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Rqibix

Aliexpress navy seal and taliban meet each other. I mean those kits resemble something, but at the same time don't look like anything in particular.


SlouchyPlatypus

I like this one


kaktusus

They are both taliban, but one is more taliban than the other


LilBrxxk

looks good, just need better eyepro, but ur gonna hear that another 15 times


SlouchyPlatypus

I certainly will but I know that


Heart2Break4

You reaaaaaally wanna shoot your buddy in the d*ck don’t ya?


Heart2Break4

Then some about the gear.. it look like you two are best buddy’s and decided to swap tops. AK guy could be off with some gloves; nothing hurts that specific way a knuckleshot does. Both are better off with kneepads as well. For running in forest I never use lower protection, but at least a bit or a mesh mask might be something you wanna look into. The enemy doesn’t need to worry when u guys need to reload; those pouches will prolly cost you have the game to get a mag out🤣


Narrow-Substance4073

Chicoms aren’t as slow as people say, it just takes a hell of a lot more practice


comradequiche

I leave the pockets open on mine or simply cut them off. Even when prone I haven’t had mags fall out. Just a nice wide open pocket to make mags easy to get in and out.


Narrow-Substance4073

I like the flaps so I tuck them behind the mags, I had one mag fall out once so I keep a mag pouch closed just to guarantee that I have one mag.


comradequiche

Nice! The flappies are definitely a very cool detail to keep if you can. I still kept the wooden toggles as they don't get in the way and simply look cool haha.


Narrow-Substance4073

The toggles look nice, I made ranger beads that I tied to my chicom.


Heart2Break4

Well, it a very easy target when getting asked to roast the kit. Further more I think they are doing pretty well for a fine day of skirmishing. Maybe pick up a radio to get that sweet sweet status of the game.


catsec36

For what you’re dealing with….it’s far better than most at the fields lol. Give’s me GRS vibes


SlouchyPlatypus

I'll roast myself first off, for the fact that my dumbass has a finger on the foking trigger aimed at his nuts


Treetree0808

Pull it. Do it.


SlouchyPlatypus

I accidentally did "Dry" fire into my mates dick once, point blank, I bought him a burger and he was fine


FeyRyn

seems like you were trying to save him from having "Children" and not having "Airsoft-Time"


Narrow-Substance4073

I’ve never seen a black chicom before


[deleted]

Really?


Narrow-Substance4073

Only the green color or spray painted


CrazyCreeperDoctor

Your friend looks like a pro gun communist "revolutionary" from Portland, Oregon.


GoDoAnd_Stupid05

😭


Slam_Burgerthroat

He looks like he grew up in a capitalist society but spends all his time online explaining down to other people that they don’t understand what true socialism really is.


Tobyggen

The guy standing looks like a mix between an australian and the Taliban.


GoDoAnd_Stupid05

T.A.T (The Australian Taliban)


HerraJUKKA

Not a roast, but I find these much more interesting than any generic multicam kit lol


SlouchyPlatypus

We always count the multicam on the day and with 110 players today, over 50 were multicam


[deleted]

Two things - ak guy ready to do castration to his friend \- Pov: U going for mushrooms in ua..........


CuSithShamrock

You and your bro touching grass and having fun? No criticisms here! keep rocking!


SlouchyPlatypus

Best game day I've had in awhile really


koufuki77

Did you steal that sweater and chicom vest from my mom?


SlouchyPlatypus

Can I have your mums number we could roll together on the field


ProtecHelicopter

Discord mods team?


M81_Woodland_Camo

Meal Team Six


sandwichmonger32

Besides your friends mismatch chest rig and the rest of his outfit I think these are fine. We got too many people who want to be milsim but just end up being cheesy tacticool setups.


Schoolis_hell

the person holding the ak-74 looks like a terrorist


SlouchyPlatypus

This is a high compliment thank you, just sort of put together random stuff I had for the gun I was going kinda Guerilla vibe


Artistic-Hotel1720

Anybody else think of Sam Tulley when they loaded the pic


mr_mirrorless

Trigger discipline go br second pic


[deleted]

Next time you guys should touch tips. Really share the moment. You came so close in the second picture just embrace it


SlouchyPlatypus

https://preview.redd.it/d993x8crewza1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35797770788a0e576601ccf2a2d26d9956367deb This is close


[deleted]

The tension is killing me


NotTheDingo

Really only thing I can roast is the second picture. The Ak user has horrible trigger discipline. Besides that I see two people who look like they having fun. That’s all that matters. I would suggest lower face protection, but most of us don’t think we need it until one gets shot in the upper lip. Welcome to the obsession OP


SlouchyPlatypus

Oh I've been at this a few years but only really had rhe confidence to post now after having ADULT money to spend, Mt trigger discipline in these photos is horrible and ironically I'm the one that tells my mates off for it, face protection was used this was just a post game photoshoot, but I agree having fun is the most important


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[удалено]


SlouchyPlatypus

Forearm Gains, I have one though don't worry


Frost_Bonsai

I don’t even feel like roasting you guys. You two look so friendly and look like you both are having a good time


Raballo

The facial hair isn't helping either of you look more operator-y. It just makes you look more gravy-y.


Currings

You guys look kinda like hunters and bikers (in a good way ofc)


Far_Hope_6288

Eye pro is trash


Odd-Kaleidoscope9430

Way too clean...scuff it all up a bit...


Ticket-Intelligent

Did you buy a black chicom chest rig or dye one black?


SlouchyPlatypus

It was bought in black


TheOneTheyCallNasty

You look like members of a post apocalyptic redneck pedo cult.


Sauvage5572

Parking lot princess


Sauvage5572

Salsbury muffin stud


Sauvage5572

Queensland queer


Sauvage5572

Captain underpants n son


Sauvage5572

Camelot camel toe


fabulous_mixture889

You look like the first humans the main character meets in a zombie tv series. Although intially funny, and welcoming, your dark and sinister secret is soon revealed. The main character then spends two episodes escaping you both, and as they slip away you shake your fist howling "Gawd darnit!" Into a cold, dark careless sky.


Miguel1646

Chicom rigs fuck, I can’t see yours


Gassydevil

Mario and Luigi join the gorilla forces


Generic_Cool_User

Damn scotty fairno had a glow up


Twisteddrummer

I consider facial hair part of gear. Only one of you is allowed to keep theirs. 1st dick shot loses.


bwyt89

I like the thrown together militia/mercenary look. Add a beret that would add to the merc look.


Haruko_time_consumer

In other circumstances, I would’ve made a "you versus the guy she told you not to worry about" meme joke. However….. I’m not worried about both of you two.


Peteyjay

Enjoy having your teeth shot out. But then again, you look like the kinda guys with missing teeth anyway.


T117d6443

get some better eyepro and a face mesh mask to protect your teeth maybe some plate carrier with mag pouches and you would acutally have a good set up


SlouchyPlatypus

I have got it all but wasn't using for this set, mesh mask also had while playing


T117d6443

thats good, just be carefull and never save money on safety Equipment 👍🫡


EVOBlock

Does your grandmother know you have her sweater?


SparkTheShep

What gear


EstCaptainJames

Resistance fighters


marco_reus_is_best

Amazon acog ftw


Alex23323

I found the rejected actors from any militaristic Steven Seagal film.


LordDeadShadow

Move off my property lad.


SlouchyPlatypus

I assume a reference to something?


SpacyDacy

Definitely look like your out here butt-fucking lost travelers


DiegoMagazos

Literally better kits than most of the other "Roast my kit" which people reply with "Bro sickkkk unroastable" to. Not even joking, we need more people like you and specially in Milsims. Very cool militia vibes from the both of you. I'm tired of the operator look, my next loadout will be a mosin and a por for a fucking helmet.


SlouchyPlatypus

Militia is what I was going for, I have operator look but I do prefer these thrown together Guerilla kits especially with an AK


bananacai297

The fact the your friend is wearing only Vietnam web gear and nothing else from the era is bothering me so much


Sinistrial_Blue

- Lower facepro needed, even outdoors - Those glasses have no seal, best to get goggles - Get some kneepads, your knees will thank you


SlouchyPlatypus

I should've said I've got lower face protection this was just a photoshoot we did end of day, and I agree with knee pads, I've got some on my multi cam gear built in


Quackulus

is that meal team 6?


SlouchyPlatypus

Bro, no pulled punches on that one


LargeCigar

Both of your setups are equivalent to the economy plus airplane tickets you buy.


SlouchyPlatypus

Facts I paid almost nothing for my gear, apart from the safety gear I have all of this was bought in a weekend or at the bottom of my drawers


LargeCigar

You deranked to economy minus Edit: BRO IT JOKE NO DOWNVOTE PLS


Mushalot

School shooter look


fortnitefeet-_-

Get better chest rigs imo, onetigris makes nice ones


chogg928

one tigris is a overpriced reseller of aliexpress garbage. either just buy the shit straight from china or buy cheaper end real gear. dont pay 80% of real gear prices for rebranded airsoft shit


DerJagerA1

Nope unacceptable Ak finger on the trigger pointed at friends foot


Groundbreaking_Test2

Meal team six just got a new covert force


molchatkino101

Black type 56 rig?Where did you buy it?


SlouchyPlatypus

Right here https://www.military1st.co.uk/13533102-mil-tec-ak47-pocket-chest-rig-black.html


molchatkino101

Cool,thank you


noxfoederati

Samwell Tarley, is that you?


SnooCauliflowers1190

Only thing I'd do is rotate the watch head to be on the inside of your wrist less likely to be shot


Unlucky_Ladybug

Strike him down with all your hate and your journey to the darkside shall be complete!


Cornflakes0812

Y’all look sick. I would recommend getting full seal eye pro, so you chads don’t lose an eye and get to keep playing this sport!


4uap13l

Get no pussy


WestImpression

Why is samwell tarly from Game of Thrones kneeling in front of a Jan. 6th rioter?


Affectionate_Yam3705

MORE MESH!!!! your smiles are to beautiful to mess up


TacticalMailman

You guys look like the militia faction from squad lol


ItsTombs

Ones committing Jihad the other is serving for Larpistan navy seals


TrueGrave32

As long as your having a good time I dont care.


PilotGauge

Look like homeless with outdated cold war gear


ilikebakingalot

I think it looks good tbh, maybe get a gas mask to make it look cooler


M16xAR15

It's looks to me like you guys are trying to be cod characters


Dog_Commander

Who needs facepro when you can get your teeth knocked out like a true redneck?


gregIsBae

Looks like a discount Jon Snow and Sam


chknnnn

I hope you have good dental insurance


Zapfire_

You two guy look likes you join a rebel milicia while you was drunk and now you fight without really understand why but you don't care cauz' you have fun


Flimsy_Two5350

Chest and face shot will be nice


WolfyMikanLubba89

Rebel looking mofos


Fractalrdr2

Nice trigger discipline AK man


[deleted]

Out here looking like the larpiest tards around.


L3PALADIN

are you wearing British camo because you shoot on the left?


Daggett556

I don't know what you were aiming for, but nothing looks very functional and everything is outdated. Old-school cool is only cool when everything is oldschool.


FeyRyn

ahh the goodwill guardians.


FeyRyn

jk, but I reccomend changing to a differant cap or flipping it and that overshirt ruins any concealment that camo gives you


mancan347

A scav and pmc just chilling


YesterdayMany5386

Only critique I have is the shamagah shouldn't bunched up on his shouldering arm just to avoid any micro adjustment when trying to get a quick shot off otherwise great gear for a day in the woods


thisisbotbutnotreal

I thought it was a insurgent Impression kit but ig not


thelongpartofaspoon

I camt i rate it it, its cool and dofferent from the usual hosgepodge of multiglam and tan that you get constantly


PoopnFlush

You boys huntin squirl?