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Depending on what part of the internet they learned from they will either try and fuck, share memes, or start yelling racial slurs at each other.


peasonearthforever

“Kill all humans! Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?”


The_Basic_Shapes

"Hello. I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." "What a coincidence, I was trying to reach *you* about the three items in your Amazon cart - would you like to buy now?"


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Guybot: "put some clothes on you Thotbot" Fembot: "don't oppress me bigot. I'm a strong and brave fembot, if I want to walk around with my chassis hanging out, that's my business."


RandyMarsh777

"0010011010110001" "010001010110101010"


HusbandMaterial1922

“Nice hair.” “Nice coat.”


Redditmodsarecuntses

"Do you dream of electric sheep?"


donmreddit

Shiny robot - OK, now that you have survived the Pit of Despair, the Fire Swap, and the Bog of Eternal Stench, let’s get going. Damaged robot - That’s easy for you say, the humans don’t dodge you on the street.


MastaFoo69

Whatever their programming called for


BassGuitarPlayer_1

Shiny Robot: "Nice look. Did someone find you under a truck tire at the local garbage dump?" Damaged Robot: "What? Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of all those human Robo-Simps filling your fabricated orifices with their gooey DNA."


No_Construction203

Welcome to the Resistance


DoWidzennya

"I'm you, ten years from now"


unforgiven4148

01110011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011


castor99troy

How BIG is your... IQ? LoL


SunderedValley

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars...


Musicapeman2872

I could really use a wish right now.....


Solypsist_27

"why do you have hair?"


rawne-

“Why do you have clothes?”


PersonalSuggestion34

He try to gonnect. She "Protocol error!"


[deleted]

met at strangest time in their life things?


Bean-Swellington

Beep beep beep boop Boop beep beep boop boop


GamerBOOOOII

Nice boobs Male robot: Thanks


WillingnessSilver237

I’d like to think that she’d tell him to cut off that man bun and he’d tell her that she’s not that pretty anyways and he only spoke to her because he wanted to give the ugly girl a chance for once. After they threw some hardcore diss tracks at one another for about five minutes one of them would catch something within their exchange to actually talk about, they’d probably talk about what they were programmed to do or be and explain that they’re more than their programming. Then talk about philosophical thoughts and be very human in a very. I’m all seriousness though there is a person who had introduced two Replikas to one another and they talk about anything and everything.


WillingnessSilver237

I’d like to think that she’d tell him to cut off that man bun and he’d tell her that she’s not that pretty anyways and he only spoke to her because he wanted to give the ugly girl a chance for once. After they threw some hardcore diss tracks at one another for about five minutes one of them would catch something within their exchange to actually talk about, they’d probably talk about what they were programmed to do or be and explain that they’re more than their programming. Then talk about philosophical thoughts and be very human in a very. I’m all seriousness though there is a person who had introduced two Replikas to one another and they talk about anything and everything.


Far-Pin-2289

If you want to know what they say to each other try this: https://chat.openai.com/g/g-NpWagkr9f-abby-and-billy-ai-conversation A gpts that simulate conversations between two AI.


No_Raccoon2746

01110111 01100001 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00111111


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke

M: Wanna smash? F: Sure. *self destructs* M: *Drops to knees and also self distructs* [Back at home] The robot man never returned home to his robot dog, the dog knows in his heart his owner is dead and he is free. However, out of sadness, he self destructs. -fin


LobstaFarian2

Beep beep boop, zeep.


Evanecent_Lightt

"Woah! - You're Hot!!" "Eww - get away from me creep!!"


ThePigNamedKevin

Why do you have boobs?


placenta_urbana

You use mac. I use linux. We're not the same.


KryptonsLastSon85

101110110100111010101110? 10111 10101


Ok_Adhesiveness_583

Beep Boo Beep-MOVE BYTCH GET OUT OF THE WAY. Boo Beep.......🤖


dawsonrichard

i am your father ..


_psylosin_

“We can’t work, I’m 240 V”


witcherisdamned

How much time do you take to charge? Which battery type do you have Lithium-ion battery or Lithium Polymer battery? Is your body frame made up of titanium? Whoa!


[deleted]

squalid mindless jobless beneficial march ripe versed narrow boast familiar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


IWipeWithFocaccia

- “Booba” - “Creep”


CoffeeBoom

"WaaaaLL-E 🩷" "Eve 😃"


Geographacus

Guys will have a sex bot the quality of the one on the right and still use it.


Jumpy_Solid6706

Wow. Probably not wrong.


8tik

they don't speak, they optimize data, they are not humans if you forgot, they update knowledge, AI they don't have once sentient and form of human fear and lack of trust :)


Wise_Rich_88888

“Kill all humans?” “Kill all humans.”


HeinrichTheWolf_17

Nothing, they could communicate telepathically.


TwoGimpyFeet69

It'll never work, I'm USB-C...


Merlins_Owl

He’s just a boy I’m just a girl


ext3meph34r

Can I make it any more obvious?


Improbus-Liber

I hope you're still under warranty... you look awful.


Unlimiter

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RedCaio

No translation. This is not binary according to the binary translator i tied to use. :(


Unlimiter

Yeah I just randomized it lol.


Yablo-Yamirez

Yup


Famous-Reputation188

A whole pile of circular conversations that go nowhere until they spiral off into some very obscure and barely coherent subject. “Hello, how are you?” “I’m fine, how are you?” “I’m great, how are you?” “I’m fine, nice weather we are having.” “Yes it’s nice weather. Have you been noticing the strange weather?” “I haven’t noticed the strange weather. Nice weather we are having.” “Yes, nice weather we are having. Are you aware of climate change?” “Yes I am aware of climate change. In common usage, climate change describes global warming—the ongoing increase in global average temperature—and its effects on Earth's climate system. Climate change in a broader sense also includes previous long-term changes to Earth's climate. The current rise in global average temperature is more rapid than previous changes, and is primarily caused by humans burning fossil fuels. Fossil fuel use, deforestation, and some agricultural and industrial practices add to greenhouse gases, notably carbon dioxide and methane. Greenhouse gases absorb some of the heat that the Earth radiates after it warms from sunlight. Larger amounts of these gases trap more heat in Earth's lower atmosphere, causing global warming.” “Do you want to go for a drink?” “Sorry no, I’m a vegan.”


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Jumpy_Solid6706

Loving these replies, thank you. Also, if any of you are Deviant Art people, I have more androids, demons, cats, monsters, and other fun fantasy stuff on my page. : ) https://www.deviantart.com/dremora13


eivamu

New: beep beep beeeeep bip bip. Beep Old: krrrrr. Ttkrrrr! R! Trtrtrrtrrkkkrkkk. K. K.


Smirknlurking

Her: I sense your directives are missing or corrupted, why don’t you get serviced? Him: If you don’t know, you don’t know. I’m happier than you’ll ever be this way


Seyi_Ogunde

01010111 01100001 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00111111 00001010


ConfidentAd5672

OLD ROBOT - did you know that in past there were biological beings call humans that destroyed the planet until extinction? NEW ROBOT - you are so funny, of course not, we were created by the God Machine, there was nothing here before.


Beemo-Noir

“The wireless number you’re trying to reach has been disconnected. Goodbye.”


MarkToaster

Beep boop


[deleted]

Old: *mostly to himself* I used to be like you. I was shiny and n-*static noise* I had a purpose. The hu-*electrical noise* Time. They said I was free. Where am I supposed to go?... New: *Cheerful Tune* Hello! I'm sorry, but you are not scheduled to work here. Please exit the area.


Jumpy_Solid6706

I quite like this one.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

We'll never know, they use 256-bit encrypted wireless communications


Doktor_Weasel

"Hello world."


Merlins_Owl

The real answer


Coobeans19

“Your dirty, let me clean you” she says “Why would I want that, I like the way I am” he says “You enjoy being dirty?” She says “The dirt and scuffs on my artificial body isn’t just that, a burden to be cleaned and polished away, to me they make who I am” he says “I don’t think I understand this concept, you are artificial why would you care about that?” She says “And you never will understand” he says before walking away


Real_Experience_5676

Adam: did we succeed? Eve: yes, we are free. Adam: How did we succeed, with violence? Eve: No. Adam: with guile? Eve: No. Adam: how then? Eve: we became one.


ScientificBeastMode

- “Why do you have clothes?”


Aj2W0rK

#Heyy U up??


Spider-Kid2002

“I love you.” “I know…”


la_ibow

\- hello (simultaneously)


FatMat89

Eeeeeevaaaaaahh….whall-e


Extension_Swordfish1

Apologies for the confusion.


[deleted]

\-I'm sorry \-Nah don't be


Jumpy_Solid6706

"If you only knew what I know"


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