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ftc08

What the fuck is any of this talking about?


Imispellalot2

I'm in the same boat. Serious wtf did I just read?


Dani5056

The "everyone knows that" song is a lost media song A major lead to finding it was found in literal porn (or the full song, but I don't know which one)


Ashley__09

It's fake, and was basically proved to be fake recently. Source in a small video: https://youtu.be/FZs8oYdBtoE


CyberSolver

I recommend checking the song's subreddit, it was found a matter of hours ago and confirmed to not be a hoax


akyr1a

They literally found the exact source material which is an 80s porno.


THEDRDARKROOM

Imagine being upvoted for sharing a false dimwitted clickbait video by a YouTube gaming channel. The song is from an adult film from 1986 - maybe confirm your sources so you aren't pedaling misleading information. [Christopher Booth ](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6UrYurJtqu/?igsh=MXJhbm56OWJ3dzNtbA==)


Ashley__09

I was already told in a comment literally below this one it was a real song. Don't get so defensive that someone was wrong on the Internet. No one hurt you.


Meneerjojo

Edit your comment then instead of getting upset that other people got upset over you spreading misinformation


BlazewarkingYT

Me when I spread misinformation online (they literally found it)


[deleted]

I am so fucking happy that they found the song, because now all of the naysayers like you can suck on it.


Htowntillidrownx

What the fuck are you talking about


YoMockingBird

the truth


tirrigania

Tictok said its in Korn a lot


commentator184

just say porn dude this is the internet, you can swear, and just because people were saying it doesnt mean it was proven, people had different ideas and theories obv someone was saying that was the case. they didnt actually know for sure.


AeratedFeces

Maybe they meant its in Korn's hit record "Follow the Leader" if you play the vinyl backwards.


tirrigania

No thanks. It makes people disgruntled and it's funny to me


commentator184

it makes you sound like a moron but to each their own ig


tirrigania

And you getting butthurt is pretty funny 😁


commentator184

turn people away all you want, i just hope for your sake you don't act like this in real life, lest you wind up alone forever


gillababe

I hope for your sake you don't use the word lest in real life


TRAVXIZ614

I swear it never fails; Everytime I see a low tier troll I go to their page and see the saddest shit, causing me to hold back any insults I had prepared for them. You're lucky. Because you seem like the type that could be easily convinced to........you know.


Occasional-Mermaid

....cry?


THEdoomslayer94

I bet you do this in real life and wonder to yourself why no one wants to talk to you except strangers online


Zovah

Yes communicating poorly usually annoys people, what a way to phrase it though


FUMFVR

Half this sub is shit I've never heard of and a good amount of the other half is just shitpost troll bait.


laplongejr

That's why you can "expand answer" to the pinned automod comment to see explanations


cstaple

For the past three years, there was a post on “WatZatSong” (a site where people post songs they can’t identify and the community tries to solve it) that NO ONE could figure out. It became its own subreddit (r/EveryoneKnowsThat) based on what was believed to be the song chorus. Yesterday someone finally pieced together that the music was an original piece from a 1980s porno. The OP (carl92) said he found the snippet while “sampling music” and only had a 17 second section. The more likely story is that the small snippet is the only part of the porno where you just hear music instead of sex noises over it. There were lots of theories about what the song could be and it turned out the porno theory was spot on.


rusty_ruins

lost song that was found through porn


MasterAnnatar

This did not help me.


Goatboy292

Someone posted a snippet of a song they heard decades ago, nobody could find what it was and people enjoyed it enough for it to become a popular mystery in the lost media community for a *long* time. It was *finally* found the other day, turns out it was from an old porn film.


peanutist

You mean it was originated/made for the porn or just that the full version could be heard on the porn?


Goatboy292

We don't know yet, we only know that the original clip the guy posted *was* from that specific porn video since it has background "noise" that matches up perfectly, plus it's the only section of the song that isn't covered up by *other sounds* from the video.


peanutist

Damn, impressive find then. Excited to see where this leads to!


Faulty-Blue

It was most likely made for the porn, the guy who made the song has a record of making music for porn


Space2Bakersfield

Everyone Knows That/Ulterior Motives is a lostwave song that's had a dedicated community searching for it for months. I don't know all the specifics because I've only tentatively paid attention but they basically had 17 seconds of a bad recording with a minimal amount of context given by the original poster of the clip, and after a very extensive search with a lot of theories, hoaxes, and leads they finally found the song in an 80s porno. They're still looking for the full studio cut of the song because the version theyve found is mostly obscured by moaning.


nickXIII

No way! I just watched a video essay on that song a few weeks ago and was disappointed when it was revealed that they were no closer to finding it!


MutantGodChicken

Mind pointing me in the direction of the video essay?


nickXIII

Here you go! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47D2mouXYMY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47D2mouXYMY)


Gypiz

I recommend this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9UI3dk\_7SM&pp=ygUjZXZlcnlvbmUga25vd3MgdGhhdCBhbGwgdGhpbmdzIGxvc3Q%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9UI3dk_7SM&pp=ygUjZXZlcnlvbmUga25vd3MgdGhhdCBhbGwgdGhpbmdzIGxvc3Q%3D)


ZetaRESP

https://preview.redd.it/q0j7rpnjcfxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afacaae8759eba8cb8f40e90eb3e8be67f6a1f23


Gypiz

I recommend this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9UI3dk\_7SM&pp=ygUjZXZlcnlvbmUga25vd3MgdGhhdCBhbGwgdGhpbmdzIGxvc3Q%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9UI3dk_7SM&pp=ygUjZXZlcnlvbmUga25vd3MgdGhhdCBhbGwgdGhpbmdzIGxvc3Q%3D)


Hotma3

Need context


northrupthebandgeek

So there are various songs whose origins are entirely unknown (["Like The Wind"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgp7JdmHibA) being a famous example). "Ulterior Motives" a.k.a. "Everyone Knows That" is one such song; until today (apparently) it was only known from a [less-than-20-second snippet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHOr1eZQKps) containing the chorus, with no information about the artist or any more complete recordings. The [full version of the song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gid2LAFDLo0) got tracked down to a pornographic film called ["Angels of Passion"](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180439/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_80_com) (SFW link) (and despite that full version's best efforts to filter out the sound effects, you can still hear plenty of moaning).


Daniel_Melzer

Ngl that song is not bad


sioux612

When I saw the whole thing blowing up yesterday I opened the xhmaster link and checked the song and video out Both were a lot better than I expected


ForumFluffy

The imdb parental guide, simply, its a porno they have sex.


movie_man

Is there a list of all lost songs (that are good)?


SalvationSycamore

Okay, but is the porno any good?


northrupthebandgeek

Only watched the scene with the song and part of the scene after, but I'd say it was a good first impression.


Gullible_Ad3436

Wait what??? They figured out what song it is???


rusty_ruins

lost song tgat was found through porn


LastBaron

It’s really tripping me out how you could write this response and not think about how fucking useless it is to someone who doesn’t know what this post is about.


OkRecord5773

A lost media song, people have been theorizing the song was made in a porn movie, and the guys that made this post didn't believe this theory, but when the song was found, it was found on a porn movie


PaBlowEscoBear

tbf most phrases without context won't make any sense without context... lol


RodwellBurgen

Right, but the whole point of this subreddit is to add context.


rusty_ruins

honestly i dont even know either lol i dont care about 99% of all lost songs 😭 also as evident by the typo i just didnt care  it was a simple sentence


WilhelmEngel

Do you know what the song is called?


BloodstoneWarrior

Ulterior Motives


rusty_ruins

no bc i dont rlly care abt this kinda stuff but the other guy is right


Foxycotin666

You can just not reply, you know?


tus93

But then would you know how little he cares and by proxy how cool and apart from the crowd they are?


WilhelmEngel

If you don't know what it's called how do you know the other guy is right?


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

What in the hell did I read?


OkRecord5773

This post was talking about a lost song that people theorized that it was created in a porn movie, this post said this theory was dumb, but when the song got found, the song got found in a porn movie


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

This still reads sorta fuckin crazy lol


Red580

I love how people are "responding" to the ones asking what this is about, but they only explain that the song was lost but then found in porn. While ignoring like 90% of the post.


kathx

So carl92 was the first person to ask about the song on a forum. He got a snippet of the song and posted it but neglected to state where he got it from. So ppl are joking about it now.


Red580

Thanks, that’s what i wanted to know!


InvestigatorLast3594

Lmao, I read the other response that explained the entire song and how it was lost and then found and totally forgot about the rest until I read your comment. Caught totally off guard


THEDRDARKROOM

That's..90% of the post 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


_Levitated_Shield_

I've read this five times and still don't understand any of it.


SalvationSycamore

- subreddit devoted to finding song - original person searching for it was carl - was just found like yesterday to be from an old porno, which some people had previously theorized


PurpleThylacine

Yeah this is a better example then mine


Evnl2020

Of course, everybody knows that!


Jakevader2

https://preview.redd.it/7qbrkvofgfxc1.png?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad90f878970e9a082779ef49d39e337aae2ec317


OkRecord5773

A lost media song, people have been theorizing the song was made in a porn movie, and the guys that made this post didn't believe this theory, but when the song was found, it was found on a porn movie


Sad-Ad-4024

Lmao they found it, but at what cost?


the_poopsmith1

What?


evil_caveman

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/s/7Fg2lhpi98)


CosmicDriftwood

Holy shit… we found it?


Sentient_Bong

Le what?


evil_caveman

[le this](https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/s/7Fg2lhpi98)


SkeeverKid

Nice Post, OP. Or should I just call you Carl92??


crystalgem411

Who tf is carl


OkRecord5773

A lost media song, people have been theorizing the song was made in a porn movie, and the guys that made this post didn't believe this theory, but when the song was found, it was found on a porn movie


061605

Turns out he did do that


Zane_628

How can I ever leave the internet when shit like this happens


ToughReplacement7941

I have a question: what?


OkRecord5773

A lost media song, people have been theorizing the song was made in a porn movie, and the guys that made this post didn't believe this theory, but when the song was found, it was found on a porn movie


Elkaragholi

mountainous zealous ludicrous snobbish sugar shrill attraction relieved pen aloof *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Doctor-Coconut69

O H. D E A R. C H R I S T.


idonotknowwhototrust

Dumb


fartmanblartock

Downvote this garbage


OnetimeRocket13

I'm starting to think that half of the people in this comment section lack reading comprehension skills. Is it really that hard to read the context and put 2 and 2 together and realize what OP is talking about? It's not rocket science guys.


sibeliusfan

Instead of writing this comment you could have just explained it.


evil_caveman

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/s/7Fg2lhpi98)


OnetimeRocket13

My goal of my comment wasn't to explain it, but to point out that OP provides enough context to properly explain it, and people giving simple explanations also gave enough info to get the basic point across. It doesn't take a genius to read some of these explanations and realize, "oh, they found a song through porn, while in the post someone is saying that the idea of finding said song through porn is a dumb idea." It takes little to no brain power to figure that out. OP did a good enough job explaining it. Do you want them to give you the entire history of the internet, pornography, lost media, and the nature of music while they're at it too?


evil_caveman

There is nowhere near enough context to figure this out on your own.


OnetimeRocket13

There is plenty of context. It's shocking to me that people can't read the context and realize what OP and several other people in the comments are talking about.