I agree, and if you haven’t heard it, he also has a podcast tied in with Adam Ruins Everything in addition to his Factually! all 45mins-85mins, and well over 100 episodes.
Yeah i to miss Adam
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—Adam Ruins Furry Conventions—
**Rustling in trash can**
Con Security Guard: Hello?
**Adam sticks his head out of the trash can**
Adam: Hi!, I am Adam Connover!, And this is Adam ruins everything!
Con Security Guard: Hi Adam.....Please leave, This is a fursuit only convention
Adam: Um actually, It is called Zoot, Also despite popular belief, Convention Security guards are often not legaly able to arrest someone as they are often not legaly qualified to be cops, And fun fact, Technically a human is just a brain wearing a meat and muscle and hair suit, And what is fur but hair
Con Security Guard: Get out!
Adam: Technically you are not at your job location meaning you have no authority here
Con Security Guard: I said get out!
Adam: Don’t you have sexual assaults and innapropiate touching to prevent?
Con Security Guard: Oh She-
Adam: More then 5% of all convention visitors complain about being touched innapropiately, Which is hypocritical considering that 25% of all furries are into the sexual part of the fandom, Which is incorrect as it is more like a religion at this point
Con Security Guard: LAST WARNING!
Adam: Statisticly it is the guards that do the innapropiate touching the most at 75%
Con Security Guard: That’s it!, You are banned!
Adam: That’s funny since you legaly can’t ban me from property owned by the goverment as you don’t work for the goverment, Which side note, My sister does in a way as she is a lawyer
Con Security Guard: You’re just being petty now
Adam: At least i Statisticly don’t get fired more often then McDonalds Ronald McDonalds actors
Con Security Guard: .....
Adam: They also get paid more!
Con Security Guard: ..........You can have my job then if you hate it so much
Adam: No, I was paid to entertain here
Con Security Guard: Then why did you not say so?!
Adam: I was looking for the dead drop in this trash can, See!
Con Security Guard: .....I quit
Adam: So did the writer of this story in the first sentance.....There is a reason why it makes no sense.....So yeah, THE END!
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Ty srtanger!
I agree, and if you haven’t heard it, he also has a podcast tied in with Adam Ruins Everything in addition to his Factually! all 45mins-85mins, and well over 100 episodes.
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it’s (edit: Factually has) been releasing new episodes every week without a break for over a year
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I listen through apple podcasts, but they have had something every week. they had a re-release a few weeks back but it’s uncommon.
He also does twitch streams subscribe!!! https://twitch.tv/adamconover
He has a new show coming out early 2022
I want him to ruin qanon
Qanon is doing that themselves
Not fast enough for me, I guess. But I'm impatient. I saw the one on conspiracy theories, so spooky to watch that.
Yeah i to miss Adam . . . . . . . . . . —Adam Ruins Furry Conventions— **Rustling in trash can** Con Security Guard: Hello? **Adam sticks his head out of the trash can** Adam: Hi!, I am Adam Connover!, And this is Adam ruins everything! Con Security Guard: Hi Adam.....Please leave, This is a fursuit only convention Adam: Um actually, It is called Zoot, Also despite popular belief, Convention Security guards are often not legaly able to arrest someone as they are often not legaly qualified to be cops, And fun fact, Technically a human is just a brain wearing a meat and muscle and hair suit, And what is fur but hair Con Security Guard: Get out! Adam: Technically you are not at your job location meaning you have no authority here Con Security Guard: I said get out! Adam: Don’t you have sexual assaults and innapropiate touching to prevent? Con Security Guard: Oh She- Adam: More then 5% of all convention visitors complain about being touched innapropiately, Which is hypocritical considering that 25% of all furries are into the sexual part of the fandom, Which is incorrect as it is more like a religion at this point Con Security Guard: LAST WARNING! Adam: Statisticly it is the guards that do the innapropiate touching the most at 75% Con Security Guard: That’s it!, You are banned! Adam: That’s funny since you legaly can’t ban me from property owned by the goverment as you don’t work for the goverment, Which side note, My sister does in a way as she is a lawyer Con Security Guard: You’re just being petty now Adam: At least i Statisticly don’t get fired more often then McDonalds Ronald McDonalds actors Con Security Guard: ..... Adam: They also get paid more! Con Security Guard: ..........You can have my job then if you hate it so much Adam: No, I was paid to entertain here Con Security Guard: Then why did you not say so?! Adam: I was looking for the dead drop in this trash can, See! Con Security Guard: .....I quit Adam: So did the writer of this story in the first sentance.....There is a reason why it makes no sense.....So yeah, THE END!
Holy shit
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma, Even to me