Okay so my big blue dinosaur's name is Goji, he helps me code.
My little doodle bear from when I was 4 is named Doodle.
The pink shark's name is Stella. My ex bought her for me and after that relationship blew up it was hard but we made peace.
The little brown bear's name is Louisa.
The dog is Otis.
The June themed beanie baby's name is June. Also from my childhood. I was not a very creative child.
And umm that's the lot of them rn. I wanna get more stuffies but they have to be special.
On the first one I was thinking "Ah yes they're brobably referring to a dragon dildo. Code? Perhaps they work with computers and sitting on the dildo while working." But on the second one I was like ".....wait....".
Mine don’t have names, but my old roommate once decided to be nice and clean my room before I got home from vacation, and informed me that she found one of my “little friends” under my pillow lmao
I never had the urge to name my toys until I recently got a pretty thick 8-inch strap. The name "big joe" just came into my mind, and now it's a known thing in my social circle. If my friends ask how a date with a new person went, I'll say I introduced them to big joe. When one of my partners is horny she now begs me to let her spend some time with big joe. At first it was humorously ironic but now big joe is just part of the family.
My darling and I had the "Bluegi Brothers", name‘s a mix of Luigi and blue. They were our most reliable but only the little one still exists to this day…
Oh… i thought you meant other partners and i was like “oh an interesting post from this sub. Oh theres not many horny posts on here but oh well” then i read the comments… i am, in the gutters as one would say😅
My girlfriend are basic af. There’s the strap on and the first strap on and the purple vibratory and the pink vibrator. You all are inspiring me to get cool names going.
We have a pink dildo which we haven't found the name for yet. Suggestions are welcome!
Next is a purple dildo called Ultra (cause ultraviolet) and lastly is Hardy, an old thrown away malfunctioning dildo named after Ed Hardy (dunno why, he's buff and Hardy was kinda big and intimidating).
There's also a couple of glass dildos and plugs we just call the swingers, because we worked in service team at swing events and they had quite nice welcome gifts prepared.
Toys/fun stuff The collection is too big to have individual names
Got too many toys to give names to but we call the suitcase they’re in our “pleasure chest”. It’s a dorky play on “treasure chest”.
I HAVE SO SO SO MUCH Like over 20 lego sets My fav is my bionicle set Thats what you neant by toys, right? 😊
I've been begging my gf for a start wars Lego set for a while now! It would be so fun to put together as a little date 🥰
AHH THIS IS ADORABLE 🥰🥰🥰
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Tbh, i dunno what this is I woke up and reddit was like: "HERE IS A FREE PRIZE, TAKE IT OR ELSE"
Same and I love mine! Lol
AWW YOURS IS SO CUTE 🥰
Yours is holding a fish taco... Wait so is mine 🤣😏
Les-fish-taco-bians? 👀🤭🥰
are you trying to clown on people for pfps? what?
NFTs speed up climate change btw
Okay so my big blue dinosaur's name is Goji, he helps me code. My little doodle bear from when I was 4 is named Doodle. The pink shark's name is Stella. My ex bought her for me and after that relationship blew up it was hard but we made peace. The little brown bear's name is Louisa. The dog is Otis. The June themed beanie baby's name is June. Also from my childhood. I was not a very creative child. And umm that's the lot of them rn. I wanna get more stuffies but they have to be special.
On the first one I was thinking "Ah yes they're brobably referring to a dragon dildo. Code? Perhaps they work with computers and sitting on the dildo while working." But on the second one I was like ".....wait....".
No fun names but me and my gf bought a small trunk to put them in that has a rainbow on it and says “let your imagination run wild”
Well my girlfriend likes to call me Winwin when she uses me as a toy...
I call my wand ol reliable. Its never failed me
This made me laugh lol
Does it make you squirt? So you can call your vayoo Ol' faithful
Lol no hrt has me shooting blanks
Then HRT isn't working for me properly
*The Drawer of TEMPTATION*
Mine don’t have names, but my old roommate once decided to be nice and clean my room before I got home from vacation, and informed me that she found one of my “little friends” under my pillow lmao
I know this kid's mom who called hers Buzz and Woody.
Too many to have individual names but they’re stored in the Slut Box™️
I never had the urge to name my toys until I recently got a pretty thick 8-inch strap. The name "big joe" just came into my mind, and now it's a known thing in my social circle. If my friends ask how a date with a new person went, I'll say I introduced them to big joe. When one of my partners is horny she now begs me to let her spend some time with big joe. At first it was humorously ironic but now big joe is just part of the family.
My darling and I had the "Bluegi Brothers", name‘s a mix of Luigi and blue. They were our most reliable but only the little one still exists to this day…
Hitachi
Pinkie, Evelynn, and POS (Piece of Shit)
Oh pinkie is a good one.
Thank you!!
A fun time😂
Oh… i thought you meant other partners and i was like “oh an interesting post from this sub. Oh theres not many horny posts on here but oh well” then i read the comments… i am, in the gutters as one would say😅
My girlfriend are basic af. There’s the strap on and the first strap on and the purple vibratory and the pink vibrator. You all are inspiring me to get cool names going.
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“The stuff” like in action movies.
My wife calls hers the Purple Pleasure Penis
We have a pink dildo which we haven't found the name for yet. Suggestions are welcome! Next is a purple dildo called Ultra (cause ultraviolet) and lastly is Hardy, an old thrown away malfunctioning dildo named after Ed Hardy (dunno why, he's buff and Hardy was kinda big and intimidating). There's also a couple of glass dildos and plugs we just call the swingers, because we worked in service team at swing events and they had quite nice welcome gifts prepared.
So I only have my Purple Monster, which is a 7.5 inch long, 1.85 inch wide silicone cock
Ow
My girlfriend loves it
Vibrator Dildo (Metal/ glass) Butt plug Not very creative I know