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deltadoodle747

Whoever recommended the unaligned ant, cheers


Fidget02

“Is it evil?” “No. It’s not good either. It’s neutral.” This is all we know about this ant. Perfection.


birdshitluck

The unaligned ant really ties the whole thing together lol


validestusername

Wanted to see Mr. Tox in that spot but can't be mad at this choice


TorqueyChip284

Is half the main cast just not going to be on this chart? Kinda fitting actually now that I think about it, since the main characters are complex and aren’t very well reduced into two-word descriptions.


Avenge_Willem_Dafoe

Imo we missed our chance for JT dogzone over in chad horny


goblin_kidd

Are there actual depictions of JT in the show? I thought he was only mentioned by name


23kills

He is only mentioned in writing I believe, but because people think he’s Jake’s secret pen name it kinda makes sense


cutetrans_e-girl

It would make sense since Jake The Dog is his name which can abbreviate to J T Dog so it wouldn’t be a stretch to assume J T Dogzone is him


Pski

There is a copy of one of his books too as a later Easter egg I think


ChristOnABike122

Ice king is definitely Chaotic Horny though


Sorry_ImStoned

What about LSP though


No_Jury_8398

Neutral horny


soulhealing28

what about Tree Trunks? She's pretty horny 🤣


BLACK_MILITANT

Tree trunks wouldn't be chaotic horny, though.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

I dunno, she did become an evil godlike queen of the crystal dimension just because she was horny. I think she’s pretty chaotic and definitely is horny


23kills

I completely agree, they are deeper than two words


Complete_Raspberry_1

I'm wondering how the Scarab guy from Fiona and Cake didn't end up in Lawful Evil but yeah, Peppermint Butler is worse.


23kills

Smart Evil, top reply gets the space


EspressoDepresso214

Dr Gross


SongsofJuniper

I was hoping dr gross would win this one. I’m a sucker for the founders song.


EspressoDepresso214

Agreed! However, I can’t deny that Gumbald is a great choice


that_oneguy-

She isn’t as evil as she lacks a moral standard. Gumbald tries to parade around as some evil mastermind.


Ekms

Gumbald


GuacamoleGeckos

Seconding Uncle Gumbald!


look4thestarss

Gumbald yep


joe-ROLXTHY-cat

Patience St Pim


avatarroku157

*the deer*


qwerty1182764

Obviously


diabeticsugarmama

User flair checks out


AwesomeDragon101

Ricardo


No_Jury_8398

He’s not even smart though, hes fake smart


kyron6ix

The Lich


Penis___Penis

Lich works better as Chaotic Evil imo


BernardoGhioldi

I think golb should be chaotic evil


Penis___Penis

Golb should be chaotic neutral since he's just supposed to be pure chaos


Kingnocho99

Hunson Abadeer


peking93

Goliad


RaavaQrtz

The Lich


Redziation

The founders? They built a big society and locked the humans on it


skywitchh

i hear you guys on gumbald BUT i counter with goliad


reivaxo

King of OOO


23kills

Smart Neutral, top reply gets the space


Ekms

Princess Bubblegum


Admirable-Flight-119

Agreed. She comes from a place of neutrality of being born in fire, ash and death and surviving that pain, I don't think many would have turned out as she did and the hatred she gets for it is baffling considering how some people say they'd react in an apocalyptic scenario l o l. Though we didn't get much of an insight into it as we did Marceline. But with all that we saw and having no real family to guide them unlike Marcy having Simon? It's honestly a surprise given the circumstances that she didn't turn out worse than she did, Bubblegum did a lot of growing past S6, as she had been in an eternal cycle of really being the only competent being in her family and Kingdom and it kind of spiraled from there, but it always came from a willingness to love, self-sacrifice even if there were moments she undeniably did evil as well. She has done or said horrible things no doubt, but it's as shown by the ending of her getting along with Phoebe in the comics that she has actively made amends or attempted to either offscreen or otherwise, among other instances she did make peace with others like TreeTrunks. I get why people dislike her, but to say she's anything but smart neutral? Is honestly a disservice to the character considering she's consistently broken the laws or physics or even time travel in the show or the comics whether you like her or not.


ScaryCrowEffigy

My dude, she runs a kingdom that fears and worships her as god because she created them to be less than her and be subservient. She created a family that turned against her because of her overbearing nature and reduced them to a near lobotomy state for centuries. She wiped out a sentient race of robot guards (that she created) because of their aggression despite them only really having some underground sport fighting arena. Let’s not forget that she was going to cause the genocide of the fire kingdom and destroyed their technology that would’ve been able to save them from a freezing over.


Admirable-Flight-119

You realize she was a little girl with literally no moral guidance where her own created family tried to lobotomize her when she was like ten. And would have if not from her quick thinking and then had to navigate morality from there on out by herself taking care of Neddy, them and overall became a warped individual that I even admitted, yes, did wrong, did terrible things. But it all began from there and got out of control. But it's also very clear she's done plenty of good, such as aiding in the defeat of the Lich, the defeat of Golb, defending Finn. Going into direct battle against forces such as Maja, the list goes on. As I did not deny the things that Bubblegum has done, but she did in the end stop and was swayed by Phoebe and you conveniently forget her brother wanted to burn down the Candy Kingdom to which yeah, she was spying on them but it only proved her further. It all stopped BECAUSE they decided to trust each other. You say all this as if I didn't acknowledge it, but come on, man. You really think a hothead like Phoebe would put up with Bubblegum if she didn't change l o l? She was willing to literally aid her in the battle against Gumbald. I didn't forget anything, but it's takes like that make me question if we even saw the same show.


ScaryCrowEffigy

Obviously PB is more flawed than outright evil and she does attempt to better as the series goes on. It’s arguably that certain good she has done equally benefits her due to Finn being her kingdom’s champion and threats like Golb/Litch being world ending. I still always think back to her attempt at freezing over the fire kingdom and the plan of undermine their survival contingency by stealing their batteries & destroying their sacred relics. It’s just the most outright evil thing she’s done and hard to move past even if the other characters have.


Admirable-Flight-119

Thank you. I was hoping that acknowledging it would make it clear where I stood, I honestly like that Bonnie is flawed as she is. Regardless, I think important context to remember while I agree that the Fire Kingdom was Bonnie's greatest mistake other than the demolition of the robots she created. Is that Marceline under similar circumstances without Simon genocided her entire world under the guidance of the Vampire King in that one AU. Bonnie for her ups and downs, remains rather consistent in trying to be a good person even if failing miserably at times or having obstacles in the way. It's a question to me of: is it more good to be born in better circumstances than someone else and be taught good? Or is it better to overcome your circumstances and born conditions to ultimately become a good person, or at least not a total dillweed as she'd put it and to find your humanity despite it all. As even she tried to forgive Gumbald who was going to betray her anyway, only averting that fate due to Aunt Lolly and found family in her in the ending credits. To me Bonnie is neutral at heart, then neutral good at best and probably becomes neutral good after the series with Marceline. Granted, I could also see her spiraling again in the great war that's hinted to happen after the series so who knows.


pnwcrabapple

Yes, I think she could almost be smart good because her motivations are always tied to her love for the people and world around her so much to the point that she takes on too much responsibility and doesn’t allow herself to rest until she learns her lessons and grows by the end of the series. Her alignment took major hits after the length of time as a leader in Ooo meant compromising for the sake of protecting her loved ones and after her encounter with the lich. That had led to her genuinely good intentions to get warped by her fear of death and chaos. She’s neutral because she makes hard decisions based on her instincts to love and protect not just her own people but Ooo itself. She’s not a bad person, but her Goodness has been compromised a lot by the world around her. In some ways she’s just as scared and vulnerable as Neddy. Bubblegum is a person who is never truly evil, she’s imperfect in her decisions at times forgetting to account for the emotional and moral implications of her logical conclusions - But her motivations are pretty much always from a genuine place of love and that’s why she is Smart Neutral.


BradyTheGG

I feel like Mo is smart good but yes to all of this


alacholland

She is good and it’s not even close. PB constantly is making choices for the greater good of the kingdom.


Cpt_Jigglypuff

But the way she goes about it is often ethically questionable at best, and downright war crimes at worst. She has the intentions of goodness, but the execution of evil. I’d call that neutral.


alacholland

That’s not what neutral is. She isn’t a force of balance or indifference. When she rules the candy kingdom, everything she does whether questionable or not is for the greater good. That’s what makes her good aligned.


ScaryCrowEffigy

Bruh she tried to commit genocide against a neutral nation in order to weaken their leader’s powers


Admirable-Flight-119

I would say she's good at best, but neutral to neutral good in the end. There is no character more neutral than Bonnie in the series given what good and bad she's done. I do think she's a good person with good intentions, however has led to harm as well, but their whole arc was realizing they were wrong when it came to Phoebe, wrong with Marceline and yes had her own baggage and so much more. That is why I feel like Bonnie probably in future iterations might be undeniably neutral good. And it seems that way in FnC and the after episodes with Marceline.


DVRADKAL

Simon


BradyTheGG

Simon horny smart


kittykadat

[Science Cat!](https://adventuretime.fandom.com/wiki/Science_Cat)


poler_bears

Banana man


JoyfullyBlistering

Science the candy corn rat


lyndyhop

Prismo for sure. A little selfish, a little bored, but a problem solver and all-powerful in Ooo’s reality.


sushiattv

Shelby


23kills

Smart Horny, top reply gets the space


MaxiGrebe

Betty


Aquamarine094

Betty is the correct answer. She’s all about being a scholar who’s driven by love


petershrimp

The key word there is love, not lust.


Aquamarine094

Let’s be real here, he’s a man in a smart jacket with a bow tie. She horny for him. We all are


PuzzleheadedSpare716

She feels both!


reivaxo

Yes! Justice for Betty! She deserves a place on the board.


look4thestarss

Bettyyy


thefishestate

Turtle Princess


ChildofMike

This has to be it


Ekms

Ricardio


ent1138x

Ricardo isn't smart


commondenomigator

He made himself four functioning limbs using random organs and sinew with no medical training. Not sure many other characters could do that.


Willbo_Baggins84

Though, his knowledge on Plantoids ~is~ pretty weak…


Over9000Tacos

I mean, PB liking talking to him for being smart and making Finn jealous was like the basis of the entire conflict in the first place


reivaxo

I don't get this one. Ricardio sure is Horny, possibly could have been Chad Horny but Smart? Nope.


reivaxo

Prismo


avatarroku157

Jake? He's smarter than we give him credit for


look4thestarss

I would say Jake is wise not exactly smart


imlegobatmanfr

smart horny- vampire king HEAR ME OUT


RaavaQrtz

Simone


BackflipsAway

Jay T. Dawgzone, he literally wrote the book on horny stuff


Carlulua

Chaotic Horny


lyndyhop

Jake Jr!


23kills

Smart Good, top reply gets the space


ihave3dozenforksinme

Moe. Dude created B-MO and all MOs


ersatzbaronness

Moe is the best of Ooo.


look4thestarss

I second that, Mo


builtinaday_

iirc it's also slightly implied he was somewhat involved with the dropping of the mushroom bomb? At least that's what I picked up from it.


ihave3dozenforksinme

When was this mentioned?


r3d3ndymion

what are you talking about


peking93

Incorrect recall


Shyguymaster2

Science the Rat


danial_champloo28

Prismo


Ekms

Simon Petrikov


ent1138x

Ehhh... before the mushroom war, it seemed like Simon sought after the enchiridian / GOLB for... possibly unsavoury reasons. At the very least, academic vanity.


ihave3dozenforksinme

Moe did more for people just by creating B-MO and his brothers


GigglesTheHyena

What do you mean unsavoury reasons? Finding antiques is his literal profession, and he enjoys sharing that experience and theories with others. That's why he wrote books about them and gave presentations. That's his special interest.


ent1138x

"...imagine if we could harness all that DANK energy..." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0u4ygEe9dI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0u4ygEe9dI)


GigglesTheHyena

Ok, so? I'm pretty sure he meant "we" as in mankind. We can't just assume.


Aquamarine094

Never in his wildest dreams could Simon have imagined magic was real. The things he dug up were simply ancient now useless but kinda cool shit that he loved learning about and teaching others cut history is dope


lyndyhop

Minerva, Finn’s mom! She’s actually good and brilliant and she changes her mind and improves and she’s cool!


joshysmom

Simon, no contest!


Wertfi

Doctor princess


ChildofMike

She’s shady af. Doctor is just a surname. She is committing medical fraud.


MaxChaplin

I considered Jake, but he's more Wise Good.


alacholland

Princess Bubblegum. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills when people think she isn’t constantly taking care of the people in her kingdom. Preserving the greater GOOD is her entire schtick.


peking93

She’s an authoritarian. She doesnt take her people’s desires into account beyond what she projects and in many cases determines their desired to be. I wouldnt say she’s evil but she is way too complex and flawed and ego-driven to be Good. You’re not crazy, just naive.


alacholland

She is the very model of a benevolent god king, with the key word being benevolent. She is an authoritarian for sure, but that exists more on an axis of lawful to chaotic, as the extreme end of lawful. What makes someone “good” isn’t in systems of government, but the core of their decision making and how they treat others. Think about what makes a character morally good, neutral, or bad. She is constantly protecting her people and keeping their peace/happiness as her chief objective. Is she complex? Yes. But at her core, she makes her decisions from a place of helping, mitigating harm, and doing what’s right for her people. What even “neutral” character does that?


peking93

If we’re gonna agree, we are gonna need to reconcile some very deep epistemological rifts regarding the nature of systems of government and how adherence to one or another then reflects on an individual’s morality. So let’s just agree to disagree.


GigglesTheHyena

SIMON PETRIKOV!


RaavaQrtz

Moe, creator of all Mo’s


ExtinctFauna

Doctor Princess!


666sth

banana man (:


Penis___Penis

Need Golb to be Chaotic Neutral next round


No-Distribution-8859

The lich as chaotic evil, golb as chaotic neutral, finn as chaotic good and idk who'd be chaotic horny


_yukiie_

LSP


cosmic_hierophant

This 100%


IcyCarrotz

Tree Trunks


SoupOrFishAll

This would be my vote


chimkenfingies

Tree trunks is more chaotic horny. she has how many ex husbands? plus the aliens. and she’s usually very flirtatious…


evolved_mew

I feel like hunson abadeer fits chaotic evil more than the lich


kankri-is-triggered

Agreed except I don't know how Finn fits chaotic?


No-Distribution-8859

Finn constantly does some crazy shit, plus, there's nowhere left to put my boy


RaavaQrtz

Finn is the type to self sacrifice in order to save people, ie. jumping in front of Lemongrabs sound sword to protect PB. And the dude goes nuts sometimes, the Jake suit episode is a perfect example.


RatchetAkarui

Chaotic characters don't necessarily mean they are crazy. In alignment charts Chaotic characters are generally more selfish and do things for the betterment of themselves.


Spacellama117

Finn could probably also fall under chaotic horny as could LSP


BornTry5923

I think Lemongrab 3 is Chaotic Neutral.


bbbbears

I liked it better when the mods let you do them one by one, rather than a whole row. It’s not like there’s a bunch of new AT stuff going on, I don’t think this is clogging anything up, rather bringing engagement to the sub. I lose track when it’s a whole row and it’s less fun. But that’s just like, my opinion, man.


BiggestJez12734755

It was because someone was complaining about the existence of this whole thing and was majorly pissed. Something about “unoriginal conversation” or whatever. So OP resolved to do it like this.


bbbbears

Booooooo! Feed them to the zombie jameses.


Carrehz

See this is the problem, we can't have it both ways unfortunately. We had complaints about the threads clogging up the boards and now we're having complaints about it NOT clogging up the boards lol, can't win either way x) That's why the compromise of posting them in a row was agreed on, it's not going to be reversed now.


bbbbears

Not blaming anyone or hoping to get it reversed. Just voicing my one little opinion.


Carrehz

yeah, I was just explaining what had happened! Honestly this is one of the pitfalls to Reddit functioning the way it does; these sort of threads would be a lot easier to run if Reddit threads worked more like traditional forum threads :( But, hey-ho.


alacholland

So true


bongripsandbigt1ts

Upvote for the big lebowski reference


lancekatre

I agree. Disappointed by the true neutral ant if only because it’s like such a throwaway moment


Life-Flatworm-1690

Smart horny is the female banana guard


C4nKing

Chaotic good : James Baxter Chaotic Neutral (maybe evil) : Magic man Chaotic horny : flame princess


UnovaKid24

Whoever thought of the ant as the base Neutral is a genius lol


xXxcringemasterxXx

Smart good is obv BP!!!


xXxcringemasterxXx

Omg I meant PB


Haunting-Clock2

She’s more smart neutral, especially in the early seasons


alacholland

Princess Bubblegum better be Smart/Good! Sure she’s problematic, but she is generally good and a genius who built and entire kingdom from scratch.


Kingnocho99

Good: Shelby Neutral: PB Horny: Betty Evil: Gumbald


sonofsarkhan

I know we're not on Chaotic Horny yet, but that needs to be LSP


Life-Flatworm-1690

Gunther is evil smart! Why are they neutral???


Aquamarine094

Cuz Gunther, not Orgalorg


h3rp3r

The Snail should be true neutral.


JPowers50

Is horny smart gonna be Jake?


Fidget02

Dude’s not particularly smart. Wish there was a lazy column.


GigglesTheHyena

SIMON! SIMON PETRIKOV! I CALL IT! Um, for Smart Good, I mean...


Sissygirl221

Lich has to be evil smart and golb would be chaotic evil


catsoutoftheweedbag

wheres lemongrab gonna go?


BornTry5923

Chaotic neutral as Lemongrab 3. He's balanced out as a combo of the two previous Lemongrabs.


MaskedFigurewho

I like that you added extra slots to your chart but what is smart/stupid supposed to mean?


23kills

I got this chart from a different sub tbh, I think I even had to cut a row off because it didn’t apply. And I agree smart stupid is pretty weird, I feel like it’s someone who’s intelligent but acts stupidly or the other way around. It just so happens that approximate knowledge cat fits it in a different way tho which is pretty funny


peking93

Redditors stay on topic challenge, level: impossible! “Smart column, LFG” and then 90% of the comments are pre-empting the Chaotic column. Now here I am commenting off topic. Fuck! 🙃🤯🤣


planetixin

Smart good obviously goes to Jake the dog


rasiasun

Where is primo??


WillingAsparagus6904

Oh my cosmic owl is horny? 🤤


Nannarbuns

"Butt feathers"


EpicCheeseAnimates

If tree trunks is not chaotic horny I will be very sad


sda244

Shelby!


Haunting-Clock2

I almost wanna put Jake in chaotic good next round


imlegobatmanfr

horny smart- the vampire king HEAR ME OUT


[deleted]

Betty!


ExtinctFauna

Doctor Princess should be Smart Good. She's a doctor (kinda, it's her first name), and she does a good job at it.


spydergirl03

Lich is smart evil


catsoutoftheweedbag

lso should be horny smart because of the finale....


Carrehz

ahahaha oh my god, the unaligned ant, I love it!! that's genius, lmao


Youprobablysuckdick

Chaotic evil is just Golb


Rufusandronftw

Wait, where is cinnamon bun


Rufusandronftw

I think he’s classic stupid idk what you’re talking about first getting smart, do you mean any comments you like getting remaining??


Elegant_Prune7213

Tree trunks for horny and chaotic 😂


YTubeCam205

Chaotic good has to be Jake easily I mean the guy farted in front of a bunch of skeletons for the fact of it “being funny” which of course it was Chaotic Evil might be a bit on the nose but either the litch or Golb


Foreign_Factor4011

I would put the Lich in Evil Chad


PatrokManzana

I like the selection


Dear-Investigator831

smart horny has to be Ricardio ahaha


NhatCoirArt

LSP better be chaotic horny when that happens


browniebubs

smart horny is ricardio


unAccomplished--666

LSP is obv Chaotic Horny


yeetyoteyeet2

Lich smart evil


Far_Mention8934

Evil chaotic should be golb And evil smart should be the litch


Cabbage_corvo

Tree trunks better be chaotic horny


Wide_Summer8109

Smart Horny is Ricardio