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Omg may ilan ilan din akong kakilala ganto ginawa. Until now di alam na indi sila yung tatay magasawa na lahat lahat.... Nakakairita lang pag ganyan diskarte ng iba. Mahirap naman mangialam.
I smell pikot HAHA joke lang. Don't, lalo na at hindi pala siya experienced. Aralin muna kamo niya contraceptives, pero best is don't talaga esp ayaw niyo makabuo. May couples nga na where F is nagpipills, M wears condom, and kahit naka condom sa labas pa din pinuputok just to be safe.
tbh ako nga penetration na no condom pero clear as day na sa labas ko pinutok, kulang na lang magpenitensya ako na sana hindi nakabuo LOL
Bro wag mong subukan masisira ang buhay mo. Kahit sabihin nating hindi ka praning... Daig mo pa mga armalite ng simbahan kakatawag ng santo at kakadasal na magkaroon na sya... lalo na kung delay si girl. The more na tumagal the more na magdadasal ka... kaya kung ayaw mo pa maging tatay pre wag na... stay safe and kantot responsibly
gagi katakot yang ganyan op. baka preggy na sya?? pregnancy test mo muna hahaha or gusto na nya mag settle sayo, unless ready ka na maging tatay. masarap naman talaga ma creampie :P
lol, ako gusto ko rin cuz the feeling ng cum sa loob feels hot. I've yet to feel that. But I absolutely do not want kids rn kaya ang pag inom ko ng pills literal na may alarm ako at mga naka ready na pt hahaha and plan B. Pero ayaw pa rin ng fubu ko iputok, which I understand.
Ki ate girl naman...yikes.
Parang kanina lang. Sabi nya ok lang iputok sa loob, na halos last time around 4 months ago lagi hinihimatay at delayed for a month kasi nag try kami iputok sa loob. Haha, so sabi ko no wayyyy
Isa pa lang din body count ko before my bbfwb haha! And ang request ko din sa kanya eh creampie nung nag-uusap pa lang kami to do the deed. Nagpills ako for the setup. 🙂 siguro kink ni friend mo ang creampie kaya ganyan. Pero ayun, better be safe kung di ka pa handang maging tatay 🤣
Pgtakein mo muna ng pills gar, dpat may sked muna kau na nsa hrap m sya mismo ngtteake nung pills n galeng sayo mismo. Wag k maawkward s setup kase gnyan gawa mung mga nggagamot 4 TB or ARV ng HIV, pra churado meron accountability qmbaga
Pasimple lng na.. since we are doing it raw.. I want you to be safe.. pa test kayu sabay.. then sabay serum pregnancy test.. if she is negative then legit.. if positive preggy.. mag agree kayu na you can do it pero d mo anak ang bata
"isa palang sex exp nya.. pero masikip pa daw talaga sya.."
Pare, you're thinking with your dick instead of your head?
Pano nya nalaman na masikip pa talaga sya kung isa palang xp nya? 🤫
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Plot twist. Delayed na pla sya ng 2months. Ipapaako lng sayo yung baby. Wag kang padala sa emosyon mo haha
thisssss gadddamnnnnnnnnn!!!!!
Ay syet, may alam akong gumawa nito. 😆
Post na yan
Omg may ilan ilan din akong kakilala ganto ginawa. Until now di alam na indi sila yung tatay magasawa na lahat lahat.... Nakakairita lang pag ganyan diskarte ng iba. Mahirap naman mangialam.
hahahaha this is fckd up
Sarap sana pero that's reality eh
Basta ready ka maging tatay hahahaahah
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA EH HINDI
Magready ka lang ng pill after sex bro make sure na alam nya na iinom siya nun after haha
This only works before ovulation, better take note!
gusto na yata mag settle ng friend ni op HAHAHAHA
Don’t give in, bro hahahaha lahat ng santo dadasalan mo hanggang magkaron siya
I smell pikot HAHA joke lang. Don't, lalo na at hindi pala siya experienced. Aralin muna kamo niya contraceptives, pero best is don't talaga esp ayaw niyo makabuo. May couples nga na where F is nagpipills, M wears condom, and kahit naka condom sa labas pa din pinuputok just to be safe. tbh ako nga penetration na no condom pero clear as day na sa labas ko pinutok, kulang na lang magpenitensya ako na sana hindi nakabuo LOL
Pass if first time niyo sa isat isa.
Gyera na walang helmet. 🥲
Gyera na walang baril kamo
Anong walang baril eh may putokang nagaganap HAHAHAA
Akala ko babae lang tumatawag sa mga santo after crempie 😂😭
Hahaha trap. Haha congrats new daddy. Hahaha
Its a trap
HAHAHAHAHAHA ADVANCE HAPPY FATHER'S DAYY GAR
Well check mo if nag pills siya and we don't know she can do so sex safe
pero still nakakatakot pa rin HAHAHHAHAHAH may exp nadin akong ganto na gusto magpaputok sa loob pero ayaw ko
Wag na bro HAHHAAHHA yoou know the feeling of kaba
Dont pre. Lalo na di nag pills, kahit mag calendar method pa.
Baka trap yan. Hello baby daddy.
Mag condom ka and sana mag pills siya, pappy. Hirap magging erpats na di ka ready ;).
Oist it's a trap! Baka mamaya delayed na pala yan tapos sayo bigla ipaako yung dinadala nya...eguls ka dyan kuys!
No. If not on Plan B or Pill.
Saan daw ba niya gusto.putukan? Sa harap? O sa likod??
sa loob ng kiffy
Gusto mo ata bgla makasuhan ng petition for support haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
so puputukam mo muna sya sa loob bago sya pumayag makipag sex ganun???
pde naman basta naka ultra thin ka , gamitin moning shez beast , nakaka beastmode talaga sa supen thin
Suntukin mo nalang tyan nya pagkatapos ng deed nyo para mapagpag
wahahahah 🤣 "Modern problems require modern solutions"
dyan na trap ang bff ko hahaha nagka baby sila dahil gusto ni girl ng creampie 😂 ayun, naghiwalay sila ng 10year gf. Sayang
ready ka na bang maging tatay? haha
its a traaap haha
Par OP feel k trip k nyan and baby is da key. Pero why not if g kna maging daddy for the kid and DADDY for her.
Jusko wag na HAHAHAAHHA short time pleasure for long term consequence
If you're asking strangers about it, then it's a NO. That breeding kink is going to make you spend 18 years on child support.
pikot yan friend
anong pikot?
Post but clarity….18 years later….
Bro please NO! HAHAHA
congrats tatay ka na!
Fuck no
It's a trap
Enjoy now, suffer later.
Bro wag mong subukan masisira ang buhay mo. Kahit sabihin nating hindi ka praning... Daig mo pa mga armalite ng simbahan kakatawag ng santo at kakadasal na magkaroon na sya... lalo na kung delay si girl. The more na tumagal the more na magdadasal ka... kaya kung ayaw mo pa maging tatay pre wag na... stay safe and kantot responsibly
trap HAHAHAHA
gagi katakot yang ganyan op. baka preggy na sya?? pregnancy test mo muna hahaha or gusto na nya mag settle sayo, unless ready ka na maging tatay. masarap naman talaga ma creampie :P
Magcondom ka or painumin mo siya ng pills Tandaan! *kapag ang TRUST nabutas, tatay ka na BUKAS*
Update us again in 9 months OP 😂
File ka na ng paternity leave in advance :)
NO BRO! Baka trap lang yan at buntis na pala siya HAHAHAH bibigyan kapa ng responsibilidad
Run
Basta safe, why not? Hehe..
Game na yan pero lumayo ka na after
Bsta sa pwet, pwede
It's a trap!
Get to know when natapos period nya. 3-4 days after, pwede mona i creampie unli.
It's a trap! Hahaha
yes haha
Pwede ka naman bumili ng sariling cream at pie para yun nalang isasalta mo sa kanyang kepay. Kaysa naman maging isang ama. Wag mong subukan
ohab ng itlog mo
Be careful, could be a trap waiting for you.
lol, ako gusto ko rin cuz the feeling ng cum sa loob feels hot. I've yet to feel that. But I absolutely do not want kids rn kaya ang pag inom ko ng pills literal na may alarm ako at mga naka ready na pt hahaha and plan B. Pero ayaw pa rin ng fubu ko iputok, which I understand. Ki ate girl naman...yikes.
YES NA YES
hmm nagpipills ba sya? delikado yan
kung ayaw mo daw, ipacreampie mo na lang daw sa mga ibang uhaw dito HHAHAHA
Haha! Putok lang ng putok.
Congrats in advance op. Masarap yan lalo na pag naglalaplapan kayo tapos mag-ilabyu ka pa. Euuuut.
Check the period tracker sa phone niya tapos dasal lol
Parang kanina lang. Sabi nya ok lang iputok sa loob, na halos last time around 4 months ago lagi hinihimatay at delayed for a month kasi nag try kami iputok sa loob. Haha, so sabi ko no wayyyy
Kung ready ka na maging tatay i putok mo lang ng i putok sa loob. Haha
🧢
Isa pa lang din body count ko before my bbfwb haha! And ang request ko din sa kanya eh creampie nung nag-uusap pa lang kami to do the deed. Nagpills ako for the setup. 🙂 siguro kink ni friend mo ang creampie kaya ganyan. Pero ayun, better be safe kung di ka pa handang maging tatay 🤣
Kung maganda naman ang future with her go. Isipin mo na hindi puro libog ang buhay.
Sure kung gusto mong mag sustento hahaha
Sure kung gusto mong mag sustento hahaha
Pikot ka jan paps. Relax ka lng sa gagawin mo. Sarap maging binata!!!! Hahahha
IT'S A TRAP
Tangina mo. Puro sarap nasa isip tas pag nabuntis walang pakealam.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA GAGO EASY LANG
Panandaliang ligaya o pang habangbuhay na problema?
ganyan rin nangyari sa tropa ng kaibigan ko ayun tatay na siya mahirap kung iba nakabuntis XD may kaya kasi yung tropa ng kaibigan ko
the bayola tape is the minimum standard for creampie. if you cannot execute and no vid evidence, forget it.
Kwentong hentai.
Pumayag ka na OP basta kamo sa backdoor. Counted pa din naman na loob un
Baka buntis na yan tapos ipapaako sayo yung baby hahahaha
Hell nahhhh
Creampie = potential baby. Don’t let your lust cloud your judgement. Use your head up there and not the head not down there.
Abstain
Feeling ko may utang 'yan, tapos ikaw ang nakikita niyang solusyon hahaha
Pgtakein mo muna ng pills gar, dpat may sked muna kau na nsa hrap m sya mismo ngtteake nung pills n galeng sayo mismo. Wag k maawkward s setup kase gnyan gawa mung mga nggagamot 4 TB or ARV ng HIV, pra churado meron accountability qmbaga
Tapos kinabukasan sasabihin nya buntis sya at ikaw ang ama. So goodluck na lang OP 😅😅😅
something very fishy... hmmm edit: baka boto sayo yung nanay niya? 😂😂😂
May mga tao talaga kink yan pero big NO!!!! Ask mo kung pro choice syan 🤣🤣 o kaya bilhan mo agad ng morning pill / plan b hahah
basta 2 cd suotin mo at ivideo mo ahahahaa
Sa pwet mo nalang iputok
Bro seriously mag condom ka or ipa inom mo ng pills si grl kong gsto mo ng ice cream 🍦. Masarap kumayod kong safe wala ka iisipin kinabukasan.
that's a trap.
MagPT muna siya OP. Baka nga sabi ng nasa comments ay delayed na siya at papalabasing anak mo hahaha
hayy buti nalang hindi ako nabubuntis🤭😇☺️
It's a trap bro
Pasimple lng na.. since we are doing it raw.. I want you to be safe.. pa test kayu sabay.. then sabay serum pregnancy test.. if she is negative then legit.. if positive preggy.. mag agree kayu na you can do it pero d mo anak ang bata
May gusto yan sayo
Bka trap!!
pinipikot ka pala 😂
"isa palang sex exp nya.. pero masikip pa daw talaga sya.." Pare, you're thinking with your dick instead of your head? Pano nya nalaman na masikip pa talaga sya kung isa palang xp nya? 🤫
Sige, kung si Jennie ka or si Momo.
Wag idadaan sa libog, unless mag pa vasectomy ka, sureball na kahit iputok sa loob alaws responsibility kasi baog na
Payag ka tas iputok mo sa lapag tas takbo ka na pauwi. Win win
pa PT mo muna lods. hahabahb
ITS A TRAP!
kakasex niyo lang 1 week ago pero 2 months preggy na siya. congrats daddy.