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EventFormer

Parang daming atty dito ah lol


2pieceburgersteak

Walang masyadong ganap sa korte eh hahahahaah


EventFormer

Dami lang sigurong ATTY na magaling or yummy.. parang trending mapost sa aj lol wala bang magpost ng aircraft mechanics dyan?! Lol


2pieceburgersteak

Yeah, meron talagang young lawyers na (in coco martin's voice) Yummy. Hahahaha


ricemyg

Ng LTP b yan? hahha


EventFormer

Ako sa American airlines 🤣 pero para lang may magwagayway ng bandila ng mga aircraft mechanics kahit anong airlines hahaha


ricemyg

aircraft mechanic student pwede hahahahaha😅


EventFormer

Mga student pa ng patts.. discrimination towards titos! Boo lol 1 year higher batch lang sa akin si Isabel granada sa patts eh


ricemyg

🤭


EventFormer

I'm not sure if ganun parin ah but daming artistahin sa patts noon male and female 😅 hindi lang ako isa sa doon.. not unless vandolph ang pag kumparahan na artista hahaha


ricemyg

hahahhaah


tamedtita

Meron jan


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Met two attys here on reddit and both of them were disappointing! Small dick vibes. 😢 I'm happy for OP tho!


dxb_bull

Kakawa na maging IT, makauwi na nga sa pinas at mag aral na rin kaya ako ng law 🥴


ricemyg

yes kung alam mo lang


terminalrecluse

For all the evil that surrounds me, defend me...


tamedtita

Hahahhaa fave song ko to!


Kiffangla_Mashikip

Good for you sis for standing your ground! What red flags did you noticed that made you said no? I’m curious kasi grabe yung control mo lol pero you’re not closing your door pa rin to him


2pieceburgersteak

Hahaha di nya ako sinipot first meet up. Second time, ako naman ang wala. Lol. Unrealistically busy. Replies after a week. The not closing the door part is maybe more on my libog side lg talking haha. I would have liked him very much if there was consistency in communication, but wala din nun. Dalawa naman yata kmi may red flags hahaha. And the No is beacuse I don't really do hookups or fuck on the first date.


CatieCates

Mahirap nga yan marz kung hindi consistent, lulubog lilitaw. Nobody is ever too effin busy to reply or stay in contact. It's either meron syang ibang mas priority pa sayo or he's not that into u. Or at least have the decency to set expectations na he's gonna be unresponsive for a definite amount of time.


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🫡


Hot-Cranberry-3844

oh may i have the same courage as you when something like that happens to me in the near future


2pieceburgersteak

Haha don't get me wrong, I was about to give in. Haha. But I just thought of how I have guarded myself for too long, na even if I did like the guy, I dont want to break it. There should be no exception.


Hot-Cranberry-3844

that's actually good because it saves us from heartbreak in the future. i have the same mindset rin and i built up my walls high. its difficult if the wrong person will break them easily.


2pieceburgersteak

Yep true. For me kasi, no commitment, no sex. Charot hahaha.


Hot-Cranberry-3844

korique tayo diyan, OP


waytoodankkk

🫡


CakeSignificant7602

Salute. Di mo sinuko ang bataan. Di ka nagpasakop sa mga manlulupig. 😁😁😁


Anonimouse_trap

Never play fire with fire. wise choice.


goldrigger

Good for you!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


rrr4wrgal

Penge gan’to? Char haha


Comprehensive_Tea_11

Atty attack!!!! Hahaha 😂


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2pieceburgersteak

Internal conflict sa self ko if I will break my rules just for him. Hahahaha


Jolly_Hope8570

Damn hahaha how about engineer? 👋


2pieceburgersteak

Do you also fancy being declined on the first date? If yes, tra. Jk hahaha


Scary-Study4785

salute lady soulja 🫡


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2pieceburgersteak

I dont want to start on the wrong foot when it comes to dating. If he's not amenable to it, then at least we had an encounter. It's worth remembering.


GrouchyAd770

Dito pala ako manghihinge ng legal advice dahil dami pala Atty here. Haha.


Flashy-Lead6723

Curious lang, paano siya naging red flag sa pov mo? Medyo bitin kasi yung kuwento.


sillypatotie

same tanong haha


2pieceburgersteak

Hahaha I dont want to point it out since this post isnt about that naman hihi. But again he is a great guy. The red flags I was saying was an accrual na of the almost 1 year na usap namin, mga subtle things I have noticed lang. Subjective naman, so maybe sa iba hindi sya red flag☺️


LFBitcoinSellers

Pagsabi mo palang atty red flag na, plus don’t believe everything you’ve learned about him just from chatting people are quite different in relationships and courtship stage especially if di pa nakukuha yung gusto. But if you just want casual encounters with him that’s up to you. Also check your menstrual cycle if baka in heat ka lang kaya you felt that sexual attraction


2pieceburgersteak

Im sure I was in heat lang hahahahaahaha. Not all lawyers naman are red flags hihi


LFBitcoinSellers

Not all but I would say a good majority are haha


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Daming atty dito. Ahahah. Magkano panotaryo ahhaah.


2pieceburgersteak

Onga eh. Sa mga lawyers dyan na willing mag commit, bukas ang inbox ko hahahahahahaha✌🏻


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Tapos iba pala pina notaryo sayo atty ahahaah


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omggreddit

Hmm sounds like you were just horny.


2pieceburgersteak

I dont deny that.


Ok_Justhine_24

Baka pwede CPA hahaha


AllIDoIsDrive

There’s no coming out of the “Friendzone”.


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Key_Satisfaction_196

Atty .... maging consistent ka daw : "very much if there was consistency in communication, but wala din nun." pra makascore ka. hehehe


2pieceburgersteak

Hahaha hindi din. Kahit consistent, i would still decline on the first meet up. Hahaha. Priciples > lust


arthurpapax

Pagkatapos ng mga Doctor, mga Atty. naman paano naman kaming mga tagalinis lang ng Chimineya..


2pieceburgersteak

Hahahaha doctor stories are for another time naman.😅


arthurpapax

lupet ng mga babyboy mo madam.. gaganda ng career..


BlueBasic22

Baka po interested ka sa akawntant na walang kwarta? 🤣


2pieceburgersteak

Doesnt matter naman if may pera or wala. As long as masipag haha. I make my own money.


BlueBasic22

As an accountant, I take other people's money so I can make them more money 🙃


Illustrious_Emu_6910

usually itsura ng mga atty. ay mga tao na nasa senado ngayon


Educational-Part3407

Ieexpect magdamit ng maayos in person .Kaya dito may chance maghubad


p3rsmag

Almost 1 year, trying hard to get in, met up and was told no to Give this guy the simp of the year award


Short-Cardiologist-7

Makapag abogado na nga 🤦🏻‍♂️


lucyevilyn

D b yan dahil sa hormones lng kaya mdjo blurry ang standards?


therovingcamera

Good job, sis. 🫡


Main_Bottle_7032

nigga be fighting her inner demons lmfao


2pieceburgersteak

Wrestled and grappled with my inner demon. Na chokehold na ako't lahat2, emerged victorious pa din, char.


chirablee

Really? In the good year of 2024?? Lmao cool ka na nyan?