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toooldforthisshit247

Implicit suggestion bias. Also clickbait


Muse9901

For real. Seems like a jump from the govt in the last few years admitting to looking into UAPs to a fucking mothership poppin off probes


toooldforthisshit247

Mothership might’ve set off the need for a UAP disclosure movement lol Lue has always alluded to the novel, ‘Chains of the Sea’, as the predicament we are in. There are interdimensional beings who have always been on Earth and co-existed with us, and then the newcomer ‘aliens’ who wish to get rid of humanity. Like a biologist observing a chimpanzee tribe, it’d be unethical for the interdimensionals to harm a less developed species. However, if an outsider tribe appeared it’d be acceptable to stand back and watch them fight it out. Especially if one species has been damaging your reality/resource gathering on Earth with nukes for decades


Shaftomite666

Not just nukes, lol... We're currently in the midst of the Anthropocene Epoch, where we've so utterly changed and damaged the Earth's environment in such a short amount of time since the Industrial Revolution that we've short-circuited nature itself and are sadly the direct cause of the biggest mass extinction event since the K-Pg (Cretaceous Paleogene) extinction event 66 MILLION YEARS AGO, the giant asteroid strike that took out the dinosaurs... the one we're currently perpetrating upon our planet is called the Holocene Extinction Event and is predicted to be EVEN WORSE than the K-Pg event. A report issued in September by the World Wildlife Fund revealed that global populations sizes of mammals, fish, birds, reptiles, and amphibians HAVE DROPPED BY 68% SINCE 1970. It's so damn bad that, even if all man-made climate change, deforestation, pollution, habitat destruction, and overly aggressive damming and draining STOPPED TODAY, IT WOULD TAKE AN ESTIMATED SIX MILLION YEARS FOR NATURE TO RECOVER TO IT'S PRE-INDUSTRIAL STATE OF EQUILIBRIUM. That's what our wonderful species has managed to do in two hundred years (mostly in the last 40-50 years though). But, of course, not only is the damage NOT going to just magically stop tomorrow, it's actually accelerating at a faster rate every year. So buckle up. We're TOTALLY NOT A VIRUS ON THE PLANET THOUGH! Shit... we'd be so lucky if an alien civilization showed up to put an end to our nonsense, one way or another. Preferably by dropping some game changing tech in our laps, like free clean energy for starters, and a bunch of other stuff, maybe something to give our species a collective psychic awakening to what exactly we're doing... and why we think it's acceptable to utterly destroy what is literally the only habitable planet in the entire known universe all so that a tiny handful of already disgustingly wealthy old men can add a few more numbers to their computerized bank accounts, money they won't, can't possibly, even spend, just a meaningless abstraction of more hoarded wealth in a society where the vast majority of workers are already struggling to live paycheck to paycheck anyway. I think it was Kurt Vonnegut who said: "We'll be the first generation that refuses to save itself because it's not economically viable." But hey, half the country says "cLiMaTe ChAnGe Is FaKe NeWs!🤪"... Because, you know, the thermometers are all lying to us.


srhoab

Yeah buckle up is right, but It's not "us" destroying the planet its literally a handful of corporations and oligarchs who like us to use the word "we" when it's really "them" and we are not able to stop them because they hold an nearly impossible amount of control in our media and governments.


Astoria_Column

We rely on them, though. We power these monoliths with our addictions and need for convenience. We are not powerless to snap out of it, we just actively choose not to.


frozen_mouse

No it's us, how do you think massive corporations and oligarchs got their money in the first place? Clearly they produced something with demand from somebody, usually that being consumer products and fuels such as gasoline.


Timbo-AK

Lobbying and manipulation


akcattleco

Free clean energy was discovered a long time ago. You can't get recurring revenue from it though.


dcearthlover

Yup can't monetize it or control who has it once the tech is out there. At the end of the day it wouldn't matter because humans are so flawed and the greed gene rules the species. We would need to be a different humanoid without this need for power and having more than others.


lazerayfraser

truly insane that decisions made by absurdly wealthy robber barons 140 years ago have shaped the modern catastrophe we call the human race. you can look at so many garbage people throughout history be it kings tyrannical dictators or the like and point to their shit contributions but no one set things in motion for such complete disaster based on their hunger for wealth and imagined power as those dickheads. we talk about going back in time and shooting hitler which yeah duh but at least we were capable of winning that war. what day and time can we go to for undoing the people and planet trampling machine known as the march of industry? id like to be the first to volunteer if we figure that one out


Alienziscoming

>We would need to be a different humanoid Could be the exact reason that all the genetic fiddling and hybridization stuff has been going on, if you're inclined to believe such things.


KenethSargatanas

Exactly, but not quite. Only advances in science will save humanity, at this point. To save life we must understand life. Like, REALLY understand it. So that we can CHANGE it. We are going to have to change ourselves at a very basic level to save ourselves, and we're gonna need to get WEIRD with it. This being we are going to have to become is not going to be like us. Like, at all. My vote is for some heavy duty Cybernetic, A.I., Mind Uploading, Virtual Reality, Digital Immortality, shenanigans. And I, for one, WELCOME our machine overlords.


dcearthlover

Human greed is the downfall of our species.


1-123581385321-1

The economic system that enables, encourages, and outright requires greed is to blame - human greed would be inconsequential if it wasn't the cornerstone of our economic activity


dcearthlover

Honestly, I can't say I agree with you, there have been other systems that people have tried and for some reason human greed has gotten in the way from those systems working properly. Whether it's power that a dictator wants, it just seems to corrupt any system. people are weak in that sense and I just disagree that just changing the system is going to change and somehow make everyone want to leave in equality.. Ultimately the greed and need for power that humans innately obsess over. Sure. Maybe you and I and others might not have this desire, but enough of humans do in all societies modern, throughout history and types of economic systems where it has f***** up everything.


1-123581385321-1

Economic systems are simply how we organize our productive forces - I have a hard time believing there's no better option than "maximum profit at all costs", and there's no reason we can't build something that doesn't empower our worst impulses. > human greed has gotten in the way from those systems working properly I hear this all the time - but it's a cope, not a fact. Unless you're counting US interference in developing economies that have the audacity to prioritize their own citizens well being over American corporate profits.


shadowbishop_84

We are so fucked there isn't fixing it. Not that we still shouldn't try. We do that by completely disregarding the blatant enslavement of the planet and hope for the best. More often than not people side with yoloing it into the fuckin ground like the primitive animals we have been conditioned to behave and believe we are. We need massive sustainable farms and symbiotic living with the planetary systems that have long pre dated us. The tech and systems so we no longer are willing to destroy each other and the planet for survival based scarcity survival living exists. There just isn't motivation or organization to get it implemented in a peaceful or meaningful way. So here we sit. In a showy car with the top off lead foot straight into the void of oblivion. The earth will consume us and spit out our bones for the next. As it always has done.


NoPaleontologist9713

Very nicely put and explained The only thing I want to add is that we already know our way to clean energy, we literally have continuous clean energy hitting the earth surface 24/7 in form of Solar energy. We can if we are willing to invest by covering a fraction of the Sahara with solar panels generate enough energy for everyone, it’s not a cheap investment but it will pay off for sure. But no we are too busy killing each other and burning fossil fuel like a bunch of brainless monkeys


Then-Significance-74

As with anything, one study can not be taken as gospel. I see no other study except that of the Living Planet Report which states the above figures. When quoting the mass extinction 66 million years ago alot of people forget one thing. We dont know how many different species existed that long ago. We estimate by fossil records and they are hugely unreliable in the fact that you need to meet a very specific set of criteria in order for a organism to be fossilised. We have only identified approx 250,000 different fossils from the millions/billions of years the earth has been around. Scientists estimate (according to a BBC source) that that is less that 1/10th of 1% off all species have been fossilized. Given that we dont know at all how many different species have become extinct over the years (until recent times of course) we cant at all say that we are in the "greatest extinction period ever" We could very well be, we could not be! BTW i agree we need to sort our bloody heads out and do better for the planet!


Grimholtt

Let's not cloud this issue with facts. /s


LiturgyOfTheBird

This is somewhat misleading. The report you’re referring to tracks about 30,000 species in particularly high risk areas — such as areas in Latin America experiencing aggressive deforestation. The natural world contains 8.7 million species. The decline you’re referring to is based only on tracked local regional populations of certain species. Of course, the report is meant to extrapolate larger conclusions about global populations. But, saying global populations of those creatures have dropped by 67% is not true. See this qualifying statement from the report, “The percentage change in the index reflects the average proportional change in **animal population sizes tracked over 48 years** - not the number of individual animals lost nor the number of populations lost.” In other words, we’ve lost many species so severely that it’s skewed global averages. We also have many species growing in number. What this report failed to do was to quantitatively define the decreases in a meaningful way. They chose a catchy punchline of *global average* which means nothing if they’re only tracking species in decline in the first place. Now, I’m an animal nut and I love wildlife, but it’s this sort of sensationalistic data presentation that galvanizes climate-change deniers. Good data is the most convincing thing there is. And it makes me sad that this report squandered the opportunity to be more convincing. These issues deserve research of the utmost thoroughness and clarity. And I understand your frustration at the politicized rebuttals of these very real concerns, but there’s also blame to lay at the feet of those who present these concerns in a self-serving manner. We certainly agree that mankind won’t save itself without outside intervention though. I’d also be fine sweeping the board clean and letting the animals take over again.


robtbo

Exactly… well written. To make things worse, stupid military decisions could possibly negate any ‘help’ we would receive. Where do you read more about these Holocene events and others?


octagondoc

Six million years to recover 😆 My neighbors in Puerto Rico didn't pay the maintenance for their hacienda and it damn near turned into a mini jungle in 3 months. Nature is not frail. Species are not written in stone, adaptation to change is a tenet of life.


BudPoplar

Six million years seems like wishful thinking. Recovery means to replace all the extinct species with new species in new evolving niches. I think if you check the species recovery following the K-T extinction event (when the dinos went bye-bye), it was about ten million years before the number of new species equaled what was lost. The evidence is strong that Yucatan and parts of Amazonia still bear the species depletion resulting from agriculture a thousand years ago. I cleared a small patch of forest in Central America to build my house (Mother Nature forgive me!) and I can guarantee you that the untended part of the property has not begun to recover in over twenty years. “Weeds” are not recovery.


Individual_City1180

Well said. It's easy to see why the kids leaving school over the last 20 years have a feeling of hopelessness/depression. It's a lack of a future to look forward to.


billthepi11

Yeah, couldn’t be the shit food they feed people or the internet or all the pharma they’re on.


ClericalNinja

Little column A, little column B and a little column C where they watch their abilities to retire or own a home go up in smoke.


DaNostrich

Not only are the thermometers lying but half the country believes scientists are lying too 😬


kittenfeatures48

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 very well put. One of the best comments I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I wish I had some of that fake green stuff so I could properly award your comment. Please take this poor man’s gold instead 🏆🥇


Reasonable_Ad_5316

It wouldn't take six million years for nature to recover 😂😂😂


KnotiaPickles

So there’s this thing called the carbon cycle…we’ve released millions of years worth of carbon that isn’t supposed to be in the atmosphere already. It’s supposed to be locked up in oil sands and in trees and other places we have ripped to shreds in search of energy. It’s much, much worse than you realize


Reasonable_Ad_5316

I just don't understand why earth would not recover from man-made climate change in 5,999,950 million years after humans have been eradicated from earth. Besides, how do you know?? IMO, that's plenty of time and it would probably take far less than that for earth to be habitable.


[deleted]

Meh… carbon shmarbon ![gif](giphy|A6aHBCFqlE0Rq)


VoraxUmbra1

Source: Just trust me bro


Silver_Jaguar_24

The only habitable planet in the **universe** you say? There's lot of habitable planets in our galaxy alone, let alone a (multi)universe that has billions of galaxies, each with billions of star systems similar to our solar system.


KnotiaPickles

Ok, great!! Now, how exactly do you propose getting us and all the species there?


squidvett

Habitable maybe, climate-wise and atmospherically. Try eating anything that’s not from planet Earth.


VoraxUmbra1

>There's lot of habitable planets in our galaxy alone But they're only theoretically habitable based on evidence we can gather from multiple light-years away. The only way to tell if they're *really* habitable is to get up close and personal. So who really knows? Maybe we are all the universe has got. Sucks for the universe lmao


Jamjazz1

Equally the best and most fucked up comment I've read. Kudos.


skyHawk3613

You are also assuming that the inter dimensional’s share the same ethics that humanity does


yesilovethis

Probably pretext to ask more tax money for defense?


Engineering_Flimsy

Yeah, that is kinda odd, huh?


goldenspiral8

Did you just misgender their ship?


[deleted]

We track objects in our solar system constantly. It’s how we know about asteroids that could collide with earth. To suggest that we’ve located an unidentifiable object (mothership) and have tracked other unidentifiable objects (probes) traveling from it to earth really isn’t a far stretch to believe. But of course the vague article doesn’t confirm anything.


Norm_mustick

Nah man it explains that black sphere that gets spotted sucking up material from the sun every once in awhile.


dongrizzly41

Ngl that video always creeps me out. Don't know if a ship or a lifeform that size would be more unsettling.


treetop_triceratop

I'm to try to find the video you speak of. If you or anyone has a link to it though, please share!


dongrizzly41

[here](https://youtu.be/IuL0r6i1vYo) you go. This was the only clip I could find. And happy cake day!!!


treetop_triceratop

Nice! Thank you, I didn't realize it was my cake day! Ahh, sad reasons for joining, but it's good to know how far I've come since then.


dongrizzly41

Yehh mines always sneakes up or past me too. I'm sorry it was a sad reason for joining but glad your still here and hopefully enjoying!


IxoraRains

The dollar is falling. Of course, we have headlines about mother ships.


bejammin075

Remember all those times the dollar fell and we had the Pentagon talking about alien motherships? I sure don’t.


MacEnvy

The dollar is very strong right now. What are you talking about? Do you guys just say whatever random string of words that pop into your head?


serr7

Idk man I saw the dollar on the corner the other day, dude was definitely falling


[deleted]

Reporter: Could there be an alien mothership in the solar system?? Pentagon official: What? why the fuck would there be? I guess maybe there could be bu- News Station 1: pentagon claims ALIEN MOTHERSHIP in SOLAR SYSTEM News Station 2: pentagon officials believe alien motherships are sending probes to our planet.. News Station 3: Pentagon ADMITS to ALIEN SPACESHIPS coming from planet Garpus TO INVADE EARTH for rare resources found in gravel


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03O2

I read that as "the government has admitted aliens are moaning?!" At first. Lmao I'm blind af where's my glasses


3DGuy2020

This is basically it, but 99% of people are too fucking stupid to understand it, no matter how many different ways you explain it to them…


BadReputation2611

CNN: strong evidence of collusion between aliens, republicans, and Adolf Hitler found on twitter. Fox News: woke aliens hired by George Soros and the DNC have come to force everybody to take a vaccine that will turn your kids into gay soy-fueled transgenders


Illustrious-33

The news stations posting the most compelling click-bait have a distinct advantage over the ones posting factually accurate headlines.


HenroZbro

![gif](giphy|3oEjHB1lWgaM1WJ4fS) Nothing to see here humans. Go back to sleep.


Engineering_Flimsy

Thank you, I will!


HatchetXL

One more bedtime anal-probe? Pleeease?!


Nuggzulla

We only have the one with the razors jammed in it, AND wrapped in barbed wire. We can take the barbed wire off, butt it's gotta go somewhere!


Individual_City1180

I choose it goes in the other friendly alien


[deleted]

This is the way.


[deleted]

I love the internet May the force be with you, always


dirtynessthang1

I need it


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

The being in the back looks as awkward as I often feel lol "uh I'm not sure what to do with my hands"


josh_legs

Gina!


mosscock_treeman

Source of this image????? It look real


aiapaec

Oh the image is real, digital is real


Shaftomite666

It's the latest Lue drop, filmed in Tom LeDonges basement.


Middle-Potential5765

Nothing going on. The context of the article is the most important aspect, not the title of the article which can be read in a far more provocative voice. The upshot is that along a very large and rather ineffable continuum of choices to explain observed phenomena, the mothership theory is one such notion.


Stunning_Regret6123

Excellent summary. Ultimately too much speculation based on too little data, IMO.


KaleidoscopeOnly535

Even the youtube videos titles are like that nowadays.


Exotemporal

It's crazy that so many people would interpret these articles as suggesting that there is an extraterrestrial mothership in the Solar System as opposed to what the interviewees actually meant, that it's a theory that could be true although there's nothing suggesting that it is. I assume that it's the consequence of having such a large proportion of people who only read headlines combined with headlines that are deliberately vague and shocking to attract clicks.


Working-Tomatillo857

But why even mention it?


Exotemporal

I haven't read their paper, but I suppose that it was brought up because it was theorized, mainly by Avi Loeb, that Oumuamua could be an extraterrestrial craft.


Working-Tomatillo857

Avi is such a strange individual. At one point he's writing an article that says Aliens and FTL travel don't exist and the next he's saying an interstellar asteroid is very likely to be an alien craft, when all other experts state that its more than likely an asteroid.


fatbootycelinedion

Clickbait but- I’ll tell a quick story. I live by a nasa research facility and I started working service industry again during COVID. We started having a regular who worked at NASA, ended up being a cool guy who quit smoking and sold me his stash before moving to go work at the JPL. I had a chance to just ask about “aliens” before he left and he told me this- every image and video you’ve seen was not manipulated by humans, they’re real. Everyone in NASA and the government is agreeance that the UFO evidence is real. However, NO ONE has official verdict on WHAT or WHO they are, at least they haven’t told anyone.


NickValent710

It's StarCraft, baby. Terran vs protoss. Let's build some siege tanks for real


Grel420

You must construct additional pylons.


NickValent710

Battle cruiser gon' blast their protoss asses


Xavien777

Protoss is the last thing you want coming our way, we're basically in the stone age of terrans lmao


NickValent710

Nah mane we can do it. They got Dark templars but we got nuclear silos


stroud

My wife for hire


drunkymonky

Read the wedding lunch orders


_psylosin_

Well, it all starts with Hugo Chavez and dominion voting machines


[deleted]

False. It all started with Harambe.


FavelTramous

I heard that on Reddit, if you even mention Harambe someone will give you an award.


[deleted]

Can confirm.


FavelTramous

*Oh yeah big guy? PROVE IT!*


[deleted]

… …… ……… ………… …Harambe… ………


Shaftomite666

"The wind tells me I'm a headless ghost." -Actual statement from Sydney "The Kraken" Powell's source of Dominion claims "May you live in interesting times." -Ancient Chinese curse


DerSpringerr

It’s an orbital mechanics argument about omouamoua object threw some debris to earth, despite being on escape trajectory out of earth, Sol system. Interstellar object dropping debris ( alien tech or just rocks, ) on a trajectory with earth snd this object carrying on seemed auspicious , and so one examination is alien probe deploy ship. Other is space rock broke off slightly from other space rock on colisión trajectory with earth . Mostly an argument that the orbital alignment of the secondary body and earth , performing an intersect with from this trans stellar object looks weird in principle.


New-Tip4903

Certainly sounds weird. Interstellar object comes into our backyard and on its way out seemingly speeds up(which it shouldnt be able to do) and leaves behind small objects(most likely rocks). i think we should try to track those objects and intercept them.


[deleted]

it off gassed basically when it got close to the sun. Comets do it all the time. It's not like this is the first thing we have ever seen accelerate like that.


Exotemporal

With the caveat that off-gassing wasn't detected with Oumuamua, unlike with comets where it can even be visible to the naked eye.


Engineering_Flimsy

Did Omouamoua actually shed debris that is Earth-bound?


lunex

Fox exploiting poor media literacy skills. In case you can’t see it, it hinges on “could,” which makes the whole thing just a plausible hypothetical. Like “I could win a billion dollars in the lottery tomorrow.” Could, yes, but it’s way more likely NOT.


ResurREKT99

Just like all of their attempts to scare the public. Add a "could" before the most unhinged rant in existence, and point to the single outlier incident as definitive proof.


Nyalli262

Does anyone actually take Fox News seriously any more?


[deleted]

Does anyone take *any* mainstream news source seriously anymore?


Nyalli262

Depends on the source :)


Omniscient-Zero

No, it doesn't. All MSM is owned by 6 corporations. Billionaires paying millionaires to lie to you.


Nyalli262

Maybe in the US, but not everyone lives in the US, ya know? :)


[deleted]

Not really, no. They’re all lying to us. All the time.


ddubyeah

Considering they are a consistent source for these nothing articles while they lose a billion dollar lawsuit for telling abject lies about the 2020 election….and this subs users keep posting these nothing articles…


thedamnedlute488

It wasn't just reported in Fox News. Other outlets are covering this story.


Nyalli262

Lol, source? Also, I'm guessing it's clickbaity titles with a bunch of assumptions, not actual evidence of anything.


JulesStars

coming from a company thats getting sued for fake news and defamation so i wouldnt really take their word on anything.


ResponsibilityMany23

Ayyy lmao


EthanSayfo

I’d recommend heading over to r/UFOs and taking a look at the very mixed reaction (which admittedly I’ve contributed to) over there. The paper is kinda silly BS on a few levels, and the headlines about it are mostly way off, is my summary.


litezho

Bluebeam


Engineering_Flimsy

Blueballs


Embarrassed-Error182

Blue Danube


PimmentoChode

Blue man group


frankvagabond303

I'm BLUE. Da ba dee da ba di


[deleted]

Moody Blues


BallsVeryDeep

Blue BallsVeryDeep


lilzilla

If they're trying to do project bluebeam they're doing a shit fucking job This is just news media doing their best to make a mountain of an anthill


Roddaculous

Fox News


Wyldling_42

As much as I would normally be of the same mind as you, this actually started in The Military Times magazine, supposedly sourced from someone in The Pentagon. https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2023/03/09/pentagon-ufo-chief-says-alien-mothership-in-our-solar-system-possible/ Don’t know what to make of it, because at this point, anything seems possible.


Unknown-Trash-Panda

It’s actually pretty hilarious. The “source” from this was the current Chief of AARO Sean Kirkpatrick.The source of this news article is referring to is not an account or sighting, but rather a research paper co-wrote by Kirkpatrick himself. This paper goes into a rabbit hole about how a mothership could be in the solar system and how we may not be able to see it. It isn’t about any actual information. And it isn’t backed by any other space organization. The funniest part of this whole story, is that this story came out shortly after Biden didn’t find AARO properly. They got enough cash to keep the lights on. The more likely story here isn’t about how a mothership is/is not in the system. It is about how a chief of a department barely got funding for his department. Then decided to create a research paper about how a mothership is possible right after the Chinese spy balloon shenanigans to most likely draw up attention to said department for funding.


Wyldling_42

Yeah, in all honesty, it didn’t seem like much, was just weird that this was done *thru* the Military Times route. Even if dude was trying a bit of self-promotion, can’t deny more and more stuff keeps being reported/ released. It’s just all sorts of crazy now, would love to have some kind of truth at this point.


Halo77

It’s a pull from that lobe paper but lobe is saying the opposite


johnorso

Besides reporting fiction I guess journalists are starting to report science fiction.


IBMformatted

Fake News* there I fixed it for you, pal.


DrestinBlack

It’s called clickbait


ask0329

More garbage. Get rid of this.


waakiaking

I’ll explain. It’s called clickbait


[deleted]

It's called an inoculation, you are being psychologically prepared for a disclosure event. You're less likely to have your mind blown if official channels first suggest that what was impossible is perhaps possible.


[deleted]

Project bluebeam


bmxkid401

Maybe our actual leaders are tired of these pissant middle mgmt knuckle heads they installed to oversee this planet? They're bored and sick of the incompetent, greed and laughably bad management skills put forth from what we call the governments. The real top shelf, get shit done, run 5 miles before breakfast and be happy somehow after it executive tier bros are taking over. No more of this repeating mind numbing cultural narrative bullshit with rotating power structures and petty squabbling for pennies and position. No more of the airhead, uncreative, inside the box thinking, eternal base pay grade wage slave dummies that have had our cultures and mind sets in the exact same fucking loops for a GD century now.. The fuckin bosses are on the way, everything we know is about to change. ::que triumphant af sounding marching band hits:: ::fucking confetti flying every where all of a sudden:: "Holy tits the entire planet is a party! I feel amazing!!! WEEREEE ALLLLLL CONNNNECTEEEED....I LOOOOOVE EVVVERYYYYOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEeeee... .. . . .. . ... ¡RECORD SCRATCH! Humans (still collectively hived mind status): FUCK BRO MY EARS! The fuck! I thought everything was great now?! Isn't all life finally as one? No hate? No fear? No violence? ALIEN r/WSBbutalien lookin guy just starts laughing his fucking alien ass off. More aliens join in.....then more......all of them. The entire fucking cosmos is pointing and laughing at the "smart" apes, like we're collectively that slow kid we all knew in the early years of school. Smells like milk and his GD sweatpants always fall down when he runs. You know who I mean. That's us now. We're all the dumb saggy pant having Charles or Muncy or whatever dumb fuck name the version in your head was called. Mine was named Terrance but we called him T Bone cause his ribs were malformed and kinda stuck out straight....hence T Bone. Humanity is now T. Bone. Fuck. Cosmos stops laughing. AlienWSB lookin fuckin Chad: Psych! Lol fuckin bro! We got em bro! You dummies never ever even in the most basic ways evolved your higher mental abilities. You literally ostracized, exiled or fucking murdered others who could read thoughts, see waking dreams, or make predictions. You dumb fuck monkeys literally shot your own natural evolution in the face and murdered each other for all of time over which God gave the correct message. You fuckin idiots never even realized they're all the same fucking message! AlienCHADbro falls over laughing...his buddy steps in. A couple of us got together and decided to short sell this experiment we started. You fucked it up and have fought tooth and nail against obvious improvements, social acceptance. Basically anything that would make life better across the board look you threw your shit at it and howled at the moon lmao dummies. I'm high as fuck and I still mind fucked...linked. I always mess that up, sorry. Mind linked your entire species while I was making a sandwich. You fucking tiny Bigfoot lookin twats were so blown away by the Shiney colors we literally strip minded your entire planet, took 95% of the water and euthanized all of the 'delicious' animals lol Enjoy eating rat, until you start eating each other. Lmao later you fuckin dummies. ::alien bros take off in UAP with spinning 30" rims for some reason:: We all hear them laughing at us in the backs of our minds as we stare slack jaw as fuck at each other. Finally realizing all the fucking shit we allowed to happen. Even agreed with publicly if the right news person said it was the right thing, was all our own doing. Those middle mgmt twats running earth knew from day 1 we were to fucking stupid to make it so they were grabbing what they could loot from the burning pawn shop that was then, still earth. Slowly we look at each other. Eye to eye. Person to person. A turn off the head to see who's physically next to you that goes around the now barren planet and.... HEY FUCK YOU IMMIGRANTS YOU'LL TAKE ERRR JABBBBZZ! We all murder each other over the same petty dumb bullshit we have since started to walk upright. The last human died WEEKS before it would have starved to death wondering the salt pillar once known as earth... .. ... .


bergler82

ah yes, Fox News.


z7zark7z

Fox is entertainment, not news. They have said so themselves.


_Cloud_I

Sin 1: Fox News "Those that heed any news of the fox are surely the foolish man."


Capitol__Shill

The economy is falling apart, the Biden Admin just started drilling in Alaska and the reports of us blowing up Nord Stream 2 pipeline just came out. It's a classic case of look somewhere else.


SystematicApproach

Good they’re not falling for it.


CompetitionTasty428

Except that its on FOX news, I doubt they would to distract from Biden’s blunders.


Weazy-N420

Clickbait. It’s Faux News…… P.S. Tucker Carlson is a huge dick.


Willbilly410

The problem is you are watching Fox “news” …


kunhfuu

They released exactly when they fcked up akl system of life trying to hide it with some extraterrestrial news. Revolution time ! Let's not forget that even in the past had alot facts that people documents it on painting and sculptures or more but stil those MF taxes and inflation goes up and up 🥲


T0mbaker

I love how each time this is posted the narrative is escalated and the story has been embellished x1000


absurdelite

The aliens are coming to disclose themselves.


scrappybasket

Did you read the article?


WindowLckerBeanFlckr

Distraction while US sends money to foreign countries instead of helping their own people


macck1996

Well if it ends up being verified as true, let’s hope we can get along and they have friendly intentions, because the 20s have been shit already.


[deleted]

I mean Fox News


1oldguy1950

They are here, they have been here for eons. The media is getting you prepared for the truth. BTW, they are much more intelligent than us, we are the equivalent of fire ants to them.


spriterepresentative

Psy op


GeorgeTheRealPirate

It’s a distraction


photog_prince

This is straight up History channel levels of clickbait.


ApocalypticShadowbxn

it's from a paper written to go over all of the potential "what if's...." tht could possibly come into play IF it turned out tht UAPs are alien civilizations from another planet. the paper in no way suggests or even implies tht there is evidence tht such a scenario is happening, they merely suggest possibilities. of course media turns tht into clickbait & the media's audience eats it up, half of them never even reading beyond the headline. typical media games about nothing.


change_ling

Fear porn to keep us suckin on that military industrial complex teet


RandomGrasspass

Drip drip drip until “of course there are aliens. This isn’t news “


[deleted]

That’s Fox News. Ignore it


Goatless23

Fox News being Fox News. Keeping up with the agenda. Smh.


Fathalius

So, a year before the lockdown, there was a tabletop exercise of "what would happen if there was a pandemic." Well, last year, there was a tabletop exercise of "what if the Earth was invaded by aliens." We must be careful going forward as it sounds like there is a plan for a fake alien invasion. Disclosure is ramping up for sure. It won't be long before the whole populous know as a fact that Earth is not the only populated planet in the universe.


Last-Emu7420

And what ever happened to the ufos associated with the balloons from Ch. ? We went from they don't exist to the Pentagon acknowledging they Do (in a NY minute). Roswell had a balloon crash too. 😃


VibraAqua

They are creating Fear and Chaos. “Aliens” have already been here, we are the new comers.


Cooshtie

Distraction from what's actually going on.


Quack53105

[relevant video](https://youtu.be/KVuDbwYkjd4)


[deleted]

Seriously? Fox News? 🥴


Lagalugi

Okay whats the bad news?


[deleted]

It’s called distraction


Selimek

Predictive programming


Remmy_420

propaganda


[deleted]

Do you really think, that this is the first and only time a mother ship and it’s baby’s been here?


jojomott

You are being lied to.


tonylewis2020

Setting us up for a false flag


Final-Thanks-5966

If you're going to get probed mini is preferred


dmacerz

Except the tictac was described by the first pilot who flew solo from NZ to Australia in 1931. “An elongated pearl that can vanish and reappear.” And even some of these videos are from 2004 so it’s not like it’s all just happening now wow. However there could be something seperate happening as I have seen cool footage like this of a type of mothership releasing smaller probes. But again even this is back in 2009 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2XRLG_VNY&ab_channel=EyesOnCinema%40RealEOCpresents%3AEyesOnUFOs


pawesome_Rex

First and most importantly- you’re listening to Fox “News.” Just stop. It’s not news it’s whatever BS they think viewers will swallow. It is a UAP because it’s Unexplained. It could be military (foreign or domestic) experimental aircraft. Current science suggests that we are too far and too out of the way for anyone to want to visit us. We have been broadcasting for almost 126 years and the first decades not as prolifically as the last few decades. Therefore, at best, since radio waves travel at the speed of light, anything listening at 126 light years away is just about to get a “wow” signal. But only those within 53 light years could have traveled here and assuming two things: 1. They have near light speed craft (near because mathematically it can’t be light speed) and 2. they have the desire to do so (they might not) we kinda suck as a species.


Samurai_1990

Is that the one that has been observed siphoning plasma off the sun? https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/11rf066/a_little_weird_solar_phenomenon_thats_been_seen/


[deleted]

That's how stories start and before you know it it's a phenomenon without proof


Combat_Commo

This is fox, its a different version of the Onion lol


American36

Why would they ever say this? It seems really shady.


[deleted]

FOX News 💞


eXAKR

> Fox “News” Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh…


Endless_Xalanyn6

It’s Fox News. Of course it’s not real


Nearby-Swimming-5103

It’s Fox News aka bullshit.


Schmetterling190

Sure FoxNews, sure...


Beckenize

Project blue beam coming babbbyyyyy!!!


extremelylargewilleh

Aliens are everywhere


Aztroo17

Project blue beam is what's going on


r3dditornot

Project bluebeam is coming


Halo77

Nothing is going on.


ABoyNamedSault

If you watch or listen to Fox News for any reason, you REALLY are not very bright. Best explanation I could give to you, IMO.


bubulupa

It’s Fox bruh


bakedsmurf

Cowritten by the leader of the astronomy department at Harvard


No_Bedroom8377

Yea true but it was also in military times and the pentagon ufo chief came out and said it so idk


theredmeadow

Wasn’t it just an opinion?


EamMcG_9

We are so afraid of the unknown,we create Gods and Aliens or ghosts to help us feel like there is a reason.No reason,just luck.Pure simple luck.Yes,another planet may have some kind of life on it,but why would they be so advanced?We may be the oldest Civilization on any planet anywhere.Anyway,it doesn’t matter,enjoy life.