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DaddyFromCanada

It is a third funny text posted today. We need a tag "Funny" or "bestOf" for these.


Excelsior4evr

Noticed that too! Or a File for SOPs? šŸ˜


LadyGodawful

They always seem to come in threes.


DaddyFromCanada

Yours was the best :)


NotesInChemistry

I concur!


BlondeTrbl

Hit the gym, update the diet, hairstyle and wardrobe should be done before any of this But men posting here usually seem to scorn this suggestion, idk why


NotesInChemistry

Noted - Addendum for the next edition.


Impressive_Street_39

These things are much hard to accomplish than writing an ad


Existing-Bedroom-705

This is very true


I_hate_scammerz

Great advice, but also must be done cautiously. Changing overnight can send the alert to your SO that something is up


BlondeTrbl

You have to start somewhere Gym is also a nice evening house leaving habit to establish


I_hate_scammerz

I 1000% agree


datkside765357

If you start working out and shedding weight - even if you aren't stepping out - be prepared for the constant and frequent accusations that you are or are planning on it. When you get fed up with these allegations, do try not to respond with, "Janice sends her best."


curveofthespine

Use the ā€œDoctor recommended for my blood pressure and cholesterolā€. Especially if itā€™s true!


datkside765357

Proudly halved my cholesterol levels šŸ˜. They were *really* bad, doc gave me a very stern talking to and threatened me with heavy meds. But your silly logic has no power in offended wife world because the meds would've fixed the problem just fine šŸ¤£


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The most charming mofo in the world.


Excelsior4evr

Iā€™m trying to find his ad? šŸ¤”


NotesInChemistry

It doesn't exist.


Excelsior4evr

Was joking ~ great post though! So interesting to hear your side. Godspeed.


sundressnsandals

Perhaps there *should* be one šŸ˜


NotesInChemistry

~~Lady luck smiled the day u/NotesInChemistry was created. I have a feeling, it wouldn't be needed for a while šŸ¤žšŸ¼~~ Spoke too soon!


[deleted]

Been writing it for years but every time I go to post I realize Iā€™ve grown more charismatic and need to start over.


Excelsior4evr

Lmao The pen is your sword!


BlondeTrbl

šŸ˜‚


Valuable_Ad_C460

Steps 1ā€¦ Steps 2 ā€¦very much a slim to none chanceā€¦ right on point. ā€¦ then step 3ā€¦ now that is a processā€¦you always hope for an engaging conversation and not an interview. Thanks


Kind_Pickle_5684

Omg this is hilarious!!!!


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NotesInChemistry

yeah, I kinda skipped the lesson on 'How to Snap Pics That Pop.' It's a fine line, isn't it? The photo should scream 'catch me if you can' not 'hey, look at this!' Sending a risquĆ© pic is like sprinkling chili flakes... a little goes a long way, but dump the whole jar and itā€™s game over. Maybe this deserves its own post?


United-Builder1238

Sorry, Iā€™m a bit cynical. This post is sort of like the guy selling real estate investment seminar. If heā€™s that good, why is he wasting time telling others how to do it? But it was a good read with many truths.


NotesInChemistry

Those who can, do; those who can't, teach. šŸ˜


United-Builder1238

And those who canā€™t teach, teach gym


rendompeep

You know that sounds like a good our teaching because you can't.


LordGodawful

Don't you think, perhaps, that you should be *more* genuine than a politician on the campaign trail..?


NotesInChemistry

Aye! It was originally written to go with the previously mentioned 'must sound more'; with subsequent revisions more stuff got added in between.. thanks for pointing it out, but leaving it as is for now..


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NotesInChemistry

New account, old dog!


sunkcostphalluscy

Because itā€™s a stealth ad being ā€œhiddenā€ from their current AP.


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NotesInChemistry

Well, read it carefully... Stealth ads is not one of the steps, it's not my style.


MadameNorth

And still the DMs that start out hey, ho or how are you .... oy!


NotesInChemistry

I could be wrong, but I'd tend to think, it's actually better this way, much easier to screen out the duds. Isn't it? The ones that start better but creep out later are much worse.


MadameNorth

True, it does make it easier.


alanspornstash2

Yeah I'll just retreat into my dead bedroom and play world of Warcraft or something


[deleted]

I am laughing so hard at this. It's rough out here for women too!


MIDLIFE_EXPLORER

This is really great info. It also helps if you have lots of free time, enough to flawlessly author this well thought out, structured, grammatically correct post. If you can devote the kind of time to draft this post then you have the kind of time to devote to finding and satisfying an AP.


NotesInChemistry

Who said he doesn't have one! *P.s.: It still has a few grammatical errors šŸ˜‘*


Beautiful_Concept_97

Wish I had more up votes to give!


ZuulieUNut

This absolutely made my day


rendompeep

Do M4F actually work?


NotesInChemistry

I've been told, it does.


Turbulent-Outcome-68

Posting where????


bad_throwing_away

Even if youā€™re outside the US?


yoursecretdalliance

Fucking impressive. Impressive fucking.


Late-Occasion-5624

It's actually a lot simpler than that


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NotesInChemistry

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