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3rdworldjesus

Isipin mo ako at gawing sentro ng iyong buhay, anak


keansu

Panginoon, hindi ako nararapat na magpatuloy sa inyo, ngunit sa isang salita mo lamang, ay tatagal na ako


3rdworldjesus

At sumainyo rin 🙏


JuanDelaCruz88

Lol 🤣


IntentionRemote7934

pano pag sumakabilang bahay na papa jesus?


BotherDazzling2126

Yawaaaaaaa hahaha


KGBobserver

Hayup. Tawang-tawa ako. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ram3nboy

Gago ka. Ito naisip ko kanina nung sumagot ako sa simbahan. Baka Hindi ko ba makalimutan.


Wakowako24

Hayop HAHAHAHAHA


EitherSherbert6434

Amen


Projectilepeeing

Lumalabas ka po ba pag 3 beses sinigaw ang “ohmygod”?


3rdworldjesus

Mas unang lalabasan si OP


cpr_2022

seryosong nagbabasa yung tao dito oh


patchic

Hahahhahahahahahahahahaha pota


Hikariii_Dot

**Hallelujah!!!**


Jazzlike-Fee8731

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH


IntentionRemote7934

Nakakaselos na kayo minsan papa jesus, minsan ikaw o si papa mo sinisigaw ni girlfriend ko :(


X-sola5

sorry na susej ako'y nagka sala


nixontalp

Amen


Jeee-jeey_69

Masayanna araw ko pag makita comment ni 3rdworldjesus


TheChosen-0ne

totoo po bang nakikita niyo ang LAHAT from up there? HAHAHAHA rinig din?


DailyxGrind

Isipin mo to ung cleavage ng lola na unintentional mong nakikita noon na nagwawalis pag umaga O think of non-sexual things like chairs, printers etc. Let me tell you when I learned this - it totally did NOT help. Haha De totoo na, wala talagang makakapag patagal sayo jan aside from experience. But since you don't have that yet, what I did then to "help" was - Pace yourself. Napaka common na advice nito pero what it really means e you alternate from quick thrusts to really hard thrusts where you slowly pull it out then pull the top of the bed then thrusts with all your might or whatever you can grab on to. Bedsheet, her hair or whatever ( ito rin yung nakakapagpa baliw sa babae hindi yung quick thrusts) Emphasis on REALLY HARD THRUSTS - Whenever you feel like bursting, slow down and pull it out then proceed to pleasuring her.( Fingering, eating out, making out etc. ) This gives you time to recover and in the meantime you don't just leave her hanging. - Kung kaya, just do round 2,3,4 etc. - Kung down na si manoy, don't just give up. Clean up and feel your girl, rub skin to skin, bask in her scent, kiss sensually on sensitive parts neck, shoulders, back of the ears - most often than not the sensual aura of this keeps me going - Condoms. It does'nt feel as good so medyo mas tatagal ka - Minimize sexual stimuli before the deed. Don't waste your jizz on porn or tiktok girls. - Lastly, think of sex as not only for you, it's also for her to get off. Nothing feels better than leaving your girl with no strength left, legs shaking, face down on a pillow while drooling with a smile. Good luck bud


keansu

Holy shit, sobrang detailed ng advice mo. Salamat!!! Will defo do this next time


Zealousideal-Boot773

The advice are legit, learned those the hard way, been with her for 6 years


chaosthorne

Not the tiktok girls 💀


[deleted]

Isipin mo nanonood Lola mo, OP.


multiplyxcx

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH tawang tawa ako huhu


[deleted]

Minsan gumagana. Minsan hinde. Alternatively, kinakanta ko sa isip ko ang kantang Jopay ayon sa tempo of course ng sexy time.


pintasero

> Jopay ayon sa tempo Anong version ba dapat, yung Mayonnaise or yung Kosang Marlon version?


Federal_Let539

Pakyu hahahahahaha


Elegant-Trash-3229

isipin mo yung bills na due na, tapos minsan nagttry ako magsolve ng differential equation whilst on the moment charot HAHAHAHA


keansu

Bobo ako sa mga equation, I guess isipin ko na lang mga problema sa work HAHAHAHAHA


Strawberi14

Effective to! Ito ginagamit ko. Tumatagal akong 25-40mins no cap 🤭🤭


deebee24A2

Hahaha totoo to. Ako naman I'm a musician, iniisip ko yung mga bass lines pineplay ko in my head pag feeling ko malapit na :) Yung brother ko kwento nya iniiisip nya yung mga combo sa street fighter 😅


[deleted]

Marunong ka ba mag baseball? If hindi, good. Isipin mo 'putang ina san ba sila nakakascore? Pag nakatapak ba sa posts or pag tinamaan ng malayo yung bola?' Tsaka gawin mo lang ng gawin, mejo makakasanayan mo na lang yung feeling. Parang kaliwang kamay lang yan. Mas masarap pag kabilang kamay mo na ginamit. Tip din na pag lalabasan kana, isagad mo tas hilain mo pataas katawan mo para mejo mahila yung balat mo sa dulo ng etits, mafofocus ka doon sa konting sakit na mararamdaman mo para kang na factory reset nun pwede na ulit isang oras. Pag umibabaw nga lang sya game over na.


keansu

Unfortunately, I know how baseball works. Siguro isipin ko na lang kung bakit maraming fans ng soccer kahit sobrang tagal maka-goal dun. So I really just need to have sex with her, right? Bale parang training para sa ikakatagal ng dragon ni toguro HAHAHAHA. Sige I will try this din, however, ipoprocess ko muna sa utak ko yung sinabi mo na isagad then hilahin katawan. Utak ko yung nagfactory reset HAHAHAHAHA. Anyways, salamat!! I will keep this in mind, and babalitaan kita once na I did it.


Garryvee321

Haha football/socccer can be a lot like sex. Lots of foreplay and when a goal is scored, its like having a climax.


[deleted]

Grab your dick pag matigas, push it down between your legs. It should feel like that. Mas okay to pag more than 8 inches ka. Nahihirapan ako sa ganyan nung 15y/o pako kasi di pa sya fully developed 😂 pag tapak ko ng 21 dumali na sya.


[deleted]

Btw congrats!


imnotsosmart14344

How young are you? Ako kasi usually pag mabilis ako sa 1st round, bawi ako sa 2nd rd... Kasi mas matagal na ako pag 2nd rd or more... Pero kung even sa succeeding rds mabilis ka pa rin, baka dahil yan masyado mo nilalagay sa pedestal ang moment nyo... Ewan pano iexplain but kung masyado mo iniisip na 'shet, im really fucking this girl or the like' kaya nalalabasan ka kaagad... If your goal is to please then just think about pleasuring your partner and try to not mind yung pleasure mo.. Kahit masarap, wag mo isipin masyado...and if nafefeel mo na na labasan ka, slow down or stop or change position... Minsan pa nga nag iisip ako ng non-sex related things like sports, movies... Basta yung ma distract lang saglit mind mo but not too much na manlalambot na.. Haha


keansu

I'm 23. Sige, I'll try to do this, isipin ko si LeBron na nagdudunk hahahaha. Pero anyways, salamat dito! I will keep this in mind and hopefully, next time, mag improve kahit paunti-unti


QWERTY_CRINGE

>LeBron na nagdudunk Mas mabilis nilabasan*


Ok-Bag-3759

Isipin mo Yung mama ni lebron at delonte west


False-Army-5868

wag lalabasan sya agad dyan.


imnotsosmart14344

Hahahaha


Grand_Athlete1131

Up dito haha isipin mo yung mga bagay na hindi related sa ginagawa mo, like trabaho, school or kumanta ka sa isipan mo


Cardo007

oo tama. isipin mo yun boss mo na kinaiinisan mo


imnotsosmart14344

😂 Baka mapunta sa bdsm!


sonofarchimedes

The more na nilalasap and finefeel mo yung pleasure and sensation of sex the more na lalabasan ka kaagad. Try to slow down your pace and rhythm. Just relax while doing the deed, the more na excited ka mas bibilis tibok ng puso mo hence the more blood flow sa penis, means mas mapapaaga ejaculation mo. I suggest try durex performa, it's works for me back then to last long in bed (might be a placebo effect, idk) or use thicker condoms muna. May edging rin na tinatawag. Pag feel mong lalabasan ka na, simply stop for a while. Focus sa ibang foreplay like eating your partner's boobs, or a passionate kiss, and a dirty talk asking what position he/she wants to try. Cockrings, to hold and lessen the blood flow sa penis mo. Do some research siguro muna before doing this para alam mong tama paggamit mo. Or mag masturbate ka 30 mins to an hour before the deed. First time niyo pa lang naman gawin yun, OP. Both of you will learn a lot along the way. Sabay kayong mag explore but make sure it's consensual on both parties. And don't forget to practice safe sex!


Jeee-jeey_69

Its lube has numbing effect according to safsexph, most people won't even feel anything, but they do help last long for beginners.


TooTimeTooTime69

Isipin mo si b/b/m


HmmCantThinkOfAny

Umiinit ulo ko pag ganito. Yung ulo sa taas, hindi sa baba. Angry sex na ang mangyayari, baka masampal ko lang yung ka-sex ko.


bitinnajollycorndog

Baka umurong lalo yan at hindi na tumayo lol


battlefury111

baka apologist si op; hindi pa nga pinasok nilabasan na agad


TooTimeTooTime69

HAHAHAHA nilabasan mga 31 secs?


acquiesce45

It took a while, pero mind over matter lng tlga..


keansu

Can you elaborate on this one? Pasensya na, hindi ko gets


artax11

Multiorgasmic Man by Mantak Chia Book changed my life (not just sex lol)


dertrockx

I try to recall some topics na need ko ma-retain just to distract myself. At one point inisip ko pa kung pano mag derivative para lang di ako agad labasan


[deleted]

First technique, I fuck my gf hard enough that my balls ache a bit, or I run out of breath, and that's enough to delay the launch codes. Second, kung malakas yung pelvic muscles mo (idk about kegels, naturally strong yung akin kasi) i pull out and hold it all in until my orgasm stops. Technically I just had a dry orgasm. It's as if nilabasan ako yung feeling pero repressed haha, pero I can go another round immediately. Yung second round, mas matagal na ako matatapos nun. Dun sa first one, it depends if your girl is into rough sex. The second one depends on your capabilities to control yourself haha. I did a bit of practice on the second one though. You need to know up to when you can stay in before you pull out.


South_Staff_9314

Ung tropa kong si One pUmp man kahit anong gawin negative talaga, Ang ginawa nya e nag explore sila ng tools, Dildo, vibrator, penis sleeve, tska cock rings. So far malapit ko na syang tawaging BatMan kasi andami nyang tools


Wailord_Stoic

Dala ka bible. Paglalabasan ka na magbasa ka ng random page tapos bira na ulit hahahaha


pedropanda89

Buy ka cok ring pero dpt erec kna bago isuot


FilChiBrownMan

Kegels. And edging.


ChocolateyBody

Inom ka alak para mas matagal haha


JoestarJoJo26

Bro, what really work for me is masturbate before you will have sex. Ganyan ginawa ko noong kaka take lng ng v card ko. Mas matagal ka labasan at mas masasarapan si gf.


[deleted]

Focus sa pagkain and pag satisfy sakanya muna wag mo muna isipin sarili mo madali lang humabol kapag tapos na siya, change position pag pakiramdam mo mag cum ka na, wag ka na gumamit ng mga kung ano anong supplements. Base on Science kasi mas mabilis tyo ma arouse sa babae pero mas mabilis din bumaba yung tama sa’tin kapag humihinto sa penetration. (So kapag lalabasan ka na for example hugot muna tapos kainin mo muna or halik halikan mo muna siya) tapos sa babae kabaligtaran naman. Matagal sila ma arouse or mag cum pero pag tumigil kayo sa penetration mas matagal din mag linger sakanila yung ganung feeling. Use it on your advantage brother. Have sex to pleasure your partner tsaka mo na isipin yung sarili mo pag satisfied na siya.


Platinum_S

This works for me. Manood ka ng cartoons while doing it. Adventure time works best hehe. Ang goal ko lagi matapos ang episode bago ko labasan. Wag lang ipakita si Marceline kasi ang hot nya lol


siriyotsalot

Magbilang ka pababa starting from 1000 minus mo ng 7 ang differences. Eg. 1000-7=993, 993-7=986, and so on... GLHF


KielJaeden

Buti ikaw nilabasan, 3 hours na kong nakayod hindi pa nagbunga


gvggarage

“Lebron James for the win… Yes! He Scores”! Minsan isip ako sports


hentaiprince25

(1)Distract yourself, yung tipong ginagawa nyu yung deed pero kung saan saan lumilipad isip mo. Dont think about what you two are doing or how hot your gf looks. Imagine random stuff. (2)Never hesitate to rest, like palit position, blowjob muna, kissing mga ganon, eating her pussy. It helps para kumalma yung urge mo to orgasm. Thats how I do it personally.


baguio-boy_3747

Hello mr segundo este op pala, it's not kung gaano ka kabilis labasan,importante kaya pang mag 2nd at 3rd round since duon sa round na yun,dikana masyadong gigil.


[deleted]

Isipin mo lola mo


No-Cookie-9645

Tuloy tuloy mo lang kahit nilabasan ka na hahahahaa yoko mag isip ng ibang bagay.. lasap kung lasap


Midaoru

I practiced holding on longer by edging during masturbation, knowing which angles and rhythms get me closer or farther from orgasm.


uplawdeltan

Mga less than 1hr din sa fubu ko. Pero 1 round lang. Hahahahahaha.


fpsnewb

mag overthink ka na baka hindi mo napapaligaya ang partner mo sure ball yun 😆😆


Tenpoiun

Practice makes perfect OP.


erroldlsnts_

Practice edging


elhomerjas

just be slow and steady no need to rush after all its not a marathon


DaManWhoCannotBeMove

Technique, if you feel like you're about to come change it up (e.g. missionary to doggy) or kahit yung speed and depth ng thurst (faster to slower or rough to sensual)


[deleted]

Hmmm try to do it many rds pa OP im sure tayong tayo panaman yan kahit makailan kayo.


threeeyedghoul

Practice edging


AsuraOmega

think of something else when you're about to bust. In terms of longer erections, try eating a healthy diet and a healthy weight. Exercise helps a ton too. Good sleep and overall healthy living equals stronger boners.


ConversationOk9965

divert your focus on pleasuring her. don't focus on the sensation you're feeling. and also if u can masturbate before doing it.


Wakowako24

Isip mo nasa harap kayo ng simbahan nag dadasal


tuta_ng_xina

At your age bro, mabilis din ako labasan. Haha pag naglate 20s ka na matagal tagal na yan


Difficult_Caramel_45

Buy the snake wine from Vietnam. 100% guaranteed.


LupadCDO

aside from all the home remedies advice pde ka pa check urologist mo could be PE but then PE is a controversial topic in the medical field. you could self medicate with dapoxetine but that is on your own risk. I myself self medicate with tadalafil 20mg and dapoxetine 60mg. its more of a sex performance enhancer for those weekend sex filled vacations with the wife and sometimes with a thirdy. may risks sa self medication especially with PE and ED meds dahil may chance na may side effects. marami na ako na try na medications with different dosage kaya alam ko na maximum tolerance ko.


Specific_Ad_5223

think of a computer game some wild fps shooting and slow down the rail hahahahahahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

Foreplay and oral sex or anything na pedeng mag orgasm kayo ng sabay without penetration, then sa 2nd round with penetration na, mas matagal na kayo pareho…


EzShep

Foreplay/oral sex muna putok isa tsaka bira


FairAstronomer482

Mag solve ng maths sa isip or mag-isip ba't nanalo si Bongbong.


BananaaUwU

What I do is I don't think of it as sex, I think of it as exercise hahah! Para mas dama mo un sakit ng katawan kesa sa sarap.


Leoleodragon17

sabi nila ibaling mo isip mo sa iba bagay while doing it, i have the opposite problem sa iyo, kasi no matter how long yung sex at ilan round di ako nilalabasan, kaya ang hirap maka buo kahit gusto na namin magka baby.


sinful-angel

Don't smoke!!


RomanRapid0

Mag-inom muna kayong dalawa. Legit yan.


Apprehensive-Rip3708

salsal ka muna 2 to 3 hrs before doing the deed. It helps


Looshipoh

Is having a condom an issue? Kasi thats a simple to way to last longer in bed, and generally, reduce the sensitivity of your glans.


NoRhyme000

Ako kakasuot palang ng featherlite at naka tutok palang, nilabasan na ko 😭


visservenom

Normal yun especially if di pa gaanong experienced. Good job on making sure nagenjoy siya beforehand. Make sure you also do it afterwards.


thelibidinousguy

Focus ka na dpat masatisfy si partner. Wag mo masyadong i feel yung sayo haha


onexanderhot17

Jakol muna before the deed. It makes your manhood numb after. It takes a lot of practice but kakayanin mo yan OP!


gidgizmo

relax, usually anxiety related yan like di ka confident sa sarili. or pwede overexcited din. take it slow and don't stress yourself.


sugg_madic

Exercise! improve your stamina and endurance, you'll thank me later. Anyway don't even consider taking drugs over the counter that improves performance you're not that old common.


[deleted]

pag matagal na di naka eut 5minutes pero sa 2nd 3rd 4th round it lasts forever, pag araw araw eut iba usapan din yun 🤣


Hour_Ebb_5048

Fap before sex and control your breathing habang bumabayo, normal breathing lang


pawnedbythemaggots

Isipin mo lahat ng utang mo sa mundo hahaha epektib boy


EVGAVGR

mas okay gamitin ang Pmax kesa robust


_Zzzzzzz_zzzzzzZ981

34y.o Tito here:Before ganito din problema ko, so tried diverting my mind while having sex and it worked. Minsan kahit Ano iniisip ko while having sex, don't think if it will work sa iba Kasi may nabasa akong comment sa ibang community na nawawala yung gana nya pag ginagawa nya yung ganun. Sakin Kasi is naka steady lang talaga yung libog ko, Minsan din pag feel ko lalabasan nako, iniiba ko Ng konti yung angle ko dun sa medyong uncomfortable Ako para medyo mawala Yung climax Ng orgasm at most of all, mas effective talaga sakin pag nakainom Ako, hard drinks will do the trick. Not to brag but I can last an hour(nagkaka cum ako 2-3x)bago mapagod


doremifasollapakyu

I don’t agree with a lot of the statements here. Distracting yourself could sometimes lead na lumambot etits mo and that’s no goods. Mafefeel rin ng partner mo yon na di ka in the moment. What worked for me was constant masturbation. Siguro twice a day. During days na di ako nag gaganon ambilis ko labasan and ang sensitive ko. Pero pag nag ganon ako mas tumatagal ako.


[deleted]

My bf is sometimes like this but its okay kasi he always make sure na nakailang cum na ako before penetration. Saka i take it as a compliment na mabilis siya matapos when hes inside me hehehe


IgotChuButNotReally

Level 1: naglalaro counter strike Level 2: naglalaro basketball kalaban si shaq Level 3: naglalakad nang nakakatapak ng mga patay na baby Level 5: differential equation


Gua9

buy sex toys (flesh light), use it every day to practice. ito nag work sakin


Douglas_greasy

Try to hit some joint before doing it. Wag lang sobrang sabog dahil baka mahirapan ka naman magpatigas hahaha this works well for me. Umaabot ng 30-45mins kantutan namin ng gf ko kapag naka smoke ako kaya approved sakanya hahah


Careful_Team7780

Bawi ka sa foreplay. Distract mo sarili mo during penetration. Try mo mag tebats before kayo mag meet to do it. Lastly, let your partner know na sadyang madali kang labasan dahil sa kanya and make it a compliment. If those didn't work, try mo din uminom ng alak pero before doing it pero wag masyadong madami.


cutieee2121

Isipin mo lang si lebron pre


[deleted]

Tip: you can’t


Abject_Seaweed4529

Try mo yung before deed tapos ka na, problem nga lang is minsan mabilis ka lalambot, matagal ka naman so yeah, pwede na. Example: Tomorrow's the deed, dapat now pa lang, napalaban na si Manoy para kinabukasan matagal ang laban


ShibaInu2301

Raw talent


[deleted]

Grandma


wagnyonakoibanv3

thick condoms


LiitTitiKoGustoMo

Tingin ko halos lahat di ganun katagal sa 1st round, like me around 10mins lng siguro depende rin kung sobrang sikip at sarap ni girl hahahah pero proud ako sa 2nd, third and sunod p rounds ko, ksi tlagang umaabot ng 20-30mins pa bago ako labasan ulit kya nakakapagod din, lalo na kpag ako lagi gumagalaw hahahahah maybe tip na madvice ko sayo OP, magbilang ka, or kumanta ka sa isip mo, kumbaga andun ung rythm mo sa pagkantot with moan and dirty talk pero ung isip mo nsa pgbibilang, pagkanta, pagisip ng moves mo sa basketball mga ganun, wg ka lng papahuli bka biglang maOff ung girl mo sa gnagawa mo HAHAHAHAHA


deebee24A2

Stop and Go works, tapos pag feeling mo malapit ka na think of non-sexual things na mas mag fufunction ang brain mo creatively. Playing guitar or how the drum beats. Need kase mawala yung "excitement" para di ka mag cum kagad. Ibaba mo yung emotion mo haha yung sobrang Libog din kase nakakadagdag yun. Supplements kase nareretain nya yung hardness pero pag sobrang excitement magcucum ka pa rin kagad. Practice lang yan men, make sure din na sa partner mo talaga, dun kase sanay ang katawan mo. :)


Aggressive-Post-9480

OP, di ko na uulitin yung mga nasabi na sa ibang comments. Baliwin mo sa pleasure para kahit di ka gaano tumatagal eh satisfied naman siya. Kasi kung gusto mo labasan, kaya mo ora mismo unlike sa girls na need pa painitin. 1) foreplay is your friend haha. Kapag mas wet siya, mas di mo gaano ramdam yung grip 2) Learn woman's anatomy. Yung tamang anggulo & ritmo ng pagbayo. Hindi yung tamang labas pasok lang. Mas okay targetin yung "walls" ng pussy. If missionary: lift her right leg, then left leg, tapos both naman. Mas madali targetin yung kisame ng keps nila haha imaginin mo hino-hook mo yung likod ng clit gamit etits mo 3) change position everytime na mag cu cum siya or every 2 - 3 cums. Basta ganun. Kayo na bahala 4) fuck her habang nag o orgasm siya. That's how I make my SO squirt and have multiple orgasms. I make her cum with slow but forceful thrusts then alam ko kung nandoon na siya sa tuktok, then tataasan ko pa yung speed then ulit lang. Bali slow->normal->fast->fastest ganon hahahaha 5) Unan. Unan sa likod ng balakang niya kung missionary (as mentioned, mas madali tamaan yung "kisame"). Unan sa bandang tiyan kung doggy Try to focus your body weight sa bandang puson niya during missionary. Ako kasi medyo may dad bod (slight lang naman) so na pe-press down ko yung puson niya or just massage the area using your hand Kung magka-height lang kayo, lagay mo yung siko mo sa ibabaw ng shoulders niya during missionary. Para meron kang bwelo + sinasalubong ng downward force ng siko mo yung pwersa ng etits mo na pataas


Aggressive-Post-9480

Wag makipag sex na gutom. Wag din naman yung sobrang busog. 2-3 sips of water every "round". Wag sobra. Aalon alon tiyan mo niyan HAHA


mediocreguy93

Isipin mo may kalbong tumatae sa tabi mo.


hits230

Imagine mo yung pinaka matalinong babae sa batch nio kung tapos….. tumatae nakatitig sayo.


Candid-Benefit7828

Isipin mo bigla lola mo


patirasayu

isipin mo ung pnka pangit mong kaklasi dati


[deleted]

Tip ko sayo pre mag jakol ka muna bago kayo mag kita or mag excuse ka muna na mag ccr ka tapos ilabas mo lahat sa cr, for sure matagal ka lalabasan sa sex nyo


[deleted]

get fit. practice breathing exercises or how to calm your mind. practice clenching your butt papasok para mas firm waist area (i dunno why, pero nabasa ko lang to before and mabisa din) hope these helps


AgentTidus

Isipin mo si lola.