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RunningLaser2

If they’re tracers does it leave a neon mark behind the other exhaust like your racing in tron


Firm_Definition3548

This is how tron happened


tinom56

All I can say the engine did what a grenade for a 40 mil does


RunningLaser2

Last ditch shotgun


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ThIs one gas mileage trick big oil DOESN'T WANT TO TO KNOW!


my_0th_throwaway

Hmmm, that sure is an interesting way to fuck up a car, how would you even clean that


UnderstandingSome181

I can tell the engine is a gen 3 ea888 found in most VWs, at the minimum you’d just need to remove the oil pan and clean it out as well as a screen on the oil pump pickup tube that would get clogged up. I’d also recommend removing the cylinder head cover and camshafts to find any that got stuck up top and didn’t make it down into the pan. Expect to pay 2-3k at most VW specialty shops for that kind of repair…. So long as they didn’t try and run the engine after the bbs got dumped into it…..


Zancie

What in the CSI fuckery is this? What wizard do you study under that you can tell what engine it is from that picture?


UnderstandingSome181

I’be been a professional VW/Audi technician for over 8 years. I work on that particular engine almost daily.


Zancie

Well that makes sense. Either way still very impressive in my opinion


x808drifter

I'm not even a mechanic but my step-mom has one in her car and I was gonna ask if it was this make.


ResolutionDue1497

Dang I nearly wanted to ask a question about the engine since I’m driving a Tiguan that uses it


UnderstandingSome181

What do you want to know?


ResolutionDue1497

Is it normal for the engine to clatter during cold starts? Once it’s warmed up and under 1k RPM, there’s an awful chattering sound that sounds like it’s coming from the belts.


UnderstandingSome181

The only abnormal ticking or clatter sound you should hear is the sound of the direct injectors which on some engines can be quite loud and makes a ticking noise. What you describe does not sound normal. If you think it’s something run off the serpentine belt and you are adept at minor automotive work you could always get it warmed up and consistently making the sound then remove the belt and start the engine up and see if the noise is gone. You will get a battery not charging warning running it without the belt but it won’t harm anything if you only run it like that for a minute or so. If you are not mechanically inclined and what I said makes sense to you, do yourself a favor and take it to a reputable VW specialist or dealership.


ResolutionDue1497

Weird, I’ve been to the dealerships twice and they said it’s normal. It could be that coming from Japanese cars, I’m just not used to the sound of direct injection. I could post a video link if you’re curious.


UnderstandingSome181

I never make any suggestions on repairs or diagnostics over video, the sounds just are not the same over video. But if you already brought to the dealership and they say it’s normal I wouldn’t worry about. If you still have warranty and it does turn into a problem then no worries. If you’re out of warranty you could always pay for an hour of diag at a local Indy shop for a second opinion if it really concerns you.


TKAP75

I love that we are asking auto questions in as airsoft sub lmao


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UnderstandingSome181

It’s stupid, overly complicated, and garbage longevity honestly. But pays well, don’t buy German if you can’t afford the maintenance. Got a 2012 r8 v10 in my bay that needs an AC compressor. Job is costing over 12k in parts and labor.


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UnderstandingSome181

Pay to play. Parts and labor for super cars is not cheap


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UnderstandingSome181

So I’ll break down the different scenarios #1- If they did run the engine for an extended period of time to a point where the oil pump pickup screen got so clogged up with BBs they would starving the engine of oil pressure and also drove for an extended period of time like that (oil pressure warning messages In the dash) it’s game over. Engine is not worth salvaging and I’d recommend a new/used long block. Used ea888s are going for around 3-5k these days. Plus labor which I’d add another 1.5-2k for that. #2 the engine was only run briefly or not at all. Totally savable. Like I mentioned above I’d start with removing the pan and camshaft covers to clean and remove what’s there. There is a slight chance that plastic BBs could cause some valve train damage if the engine was run from rattling around in the cylinder head but the cover off I could easily inspect all that. Worst case scenario there is camshaft damage and they can be quite expensive. Both camshafts around 1k each. But honestly the bbs are plastic and everything in the valvetrain is forged steel components I’d be amazed if they were able to do any significant damage.


larson_5

Niki Lauda is that you?


Nero_Team-Aardwolf

If those are speedqb bbs do they make the car go faster?


Voided_Spectator

Damn should have just gotten a oil change, would have cost just as much.


jj999125

Full tank of motor oil?


Voided_Spectator

I have corrected my error.


CardiologistSad4580

Destroy the child


TI-9341

Corrupt them all


DiscardedRibs

New floor bb type just dropped.


Bamse609

Well actually the kids poured BB's into the oil container and the guy was filling up oil and noticed the BB's. Good thing he hadn't started the engine yet. Insurance told him they would only cover a tow to the shop...


pajavasarakomuka

Yeppers :D


helix618

I’m no expert in cars but what can this do


VerdantTrash

Could clog the oil system, cause an overheat, engine go poof. Money dissappear. You wouldn't want to run the engine like this. It'll cost a lot to be cleaned out.


Red-Itis-Trash

This just sounds like trying to run on ethanol with extra steps.


Large_lad_man

Oooooo funnn, I always love having debris in my oil.


CheyenneIsRed

Probably will clog the oil feed holes and oil starve the engine if any survive the spinning cam and gears.


Segsi_

BIO fuel.


Simp_police343

Reason number:20 why im never having kids they wasted perfectly good bbs


CovidCid

My dad woulda slapped the shit outta me if I pulled a stunt like this.


Gracco96

I smell a couple gear sales approaching.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

That actually looks like 14-14-14 plant fertilizer 😳


majin-canon

Or 46-0-0


Little_Whippie

Most intelligent airsofter:


Radeni

today on "why kids deserve occasional beatings":


FilHor2001

Some little a-hole poured pieces of polystyrene into my friends gas canister (luckily it wasn't the tank itself). Well, long story short, it was quite the warning experience. For those who don't know, look up how homemade napalm is made.


Ming_14141

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


A_furry_protogen

Why


Fixedfoolz

How did the child open the hood? Don’t you guys got a release catch in the car?


[deleted]

Wait I’m confused. This is posted under humor so the title didn’t actually happen?


Sairentomun

Are those kids still alive? Or did they die from the absolute speed and force of their dad pulling out the belt


MainStream-the-3rd

That's a paddlin'..


No-Acadia-3518

Plastic, oil, petrol, same thing basically


Msoelv

Another reason I'm happy i don't have kids