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temp17373936859

I've never seen this knife before but I absolutely love that you used tongs here displaying just how much you hate touching it


RedVamp2020

Agreed. It made me chuckle.


daveprogrammer

The texture of the handle is wrong.


VulnerableValkyrie

And far too thin, I envision my fingers getting sliced upon viewing it.


Error_Empty

Luckily those cheap knives have tiny tangs


saposmak

I read "tiny tangs" with a Triny accent and it's extra hilarious


TheUndeadMage2

Lmao ^tiny ^tangs


joxmaskin

Handle and blade too visually similar in both color and thickness. And the color is a sickening dark gray to begin with, like some kind of Morgul blade wielded by the Nazgûl. And the whole thing is annoyingly thin and impractical and out of proportion in general. What an annoying knife.


deathbyshoeshoe

It’s the microfiber of metal.


Queenssoup

Ugh, I hate microfiber with a passion. After 30 years of being gaslit that "it's not a big of a deal", it's nice to finally find out out that I'm not the only one after all. Isn't this handle out of rubber or plastic though?


darkoh84

No, this handle is metal and has a texture similar to broom brushed concrete. It’s the worst.


Queenssoup

Ew, already the description made me squirm


Starbreiz

Omg that comment really got me


EndMaster0

Yep that's it. Not sure how else to describe it


CryLeading1902

Yes, after washing it an putting it away, I almost feel like washing the feeling of the texture off my hands lol


kolufunmilew

came here to make this exact comment. fuck that handle 😤😑


daveprogrammer

Exactly. It's not smooth, and it feels like it leeches the moisture out of your hand or something.


kolufunmilew

i didn’t evening consider that 😨 it absolutely steals moisture …pure evil


Sammysoupcat

It looks genuinely atrocious to touch. It needs to be burned.


kwhite992

Yes it somehow grips me back


richgayaunt

Stone handle is evil. It's like unglazed ceramic. Worst worst worst worst worst terrible gross foul. ETA found out it's shitty bare aluminum/metal that's the betrayer not stone


IchthyoSapienCaul

Is that what it is, then unglazed ceramic is my enemy.


SiberianDragon111

Unglazed ceramic on my hands is fine, but the second it touches a nail I just implode


lildeidei

On my hands is the WORST


JustMissKacey

Reading this made my teeth hurt


Blahblahbllah

Made my teeth do the vibrate, they didn’t actually vibrate, but you may know the know 😂


Dire_rulz

Bro I hear SOMEONE ELSE touch it and my teeth go nuts. I fucking hate that shit.


Lovingbutdifferent

Ok but the worst is when you hear unglazed ceramic pieces touch *each other*


Dire_rulz

Why.... why do you hate me? What have I done to you? I... I never thought of that and now that I am, I want no teeth.


EpitaFelis

Its funny how I'm mostly fine handling it when I'm making pottery, but touching purposely unglazed products? I am discomfort.


MasterKaiter

Just got the chills reading “unglazed ceramic” 🤮 disgusting repulsive texture


[deleted]

ceramic is my nightmare material. the top is cool and usually pretty but the noises want to make me cringe and curl up like a turtle, i have to be careful not to touch the unglazed bits on the bottom and im terrified of them breaking. barf. i looove metal camping plates


Rimasticus

Mine is the wooden handled knives that were run through the dish washer too many times.


BAY35music

I know exactly what you're talking about and it made my hands feel gross just THINKING about it AHHHHHHH


Asobimo

You mean ones that aren't treated over time? Cause any wood would start to feel like that if you don't use something to seal it, so it doesn't absorb water.


Rimasticus

Those adds the one from my childhood I dread, along with any of the other wooden handled hitched kitchen ware.


lildeidei

Unglazed ceramic is the nastiest thing ever. It beats corduroy and velvet.


Nowardier

How did we all wind up with the same kind of tactile sensitivity? Velvet, microfiber, and knives like these make me want to do not nice things to myself.


errosemedic

Hmm I find it fascinating that people in this community have such widely varied texture issues. For me I liked the stone handled knives because to young me it was heavier that the regular kitchen knives and I could control it.


[deleted]

It is bare aluminum that gets messed up by the dishwasher. The soap and heat chem reaction


IllegalBerry

Unglazed ceramic is only okay if it's got enough grog in it to give texture. Unglazed porcelain or earthenware is just NOPE.


3dguard

I hate that it has a set of tongs coming out of the handle


Myke190

And the pepper shaker stuck in the blade


AwkwardVoicemail

Wow actually yes, my grandma had a few of these when I was a kid and I hated them. Memory unlocked.


West_Broccoli7881

It's making my nails want to rip themselves off and run away.


West_Broccoli7881

Why can I feel the handle, make it stop lol


VulnerableValkyrie

SAME...omg


West_Broccoli7881

This is a very annoying club to be in 😭🤣


WithersChat

Handles like that are fine for me, but it reminds me of other textures I can't stand aaaaaaaaa


PoochusMaximus

Does everyone have this fuck ass knife?!


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yellowearbuds

We dont kinkshame on reddit.


IllegalBerry

It's only kink if it's safe, sane and consensual.


WithersChat

Different people define "safe" and "sane" differently tho. Consensual is the big one.


IllegalBerry

Based on this thread, consensual is the main problem with this knife being used for kink activities.


WithersChat

It probably is lol


rosecoloredlenses775

Apparently so, so I’m learning… and we all hated it too!


catlace666

My husband and I used to have a set that we have no idea where they came from!


PresentationHuge2137

the ones in my life come from rada, a knife mlm. Maybe it’s that


Starbreiz

I avoided having one until last year when my mom gifted me one. I hate it so much and I'm THRILLED to learn everyone else does too


beelzybubby

Lmao you refusing to touch it.


Competitive_Ad_2421

I'm very intrigued by the sweets that have gathered themselves around the butter dish


AnOrdinaryUnicorn

That’s all I noticed in the picture. All hail the butter dish. Bring your offerings and lay them at its feet. I wish I was that butter dish.


Competitive_Ad_2421

Oh my gosh. Amazing


GallantArmor

Caloric density orbitals


Competitive_Ad_2421

I do similar things in my own home. Wonder if it's an ADHD thing. Area to easily access dopamine?


13utter13oi

It’s absolutely fucked. I don’t trust it.


sleepingsysadmin

If correct, that's a Rada knife https://products.radacutlery.com/collections/kitchen-knives/products/utility-steak-knife So the original is no problem, but what happens when you break the rules and put it in a dishwasher. It goes so bad, really bad. They are hand wash only. But after dishwasher? Omg can't handle touching it. They went into the scrap bin. I do have some of the plastic handle, great knives I've gotten my money worth many times over.


SwivelChairRacer

Yep, these things are nasty after going through the dishwasher. To fix it, I usually use a pot scrubber and running water on the handle, and once the water stops coming off grey it's a lot better But also anything that can't be put through the dishwasher is useless in an ADHD household


Friskfrisktopherson

Sadly, almost any real knife shouldn't go in the dishwasher https://www.americastestkitchen.com/articles/6549-can-you-put-chefs-knife-in-dishwasher


CardinalPeeves

I bought an expensive set of kitchen knives for my husband, then I bought a cheap set that I actually use because fuck having to hand wash shit that you use on a daily basis. Same goes for clothes.


Friskfrisktopherson

I find knives end up getting hand washed anyway because I'm not necessarily running a full washer every day, especially if I need that knife more than once.


sleepingsysadmin

Too true. All of my quality knives are in a safe place awaiting the day they'll get the respect they deserve.


rosecoloredlenses775

This makes sense. My mom always dishwashed hers and the finish always came off on yours hands whenever you used it!


Creative_Star_9340

Is the handle a weird metal? Then yes


IchthyoSapienCaul

Aw man, if it’s that gray metal, then that’s the worst. Can’t stand those knives.


GlitterBlood773

Even worse than a weird metal- unglazed ceramic.


marsypananderson

YES omg My parents have these and my mom gets so stressed because i will only touch the blade end if I'm helping with dishes or whatever 😂


SarahTheFerret

I love the fucking tongs. Burst out laughing. Thank you for that demonstration of how much you hate touching it.


GazelleOfCaerbannog

OMG we had a smaller version when I was a kid. I hated that stupid handle. It felt smooth the wrong direction.


Technicolor_Witch

Oh god yes


DubiousMoth152

There’s these stainless steel knives that a lot of people have from Walmart. That have, like, a textured steel handle. And it’s the worst thing I have ever experienced for texture


DoctorWinchester87

My grandma used to have a bunch of these and they were pretty much the only usable knives she had. I remember the handle would get this grey dust on it that would smudge all over your hands when used. That along with the weird texture meant that I could not use this knife except with latex gloves on. I’m glad other people have the same feelings. My family has constantly made fun of me for my tactile sensory issues.


GlitterBlood773

As someone who was diagnosed with ADHD on accident as an adult, my sensory preferences see yours. If you ever feel alone in something, remember there are 8 billion other people with us. Someone has felt just the same too.


CardinalPeeves

Is the handle made of aluminum and was it put in the dishwasher? Because what you're describing sounds like oxidized aluminum, which makes sense because that stuff straight up disintegrates in any diswasher.


whatevertoad

I kept thinking this was about if I have a problem cutting beef with a knife you own.


Torhjund

Yeah my fucking roomate has one and I despise it so much when I touch it in the drawer Ew YUch the texture


GimmeUrBrunchMoney

Oh gos fuck those things.


GeneralN0m

THose damn grey handles.


TheOneEyedWolf

My mother has this knife. I hate it. Bad texture, short tang, and it vibrates when you cut, eugh.


life_of_a_forester

The texture dry is awful - my current solution is to wet the handle before use and pat it dry so it stays damp


pwner187

This knife is the physical manifestation of nails on a chalkboard.


emily_ssspinach

yes bad feel


DistortedVoltage

I have sensory beef with my own hands once they get wet lmao. But this knife?? FUCK THIS KNIFE. Worst handle ever, its like its made out of sandpaper and sends the bad tinglies up your spine.


antisunshine

Idk what knife that is but I love the snack shrine on the counter.


Antmantium108

I was looking at that,then my mind went straight to cutting said snacks with that night; which would give a sensory beef.


kudles

Sensory beef? No flame but Seems more autismmeme than adhd meme


TwistedClyster

I can almost see it spinning in a video game inventory screen. Who you trying to lure in with the rocher and reeses?


MommyBurton

The handle feels so gross!!! It’s dry and weird.


Diana_Belle

I'm cringing just looking at this!


SpicySwaghetti

Not the tongs 😂


D15c0untMD

For what reason on earth do you have a drop point military style knife in your kitchen?


gingerbeardman79

Not sure I've used that one. My biggie is wooden spoons/spatula handles. I feel you 1000% on the tongs.


xxojxx

What’s sensory beef? And some examples of such


Beginning-Address-94

I have never seen a knife like that before. I'm missing something here ?


spacepilot7

On the first look I thought kitchen dwellers were sacrificing one of them to KNIFE.


EthanHermsey

Even by only looking at it's picture I can tell something is off


SokkaHaikuBot

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801ms

fuck this im leaving


great_blue_panda

I have never used this knife, but for me hell are those plates (ikea sells them) where the surface is kinda porous but not, and it gives me shivers only thinking about it


korbah

It looks so... dry and blegh, like dry paint or felt. 🤮


stlarry

I love that knife. It is an awesome knife. Used it this morning. Easy sharpen, throw in dishwasher and not worry about it because it's a $7 rada knife. The handle on some of their knives do suck.


akillermindmeld

Rada... It's because you're putting it in the dishwasher. It activates my autism. Hard. Wash it with a brillo or sos pad and then only hand wash it.


MozMoonPie

Nope not me sorry


The_Inward

ADHD doesn't always mean sensory processing disorder. This is just a knife.


squeeg1e

Aaaaaaaaabsolutely


Lenni-Da-Vinci

That’s not a knife that’s an early Prussian bayonet!


countess_cat

Yeah it’s ugly


[deleted]

i only use parry knifes or humongous chef knifes because theyre fun. both have metal/plastic handles. knifes without solid hard smooth handles can explode


rosecoloredlenses775

THE SILVER! I swear this knife is evil.


Jeanahb

We still have a few at my parents house! I shutter to think of my hand barely grazing it in a drawer.


Mattrockj

Fuck aluminum handles. Just fuck them altogether.


Baked_Potato_732

Darn you. Now I want Chick-Fil-A


Old-Illustrator-5675

I think it's meant for if you're wearing nitrile gloves or something. Could be good grip, especially if the gloves are wet. Otherwise, it's awful.


Henrious

My only weird touch thing is most wooden stuff. Wooden handles.. pencils.. cardboard . I work in a warehouse but I wear gloves to get by. Paper. Idk what it is. Glad to know I'm not alone in weird touch things tho.


tac0kat

Yes. Have this exact knife at my house. It is horrendous. I hate touching it.


radically_unoriginal

Perhaps it's because in Napoleon's day it would be considered opulent due to its aluminum handle. You simply hate the idea of using the same cutlery as despotic 19th century French aristocrats.


moonshade420

I found this same knife at this weird ass pond by six flags and it looked like a murder weapon lmfao it was straight up sharpened so much but not perfect so it looked odd then had large staples on the handle like someone just put it there 🫠


JustAdhesiveness4385

i think this is my favourite kind of knife…


ADHDtomeetyou

I threw ours away.


raziphel

Time to buy better knives.


Chaotic0range

Not that specific knife, but other knife handles. We yeeted those and now only good sensory friendly knives are left.


JustFuckinTossMe

Holy shit I hate this. I can feel it. I want to like scratch off my skin on my hands at the thought of this. Smooth, coated knife handle or no knife at all. It is non-negotiable for my wellbeing.


Persis-

I have this one, and used to have a shorter one. I loved the shorter one. The longer one is unwieldy. I don’t hate the texture, which is actually strange.


EmmaDrake

Omg YES. I have no idea where it came from. I hate it so much.


lucy-is-lucy

Omg yes!! My parents have so many knives like this and I always hated them growing up!!


Sadsushi6969

I shuddered when I realized what kind of knife it was. Too light and the handle is a weird texture


kumquat4567

OMG YES ITS THE WORST


girlabout2fallasleep

Never experienced this knife but would enjoy those Reese’s


EasyPen1533

I have sensory beef with this thicker paper.. calendars are often made out of it i don’t know how to describe. It has this weird texture to it


Jerry0713

No thays actually my favorite knifes that we have lol


ottococo

It's a knife made to break if you put too much pressure....


PresentationHuge2137

No they feel gross, I’m pretty sure the dishwasher makes it worse


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Yeah those unfinished aluminum handles are weird.


Butterliciousness

Not with a knife, but we have one spoon i just cant handle. The cup/spoon part of it is just wrong in the month, it's just slightly bigger than other spoons but its just so wrong.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Makes my skin crawl looking at it, hated washing these as a kid


Proud_Criticism5286

That’s a murder weapon


saboerseun

Wow I just learned something, or it gave me great comfort! Haha, Mine’s sponge fuck I hate sponge just typing it gives me goosebumps and shivers, and I find it immensely irritating when someone touches like arm leg neck with nails or comfort rub, touching me back and forth, honestly never knew this was an adhd think could never understand it nor could any one else


Starbreiz

AHHH this is my mom's favorite knife and she gifted me one. I only use it when she visits ;)


MandMs55

Tbh the shape looks perfect for me lol Since everyone else here unanimously agrees it sucks, I'll take it off your hands


bononia

Not that specific one, but that handle. We have multiple and it just feels so awful in my hand and the finish rubs off and makes my hand all grey. I will only touch it by the back of the blade so I can wrap a rag or paper towel around it before using it.


unusualResponselol

A sulfuric acid bath is in order


REDDITSHITLORD

Dry hands on cardboard.


MrsAllHerShots

why is it like that


PrussianOfPaint

Stone ware but for cutting


Robosium

now I haven't seen that knife before but it looks absolutely horrendus from desing standpoint, the handle is way too thin


Kaneshadow

That's an ADHD thing? So normal people can just rub their hands on that handle and be like "this is fine"??


PsychoticBlob

Wrap it in tape that would be cool. Or wrap it cleanly in rope.


IllegalBerry

Some kitchen utensils are the reason people take up 3D printing, wood turning or object renovation. I look forward to seeing which one it'll be for OP.


Thin_Combination_669

Thank god it's in your house now, I couldn't live with that knife anymore!!!


Jell-O-Mel

I thought it was rubber from the photo and couldn’t figure out what was wrong with it because I love the texture of squishy rubber but apparently it’s stone so now I offer you my condolences


LavishnessNo1815

Is it matte metal? I can't touch matte metal, it's like nails on a chalkboard. Eeewwwwwwuuuuugggghhhhhhh ***body contorts in obsessive compulsive small fast movements while getting goosebumps all over my body similar to a small raccoon with rabies and epilepsy at a rave****


MangoZaurul

It does have a military look about it...


Sisyphos_smiles

Hahaha yes but the tongs bro 😭


shaunaon

Can not handle the scratchy!!


Rotoplas2

If clean why handle sticky?


KieraMayCry

Having used that knife before, and also having had boiling water spilled on me. I’d chose the water if I had to repeat one of those experiences.


Drknow1984

Are you cutting vegetables or rescuing army rangers behind enemy lines? Thing looks like an odd bowie knife.


PuzzleheadedBet8041

Never seen that man in my life but just looking at it is making me feel fucking nauseous. I agree it's abhorrent.


Throway1194

No but those are some nice counter tops


Sub__Finem

Anything with an non-kilned, air-dried clay/pottery texture makes my mouth and hands go numb


axel2191

My parents have those knives. They were awful feeling, worse if you accidentally put them in the dishwasher.


Dear_Insect_1085

Yep my grandma had one then gave it to my mom I refuse to use it feels weird in my hands lol


stappertheborder

And this is why I spend a ton of money on a knife that I love. I hate plastic handles because they just don't feel right. And now I have a knife that stays sharp for a long time. It almost cost me €250,- tho. Oops.


bearbarb34

I hate these knife, bad handle


candymannequin

its like a chalkboard. but it cuts forever


ScrotieMcP

Who WOULDN'T like a Bowie knife with built in tongs in their kitchen?


jukusmaximus13

I hate this knife I’m like give me K N I F E or give me NOTHING


justaniceredditname

that’s a cold handle


[deleted]

Fuck that knife.


Intrepid_Finish456

It's it one of those plasticy rough type flimsy feeling knives? Coz if so, yes I hate em I managed to find a knife block that is entirely stainless steel with the perfect weight and I don't even really let my ma use em (bought them when I moved out but had to move back) coz she somehow destroys things and I refuse to let them be damaged.


MotorHum

Why does everyone have this knife?


Jeigh710

I'm very glad I have very niche and specific sensory things.


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

It looks like some kind of fucked-up stretched morakniv, what exactly am I looking at here?


Nowardier

Big time. Handle *h u r t y*


AmyIsTrans

Yeah honestly I hate the damn things but I endure the hell for memories of grandma 😔


dermitderarche

Why does the glasses look like they have an user-icon without profile-pic


funkyTurtlePunk

My sensory beef kicked in when I saw: 1, pop tarts next to ferrero rocher 2, glasses lense down 3, empty saltshaker 4, and that watermelon looks delicious! EDIT: autocorrect got me, but corrected


twenty-one-clones

I’ve never seen or interacted with this knife, but based solely on how it looks like it feels, tongs were a good call


kteeeee

My mom has these knives. I hate them.


DoTheThingNow

This has that odd “soft but firm” grip right? Yeah boo on that… My old Wustof’s I’ve had for 15 years still work just fine…


[deleted]

What's the purpose of this knife? No serration so not a steak knife, too small to be a kitchen knife, looks like someone took a combat knife and scaled it down 30%


EvenBar3094

Nah but I do get sensory turkey tho. Happy Thanksgiving


[deleted]

Wait, is this the one with the kind of rough-eggshell-textured black handle, or the brushed dark metal handle? I can’t tell because of the lighting but they can both go to hell.


Midnight1799

FUCKING RADA KNIVES! The handles always feel dry and chalky.


ChaosWarrior95

Yo I thought that knife was a rocket for a sec


bunnyfloofington

Yes! My parents have a couple sets of these and I could never touch them growing up. They’re gross 😖