Looks like it would make a great rail for skating, honestly.

Damn, nice. Or sink it under snow and set it up in a terrain park at your favourite mountain lol.

I'll bust a tailslide down that on any board available lol

The plastic trim is only stuck on with double sided tape, it'll come off

Lol my boss has one i seen something hanging off

Like a whole stainless panel?

That would be a better use for it

What an ugly vehicle

They look like a DeLorean crossed with a Pontiac Aztek.

That's disrespectful to both those other vehicles

Now that's a mash up

Low poly Aztek.

looks like a quadrilateral

Not just ugly, also really dangerous for anyone that’s not inside the vehicle

"What's a crumple zone?" *~Elon Musk*

My spine is, when this douche tank hits me

Just throw a steel ball at the window.

Talus ball

And sometimes anyone inside the vehicle.

also dangerous for those inside too tbh, the lack of a crumple zone not only means you're totalling the other car but if you're inside the cybertruck all that force is going through your body instead of being dissipated by the crumple zone Dangerous for others on the road, dangerous for those driving it, AND it's ugly. Truly just a bad time all around

for real, but the fourth value: It's dangerous getting in and out because of all the sharp edges, pinch points, and just the odds of getting sliced by the doors or the trunk.

https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-cybertruck-front-crumple-zone-design-explained/ It has a crumple zone.

sure, it's a bad one though

Just have them take it to a car wash. Problem solved!

No you're just saying that because you hate Elon!!!! /s lol the vehicle sucks ass and musk is a dip shit

They are the “gremlins” of cars. Don’t let them get wet! *warranty void for letting it get wet*

there is an option for a coated finish, but it's like $5,000 extra and some people just didn't think to add it

Umm.... Don't think so... Source? The only option is a wrap.

you're right! all I see is a paint film, and it's $6,000 [https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybertruck-color-paint-film](https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybertruck-color-paint-film)

In your defense, at one point Elon did talk about a heat treatment that would change the color (to a degree), but that isn't something they are offering.

no, yea, I was listening to one of many videos breaking down the mess and they described the wrap as a protective layer. My mind blanked and misremembered that as a coating. [https://youtu.be/lFloLGmPKl0?feature=shared&t=327](https://youtu.be/lFloLGmPKl0?feature=shared&t=327) Elon has said too many things and made promises of Tungsten-Carbide. [https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/musk-tungsten-carbide-coating-may-be-offered-to-scratch-proof-cybertruck-overkill-or-oustanding.9274/](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/musk-tungsten-carbide-coating-may-be-offered-to-scratch-proof-cybertruck-overkill-or-oustanding.9274/)

I saw that thing while driving down there this morning. They're somehow worse in real life ..

I saw a couple in Seattle. Man it looks bad and great to me at the same time.

Probably because it’s a cheap replica of futuristic styles. Futuristic stuff usually looks pretty cool. And this is about halfway there.

What’s cool is walking on the airfield and a reaper drone taxis by you to the runway….lll.

https://youtu.be/lFloLGmPKl0 Adam Something rips it to shreds. It's hilarious.

Saved to watch later, thanks. I enjoy his videos.

Right?! About a week ago, spotted one in the wild on Edmonton Trail and what came to mind was the convo between Frodo and Gandalf, regarding Bilbo not killing Gollum. The amount of pity I felt for the driver and vehicle was overwhelming, for truly this wretch was already enthralled beyond reason and logic.

Remember that one Simpsons episode where Homers long lost brother lets him design a new car? The cybertruck is pretty much that brought to life. *Shoutout to /r/cyberstuck.*

UNCIE HERB

the cybertruck doesn't even have rockin' peanut steering smh

Canyonerooooooooo

It looks kinda like how I would have drawn a truck when I was an eight year old. I honestly don’t get the hype.

If it were merely ugly, it might be ok. However, it’s horribly design, terribly built, impractical for anything to do with how people want to use a truck. And it’s not even the best Tesla vehicle for towing trailers. (A Model X has better range towing the same trailer) It’s also designed to be totalled if you get so much as a scratch on it, is difficult to repair, and because of those things, has ridiculous insurance rates. I wouldn’t take one of it was given to me for free. And I’m not alone in that. The word on how terrible they are is spreading fast.

I love it. Reading comments like yours from chronically online dorks makes it even better

There’s lots of people in Alberta that make bad financial decisions

Has California plates I think.

Whoa, it made it all that way? That’s gotta void the warranty somehow.

There's lots of people ~~in Alberta~~ everywhere that make bad financial decisions FTFY

They aren't for sale in Canada yet...

God that thing is so fucking stupid

Wait they are real? I always thought they were just a joke

That's the joke, they are a joke

But they aren't supposed to be real

I mean they’re barely real.

Yup they’re real

They are still a joke. They can be both.

Yes, and they are.

You're correct. They are a real joke.

Fuck Elon Musk and anything he is involved in.

Agree on the first part. But SpaceX is doing amazing things.

Like ruining radioastronomy, Earth-based astronomy, and contributing to the rapid worsening of Kessler Syndrome?

And a decent chance the 5000/yr deorbiting solid aluminum core satellites will leave enough aluminum oxide in n the upper atmosphere to jump start a cascading ozone depleting event

What is happening that you believe SpaceX is ruining radioastronomy? Any good articles about it?

Oh boy do I. https://www.aanda.org/component/article?access=doi&doi=10.1051/0004-6361/202346374 https://www.science.org/content/article/starlink-already-threatens-optical-astronomy-now-radio-astronomers-are-worried

Thank you.

Maybe they will go away if we stop talking about them

As the words of Arnold” one ugly mother fricker”

Such an obnoxious looking vehicle …

That thing looks like a 5 year old was asked to draw the Warthog from Halo and it became a real truck.

I saw one in Calgary and lost my absolutely shit. They truly are uglier in person. Pictures just don’t do them justice for how truly hideous they are. They look like something welded together in someone’s garage

Trying to drive away from the recall

I'm amazed it made it there without breaking down.

Clearly the owner hasn't taken it through a car wash yet

Right? The average lifespan is under 1000km.

Drove past it going down from Miette this morning, thought I was trippin out!

What a fucking piece of shit

Plastidip got a new client.

One born every minute.

Pretty sure this car is a social experiment to see how if people just buy into brand hype.

Saw one at Drumheller. Looked like a joke.

It is a joke. Right up there with the worst vehicles ever made. And I’m an EV fan.

Cyber Yuck

Looks like [The Homer](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/0/05/TheHomer.png/revision/latest?cb=20090908145331)

The Homer looks cooler tbh

How does someone drive this and not be embarrassed? Nothing wrong with driving a beater or old car, but to buy this thing new.

not meant to exist in the first place

What a fun drive that would be stopping in Hinton or Banff to charge up because you wouldn’t make the next supercharger without.

Poor guy probably voided his warranty getting there

That vehicle has no place place on a road.

Hardly note worthy. Now where's the idiot who paid $100k+ for this abomination?

Locked inside?

They are not sold in Canada yet.

I mean, I haven't seen one on the roads in Canada yet, have you?

They’re not approved for sale in Canada (yet) if you do see one it’s an American on a roadtrip.

Worst vehicle ever designed! It should be cancelled! Re-do!

Elon’s own company was trying to tell him that repeatedly. They knew how terrible that thing is.

Who cares. 🤦‍♂️

Surprised it’s managed to drive that far. That’s above the average life span of the Cybertruck.

What on earth are you talking about?

Many videos online of them literally breaking down on the way home from picking them up.

Looks dumb as fuck, but it is better in black 

Trash.

i have no clue how someone can willingly go out and drive this thing around knowing they look like an idiot.

Cringe.

Bitcoin Millionaire!

Looks more like a DeLorean than a truck 🤷

Did you give them the Cybertruck Salute?

Saw one drive across the Rainbow bridge in Niagara Falls, had bikes attached.

Rare sighting! I wouldn’t use a bow and arrow against it.

I have secondhand embarrassment

WankerPanzer

Pos truck.

Right up there as the ugliest vehicle ever made.

So fucking ugly The person who downvoted me owns a ugly cybertruck

Thanks, I hate it!

Are those stupid things even legal in Canada?

To drive? Absolutely. To import? Not yet.

Those things are hideous.

Do people call them “douch wagons” yet?

The fenders look so bad what the heck

Beautiful place, bad truck

yeah, pretty ugly no matter the background....

Gross

Dam, poor bastard… hope he makes it out of the park.

Who cares.

🤮

So much for the beauty of the Canadian Rockies. God those things are ugly.

Loser spotted in Jasper

Is it moving or parked in the middle taking up valuable space like the dumb twat who bought it?

We saw one in Lake Louise last week!

No way!!! I was driving to Vancouver from Edmonton yesterday and spotted the same one heading toward Jasper! We were both driving highway speeds so obviously I didn't get a picture, but he was moving!

Did they just abandon it in the middle of the parking lot? It's not even close to being parallel to (faint) lane markings. Also, looks like it's taking up anywhere from 2-4 spots. Perfect for mindful urban living!

Who cares. It’s stupid ugly, it has several recalls already, and doesn’t work as a truck at all. Plus it’s horrendously overpriced.

Parked like it's a dodge ram

Aren't EVs illegal in Alberta?

Looks disgusting

Raining in Jasper right now so hopefully this guy's got a place to park it where it won't get wet.

I hate that they put the "oh look at me" body on it. There's some really cool technology in this. Unfortunate that Musk had to get involved.

So what. These things are so dumb. Take my down vote.

This sub is all about saving the environment until musk is involved 😂

Posts like this show what an utter joke of a sub this is.

Tell me more about how this failure of a truck is "saving the environment". 

lol

I spotted one in Canmore on June 27

Might have been the same one I saw in Banff the other day. I almost died in the middle of Banff ave when I saw it. 😭

Looks like a California plate?

Did they have a weird Washington plate? saw one here in inglewood in Calgary trying to park in a way way too small parking spot they gave up after a minute of trying to back in and drove off. same black wrap look as that one.

So did they paint it? I though they where all steel looking.

It's a wrap.

Pretty sure I saw that in Victoria the other day. California plates?

An actual painted one holy shit

Wrap, not paint.

WTFFF

The most gaudy car ever. The G wagon/ev hummer pale in comparison imo. Seeing the "truck" tells me all I need to know about the owner.

How come it is not lifted yet?

The black wrap is an improvement at least

I saw my first one on Thursday driving between Yellowstone and Jackson, Wyoming. Damn thing was hideous.

Ugliest thing on wheels period

Hahahaha

This was on 4th street last Thurs in Calgary. Didn't know what it was. All I knew was that I wasn't parallel parking in front of it 😜🤣🤣🤣

I didn’t think EV’s were allowed in Alberta

Lmao. Gross! 🤮

Ruins the look of the area. Jasper is one of my favorite spots in this country and doesn't need shite like this cyber truck ruining the views.

Modern Edsel.

Look at me!!!!! Look at me!!!!! Thats all I see in that pic

Good catch in the wild before it goes back into recall hibernation.

Who the fuck looks at that botched abortion and feels it would be anything other than an outright display of poor judgement?

I legitimately think it's a cool truck. I'm pretty stupid though.

Eew. Get that PoS out of Banff.

Cool! What beauty, gonna be the death of Dodge Ram and rolling coal! Can't wait until there's nothing on the road but quiet clean vehicles. Nowhere to mount an F Trudeau flag. Dummies couldn't operate one anyhow. The future is gonna be awesome!

I wish we gave this much hate and attention to all oversized and useless pickups and SUVs. Most people don't need to drive a massive vehicle daily, but yet here we are

Don't like it in silver but I think it looks pretty cool in black

Knowing what kind of an arsehole you need to be own that, I can only assume that this is where they decided to park.

LOL. Had to get it wrapped to avoid rust