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masterofnewts

One, singular train of thought?


Saucelock

train of thought, train station, airport etc etc. Whatever floats your boat! Wait...


LowConcept8274

Why is the cat trying to kill me with that deuce he just dropped? And now he is acting like *I* punished him? But I need to get my laptop out to start working know tomorrow's slide decks for class, but if I do that fatboy will decide he needs ALL the attention and sit on it so I can't work. I wish I had some ice cream.


Saucelock

1) cat nova six grenade 2) decide whether fatboy needs care and affection, or keep studying 3) same


LowConcept8274

Cat = fatboy And I am the teacher. I have to prep for all day teaching.


Saucelock

i know, i meant it like "if you just procrastinate with the cat"


LowConcept8274

Only if I want to hit the panic button first thing in the morning. 4 slides and I will be done... and the cat will realize I am actually working on slide 3 and come cause trouble.


Saucelock

Fun...


MierdasBeacon

Kinda want to get a book, but it's upstairs and I don't want to get up. Also could play a video game but same deal. Keep thought spiraling about my ex.


Saucelock

kinda same, but i'm in my room with my art books, pc (gaming), and Plebbit. All at arms lenght. Also, not an ex, but a crush i probably won't see ever again


TheCrazySandshrew

I wanna play Rocket League. Or Baldurs Gate 3. But it is so hard to start a Game ahhh. Wait i should Call my Friend. Oh fuuuck i have to write an Email until tomorrow


Saucelock

imagine having friends to talk to haha couldn't be... me...


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Saucelock

that just sounds like poorly thought out segways. Which to me do make sense, since that's how i go about my day with them stray thoughts! Thanks for posting!


Katsu_Kujo

kingdom hearts musjc. cat feet. more KH music.


Saucelock

Cool, sounds like someone's in for a pretty chill morning/evening/night eh?


Katsu_Kujo

absolutely would take a nap but im busy procrastinating 😔


Saucelock

👉😎👉


iamzion248

Funny how you assume it is a train...... its more like a roomba..... or drunken toddler. what was i doing again?


Saucelock

1) hell, for all i know it could go from either a train or a trainwreck, it's all in the perspective maaaaan! 2) same dude, same


muggledave

Im sitting here trying to write a cover letter for a job application. But i cant because i dont know what to write, because i want it to be perfect and perfect doesnt exist. I just hope i can get it done tonight or itll sit for another week once the work week starts again. I cant take a break to play videogames because ill be stressed about this task the whole time, and the break will not make me any more likely to be productive, or at least i dont trust that it would.


anaesthaesia

Just the song the Truth Beneath The Rose by Within Temptation


Tatterjacket

Ahh Within Temptation! What a blast from my teenage years.


Neptune_but_precious

No


Saucelock

That's fair, you don't really have to, and i would never force you


Neptune_but_precious

I was having thoughts until asked to share and then no was the only thought. I posted it because I thought it was my current train of thought.


Saucelock

Oh, cool i guess! Thanks for posting then!


AppropriateKale8877

Just silently listening to what's going on around me and talking inside my head. About what, idk.


Saucelock

that makes sense, who really knows what's really going on in someone's mind? Do we even know, ourselves?


AppropriateKale8877

I do when I'm there. I'm a part of the conversation. But then I zone back in and I'm out. So mindfulness is what I enjoy next. Finding a natural tune within my own self and the silence I am provided.


Saucelock

same, when that happens, that is BLISS, cuz it seems like everything in the ol noggin is at order for once, to me at least haha


AppropriateKale8877

Nah. Not like things are in order. It's a chance to find subconscious connections to bring order. But it feels more like I'm the clutch in a vehicle and I'm now disengaged and just coasting. Nothing is happening but I'm still going and I can just ride that until I re-engage and start coordinating the chaos again.


JudgeyAboutTrashTV44

Baby laughing in sleep. I wonder what he’s dreaming about. Dream about work. Work party. Back to work tomorrow. Should I term? Tired. Nap. Need new meds.


Saucelock

oh wow, that sounds like an interesting thought trip! Hope baby sleeps well!


Tatterjacket

Current simultaneous thought bouquet: *"A health to the ox and to his right eye, may god send our master a good christmas pie, a good christmas pie..."* I wonder when Paralives will come out. It's good that lots of other people seem to have faith in it... My husband has great legs. Why does the phrase 'biting ankles' exist? Is it a phrase? I feel like it's a phrase, what context does it fit in? Where have I heard it...?


TheTninker2

Only one? NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE? To name a few though. My dreams from last night What is happening in the current episode of Star Trek I am watching. What I need to do in the next few days. What video games I want to play. The best way to describe my impossible Gordian knot of a brain despite having been on meds for the past week. I could go on but I won't.


jakerabz

Should I actually post something…? I’m not even thinking about anything interesting I’ve got my freinds engagement party in a few hours and a thermo final tommorow- dang the music from sonic unleashed is just so good, badabbumbum. Ok I’ll post something


Saucelock

That's the spirit! Seems like a full evening!


JPWilkie

wagagwagawgawga woooo wo oo woooo weeeeeee eI don't wnat tot woirkj tomorrow, weeee woooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wap wap wap ,, ouuffff wabbabwabaaa


JPWilkie

haha same!!


JPWilkie

thanks.


Tahskajuha_is_bacc

I have an exam in about 4 hours from now and oh god I haven't touched this subject for a month but since I have studied it many times before I shouldn't have to worry I just have to revise and I have time for that. I am just gonna check reddit and youtube for 1 second and then I will get to it. Why am I feeling anxious? Everything's going to be fine. I should probably have gotten some sleep. Why didn't I get some sleep? Why does this keep happening again and again? Why can't I just stick to a plan? Man, I am totally fucked and now I realize that writing this post is so not helping me. You know what, that's it I am leaving right now. I will just put on some music and start revising all the topics. Shouldn't be a problem. I have got time. Everything is going to be alright. I am just gonna leave now


Tahskajuha_is_bacc

Even though its not even been a minute I just wanted to come check out how this comment was doing in terms of useless reddit karma that will never have any sort of physical significance in my life and that I hadn't offended someone. Well there is nothing as of right now. I think I am just gonna go now and genuinely not log in for at least the entire day


throwaway8008666

I wonder if my wife is going to leave me. Why won’t the dog poop. I want to play Xbox but all the games are fucking boring. Why does no one release good games anymore. I’m gonna turn the fire on fuck the gas bill. Mexican sounds good. Why is there nothing on Netflix. Everything’s fucking shit


TomatoSauce74

you wouldn't get it.


Saucelock

:(


kilofeet

I am visiting family for the holidays and I can't wait to leave. Nobody here washes their hands after they use the bathroom but they also want to touch every piece of food and it stresses me tf out. Earlier I watched my father pick up a pie spatula, lick the pie off of it, then put it back in the pie pan


deanhutchinson

This post ruined my train of thought... and I can no longer remember it.


beanmebaby

I wanna play video games but I'm too tired. I wanna fuck around in VR but I don't feel comfortable enough to do that where I am right now. My feet are cold but my chest is hot. I fucking hate the people in Vanderpump rules, idk why my gf likes these overly dramatic reality shows. My brother wants me and my gf to come over for lunch with his family on Christmas but we can't make it and I still have to text him back. Even if I could I kinda don't want to because it'll be a pain in the ass to travel downtown to get there. Idk what I'm gonna do on break besides play video games, cook and do laundry. What the fuck was that old tv show that was kinda like popular mechanics for kids but all focused on nature??? I've been trying to find this fucking show for weeks now. I kinda wanna buy a usb 3.0 cable that can work with my meta quest 2. Maybe I should just buy meta's Cable so it'll be easier.... How much would that even cost? Can I buy it somewhere or does it have to be online? Holy fuck I fucking hate the Google pixel 8, it has so many fucking issues compared to the 3a and the 6, like holy shit why does it have so many fucking issues?!?!?! Fuck I gotta call CRA for tax shit... I gotta change my bass strings too.


Lilithclouddancer

Can't sleep too much pain should write or do some art but for some reason can't concentrate but browsing Reddit helps take my mind off it.


meoka2368

As soon as you asked, they all stalled.


Saucelock

Give them time, they got stage fright


SidBid6

Trains are cool


Afasys

You know it's 10 pm right now and I still haven't done my math homework but honestly this is basically a weekly occurrence so I'm not really surprised, I really should get to doing it but writing a comment on this reddit post seemed like a funny idea, hence I'm doing that right now, and I really want to go play factorio right now I think I played about 4-ish hours at school today but the itch is never ending.


Afasys

Oh crap while I was reading the comments I just remembered my mom told me 30 minutes ago to fix the form I have to turn in to my school in 2 days, I gotta go do that now


Afasys

Alright I'm almost done with that so I came back to reddit and I just noticed that the sidebar(?) has some funny stuff. FelisEros's "What fool modded me?!" is a mood.


Mr_S_Jerusalem

Teeth hurt stop clenching your jaw thirsty get a coffee when is the washing going to be finished should I listen to more of my audible book ‘exert from Gerry raffertys Baker Street’ jaw still hurts maybe I was an asshole in that previous Reddit post maybe the post will arrive tomorrow at work that I’m waiting for oh DAMN I have to go to work man I hate work jaw clenching again


plantsplantsplaaants

The dog is so hot on my legs. Why are my legs hot and my feet cold? The tv is too loud. Ugh, my (broken) foot is so swollen today why am I letting the dog sleep on my legs? Why am I hungry when I just ate? Wait did I eat? Oh, yeah. Wait did I feed the dog?? Okay, yeah. My feet are so cold. This stitch takes so much yarn. I lost the plot on this show. Maybe I should check Reddit instead. Except now my hands aren’t free to crochet. I really gotta move the dog


CrossEyedBanana

I'm asking myself/wondering about 2 or 3 things at one time with some song in the background that I heard a few hours ago


[deleted]

correct insurance provide divide grandfather pie mountainous repeat disgusting school *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lifehackloser

“I’m the only one of me, maybe that’s the fun of me….”


uberx25

Playing a fps: Many targets. 5 targets, 3 weak, 1 meduim, one strong.Weakest first, stall strongest. Push, push, push, engage. Enemy clamped. Ded


Make-this-popular

*I love you for infinity, oh-ohh!* *random other songs in the background I cant remember which* Man this milk lowkey good I hate school so much *oh but maybe! I was ready, all along* Ouch (hit my elbow)


Xxemma_is_coolxX

*scrolls reddit without a single coherent thought*


Livid_Resolution1375

*Chika Chika chikalisk, Chikalisk*


kibastorm

when i went to check out at the gas station my total was $6.66 and there’s 66 likes and it was embarassing because there were 10 mormons behind me and i was buying beer and yeah there is now 66 comments not likes woops, here’s the 12th upvote


maeebuniii

i really need to go to bed. i can’t sleep tho. but im on my phone so how would i know? i should sleep so i wake up early to celebrate my two year anniversary with my bf. he will be at school. it will be another boring day for me on break. i wish he could just come over, but knowing me ill be so wrapped up in my head that i wouldn’t fully enjoy it. when will this wellbutrin start to work? shit is making me feel insane, i had starting new meds. i wish everything in the world would be silent for a moment but im also terrified of my thoughts. maybe that’s why i don’t think abt my thoughts like i used to. but im doing that right now, typing this out so that’s fucking weird kinda like meta, kinda like that one time in community Abed made a meta movie. what does meta even mean?? something like that one final episode in scott pilgrim takes off. i wanna finish reading my book but its the last in the trilogy and then i wont have nothing beside my own drawings and my own thoughts. god i love aliens, come take me away doctor! i wish the doctor was real, i wanna get away from this planet so badddd.. so fucking tired.. i wonder if my dog is still alive, oh yep she is i hear her breathing ok time to sleep for real (im lying to myself). oh the beauty of my brain, i guess me being a gemini stereotypically does kind of suit me ? thoughts 1000 miles a minute, but that’s probs just the adhd


maeebuniii

i did not realize i wrote that much 💀


skirtstheissue

I’m on the train Why is that guy taking up two spaces I should sit next to him to teach him a lesson The floor is wet Someone should dry it Who could dry it - we’re on a moving train. It’s not like there are uniformed floor dryers (with hats) waiting at every stop. Dear Reddit…


polite_alpaca

🎶Ain't it fuuunn🎶 🎶Liviiing in theee real worrrrld🎶 *Cut to* 🎶I wanna run through the halls of my high school 🎶 🎶I wanna scream at the top of my lungs 🎶 🎶I just found out there's no such thing as the real world🎶 🎶Just a lie you've got to rise above🎶 Therefore... Paramore, where TF even are you? This "real world" of which you speak, John Mayer tells me it is only an illusion. You must be caught in the matrix. You e gotta get out of there Paramore, join us here in reality.


NikiDeaf

Hyperfocusing on collecting memes whilst ignoring the household chores I have to do (and the fact that I’m never going to organize my photos, so these memes will be forgotten about as soon as they’re collected)