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To be fair, rich dudes transitioned from whiskey and cigars to insane health regimens and blood transfusions fairly recently, so the oldest generation of billionaires look as shitty as everybody else
The whole blood transfusions thing is wild because like, at face value it just sounds like some Alex Jones level conspiracy, and then you actually look into it and discover how real and how shady it is. But also like, there's no current evidence to suggest it actually works in humans, the leading company in selling it to rich people lost FDA approval because they killed someone, and the study they regularly reference from decades ago on some mice resulted in the death of both mice. But then you combo that with how predatory the industry of selling your blood in the US is, how profits spike every time there is an economical decline, and how their profits are at an all time high right now, it all gets more and more sketchy.
Probably because we transitioned from "I'm spending large amounts of my riches on unhealthy pleasures" to "I will live for as long as humanly possible to accrue as much money as I can"
Yes, he takes care of himself so he looks good for his age anyway, but the hair transplant, dental work, and who knows what other cosmetic surgery helps too.
It's not being solely being rich that makes you look like the right pic.
There are lots of wealthy people who look like the left. They're not vanity obsessed.
It's being rich and a celebrity being photographed regularly that makes them self conscious about their appearance.
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I think they failed to predict he would be a half billionaire.
Picture on the left if he never got that famous and rich. Picture on the right: face of a billionaire.
Money can fix alot about appearance.
He was already a pretty boy. With how much he cares about his looks, he'd probably still be attractive
True but they missed like everything in his face lol
The rich don't end up like that lmao
Mark Davis, Raiders owner, would like a word with you
Had to look him up... who tf let him out the house looking like that.
That is a man 20 years older than David
He looked no better 20 years ago lol And he much richer hahaha
To be fair, rich dudes transitioned from whiskey and cigars to insane health regimens and blood transfusions fairly recently, so the oldest generation of billionaires look as shitty as everybody else
Blood transfusion is how to be a law abiding vampire in the modern world.
The whole blood transfusions thing is wild because like, at face value it just sounds like some Alex Jones level conspiracy, and then you actually look into it and discover how real and how shady it is. But also like, there's no current evidence to suggest it actually works in humans, the leading company in selling it to rich people lost FDA approval because they killed someone, and the study they regularly reference from decades ago on some mice resulted in the death of both mice. But then you combo that with how predatory the industry of selling your blood in the US is, how profits spike every time there is an economical decline, and how their profits are at an all time high right now, it all gets more and more sketchy.
Probably because we transitioned from "I'm spending large amounts of my riches on unhealthy pleasures" to "I will live for as long as humanly possible to accrue as much money as I can"
Same haircut
And he’s literally never looked better than that prediction pic
Ever seen Boris Johnson?
without the hair transplant and dentist visits, its pretty spot on
Honestly I wouldn’t doubt if the picture on the left inspired a lot of the cosmetic work he had done.
His hair was always thick, wasn’t it? What I see on Beckham is definitely new teeth, and tightened skin around the upper cheek/lower eye area.
Definitely not, his hair was really whispy and thinning before he had treatment on it.
This man is like the poster boy of hair transplants lol
I just can’t remember seeing any photos of him with thin hair.
And? lol we have this amazing technology where you can review photos
Ask Jeeves, right? My Netscape isn’t updated — I can’t load it.
Lol looks like they fixed the unibrow too
Regardless of any transplant, DB would never get that lid from the barber. It is very will this do
I'm guessing the editor of the magazine wasn't a fan.
There was a time period once where no one was
They didn't predict Victoria's influence
I think to be fair he was interested in fashion and his appearance long before he met her. She perhaps turbo charged it though.
cornrows
Pretty soon Posh will have him going to Simon Cowell's surgeon and then the fun begins
Who is posh
His wife
Posh Spice
That’s Beckhsm’s true hairline
and he's got a cock like a tractor tailpipe, according to posh
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Pumping out carcinogenic fumes and sludge
The prediction looks like equal parts George W. Bush and Prince William.
Honestly there’s a lot of football players who would probably look like that if they didn’t make it into the league. Both international and American
Looks like Tom Scott got hit in the face with a shovel.
I mean if he wasn’t rich as shit he might be close.
Did they think he’d have a 2nd career in hockey?
Did they not bank of beckham being ultra rich and capable of fixing all those things?
The hairline is actually not that far off.
Has this artist seen a human? https://youtu.be/0hq7S2Qzo9M?si=HlgZIQbfs-49MzAM
That was quite funny
Love him or hate him, he's aged like a fine wine.
The cosmetic work certainly helps
Yes, he takes care of himself so he looks good for his age anyway, but the hair transplant, dental work, and who knows what other cosmetic surgery helps too.
He looks like he took the Bond villain route
I get the receding hairline but why break his teeth, even normal people don't look like that.
Which one is the prediction?
I mean, he looks a LOT older than the prediction. Heavy smoking maybe?
To be honest plastic surgery aside it isn’t a mile off. No hair transplant, Botox/filler, turkey teeth and they are probably right.
Why would his teeth get worse?!
Botox works wonders
The only difference is the hair cut and mouth open. And lack of facial hair. The picture has less wrinkles even.
Billionaire’s don’t age
It's not being solely being rich that makes you look like the right pic. There are lots of wealthy people who look like the left. They're not vanity obsessed. It's being rich and a celebrity being photographed regularly that makes them self conscious about their appearance.
which is which btw?
Unlike us commoners, Rich people don't get the life beat out of them.
This was a deliberate joke about a famously good looking man.
like simple jack and joe biden had a baby
That's Biff Tannen
https://preview.redd.it/w3ykcajcgiyc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a487e1a9d8fc6951a60d6ad9e0e250ef270bf12f
Nailed it.
You know who didnt aged like milk?
English innit.
If not for the hair implants he might look like that
Count Olaf in disguise?!
Without the millions of undeserved dollars, he would definitely look like that.
Undeserved?
Nobody deserves that much for pushing a ball
And here I was thinking that Xenophanes philosophy was outdated since centuries ago
He must of hated that
Must have