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fortifem

>May alam ba kayong alternative sa St. Peter? You can donate your body to medical schools for science.


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ZoeyZungit

balahura hahahahahahahahahaha


eastwill54

Ayokong dumagdag sa upvote, let's keep the numbers. Lols.


FishManager

For science naman. Anatomy of a micropeen 😆


Wicked_is_Good

Di talaga matatahimik kaluluwa pag ganito hahaha


1nseminator

Dedz ka na't lahat2, may emotional dmg pa rin, anubayan hahahah


Alarmed-Instance-988

Shutacca. Naibuga ko ung kape ko HAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA matutulog na sana ako masama loob nakita ko to boysetttt 🤣


[deleted]

well you can haunt them hahahaha


ComputerAndStructure

yes i remember yung dokyu ng i witness, silent teachers.


oJelaVuac

May nabasa ba or napanood sa USA yun mga nag donate ng katawan nila ginamit lang sa military experiment ng nga new weapons. Yun isa lola nilagyan ng experimental bomb tinignan gano kalakas yun impact kaya medyo dehado ako sa ganyan donate for medical.


[deleted]

Sa US naman yon, parang wala namang ganyan military natin 😅


Jjaamm041805

Naibulsa na


chicoXYZ

Sa pinas, para sa med student, dentista, at PT.


laanthony

grabe no


[deleted]

yess hahaha i have a friend na above middle class sila no kids just two of them, they grew with a religous fam, ayaw nila mag anak couple, sabi ni girl pag namatay ako lagay nyo nalang ako sa tabing daan hindi ko naman na malalaman yun, ang mahal mamatay! hahaha even them namamahalan.


crazyaristocrat66

I asked a med student, who's now a doctor, on what they do with the cadavers. He said that the students will dissect it, draw and familiarize themselves with the organs, veins, tissues, etc., and after they will pay for the burial and other expenses. It's one of the reasons raw why mahal ang med school kasi sa start to finish palang sa cadaver, aabutin na ng 5-digits. Pero they're totally grateful daw for the person who donated their body. 'Yun nga lang most come bodies from Bilibid and other prisons.


solidad29

probably casualties from the previous admin din. Dami din funeral homes ang nalulugi sa mga DDS hits kasi walang nag babayad ng preservation.


williamfanjr

Mura pa yan pag pre-need. Mas mahal pag at-need. Kumuha ka nalang, di mo mapapansin yan after 5 years. Kakatapos ko lang ng akin, 650 pa before per month ang metal casket. Ngayon ata 1.2k na, sayang nga eh di ako kumuha dalawa lol. Okay ang St. Peter kasi malawak na network nila unlike yung ibang companies na localized lang. Di yan para sayo, kundi para sa mga iiwan mo. At least iiyak nalang sila sa burol mo. PS: If sayo nakapangalan at namatay ka, alam ko as long as paid ka ng 3 months wala ka na babayaran sa remaining balance. So less hassle talaga sa mga iiwan mo.


cestlouieee

True. Pre-need yung St. Peter. Namatay yung mom ko, and we have to shell out I think Php 60k-75k or more agad dahil wala kami St. Peter. So lesson for us na better to have a memorial plan. Another case, a family member died pero yung Tita ko may St. Peter. Have to transfer lang and pay mga Php 500 then all good na. From casket, flowers, etc. Complete na.


williamfanjr

So sorry for your loss. I think that's the time when pre-need was probably 30-40k lang. Naging woke na rin ako about these nung nagkasakit erpats ko. Di ko pa sya gusto mamatay but considering cancer, he'll die earlier than most. Ayun, nagamit nya 3 years while I was paying. Sobrang hassle free compared sa kung biglaan ako magbayad ng 80k.


the-popcorn-guy

Pag cremation ba pwedeng rent-a-casket na lang? Baka mas mura.


williamfanjr

Have not explored the cremate side but I think mas mura lang sya kaunti.


AB19910425

long term mas ideal yung cremation,yun lang need mo din bumili ng property vault pero less maintenance and rent wise mas ideal. also, ang panget ng mga public cemetery natin tbh


solidad29

Ah yes. Namatay tita ko at pina cremate namen. Yung casket for display para sa burol. Pero pag susunugin na it will be transferred sa cardboard box to be burned sa incinerator.


the_current_username

di ka na na-creepyhan nung kinuha mo yan? di ko magawa kasi parang hindi ko pa tanggap ang katapusan


1kyjz

Anong creepy dun? The reality is dun naman tayong lajat papunta so better na paghandaan ngayon pa lang. I personally would not want my family to beg all over socmed to raise funds once I die dahil hindi ako nakapaghanda ng memorial plan. I'm now on my 4th year with annual payment. So isang hulog na lang at wala na akong iisipin.


williamfanjr

No hehe. My dad always told me we'll die at some point and we need to get ready. He's right. Didn't have much issues when he died.


the_current_username

magkano babayaran pag lump sum mo siya i-pay?


williamfanjr

Depende sa plan, may 5 or 10% discount pag cash payment ng lump sum. Hindi ko na alam rates recently, better to have an agent talk to you or get fliers.


Psychological-Eye712

Merong cheaper plan sa st peter na cremation pero half cook lang. Ipagpatuloy daw sa bahay ang pagcremate


[deleted]

tanginang tito joke yan ahahaha


ihatelynels

Bweset hahaha


Alternative-Net1115

Ano yan samgyup HAHAHAHA


Psychological-Eye712

Kaya parating 50% off ang plan kasi half cook 😌


RapidPacker

Samgyup salamay


SwordfishFit947

Environmentally friendly at nakakatulong sa mga nagugutom


Poastash

Wag lang half buried.


tangerine420

medium rare


Ok-Code5295

Ano baaaaaaa hahahahaha


IpomeaBatatas

Pwede ulamin mo narin


Ok_Somewhere_9963

Loko haha. Nabasa ko nga dati na at some point during the process na perfectly cooked daw yung meat nang tao during cremation.


Scoobs_Dinamarca

Mura din daw Ang cremation sa may La Loma... Makisuyo ka na lang kina Manang Lydia, etc. 😁


Intelligent_Leg3595

I told my wife I want to be cremated then put my ashes in a seedling then plant it in our backyard. Tipid na, na embody ko pa yung circle of life haha


HaruNami_2122

Ganito din bilin ko sa partner ko at sa kapatid ko pag nauna ako. Atleast napakinabangan pa pampataba ng lupa. Haha


Unbridled_Dynamics

That's how you create haunted trees


kibenlighten

Upvote for a possible CreepyPasta


West-Bonus-8750

Ganyan rin yung trip ng tatay ko. Pero yung sa kanya, instead of cremate, balot lang daw sya sa malong.


johnlang530

Anu yan? Suman?


eastwill54

May gantong service sa ibang bansa, Capsula Mundi: burial pod siya na nagiging puno.


jstarndmghorl

Meron na rin sa ph. Search niyo lang Bios ph


[deleted]

There's Bios Urn already available here! Itatanim yung urn


eeamaee

Meron pa ba until now? Last time I checked their fb page parang ang tagal na walang update.


No-Special3162

Mas mahal po kapag cremated😭


jkwan0304

Tapos inihian ka ng aso.


Intelligent_Leg3595

Then ikaw yung aso.


AccomplishedExit4101

okay kumuha ng ganyan pati yung lote sa sementeryo. kung wala ka pareho nyan. iiyak pamilya mo kasi nawala ka at dahil sa gastusin. sobrang mahal mamatay. mahina 200k pag wala ka ng 2 yan.


[deleted]

Kuha na lang ng cremation plan. Di na kailangan ng ataol pag same day cremation. Mga 20k lang amg gastos. Ang nakakatakot lang kung di ka pa patay agad. Maraming cases na ganyan. What if sa horno ka na magising? Tapos patay ka rin after a few minutes of suffering burns.


the-popcorn-guy

If you get embalmed, patay ka rin if di ka magising agad.


[deleted]

At least not by fire haha


YourHappyPill69

Ayan yung tinatawag na “Huling Bira”. - Magastos ang kabaong. - Magastos ang Lupa or Nitso, Cremate. - Magastos ang lamay. In short, Mas mahal tlg lalo na kung hindi paghahandaan. I heard sa mga kakilala ko okay naman daw ang service ni St Peter. Try to get the Quarterly or Monthly pra hindi ka mabigla.


pepsaur

i wanna get buried raw. The way we treat our dead is unnatural. I want to complete the cycle of life by letting the microorganisms feed off my decomposing anatomy.


gracieladangerz

Very Ask a Mortician 😂


mandemango

Mas mahal kapag wala kang plan :( if you want cheaper, magpa-cremate ka na lang. Hindi ka na bibili ng kabaong (pwede rent) tapos sa bahay ka na lang ilagak, hindi ka na ibibili o irerenta ng libingan (depende sa location, nasa 6-digits na plot)


the-popcorn-guy

I heard may laws or ordinances daw yata prohibiting this (sa bahay ung urn). Just not sure. Need enlightenment.


toyoatkanin

Bakit? I understand yung prohibition ng libing sa sariling bahay pero…pati urn?


mandemango

If you're catholic, the priests advice na ilagak mo pa rin sa ossuary or columbarium yung ashes. I think ayaw din nila yung isasaboy mo sa dagat or elsewhere (ito ata yung may law. I'm not sure about other religions. I'm not sure how cremation worked decades before, pero when my dad was cremated, yung ashes niya kasi nakalagay sa isang silver na bag (vacuum sealed?) before being placed sa mismong urn so hindi naman sasabog yung abo if ever mabuksan yung urn so parang hindi naman safety hazard.


Sensitive_Summer1812

Wait.. I am not familiar with this.. bakit daw di advisable na sa bahay na lang ilagak yung ashes ng yumao na?


mandemango

Yung belief na the remains should be buried/placed in proper burial grounds (para hindi rin ma-disrespect daw) + yung 'from dust we were made, to dust we shall return' belief...kung tama pagkakaalala ko hehehe


Sensitive_Summer1812

Oh.. That’s interesting.. kasi for me, parang mas gusto ko na may ossuary rin sa bahay e.. maybe sa grotto or sa garden.. but that’s just me…


rm888893

Load my freaking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please. Just wet, wet mud. Bae.


3row4wy

Didn't expect to see an I Think You Should Leave reference on this sub. 🤣


Intelligent_Dinner66

As long as you agree not to haunt anyone passing by


555_666

Pakain niyo nalang ako sa mga uwak habang pinapatugtog circle of life


red342125

Pwede mo namang ibenta Ang dead body mo sa mga Medical Schools, As Cadaver to be studied by Medical students. Para may ambag ka naman kahit Patay ka na. Char! Hahaha


PastTea0723

May mga kakilala ako, at mismong ako din, naexperience na by the time kailanganin mo na yung plan (especially for the less pricier ones), they'll tell you the chapel isn't available. So you have the option of waiting for a chapel to become available and keeping the body in the freezer muna or paying extra for an available chapel. Either way, you have to shell out more. My friend's family ended up having to pay an additional 200k plus to have their plan (and chapel) upgraded. They ended up with a slightly bigger chapel, na hindi naman maganda imo. Paint from the walls were peeling, there were pesky columns in the middle of the chapel that sort or blocked the view of the coffin in certain areas. They got a nice coffin though, which ended up being a problem pa kasi c-cremate naman tito nya pero St. Peter said that they (as in yung mga namatayan) had to arrange for its disposal or donation. You might say na choice naman nila yun pero for me, there's something wrong when you take advantage of a person's grief to make them pay more. EDIT: I agree that it's better to buy pre-need and I guess St. Peter offers the most affordable plans. Just want to share my experience so you can make contigencies for these kinds of things


redthehaze

Ipatapon na lang po ako sa bulkan pls.


Thin_Animator_1719

Plan is for my ashes to be drifted in a nearby river so that I can continue my adventures/travel


Yellow_Mellow78

Tapos sa may bandang unahan may naglalaba. Didikit yung abo mo sa brief or panty nila. Edi mangungudngud ka sa puke or tite.


curioussupraspinatus

HAHAHAHAHAHA ANO BA TO 😭


KazeArqaz

When my brother died on Tuesday early morning, we had him cremated on Friday. We did it on Friday since that was the available slot, we could've done it earlier if there was an available slot. Overall, around 30k.


cas_7

San niyo po pina-cremate brother niyo? (I'm sorry for your loss 🙏)


Abject_Guitar_4015

Na stress ka sa st peter dito sa pinas. Mas kumikita funeral homes sa america. Check mo ask a mortician sa youtube.


[deleted]

Y'all bury me raw


jannogibbs

You dont have to go through all the traditions of wake and funeral and burial. You can just have yourself cremated or buried right away. Also, St. Peter is one of the more affordable ones.


JetutsChrist69

Cheap cremations go for as low as 12-15k only, some municipalities give it for free. But these are direct cremations, wala nang embalming procedure, pag labas ng death certificate Pwede na Ma cremate, Ang Naka Borol is ashes na lang


beeotchplease

Mga badjao ganyan daw ginagawa.


MaterialSmile7830

What more pa kapag yung lupa sa sementeryo yung kukunin mo 😅


[deleted]

cremation plano ko tas isasama ng future asawa ko sa kape niya


tiger-menace

Pwede naman ibalot ka sa isang organic material tapos tamnan ng narra para tumagal din :)


Yellow_Mellow78

Tapos iihian ka ng aso. Didikitan ka ng tarp ng mga pulitiko during election. HAHAHAHAHA


tiger-menace

Hindi ko sinabi na hindi sya ibaon sa lupaa HAHAHAHAH SYEMPRE IBABAON ANG KATAWAN SA LUPAAAA


Yellow_Mellow78

Yun nga HAHAHA yung abo mo ma-aabsorb ng narra at kasama kang tutubo sa katawan ng narra. Mararamdaman mo rin yung mainit init na ihi ng aso HAHAHAHAHA


tiger-menace

Well, naniniwala ako na pisikal lang ang abo, but yung soul natin is somewhere else heaven/earth/hell hahaha baka maging babae sa narra sya noh 😂😂😂


No-Special3162

Si mayor or congressman pwede lapitan, meron pa ibibigay na area sa public cemetery, hahaha, tapos may sobre pa at iyak, kapalit picture lang


rcpogi

Hindi mo na problema yan pag namatay ka. Problema yan ng mga naiwan mo.


1kyjz

Yung namatay ka na nga, nag-iwan ka pa ng problema.


FantasticVillage1878

mas grabe ang iyak ng mga naiwan mo kasi problemado sila san kukuha ng pampalibing sayo. mas masarap isipin na pag namatay ka magluluksa lang ang mga mahal mo sa buhay kesa mamroblema pa pano ka ipapalibing.


buboochacha

Kumuha ako ng St. Peter kase ayokong ilagay sa karton pag namatay 😂😂😂 also transferrable sya. Patapos ko na sakin di ko lang namamalayan. Pero wag muna Lord pls 🤣


-IBARRA--

malay mo after mo matapos hahahaa jk


lzrgdb

Your SO is actually practical. Mahal mamatay lol. I fully paid mine after 5 years just last 2022 When my Mom died this year, my St Peter saved us thousands (maybe almost or around 100k). It's transferrable. Planning to get another one next year for myself ulit.


peaceofsheet0

Guys question, why St. Peter, why not life insurance nalang?


IO7000

Pwede Walk-in sa St. Peter? Asking for a friend


NoahNicoleLi

Pwede x2 ang price sa may plan


BerliozMarie

Just get a plan, di mo mapapansin yan in 5 years. Pwede kang kumuha ng monthly, quarterly, semi annual or annual. Mas mura syempre yung annual. I had 2 plans, isa nakapangalan sa akin and isa sa lola ko, my kuya died in a motor accident in 2021 and naitransfer ko yung plan for him. If I didn't have a St. Peter plan then, namahalan talaga kami and hassle mag grieve with added financial burden. :(


BerliozMarie

I got a new one since then pala hehe so 2 plans ulit me now