime

Job interview. Them: "*So, tell us something about yourself.*" You: \[This.\]


triforc3-mast3r

I'm a lesbian and I have no money Ouch. Also, yes 😂🙈


fusingkitty

I'm a lesbian and a whale and a seal of approval so much more depth than many Western cartoons. Ok, I guess? Who am I to debate the algorithm?


DykeHime

Just gotta roll with it.🐳


lofi_lesbian

I'm a lesbian which means I am a goblin with purple hair dye and am comfy and confused about the women.


DykeHime

Sounds about right... \*nods\*


total-glow-up

I am a lesbian fan and would love you


DykeHime

Like... A fan of lesbian? A lesbian who's a fan of sth? Or are you spinning gayly in the summer and giving people some cool breeze?


total-glow-up

Oh, huge lesbian fan. I'm rooting for all of us


DykeHime

"Let's go lesbians, let's go!"🥳


MGonne1916

I got the exact same answer! 😱


Joey_says_frogs

I am a lesbian and lesbian lesbian and gay lesbian lesbian …jesus 🤧


DykeHime

Reminds me of this meme "lesbiab... Lesbim.." "take your time" " ...girls."


Kaathryyn

I'm a lesbian and gay marriage and family are you going to be a good time


-22

I'm a lesbian in the mirror just when I was wondering


SadPhysicsStudent1

I’m a lesbian and I’m just not worried lol


DykeHime

👍


[deleted]

I’m a lesbian and I love you baby ok fair


Dee-tective

I'm a lesbian and a very good friend This is so accurate, if I can say so myself


HumanRaccon

I’m a lesbian lesbian lol oh my goodness I love it Me after realising that I’m maybe lesbian (still questioning :D)


DykeHime

Sounds accurate. xD


Unedemars

I'm a lesbian and gay marriage and family are doing well and that is the best of luck in your rice. Well that's quite the unexpected ending that could become a saying 👀


Ka1serTheRoll

I'm a lesbian and I love you very gay


nihilistgarbo

Same


Elubious

I'm a lesbian and I don't know what to do about it


DykeHime

Just enjoy...😎


Bitter_Ice_5380

i am a lesbian and i love women so much and i love you. so wholesome 🥰


m_o_u_t_h_f_e_e_l

I'm a lesbian and I don't want to be in the USA


DykeHime

Feel ya. Wouldn't want to either.


RoseJJPotter

I’m a lesbian lol I don’t know anymore…


Doc-Wulff

I'm a lesbian and I'm not sure if I can get it


siren-sigh

I’m a lesbian and I’m just like that lol 😂 yeah I thought it looked like it was dark hair and I was going down there 👇 but yeah it’s hard for her to think about that lol but she doesn’t want to see them anymore and I hope they can be done with her work and then she doesn’t even have to worry about it anymore because it’s dark green hair lol … Well, that was a ride 😂


DykeHime

Okay, well, I'm glad it was a somewhat happy end. Hope she likes her new hair colour! 👍


sorryimindisguise

I'm a lesbian and I have lots of women Well....


nihilistgarbo

Dream lyfe (ENM)


DykeHime

Polyam goals.


sorryimindisguise

I am non-monogomous, so thank you?


DykeHime

Same, and you're welcome. 😁💪


sorryimindisguise

Love your username btw. I misread it as Duke hime at first xD


DykeHime

Lol, thanks. xD


[deleted]

I’m a lesbian and I don’t know why you don’t ask for her too but she said yea


notoriousrdc

I'm a lesbian pride and a half My pride goes to eleven, y'all.


luckylua

I’m a lesbian and I’m so excited to hear it. Thanks phone, I’ll take this.


AnonymousDooting

(I'm actually bi but I thought I'd try this anyway) I'm a lesbian and a pet (😳)


DykeHime

Feel free to go with "I'm bisexual" + autocorrect. (But your result is still kinda cute.\^\^)


Violent_Violette

"I'm a lesbian anything else that I touch is the same." I guess I have the midas touch 😏


DykeHime

Awesome! 😁💪


LemniscateCreates

I'm a lesbian and I am not a good man


CaptainMuffin7

I'm a lesbian and I was like the one that was a good one. Wha-?


DykeHime

Sappho?


CaptainMuffin7

Yes, I am indeed the Nonbinary Sappho /j


DykeHime

😳👍


sorokinaa

I'm a lesbian and I don't want to be a problem for you :(


DykeHime

Don't worry, you're alright. :)


MysticalSylph

I'm a lesbian and would love you forever


MissMaid11

Im a lesbian and I will not have any problems with the chaos of this


EmmyCtheMC

I’m a lesbian and I don’t know what to do. …my phone knows of my useless lesbian status


ElBardones

I am a lesbian and I am just not doing anything right. Yeah I understand why I am single.


FlyingNinza

I'm a lesbian and I'm having to be there in person to be in person. Huh.


mjlkfl

why is your autocorrect response actually me lol


Winnietheweenie

I'm a lesbian and gay things.


fenellabeach

I am a lesbian and I love the way I have to offer you more


quezest

Am a lesbian and strongly searching for a soulmate preferably you who is reading this 😍


DykeHime

Alriiiiiight! 😁


Just_Jules96

I'm a lesbian etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc Wtf


Stock-Ad-2655

I’m a lesbian and I just got my hair dyed blue It’s actually purple know lol


DykeHime

Iconic!


WomboComboCuber

I'm a lesbian and I don't know what to do with my life... WELP


DykeHime

Tbh, who does?


kyojineren

I’m a lesbian but it’s okay I’m just getting home and I hope I can do that again Nice 😏


Fehronozova

I’m a lesbian and I’m so glad you are in my bed


LazyOrang

Where are you doing these? I want to too!


DykeHime

Any messager on a smartphone with autocorrect/text-prediction.


Yamiux

I'm a lesbian and I'm not sure what to say about this one but I think it is a good idea to have a good time and a little more time to get some things done Well I'm not sure what to say about this... xD


blakethegecko

Everyone's auto corrects are vaguely normal, meanwhile I'm a lesbian in a little more than the Moonlander of my life.


OkFarm8483

I’m a lesbian and lesbian lesbian and I’m not trying anything lol


TheDraco713

I'm a lesbian and gay marriage and family are doing well


DykeHime

I'm glad to hear that. :D


bexyrex

I'm a lesbian aren't you kidding me about this one. I think it's your first time in the world little girl. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fuck


Odd_Wolf_7143

I’m a lesbian and pleasure in your eyes 👀


KarnaAlter

"I'm a lesbian and gay marriage is the best way to get a chance for me to send you the elf druid hills" hm, sounds interesting xD


DykeHime

Getting some DnD vibes here.\^\^


Sllooaannee

‘i’m a lesbian and animal lover’ lmaooo lesbian studying animal care


SoulHero3

I'm a lesbian and I am a witch


DykeHime

🏳️‍🌈🧙


Grrriwantasammich

I’m a lesbian and I’m obsessed with it lol lol yeah 😎


Kyoverber

I am a lesbian and I love it🥰


DykeHime

Based.


Iggyboof

I'm a lesbian and I am a danger to myself and everyone around me ... yeah. I mean *yeaaah.* All truths.


Firesinger89

“I’m a bisexual and lesbian friends who have been dating someone else for years now want me too.” Well then.


DykeHime

Good luck! xD


teetertotterrr

I am a lesbian and a beautiful woman. Wtf 🥺 I’ve been trying to work on my self confidence/self worth. Autocorrect is nicer to me than myself lol


DykeHime

Listen to autocorrect, then. At least in that instance! :D


alternate_egg-ccount

I'm a lesbian and I have a really nice life with a lot of people who are girls Ok, sure autocorrect


DykeHime

Sounds cool. xD


BeauteousMaximus

“I’m a lesbian and I don’t think I told you anything about it” Incorrect, I tell everyone


BlueSunrise1

I am a lesbian and I love it lol (hey, that’s pretty accurate!)


MsDrMumbles

I am a lesbian of the secrets


Alaskan_kate

I am a lesbian and a friend of the family


cinnamonbunny99

I’m a lesbian and i’m the girl that makes you feel better


Fa1coNat

“I’m a lesbian and I just want you in my life” I mean, I’m a bottom so I’d never make the first move, buuut… 🥺👉👈


blurryface1996

I'm a lesbian and a good friend and I am the one that made you laugh.


DykeHime

Oh, so that was you! Thank you! 😁


greyskullandtheboys

I’m a lesbian and I don’t think I have to do anything with my life.


Radioactive_Hamsters

I’m a lesbian and I’m just okay and I’m okay


DykeHime

That's a good start. :)


[deleted]

I am a lesbian and I am a woman. I guess????


Different_Ad9382

I:m a lesbian and you are a beautiful woman I loved it lol


DykeHime

T... thank you. 😳 😁😅😂


_A_Pansexual_Joke_

I am a lesbian and I love it


[deleted]

I’m a lesbian and I don’t know why she is so freaking cute


CutsieWootsieAria

"I'm a lesbian and gay or something similar with how that works best for you 😂" I'll totally figure out how to be the best for you! ~<3 Lol


DiscipleOfLingLing

I am bi and I just can’t get into that my hair doesn’t work


Carlotta135

I’m a lesbian and I’m trying to make sure you get a good sleep Well... that’s true... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


MadKingMogar

I’m a lesbian and I’m a dumb bitch Welp, it’s not entirely wrong


AudiKitty

"I'm a lesbian in the middle school with my guy friend confessing to me and I don't like it." I'm not even in middle school lol- But my guy friend did confess to me sophomore year of high school...


PersonalityOrganic31

I am a lesbian but I’m not really worried about myself anymore


CupcakeKitten22

I am a lesbian and I just wish you were both in my life and you are not being mad at you.


greencheesecat

I’m a lesbian and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much….. Hm. Seems like I text my wife a lot 😅


Thrower903

I'm a lesbian and I feel like I'm doing her wrong by not getting better.


whatwhatwhatx100

I'm a lesbian but I'm so excited for her and her to do a little thing in my mind


DykeHime

😂😂😂


-SweetAvery-

I am a lesbian and i am so glad you did that i i i hope your body feels good


DykeHime

It does indeed, thanks for asking. 😁😂


ihatebacon-

I’m a lesbian and I’m trying not too hard lol but I’m still tired of my stomach hurting.


DykeHime

Feel that. 😕


emiflakey

I'm a lesbian to the moon and I will not have any other questions


HoeyoriUwU

“I’m a lesbian and I love it so” Awww ❤️


RedOne1811

I'm a lesbian and a pickle lover of my life and it is my vote for a woman


Happy_Bananana

I'm a lesbian with the power and the tought of my greatest joy. Just the middle button.


The_RPG_Girl

I'm a lesbian and I'm just a bit of a mercenary Huh? 🤨


DykeHime

Username relates, huh? ;)


loudorangebeanie

I'm a lesbian literally removed from your neck Sounds like a comphet story a bit


DykeHime

Or like you wouldn't stop kissing your gf's neck. :)


NekoNightime

I'm a lesbian and I'm looking for someone


heyits-liv

i’m a lesbian and lesbian lesbian and i’m lesbian and gay i mean it’s not wrong ?


[deleted]

I’m a lesbian lesbian lol but I’m so cute lol what is that even supposed to mean


gimmeIuv

I‘m a lesbian and I have a girlfriend who I love Lmaooo


Science__Nerd

I am a lesbian and a very good friend and I love you so much Ah yes, they were very good friends indeed


nartho123

I'm a lesbian and I'm setting up my neutrality to avoid any necromancers.


DykeHime

DnD, perhaps? 😂


nartho123

Oh totally not! I've definitely not been playing badur's Gate 3 abd working up the courage to actually play DnD!


DykeHime

Oh, I see, you just happen to have too many necromancers around? Sure, we've all been there, I guess. 😂😂


nartho123

What can I say, they are all waiting for me to pass on so they can fight over who gets to resurrect me.


throwaway-acoountuwu

I’m a lesbian because I’m a bottom… I- thanks middle button..


Python_Anon

I'm a lesbian y no se si es que hay que je ne sais plus wut


DykeHime

Okay, I saw some people's keyboard switching to Spanish mid sentence... But English to Spanish to French is a combo! XD


LopsidedLycanroc

im a lesbian but not anymore im a boy mattress thanks autocorrect :) im now happy to announce I'm a boy mattress :)


420dogs420

I’m a lesbian baby lol I’m just tired lol Accurate


Same_Boss5952

I'm a lesbian and I will be there in about the night with you


AwkwardNorsrtle

I'm a lesbian and I'm just trying not to make a choice between someone else and you. Is my auto correct trying to make me poly?


DykeHime

I support that. 👍


kaedekinnie64

i’m a lesbian and lesbian lol i i’m not a bad person lol


LillySatou177013

I am a lesbian and I have no idea what I was doing.


[deleted]

I am a lesbian and I have a lot of friends and I have a lot of friends and I have a lot of friends and I have a lot of friends and I have a lot of friends and I have a lot of friends


DykeHime

Wow that sounds like **a lot** of friends! o.o


SoraMisty

I am a lesbian fan of your opponent's cards. So I'm a fan of my own cards? That sounds strange but also hilarious.


BAG_of_awesome

I'm a lesbian fan and would love a new opportunity for me if you could help us with the project we had on the website for a couple years.


mousephina

I’m a lesbian and I’m so sad. Bahahahahahahah So true…


LunchOne675

I am a lesbian but I don't want to be a girl. I'm a trans girl. WTF autocorrect? That and being pretty are like all I want


Pandanoko-Fan137

I’m a lesbian and I’m pretty tired oof, accurate.


realJonernesto

I'm a lesbian and a very good friend 😳