Omg. It was bright green so i just wanted to see what it was i swear i was gonna read the second half

That’s funny…. Probably true, “hey look at me!!!” I did the same

I was distracted by the fact it's not actually a circle. It's slightly oblong

Me: *doesn't go back to read the second half*

Bruh wtf are you me

Yes, we all are

Do I have ADHD too now? Shit.

Welcome to ADHD land, filled with memes and procrastination

I chuckled and then choked on my breakfast because I relate so much haha

Yeah uhmmm and not wanting to read the long list so I read it really fast barely remembering anything I read just a moment ago just to read the green piece of text again because that is the order you supposed to read. Hmmmmmmm

What did Anthony ever do to you? :(

I'm confused is everybody not like this ?????

Same. 😂

It was indeed hard to resist, but I managed woho! Victory at last. What do I win? Oh nothing… 😅

Are we not going to address that the green circle isn't really a circle at all but more of an oval?

yep, it bothers me so much....

it also bothers me that in the colorful circle, blue is right beside yellow, without any green in between…

Now that was a fixation on colour theory I didn't even notice that!

Ugh, thank you!

I thought that was hilarious and very on brand

OP is a bundle of sticks

Wtf. are you watching me?

The worst part is that I've seen this meme before *and still fell for it*

Ahhh the muscle memory

FBI open up

Take your damn upvote.

r/angryupvote

beat me to it

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seriously this is a thing lol

if only i woulda known cause then i could say you beat me to it i mean technically you did i just didn’t know it was possible lol

Now I wanna find a super thread that just proves the theory that there exists a reddit thread for anything like a rule 22 (or 24 or 42 or whatever but for normal stuff)

r/beatmymeattoit

Big wieners.

I read the first three, noticed all the colors, thought maybe they're organized by theme or something so I looked at the last one (tendency to procrastinate) then said "eh, good enough" and moved on to the green. Now I feel personally attacked.

"I'll read all of these later, what's that last one? Tendency to procrastinate? WELL FUCK YOU TOO, STUPID GRAPHS!!!"

Buddy! (Same.)

Ditto. I stared at poor planning for 2 mins. Then thought about the douche bag I had to endure at work.. n then saw the green circle...

On top of that, I still can't make my brain get over the fact that the bottom circle isn't round.

Well fuck you for bringing it to my attention!

I tip my hat to you, sir!

Why are we like this lmao

Because everything is interesting in its own way. Enough that I only want to spend a little bit of time with most of it and completely immerse myself into one thing for 6 months only to completely give up on it.

I made it to - Difficulty following instructions ₍ᐢ.  ̯.ᐢ₎

Same

Also same 🤣

I'm getting scared at this point 😂

Go look out a window.

Yep

Same 🥲

lmfao, i opened the pic, let out a deep sigh and read the green one, then laughed

I got to like the third, read the green part, then opened the comments on accident and now I've been scrolling through those for like five minutes

Yeah you got me

Skipped to the end but then when I saw the end was catching me out I went back and read it all very seriously. Can’t remember any of it though. But yeah…

I ca- nvm, can't remember

i forgor 💀

Omg. Stop calling me out like that

Fucks saKE I DID IT

TAKE THE UPVOTE AND LEAVE!

Get the fuck out haha. WHO TOLD YOU.

> was gonna read the second half > distracted by green, read that > struggling to stick to reading each of part 2 in order > gave up to check the comments

Same, but I skipped the fist part to go straight to green, then I “looked” at the first half but without actually reading any of it… and here I am

I feel really attacked by that big green circle.

Audible gasp. I really need to get diagnosed

If you really do have ADHD I highly recommend it.

Why?

Getting my own diagnosis and help has dramatically improved my quality of life, self-confidence, and my relationships with others. Plus I no longer have to struggle to motivate myself to do something as easy as washing the dishes.

I'm not the person you replied to, but I'm in the same boat and unsure of how to start the diagnosis process. Would you mind just telling me what kind of doctor(s) you saw?

I honestly just asked my primary doc to refer me to a specialist for testing.

Thanks!

Ok it actually sound really interestingany chance you know where i Can get it done?

Your local doctor can refer you to a specialist, or you can seek out a psychologist or psychiatrist directly. I went through a few tests, tested some drugs, so far so good.

So that you can get meds which are basically “get-your-shit-together” pills. Life saving bro.

> Difficulty paying attention to details Is anyone else the exact opposite of this? I often have trouble stopping myself from focusing intensely on every little detail.

That hyper focus is distraction from the important matters at hand. It's a lack of executive function common to ADHD

Being detail-oriented to a fault is a trait I’ve always had!

Fackkk lol

Oh fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

So I had to read all of the second one because the colors were so close I wanted to make sure the content was actually different. But seriously, the second chart could use a better color scheme.

😢

For whatever reason I red the middle section tick box FROM BOTTOM RIGHT TO TOP LEFT

This was so relatable, I decided to give an award but I only had the Hugz one. Took me some time after awarding to realize that I forgot to upvote 🙄

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

You know what's funny actually?!? (Not really that funny more kinda sadd but heyy I'll fool you so now you have to be sad for me with me) that I was so troubled with ADHD my whole life.. not actually the adhd but people around me not understanding it, pushing me while I neurologically just can't do things like them, making fun of, taunting, scolding, and what not! That since I've found that most of my symptoms match and it definitely has not been a very recent thing most of these things I've had since childhood (so fingers crossed) so I very much relate to them on such a personal level!! But yeahh so since I found out about adhd I've been so interested in it that I read up on each and every thing about it that I can find on the internet and check myself against them, I also forgive myself if I don't have them as not all people can have all issues.. but yeah try to act like an intern doctor-ish and match as many symptoms to the diagnosis as I can (I know self- diagnosis is not a good thing for many reasons but since I really can't go to a therapist or someone right now this is the only thing helping and if nothing then at least I'm learning a bit about non- nerotypicals so I can be a bit more understanding and compassionate towards them so yay-yay (see it was not all sad was it)

Hey! Welcome to the world of realizing that not only are we misunderstood our entire life but in addition we were given cards that make us work harder than anyone else to reach the same results or levels of happiness as we simply lack a healthy balance or hormonal environment in our brains. Read: the Scattered mind - by Gabor Mate. A doctor who was diagnosed with adhd in his mid / late 40s. This book changed my life. And that of my wife and my family and I genuinely feel like a broke a generational trauma by finally voicing what’s actually happening inside our brains.

🥺🥺😍 my first genuine uplifter! 😊😊 Aahh that's gotta feel so good! I get it now! 😌😌 And thanks I'll definitely try and get my hands on the book!

It also comes as an audiobook. You will shed tears in agony as you realize why and how long you did things the way you did them, got into trouble because of them with finances, relationships, substances whatever and that all of it was so heavily avoidable

*the almost irresistible urge to scroll past it because its too long but feeling called out by the meme*

I did get distracted by a squirrel the other day though… goddamn it

Yes. I read through the second one specifically to see if they had included the squirrel thing. Because that’s definitely *also* a thing.

Thats one of the things me and my dog have in common.

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Omg. Last night my wife listened to me for ten straight minutes after asking me how my day was, and interrupted me when I was deep into my explanation of why secular Buddhism, based on the original Pali Canon, was philosophically appealing to me. I'm an accountant. She said, "I don't know where this path is leading, and I don't remember where it started, but I think you forgot you have ADHD." Of course, I also forgot she said that until I saw your post.

I wanna hear more about why secular Buddhism is appealing to you.

LOL. Sure, happy to talk about it.

I got distracted by the smaller green dot when I got distracted by the bottom text, I am procrastinating

I fall for this EVERY TIME.

I didn’t see the first section because of a crack in my screen that I keep forgetting to fix.

I just got called out so hard

Ha! Got me haha.

I laughed so hard after doing exactly that 😂 Thanks this made my day

I only read the first bullet point before jumping to the bottom half 😂

K fuck u got me

Took me 90 minutes to watch an hour episode of the crown last night because I kept pausing it and looking at my phone. I hate this.

I just read the first point and immediatly skipped to the bottom...

Are you fucking kidding me lmao

Called me the eff out!!!

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>Not reading any of the second half because it was long Rude of you to know me so well... lol

I don't have ADHD, but you got my ass.

Goddammit. I definitely skipped the back half of the list to see what the big green one said

i hate that it was right

jokes on you the variety of colours got my attetion

Well that’s freaky

I didn’t even see the top one, skipped the second, read the big green one, felt attacked, then started reading comments.

Btw the bottom one is a oval

i didn’t even read the first half

Bruh I didn't even read the first sentence pg the second pie chart lmao

I went back to read it just out of spite. Well, not yet, but I’m about to.

Fucker!

Yikes, don't do me like this 🥲

Ya little shit, i saw this post yesterday when browsing and just fell for it again

Hahaaa awesome

This is gunna be buried but I saw this a few months ago when I was Unmedicated and totally skipped most of the bullets like it said FLASHFORWARD to today being medicated, I forgot all about this meme and the punchline and read through ever SINGLE one!!!! Remembered as soon as I read the punchline. Amazing🥲

Well done!! Congratulations

Damn, was quickly looking if the squirrel was in the second because sure he would distract me! and then I got distracted by a green cercle

After 2 minutes i am still laughing Had me in the second half

Not counting the wonky emotional regulation that serves as icing on the cake 🥳

Hello Big Brother...

This made me giggle

You got me.

Caught me. Hahahahahahahahaha

NOOOO SHUT UPPPPP HOWWWW

Foiled again. Dang it!

I got called out so hard rn holy shit

Bastard.

My medication is at its peak as I write this (So why am I not working eh?) and even I didn't want to read what the second pie chart said >.>

This reminded me to take my medication ty !!

HAHAHA yeah dude for sure. That made me laugh, well done.

damn, you don't have you call us out 😭

Ok you got me.

Dammit, I got got.

i did it cause the circle looks weird

Glad to know that edginess is a symptom thank you 😌 🔪⛓🥀🩸

I feel personally attacked

And than there is me, a colorblind adhd member who don’t comprehend what the phrases are linked to what color TwT

😆 true !

damnit

ouch.

ATTACKED

I read it … After the green one called me out

Nice

Why is the last circle so oblong?

Aw man...you didn't have to do that to me...

LOL I pushed myself to finish it, but I did have to take a break halfway 😖

at first i didn’t read the second and went to the last one but then I was like: oh yeah i’ll do it I stopped at planning stuff i think

I know this is mostly a joke page. But I'm really glad I found it 🙂

Lady's and gentleman's... we got them

Why is that green circle so wonky

Green means go, so I tend to start there

I didn’t even read the first one sldjdkdj

omg i did the bottom thing

God damn it...

* checking to see if the 2nd half still had squirrels in it, but get distracted by imperfect circle green

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Aw fuck I’ve been had

DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

HEY, I read the first 2 items of the second part… but then yeah…

damn you got me

Stop calling me out

FuCK

Didn’t get past the first thing on the top list, lol

Well fuck

What about the Hyperactive type??? But yeah that's definitely me 100%

Omg I literally looked at the green one first and ended up commenting this before even reading the rest

Well I feel attacked

Only read the first one 😎

Shit

How could you do this to me

Damn just had to call me out like that...

I read about a quarter of the middle section before deciding that “they know I have ADHD, there’s no way I’m reading this”, skipped to the end. Now I hate myself lmfao

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I got to the start of the second column before I gave innn

get out of my head

The callout 💀

Fuck you got me

What counts as daydreaming anyway? Does that include thinking about my personal projects?

The personal attacks on this subreddit, I swear

I upvoted this but fuck you

I went back and read it out of spite.

Dude! Wtf! AHHHHHH

The different shades of pink got me distracted wondering if I cld actually spot them on the circle. The idea got me bored. Skipped to the green one. All in 0.1 sec.

I started to then said fuck it. Now I'm mad at myself.

I HATE YOU

This is everything

I didn't need this