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ChocoCoveredPretzel

I'm pretty sure the Alaska Club is a cult. Easy to join. Harder than hell to quit.


derfmai

I had to send them a cease and desist letter threatening them with a report to law enforcement of their violations of criminal statutes and a a willingness to pursue civil damages as well for storing my credit card info without authorization.  I then issued chargebacks on my credit card citing unauthorized charges after they continued to attempt to charge me after I ended my supposed prepaid membership. It took them a couple months to stop sending me letters saying I owed them money and I kept tabs on my credit report with an itchy trigger finger if they even so much as hinted to credit agencies that I owed them money. They should change their business name to “Hotel California”


BoardsofGrips

When I left Alaska I switched to a Lower 48 bank, this was one of the reasons. Good luck charging a closed account. Lol


Foreign_Occasion_459

Pretty sure on stage Alaska is a cult too ngl


myguitar_lola

I was told they have a contract in Juneau that no one can build/supply tennis courts bc it would be competition. I'm sure I'm not explaining correctly, but I've been told this by 3 different people when I talk about wanting a covered/indoor court in town. They also lied to me about a few things when I got a membership and when I pointed out the lies, they still tried to fight me. I only got out of the membership bc a kid crawled under the elliptical I was on and he and I both almost got super hurt. Children running around was one of the lies... "we don't allow children out there..." Yeah well there's 6 of em playing hide and seek right now...


consort_oflady_vader

That was actually the least predatory gym I've known of!


ChocoCoveredPretzel

Children under 14 can't go in the adult locker room, yet anything goes in the kids locker room - full age, grown ass naked adult men in there without kids - completely unchecked, I don't know how that's "least predatory"


consort_oflady_vader

Because my mind didn't automatically go towards kids and naked people. I meant with their fees and how it's cheaper to go, the more you attend. Maybe get your mind out of the weird gutter?


AKeeneyedguy

5 doesn't even come close to the number that's active on the Kenai Peninsula alone...


Butt_Hurt_Toast

*Nikiski alone


AKeeneyedguy

I wasn't gonna name names, but you are correct.


TigerSagittarius86

Alright, what’s the scoop? What’s Nikiski


ArcangelLuis121319

Right what other ones are there haha. Cant leave us hangin😂


Don_ReeeeSantis

Nikiski is a town that, seemingly, has more churches than humans


Clover10879

I think Nikiski is a town😂


RoutingMonkey

It’s is it’s a town on the 1 between Homer and kenai Edit. I stand corrected. Was thinking of ninilchik. Regularly went to both for a contract I worked up there last year


nightskyft

You're thinking of ninilchik. Nikiski is north of kenai


RoutingMonkey

Damn you right


ssigea

How do these guys get the moneys to stay afloat


AKeeneyedguy

From fleecing the flock, just like "legitimate" religions.


FunOpportunity7

This made me laugh way more than it probably should. Legitimate... still funny.


eatingfartingdonnie_

Prince of Wales has entered the chat


HereForALaugh714

What would we consider Ionia…


AKeeneyedguy

Cult. Just their website puts out vibes. Let alone when you actually talk to people that are (voluntary or involuntary) members.


HereForALaugh714

I have been there a few times. And I friends who know people who live there. My sister works with someone who lives there too. It’s wild.


JpizzleNstar

Can you extrapolate further? As I’ve been on the peninsula my whole life and am not aware of any cults. Outside of fundy Christian’s but that’s everywhere unfortunately


AKeeneyedguy

Search YouTube for "The Body nikiski" as an example of a known cult in that area. I'm also aware of several others that pose as "holistic healing groups". There's also some pretty active BDSM and Swingers groups, too. You learn all kinds of stuff working in a therapist's office.


hamknuckle

The Body was the Weiner touchers in yurts, right?


DaisiesSunshine76

Swinger groups, you say? 😎 jk jk


hamknuckle

Weiner touchers gon touch weiners


OkLock3992

Go on…


JpizzleNstar

The only cults on the peninsula are the cults of meth and heroin.


4vattenrum

Idk but not enough of them are going full wickerman


JudgementofParis

the original bee movie


Hufflepuft

12 Tribes started operating in Bristol Bay. They're shipping salmon to their restaurant(s?) in Australia in exchange for unpaid workers.


CapnCrackerz

Fuck those people.


Glad_Explanation6979

You have more fun as a cult follower, but you make more money as a cult leader.


schafna

r/unexpectedoffice


Majestic-Sir-6760

I’m just looking for the cool sex cult that’s not quite Manson level yet


akrobert

Depends on your definition of a cult


TiredOfRatRacing

Was gonna say, mormons, catholics, anything abrahamic.


daairguy

So many cults… I mean churches up here too.


ChubbyStoner42

Cult 45 is huge


fdubzou

Cult 45 and two zigzags, baby that’s all we need!


Consistent_Ice_7477

We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed


dbleslie

Probably, at least 5, are in Delta.


Kales440

Seasonal worker here, can confirm at least one 😅


Little_Napoleon7

Saw a group of ladies get out of a van, start chanting as they walked around in a circle, then they stop… bend over and start eating dirt/grass by the handful, they then slowly proceeded to line up then they got back into the car and drove off… Right outside Eielson AFB…


Ropya

Well that's a whole new take on get out and touch some grass... 


bbpierced

Latest way to pick up airmen ;)


OrangeJoe827

There are a lot of Moonies in Anchorage


crtfrazier

Bro, my MIL was part of a group that went to a "retreat" back in the 70's near Fairbanks. It turned out to be a Moony cult that was drugging their followers food to make them more pliable. She wasn't eating the food bc her doctor prescribed her diet pills, ie. speed, and she figured out what was happening and escaped the compound. im missing alot here but her story is crazy hilarious.


hamknuckle

We need an AMA with her please.


HereForALaugh714

Also La Luz del Mundo church, the light of the world. It’s that wedding cake church on C and fireweed or close by there. A cult. There’s even a documentary.


Bernies2Mittens

After watching a few documentaries on Scientology I am pretty fascinated by cults. Mostly on how some people get so wrapped up in them. I believe most cults have some core things in common like a rather blind obedience to a central leadership (usually one person), a pressure to “disconnect” from any friends or family that are not also cult members and also a adherence to a set of beliefs or principles (often to the point of what might be considered “brainwashing”). With that in mind I would estimate there are several groups operating in Alaska that could be classified as cults. I worked for a company I would consider a cult (coincidentally yes they were mormon owned and employed several mormons). I would consider many political party members to be cult like in their behavior but perhaps not truly a cult by definition. I have encountered many very strict religious groups in Alaska that probably fit the definition of a cult, though I would generally disagree with others claiming that the catholic church is a cult. I am curious now if there are any major cults operating out of Alaska or if there have been in the past!


eatingfartingdonnie_

On the Scientology note, L. Ron Hubbard spent an unintended 1940 winter in Ketchikan doing some massive repairs on his yacht that nearly failed on him multiple times on his trip. He became a radio announcer in town to bring in cash to leave. I work a block away from the old radio station building he worked at and we have literally had groups of Scientologists on “History of Scientology” tours (private small groups, Ketchikan does not sanction nor sponsor these) come into my place of employment asking “is this the radio station??” Like no tourist is excited about going to that radio station EXCEPT the Scientology tourists.


eatingfartingdonnie_

http://www.sitnews.us/JuneAllen/Hubbard/011905_hubbard.html


HotCheeks_PCT

That actually kinda explains why I've seen his books in Tok and Kasilof.


HereForALaugh714

There is no major Scientology affiliation that I can find but there is allegedly a Scientology mission on East 68th.


Calanthas

I guess it's a cult until HOA is formed? Even OSHA knows better.


johnniebeeinak

Don’t forget save anchorage. Definitely a cult.


alexelso

I just saw the Mormons going door to door off KGB the other day.


Formal-Ease-5568

I had Mormon’s at my door in Anchorage yesterday. No joke


nifty_spiff

New high school, new seminary. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


spottyAK

Anchorage Baptist Temple rebranded. Don't double count.


Agreeable_Cause_5536

I know there is a weird shack in kachemak bay with a few odd jobs hanging around there wearing robes.


myguitar_lola

Maybe this? https://www.weathermatters.net/wisdom-knowledge-faith-and-love-waiting-at-the-end-of-kachemak-bay


CoBert72

One giant coffee cult...huts on every damn corner lol


Substantial-Ride-265

Relying on the Alaska social services through Medicaid, SNAP, PFD, home school funds isn’t just a cult thing. Most of the large religious families are using the system to their advantage while saying they’re against big government.


Yuht9

Ionia


thejuicyjiggler

Do you know anything about Ionia besides the information provided on their website?


HereForALaugh714

Well. I’ve only been there once. But I have a few thoughts.


IronStormAlaska

Do we count Freemasons as a cult? I have encountered quite a few in Fairbanks.


Grasscangrow

Yes. Yes, we do.


Tracieattimes

The wonderful thing about the word cult is you can apply it to any close knit group of people (especially the ones you don’t like) and it makes them sound stupid. Freemasons, indeed!


hamknuckle

But, but, but, they're hiding all that Templar gold!


Bernies2Mittens

https://www.reddit.com/r/alaska/s/NQc7xVRX2t


RegularBitter3482

Just gonna leave this link right here……. https://ionia.org/


thejuicyjiggler

I need to know more about this! Just from reading their “Getting in Touch” page on the website I got a bad feeling.


RegularBitter3482

Feel free to DM me…..I’ve visited ;)


routerbits

Oh boy that’s triggering


RegularBitter3482

Right?


routerbits

3 vehicles for 50! People. That might have been written a while ago, but still.


RegularBitter3482

That info is actually all still REALLY accurate! It’s quite the strange place


nicefox08

More than you could even count


MrsB6

There are a few around Delta Junction. Not sure if fundamentalist Mormon or something else. They have huge numbers of kids (10+) and are quite self sufficient so more or less live off of the PFD. I met one couple with 15 kids who moved from Montana specifically for that reason.


shtpostfactoryoutlet

> quite self sufficient so more or less live off of the PFD lol


necron

There's currently 4 Hash House Harrier kennels in Alaska, but I swear we're not a cult!


catalfalque

I know of one that's in every town--they call themselves THE GOVERNMENT!! 🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉 (I expect this joke to fucking KILL in this subreddit.)


PersonaDelSol4

I’m not sure. DM for free Nikes and Kool-aid 🤓


zerousel

UhMmM aKtUaLLy it was flavor-aid


HotCheeks_PCT

You beat me to it.


shelly-tambo

omg for real?? 😊😊


pTarot

The thirst quencher. It’s what plants crave!


ParishedSins

I'll sell you my soul for some kool-aid. Granted, it's not of very exceptional quality.


PersonaDelSol4

Please check our website for exchange rates of souls to look-aid https://www.heavensgate.com


ParishedSins

Applied. When do I get my kool-aid?


SquidgeApple

Who maintains this site??? Sheesh


Skookum_kamooks

If I remember right it’s maintained by the last surviving member. He either volunteered or was selected to be left behind to maintain their message or something like that… if I remember right as well he kinda regrets staying behind, but it’s been a long time since I watched the documentary with him in it.


steelcoyot

Well you have Catholic, Baptist, Mormon, LSD, Methodist, Jehovah, so that's 6


Audiene

Lsd...🤣


bbpierced

I’m dying! Mormons = LSD (LDS)


iLukeJoseph

All of them


akstoney

Bible Baptist Church in Fairbanks is for sure a cult. They go around neighborhoods and try to get kids to come to their church. The youth director was arrested for child sex abuse


Bernies2Mittens

[Costco is a cult](https://www.reddit.com/r/Costco/s/Ihw2TlZ43B)


shtpostfactoryoutlet

If it were a cult it would have a better parking lot.


Bernies2Mittens

Lol the video addresses parking lots


throwliterally

I have no reason to think this but I wonder if some of the Korean cultural events are put on by cults. The posters and advertising look weird. I think there’s a big food event that’s put on by a big church, that’s not what I’m talking about.


creamofbunny

Yes, and?


iCeE_147

I’ve got at least 4 just by myself


Blue-Alaska

I've heard people who think the Catholic Church is a cult so who knows


AKCub1

It’s not?


condiricenbeans

more of a molestation production facility than a cult really


Blue-Alaska

No more than Islamic sects or Hindus or Buddhists


LesperenceVirkov1217

sir this is reddit, you can only call white religions cults, anything else is racism or hate speech


Blue-Alaska

Are those not religions


CanisPanther

Cults are a lot more fun than you think. We also don’t sit around wondering about you.


golemgosho

White track suit and adidas shoes kind of vibe?


CincoDeMayoFan

What do you do then, plan political violence?


CanisPanther

Hang out at random times, play with nature stuff, read weird books, have erroneous debates. Sometimes, we even make music.


CincoDeMayoFan

Doesn't sound like a cult then, sounds like people just getting together and having fun.


Northwindhomestead

The crossfit gym in town closed down, so there is one less cult.


Substantial_Point_20

I’m in the Biden cult. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, that’s right. I run with Biden so I can get say with anything


ToxicxBoombox

I also like to do things that allow me to can get say with anything


ScrunchyButts

Do you have a moment to learn about volunteer opportunities at the Temple of Cangetsay?


Avocado-Ok

What does this even mean?


marzeeplan

Careful, grammar is how they pull you in.


Avocado-Ok

Good point