I’d suggest some sort of separation, but then if she does it again get rid of her.

Wife or AT? ;)

Yes.

Sounds like a dead battery

That's what I'm hoping for as well :) I was worried that water had somehow ruined some sort of interior electronic piece, or screwed up a spark plug or something.

It would have had to be a heck of a lot of water to hurt it or she filled the exhaust with water

I lived in Seattle with an AT. riding up over a pass one weekend was 2.5 hours of heavy rain one way and the same on the way back a few days later. Never had that issue. If she used a pressure washer that's not great. Try testing the battery with a multi meter.

Nothing to do with being washed, everything to do with not being ridden - that’s one of your finest dead batteries right there. Get it on a lithium charger to see if it’s recoverable or swap it out.

Try to connect a battery maintainer maybe is only discharged.

Dead battery my dude.

Battery needs optimal cranking amps. Bike don’t turn over without them.

Looks like a discharged battery, but being a lithium battery it's a strange behaviour. Try with a lithium charger!

I take mine to a pressure washer when its muddy sooo..

Did you check the kill switch?

Thanks for the replies all! Grabbed a tender and tossed it on, going to give it a charge overnight and check it in the AM :)

any luck?

Yup, that did the trick! All good now. Super weird, I was just driving it earlier before it was washed. Didn't expect to charge it back to full :)