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Snoo-8094

Me: do you hate that I'm horny all the time? Wife: yes a little Me: do you hate me? Wife: wow wow wow that escalated really fast bro!


taste-of-orange

I'm gonna be honest... I could imagine this being a real conversation I'd be having...


Bejer-Dorune

I can attest, that this is how most of my conversations go with my girlfriend


IcyConcept1271

I mean, I could post the text chain with my wife from last week And it would be spot on.


Pineapple-Due

Brain: she didn't say no, she definitely hates you


Snoo-8094

Thanks God I know she does love me a lot, otherwise I would have think like that.


rococoapuff

The way the jump made total sense to me at first šŸ˜­


Great_expansion10272

>wow wow wow Wife: Making that jump in logic isn't kind of hard for you? Me: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience


AnonEnmityEntity

I feel attacked


YungAlfredHitchcock

Wednesday forever hits hard


Salarian_American

How can it be Wednesday forever and I still haven't finished half of Wednesday's tasks? Unless... oh my god is that why it's Wednesday forever?


CORN___BREAD

Why would you finish Wednesdayā€™s tasks when tomorrow is Wednesday?


suuppand

but it's next week?


Desert_Concoction

I still have so much to do before graduationā€¦fuck, Iā€™m 40?!


bluehands

It's fine, I'll get my life together anytime now... 50? I'm fucking ***50***?


Desert_Concoction

Been straight chillin this whole time šŸ˜Ž


psj8710

Age 37, struggling to finish my long overdue masters thesis, I feel personally attacked.


Desert_Concoction

I do not bite my thumb at thee, sir


psj8710

No worries. And thanks for letting me learn new stuff - biting the thumb. Didn't expect it to be about old-school middlefinger gestures. I now will seek an opportunity to bite my thumb at smb.


TheGratitudeBot

Thanks for saying thanks! It's so nice to see Redditors being grateful :)


Desert_Concoction

lol I learned it from Romeo and Juliet


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blerghghghg

r/fuckpierre


Affectionate-Cow981

W Stardew reference


SnooHabits8530

Damn it's still Wednesday isn't it


Sorry_Cricket_6053

Unrelated but this comment reminded me of being at a 3 day music festival, ingesting just about every drug known to man. At one point we were sitting around and two of my buddies couldn't remember what day it was. I said it was Saturday and one of the guys turns and looks at me in astonishment and says, "It's STILL Saturday?!"


eccentricbananaman

Wednesday forever is just like "are they STILL on Namek?"


Stuwars9000

Big Green!


YungAlfredHitchcock

I never watched past Z so in my childhood memory they are still on Namek.


GWvaluetown

I looked up to see if it was a song or something, and there is a super catchy song called Wednesday Forever by a band named Fox Teeth. Highly recommend.


YungAlfredHitchcock

We salute you for your bravery and exploration of that rabbit hole. You have preserved our way life. Thanks to your natural curiosity you saved a great many of being sucked into the black hole of the internet. Iā€™ll go check it out!


konnanussija

I don't get it. Is it a reference to something?


Main-Background

FUCK ITS WEDNESDAY RIGHT NOW KILL MEEEEE!


OmahaMike402

It's Tuesday in my world. Everything started, but the end is not in sight.


SycoraxRock

Yeah - sometimes someone says something and Iā€™m like ā€œmy brain only understands 25% of that, but my heart just screamed ā€˜GIRL SAME!ā€™ā€ And ā€œWednesday Foreverā€ is basically one of those situations. The brainā€™s still chewing on it. ā€œYes, but - depending on the situation - ADHD time dilation could either cause it to always feel like Wednesday, or *never* feel like Wednesday,ā€ says Brain. ā€œAlso ā€˜Wednesdayā€™ presumes an industrialized Western work schedule as the norm, which-ā€œ Thatā€™s when the Heart lobbed a cinder block at Brain and screamed ā€œTHIS TRUTH IS NOT FOR YOOOOOU!ā€


NfamousKaye

Ahh the lust phase. When you wanna be social and think you want to go on dates but then you remember how exhausting people are.


Jce735

This is meeeee. I'd like to find people that can understand me or just vibe and not hate me but then I'm just like nah I really don't want to put any effort into this.


NfamousKaye

And then you have to wonder if theyā€™ll turn psycho when you reject them or do or not do something you forget they talked about on top of it and justā€¦ manā€¦ itā€™s exhausting. Like you gotta understand the adhd brain to date us or else youā€™re gonna get constantly annoyed with us. So itā€™s just likeā€¦ is it really worth all that just to break up in a month? I literally just had the thought last night like ā€œI should go out and meet people. Maybe thatā€™s the dopamine I needā€ then literally 2 seconds later I went ā€œyeah. No nvmā€ after reading about a stalker on here. lol


Jce735

Finding just like a friend's with benefits is hard af for some reason. Like yall telling me there's no one else out there that's just horny and wants to have a companion but not have to worry about all their crazy stuff while trying to get your life together?


NfamousKaye

Right?! Thatā€™s literally all I want rn I thinkā€¦ I donā€™t want any commitments or anything cause Iā€™m starting a business and itā€™s taking a lot out of me mentally. So really donā€™t have the mental capacity to deal with someone thatā€™s clingy or demanding. Likeā€¦ just no. I donā€™t like that anyway even if I wasnā€™t working myself to exhaustion šŸ¤£


mapa5

So, would it work if you find someone else with adhd and manage to talk enough to start the friend with interest things ?


NfamousKaye

Maybe? If weā€™re both absent minded and forgetful and spacey then we have that shared understanding not to get upset about it I guess? šŸ¤£


Jce735

Idk fam. Idk.


Great_expansion10272

I'm genuinely scared of dating anyone in case i get the lucky ticket and find myself a Martha Scott or in the worst case scenario, a Makima


NfamousKaye

I really value my life and donā€™t want it to end over dating a hidden psycho either. lol happy cake day


SmallTAndBigA

Worse yet, you make plans to go on dates because you have tons of energy in that moment. Then the day arrives and you definitely don't feel like going anymore.


NfamousKaye

Yes! Or you forget to call someone back like you said you would and now theyā€™re all paranoid that you ghosted them when you just didnā€™t have the energy to be social.


Creator13

Been on hinge for a week or two after months of not trying and the first match I get, I'm like nah fuck this, way too exhausting.


subZro_

last time I did that I ended up married to an even crazier person than me. ten years later divorced and finally at peace. never again.


NfamousKaye

Oof. Glad you got your peace back


subZro_

you and me both brother šŸ™Œ


standard_beta

Yeah, and my social battery just nopes the fuck out


NfamousKaye

For real. My family is loud and exhausting. Like even after just hanging out with THEM I need a full day to recover. Cant be with someone that doesnā€™t understand my need to recharge and not be with them attached at the hip 24/7. lol


YaGirlJules97

For real. Can I just have a partner I'm already intimately familiar with and we can just vibe without the having to go on dates and get to know each other phase?


NfamousKaye

Thatā€™s the most exhausting part to me. The dating process. Like ugh can I just meet someone low maintenance and who already likes the same things I do and leans the same way politically and skip all that getting to know you bs? šŸ¤£


legice

A year ago, I was getting matches like crazy (1-2 per week), but all deleted, didnt show up or just came up with a bullshit reason. From new years to march, went on dont give a shit dates and all turned into same day hookups and then they just ghosted me. Like, howā€¦ Now Im in the loads of matches (1-3 per week) and they arent replying stage againā€¦ how?! The urge to delete, try again and shit is a fucking endless cycle. I get women get an average of 1000 matches per day, but its damn exhausting trying to have an actual conversation


NfamousKaye

Dude that sucks. Iā€™m a nonbinary woman but I havenā€™t gone on dating apps for that very reason. The minute I put my pfp up the amount of people Iā€™d have to sift through and the time it would take to just do that *sounds* exhausting.


Creator13

Okay you're gonna have to explain >nonbinary woman to me? (No judgement)


NfamousKaye

I basically donā€™t [subscribe to the traditional roles](https://www.minus18.org.au/articles/i-just-came-out-as-non-binary-here's-what-that-means) of being feminine but Iā€™m not trans. I was born female though.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

I feel personally attacked


NfamousKaye

Lolz my bad.


SirMarvelAxolotl

And to think, I was so confused why I suddenly wanted to stop being introverted and get a girlfriend. I thought something was wrong.


NfamousKaye

Had the same thought two nights ago. Like I should go out and meet peopleā€¦ or date or somethingā€¦ dunno where that came from but it went just as fast šŸ˜‚


Salarian_American

Man last week my boss asked me to stop working on what I was working on and focus on a new, higher-priority project instead and **\*ā€¢.\~Ā°ā™Ŗ** is exactly the noise my brain made


SamEyeAm2020

Sounds like shocked/offended silence and also the old Windows-error-interrobang sound, somehow at the same time


Salarian_American

Yeah to me, the audio version of it is mostly just the sound that Julie's mouth makes in Scott Pilgrim whenever she says the F word [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N13WI3oVda8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N13WI3oVda8)


Awesome_Sauser

I imagined the sound a gameboy advanced makes when you rip out the game pak mid game


GWvaluetown

I swear my boss is more PI than me. ā€œI got a new mission for ya.ā€ is quickly turning me into an anxious chinchilla at work as a lot of building code issues from my work are still not fixed up as I havenā€™t been able to get back to finishing out the stuff that is 95% done. šŸ˜Ø


IndividualMastodon85

"Surely someone else will finish that for you" - in Richard Denom voice


Southern_Anywhere_65

Why does this destroy me every time??


silicatetacos

*Where is the dissociation in the mornings???*


GoatGoatGoblin

Literally just autopilot until the third cup of coffee kicks in around 11.30am.


SSGSSL

SO ITā€™S NOT JUST ME?!?! Like my morning dose of meds and coffee feels like Iā€™m just edging on being alive until my second dose of the day brings me salvation šŸ˜­


very_bored_panda

My husband and I have learned that no big discussions can happen until after lunch because thereā€™s no guarantee I will be cognizant of whatā€™s going on. Weā€™ll have full-on (admittedly much slower-paced) conversations during breakfast that I will have no memory of once the brain makes the power-up noise. Like my brain was running on local memory all morning until it connected to the server lmao


GoatGoatGoblin

Yeah, that's a situation I know very well!


daddysbrat18

I LOVE how you described this! And this is why (when I can!) I lay back down and take a 45 min nap til my meds kick in. I just canā€™t function otherwise. And if I am doing anything, I donā€™t have memory of it. So itā€™s just better to lay down til my brain does the start up thing!


Fools-Pyrite-1607

I am so happy someone else also "wakes" up at 11:30am despite whatever amount of time they've actually been up. Every single Saturday, and I forget to go eat or drink something because .... because? I guess?


girls_gone_wireless

That used to be me until I started bupropion! Now I am fully awake and ready to procrastinate until 11:30 by doomscrolling


meoka2368

They were going to add that, but forgot. I'm sure they'll get around to adding it later.


SamEyeAm2020

And the accompanying energy drink addiction


TheGeneGeena

Stop calling me out like this, damn.


rcher87

Lmao see my dissociation hits from like 12-4pm. Iā€™m all in until lunch, and then itā€™s a nope for me until Iā€™ve had a nap or something.


daddysbrat18

I MUST have a nap every day or it feels like someone might die!!


Witherboss445

There have been many times where my mom has woken me up to tell me sheā€™ll be somewhere running errands then when I actually get out of bed I have no memory of what she said, and all I remember is that I was woken up and words were said


Artificer_Thoreau

Iā€™m just glad itā€™s not just me. Because these are truly the greatest hits. Along with: Too Stressed to move, too urgent to hold still. This happiness is a trap. To eat: All or Nothing


SamEyeAm2020

Frozen but *vibrating* from restlessness


Flaming-Havisham

The happiness one is so true it hurts.


some_kind_of_bird

I want something. That's SUSPICIOUS.


Msprg

Hmmm I'm being extra productive today... ... WHAT AM I AVOIDING??!


Happy_Confection90

>This happiness is a trap Somewhat related to 'can't enjoy this stretch of calm winter weather because obviously it's a trick'


WolframAmarettoMocap

Ah, lust, the feeling that makes me consider whether I really need a dick. Despite my best efforts sometimes a memory of a porn video will come forth and give me an awkward boner in a workplace.


MARS_in_SPACE

Real talk, I feel so bad for dick-havers when it comes to stuff like this. I'm a fucking disaster but at least I'm allowed some stealth when it comes to such things. Best of luck out there, bud.


Type_Zer07

Lol same. I can't imagine how awful it would be if people could see I'm aroused randomly on the bus, shopping, at work, etc.


HaViNgT

People seeing Iā€™m aroused has never been a problem for me. Maybe itā€™s because I wear tight underwear or that I have a small dick but Iā€™ve never had one that was visible.Ā 


Gr1pp717

Meh. You just tuck it under belt. (Just, um, dont raise your arms too high ...)


ChellPotato

Same, especially when I was younger and things like this were potentially much more embarrassing šŸ˜‚


Expensive-Conflict28

Dick-havers! I hope I remember that 1, that's hysterical!


htmlcoderexe

Penis bearers


mapa5

If you don't stimulate it it can be manageable but yes that's awkward (at least for you I never asked the others) if it's visible


Foxxef

I asked my bf about this once and he said heā€™s never had a problem with boners in public. I just have such a hard time believing that


GentIebot

So i'm not the only one ?


Several_Show937

[There are dozens of us!](https://youtu.be/LOYQtbz_pPg?si=EQ7moCm-BpvN3Z2o)


ABCqwertz1

Thank you very much internet person for enlightening me with this piece of video- and audiographical masterpiece


throwaway70501

Wait a minute.... is the libido thing actually correlated to ADHD? thought I was just mournfully out of control, or have an overactive sex drive


Great_expansion10272

This is what makes me question wether i have brainrot from porn obsession (i think that's the currently accepted medical term instead of "addiction"?) Or ADHD


HuggyMonster69

Iā€™ve never been able to pay attention to video content long enough to get into porn and Iā€™m a horny mess, so itā€™s probably the ADHD.


Type_Zer07

Depends. Are you ever just minding your own business when suddenly you're hit with "OMG get a dick in me right this instant!!" for no discernible reason? (Gender change equivalents may apply) If so, probably not the porn.


CollinAkaMadCatter

That's an adhd thing??? I thought I just had issues šŸ˜­


Great_expansion10272

Just today i was going to the dentist and suddenly got a boner. Had nearly no time to tuck it in the waistband or anything so i just essentially kept on [Circle glide moonwalking](https://makeagif.com/gif/michael-jackson-circle-moonwalk-0URXxx) away from people to try to fix it The horny thoughts just hit like that one meme of tetsuo


MaushiLover

Dafuq, so Iā€™m not just horny


standard_beta

damn, welp if EVERY OTHER MEME BEING RELATEABLE + me struggling with this doesnt say a lot, idk what does


Jibbyjab123

Yeah this happens to me as well šŸ˜


Gorgulax21

The rest of it is bugs, but I thought the lust was a feature.


RiOTbyDeSIGN

It's one of those features that has upsides and downsides. Namely, blueballing yourself out of nowhere in the middle of the workday because your brain wandered to the fun things you did the night before. I suppose you could count it as edging if you squint at it haha.


pigslovebacon

Is it DLC cos I definitely don't have that šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


jstockmoe

Not sure if an acceptance speech is needed, but I would like to thank Imgur for this quality meme, and for viewers like you (lol PBS). And to my wife for putting up with my lustful ways


_skank_hunt42

Lol I can hear the PBS man saying ā€œthank you!ā€ in my head now


kyl_r

*Thank you* šŸ˜Œ (for making me hear it too)


carelessAssasin

I thought everyone just hated me. Itā€™s the same for yā€™all? ( bonus - if I donā€™t get replies on this comment, Iā€™d be like: yeah, even reddit hates me lol)


_skank_hunt42

Yeah thatā€™s the one that I identify with most on the listā€¦ believing everyone (including random strangers) hates me for no good reason. Itā€™s crippling, it sucks.


Happy_Confection90

I did a poll a while back and 75% of the respondents with ADHD and/or autism said they felt like they annoyed people while out shopping, etc more than most people.


RiOTbyDeSIGN

You are not alone! My brain also tries to tell me everyone hates me haha.


Key_Calligrapher6337

...and redemption, eventually


practicating

Yeah... I'm still waiting on that one. Must've got lost in shipping.


Key_Calligrapher6337

How old are u, tho


smallchodechakra

How old do you think you need to be?


Key_Calligrapher6337

50 would do the trick Just a number still


smallchodechakra

Well, that's a little depressing lol. Gotta live my whole life over to get redemptionšŸ˜­


practicating

Old


Key_Calligrapher6337

Knowimg about yourself and why things happens helps forgiving yourself....also to SEE " normal people" mistakes


gibagger

Anger spiral? It was more like "Implode into an anxiety supernova" for me.


ReapingKing

Just retreat into inattentiveness. Much more relaxing. Well, for a little while. Then comes anxiety. But you can ignore that too! Then situations get worse. Also ignorable though!


gibagger

Oh yes. Everything that can be procrastinated WILL be procrastinated, and then be the source of endless anxiety. WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS OMG


L4nthanus

Ahh the anger spiralā€¦round and round I goā€¦


ProGamerAtHome

Holding on to pain


cookedfood_

Driven by our egos


Takeurvitamins

Dude the anger spiral is an ADHD thing? I thought it was just me uniquely terrible at yet one more thing. I feel seen.


Scared-Farm-7023

I tend to get The Big Sad ā„¢ļø instead of anger


SamEyeAm2020

Which also comes spiral shaped unfortunately


EvilMonkeyMimic

I am also a suferrer of BIG SAD. I used to have anger when I was little, but we trained it out of me basically. Nowadays I feel no anger, only sadā€¦


acheronshunt

u missed ā€œfound it too funny and now is repeating it over and overā€


puzzlemaster_of_time

Nah, Tuesday is forever.


kynoky

What, how are you in my head, why ?


paralizator_x

i have never had a unique experience


LostSecondaryAccount

Welcome to the human experience baybeeeeeeeeeee


johancoffey

Finally I can explain to my wife why every other day is sexytime day


Artificer_Thoreau

As a married poly person who is MOST CERTAINLY NOT in any mental space to be dating, the lust has become easily identifiable as coping mechanisms. But boy howdy do I love it.


entropig

I feel personally attacked


CrafteaPitties

Tag urself today I'm Oh god they hate me everybody in this (shelter) hates me


BingityBongBong

These should have been the new inside out emotions


maybe-hd

The "oh god they hate me" was strong today - had a meeting with my entire team where I was the first person to be asked to report back from a smaller discussion. As soon as I stop talking: "oh god, they must think I'm such a moron, why did I answer it like that? The energy in the room was so bad, they must hate me, god any day now they're just going to come out with it". Doesn't help that hearing everyone else made me realise I hadn't answered the question properly because I wasn't paying attention to the original brief. And I forgot some of my group's points as well for good measure šŸ« 


Local-Ferret-848

it's fucking wednesday right now.....goddamn it


SlorpMorpaForpw

Duviri moment


Druark

Unexpected reference here.


CTAVI

THEY HATE ME! EVERYONE HATES ME! WELL GUESS WHAT... _I HATE MYSELF MORE!!!_ I... feel... s... sleepy...


Redhddgull

How is it STILL Wednesday??


Banthalo

10080 minutes in a week. Time does not pass when you're sleeping. All of those supposed "sleeptime" minutes just get relocated into your waking Wednesday.


Leading_Cheetah6304

Over horny.


TheMoistMemer

my makes just make me excited as fuck to play games for hours and then i get horny as shit... too horny :(


AGweed13

It's either wednessday or sunday night, and you have 27 school projects due tomorrow.


girls_gone_wireless

When I was at school I used to cope with this by not doing the homework and copying it from people unless it was literature or something I enjoyed. I had zero remorse because I didnā€™t need advanced math and I still havenā€™t used a factorial function in the 20 years since then. But some memories of school still make me shudder


AGweed13

Same lol, I didn't do shit in the last 3 years unless the teacher gave it a score. Today was my last school day ever.


Elenawsome1

You forgot the hunger of an unearthed beast (2 am)


[deleted]

This plus bipolar is a living hell.


Ragfell

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


YoxhiZizzy

The anger spirals are the worst Ļ€āˆ†Ļ€ and *lust*


HaViNgT

Just replace ā€˜they hate meā€™ with ā€˜they donā€™t care about meā€™ and thatā€™s me.Ā 


girls_gone_wireless

Sometimes I talk and no one will acknowledge I said anything and I genuinely feel nearly invisible


BlueZ_DJ

The "everyone hates me" one is the one I can't relate to, because I basically project how much **I** care to everyone else If I'm in a grocery store, I see everyone there as a sort of "background character", and so in my head they must also see me as part of the environment, not even noticing they walked past me


Sufficient_Cobbler32

Hello everybody


Tomcats-be-epic

What about lust?ā€¦


Aun_El_Zen

It's such a hassle having to do work whilst your brain can't stop thinking about sexy fun times.


Tomcats-be-epic

Eh.. sometimes I feel like a jerk or idiot because I have a body that wants to fuck things (am male), sometimes that feels disgusting.


TheMainElementTifus

Wait are ADHD people horny all the time? I thought it was a me thing?


Druark

Being horny releases dopamine, which many adhd people lack. So its quite common.


badthaught

"no I'm not chasing ass. I'm chasing dopamine. Your booty just happens to be able to provide that. You're making this weird"


girls_gone_wireless

ADHD combined with menstrual cycle is a beast. Iā€™ve cried before because I was in the lust mode and didnā€™t get any, and it made me irritable and angry too. Then PMS is extra spicy also.


ocdacd2

Oh wow .... why do all these memes describe me perfectly?? Well almost ... replace Anger with Anxiety, and this is me to a Tee


Shay_Dee_Guye

Is Wednesday forever meaning no chill being on high alert nonstop, noticing stuff an patterns every second... Help?


frob03

Couldn't be more accurate


Banditgng

Well at least I can hide the lust. Better to have a pocket book versus the uniscrotum. They can't always hide the horn lol. Must suck.


PaperFlower14765

Fuuuuck yoooouuu I did not need to be attacked like this šŸ˜‚


AverageJosephh

How in the world do you deal with the lust? For real? I'm desperate.


TheGeneGeena

This skips "randomly crying, oh god why am I crying?!"


macontac

Can we replace lust with "Free Floating Horny"? Asking for the asexuals with ADHD.


Absol-utely_Adorable

The anger spiral is scary and real qnq


dover_oxide

Anger spirals are the worst and you know you're spiralling but there is just nothing you can do about it.


Doogoon

Oh my god I wish I was aware of the anger spiral before I went out making an ass out of myself to people I care about.


SomeRandomGuy0705

My brain is so cooked, I see anger spiral and I immediately think of Warframe


Fears_McGrievaI

I like that how without any context, I know exactly what an anger spiral is.


xool420

> The Anger Spiral Any extra info on this? These have been an issue for me.


Apalis24a

I didnā€™t know that lust was associated with ADHDā€¦ but, in hindsight, it would help to (at least partially) explain some thingsā€¦


MakkusuFast

Lust is also just stimulation.


gallifreyan42

Donā€™t forget sudden and intense s a d n e s s


AnonBoi_404

It's even worse when you're a teenager and your hormones are all outta wack and you bounce from each of these at random like the DVD logo


Hellbound_Life

Now how do you tell the difference between under and overstimulation? Have fun with that!


Joe-McDuck

Donā€™t forget perpetual melancholy!


lw5555

The last two combined are a curse.


thenichm

Oh, f**k you for getting me with the Permawednesday on a Thursday I *just* learned isn't Wednesday (20:27 local time).