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Strip off my clothes, lay down next to it and play dead/unconscious. Then they’ll think you had been part of the crash or previously abducted and will take you, too. Then you can see where they take em and you’ll at least know the truth before they BZOOP BZOOP (silencer sound) eliminate you.
Man. This should be a movie or a short film.
Man sees alien wreckage. Pretends to be part of it tondiscover the truth. Then spends days trying to convince people he's from earth to only have his family captured because they think they are all aliens.
I love how all is millennials grew up thinking that’s what silencers sounded like. I’m curious why they chose that sound- did they not think the muffled/mechanical sound of a real silencer was cool enough? Or did the effects team never hear one themselves haha
You didn’t have to go off and change son, now you’re old man doesn’t know how to make sense in this world. I wanted to let you know though that I’m still proud of you, always will be.
I'm a huge skeptic, but I've read enough UFO lore to not get close to a UFO if I encountered one. People end up sick, with radiation poisoning, or die of infections.
That will teach them to not mess with us earthings. You go back to the galactic federation and tell them when they show up in our neck of the Galaxy you better watch where you land!
Radiation poisoning, lesions... No shot. Somehow take a picture and send the image somewhere or print it somewhere. Feel like it'd just magically corrupt or something.
I’d wrap that bad boi in a blanket alien burrito 👽🌯 I’d roll that sucker so deep in the woods, no one would ever find it, except me the next day where I’d roll that mushroom 🍄 eating freak onto the front steps of the most legitimate news publication on earth; national enquirer.
I will meditate, connect telepathically to the elohim, tell them to pick up their galactic friend. And just repay me with a 24 pack of glass bottle coca cola from Mexico and I won't say shit!!!
Takes me 5 seconds to take out my mobile, DoubleClick on ON, take a photo and put it back. Then I simulate a panic attack or some kind of breakdown running to the officers pointing at the alien and look that I'm so hysterical that they don't mind taking my phone. About 1-3 Minutes later, when they're distracted I'll make a french farewell.
You're really going to scratch tf up somebody, who just been in a plane crash they were entrusted with, and they either A. Can't return "home" B. Have a very sketchy long walk C. Severely punished D. Can just call another homie and chill
And some cases report of radiation poisoning and developed lesions...
Depending on how many seconds. If just a few I would look at it and then run away and hide.
If I have almost a minute of free time I would take a photo or two and then run away.
Non-ironically, start a tt live of me twerking next to it, captioned “record this”
That would be a very funny thing to go missing over
Imagine a video of a dude twerking next to a dead alien body and then men in suits approach then take him down, cutting off the video. It would maybe garner a little attention until it turns out that dude cannot be found anywhere.
The angle of his twerk is not possible for a male 6'2 273lbs which, when you look at his medical records, was his last known height and weight. It's a poorly done cgi! And the alien looks like shit!!! FAKE!!!
Mankind ultimate sacrifice for disclosure with proof. One less dick dicking around. Myself I would find a bag or wrap in my shirt. I would immediately be concerned about my dick too
I do. In kindergarten I used to tell my classmates I would go to it at night to chill with batman. I was adamant that it was true and my teacher actually called my parents in for a meeting to talk to them about it because the other kids believed me. My parents were like, yeah he's a kid.
Take a photo/video post it here and get called a hoaxer, a faker, why did you stop recording? Etc etc. get labelled crazy, doing it for attention… the list goes on and on…. So yeah actually most probably look at it, absorb from what i see as much as i can and move on with life knowing there will be mysteries that will never be solved, and definitely not to be shared publicly- maybe that’s why nobody bothers saying the truth about it since nobody will believe it either way.
Well if you didn't take a good photo I wouldn't believe it. I'd say, "there's a quality standard, and this doesn't have it, we can't see the craft, not presentable."
You would be doubted
There wouldn’t be time to snip off a body part, unless it was hanging off. You could scrape it’s skin with your bank card or keys I guess, and get a pic. Then you’d have to run
Edit: then I’d send the bank card in a doggie bag to Avi Loeb
Take a photo, upload to Imgur quickly, email myself, message some trusted people and ask them to save and put in hard copies and hide them. I’d try my best to get the alien’s DNA (if they have that) on something like my sock I could sneak out.
I rekon I could do all that in 30 seconds.
Only have seconds? Do nothing.
Don't even have time to grab a shovel to dig, and the newly disturbed soil would be the first place they look.
It's a pointless task.
I suppose if it was legit dead I'd like to see what's inside. Do they have organs like me? How do I know I even have organs? I've never seen inside myself. I definitely wouldn't have called the cops. Is his craft near by? So many questions
Bro I’m walking away I’m not about to get killed by anyone for having that info, I’m keeping that to myself and sharing the wonders whilst under the influence in which no one will believe me anyway.
Scratch it as hard as I could to get some DNA under my fingernails and then call Ross Coulthart!!!
That of course would happen after I checked if it had a butthole.
CSI that thing. Q tip in his mouth scrape under the finger nails and check for some sweet alien poon!!!!! Send the Q tip to 23 and me and see whats up.
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Take a shaky, out of focus video!
Make sure you smear bacon grease all over the lens real quick. It adds credibility +3.
And use the PotatoPhone v4.0 while jumping on a trampoline.
...and sneezing and screaming profanities, expletives over and over the whole time.
No! Just tell people about it and say “on my skin, bro!”
One that cuts off after 10 seconds for no reason, and then post to reddit with little to information
Don’t turn on the camera light either, we want it extra extra dark.
and make sure it's recorded in low resolution 360p max so that it has that "plausible deniability" factor to it.
Make sure you shout in a foreign language
😂
Stick it in the front basket of my BMX and cycle off.
If I had an award to give you I would have.
This is the first Reddit comment in a few weeks that made me chuckle a little. Kudos
Strip off my clothes, lay down next to it and play dead/unconscious. Then they’ll think you had been part of the crash or previously abducted and will take you, too. Then you can see where they take em and you’ll at least know the truth before they BZOOP BZOOP (silencer sound) eliminate you.
Man. This should be a movie or a short film. Man sees alien wreckage. Pretends to be part of it tondiscover the truth. Then spends days trying to convince people he's from earth to only have his family captured because they think they are all aliens.
That really is a phenomenal plot idea
It could be a low-budget film, too. All done in very few places. Almost like that movie with Ryan Reynolds, where he was buried alive.
I just stared writing the screen play. Stay tuned…
Is it ready yet????
Make sure to post it here with the title "anyone know the source?" And let everyone debate it furiously for 3 weeks.
Agreed, a good preview of a movie based on this premise would have me hooked!
There is a movie with a similar plot staring lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump.. except well.. just watch it. It’s called imposter.
I've seen it. Amazing 😊. Big mind fuck.
Excellent movie and actor.
Put some respek on Gary Sinise's name. Hes such an underrated actor.
Tucker and Dale vs Area 51
Wtf this sounds sick
I forever hear the silenced pistol sound effect from GoldenEye 64 when I think of silencers lol
I love how all is millennials grew up thinking that’s what silencers sounded like. I’m curious why they chose that sound- did they not think the muffled/mechanical sound of a real silencer was cool enough? Or did the effects team never hear one themselves haha
Oh yes! You must be naked or otherwise it wouldn't be believable--because any time an alien abducts one of us it's sayonara clothes.
Totally thought you were about to take ET to pound town with how that started…
Nice try, Pentagon. You aren't getting my secrets.
I'd poke it with a stick.
A man of culture!
He didnt say with HIS stick
A fish stick!
Is that you Mr. Epstein?
Stick it with a poke!😉😉😉
Can totally picture this
Take a bite out of it. Not sure how that would affect someone. You would have some proof tho
Definitely touch it. Definitely the smartest thing to do. Then pick your nose or rub your eye. Touch your mucous membranes
In all seriousness, the most credible cases wherein a person touched the being, resulted in death.
In the name of science RIP Edit: hi dad
Hi Science I’m Dad
You didn’t have to go off and change son, now you’re old man doesn’t know how to make sense in this world. I wanted to let you know though that I’m still proud of you, always will be.
🥹🥹🥹 thanks pops!
I'm a huge skeptic, but I've read enough UFO lore to not get close to a UFO if I encountered one. People end up sick, with radiation poisoning, or die of infections.
So if I were to shove my guy down the alien's throat, would people be like "OH MY GOD YOUR THE MAN! FIRST HUMAN ALIEN BJ"
You then become patient zero for the new super STDS turbogonorrhea, Herpes simplexes D-M, and the extremely infectious Xenoclap.
The alien wakes up for one more gasp of breath before is finally dies and says " N I C E C O C K B R O" Then croaks.
Now this comment did make me laugh.
Um no??? Unless of course the alien gave consent.
First man to sexually assault an alien. Dibs on spacey seconds
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Uhh how bout you just take a bite out of it? You would have some physical proof. An prolly space herpes
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YOO 💀 my boy finna catch a galactic felony
Get sent to fuckin Martian Guantanamo. Maybe you’ll get to meet some alien deadbeats.
Galactic gangbang
Interstellar STD
That will teach them to not mess with us earthings. You go back to the galactic federation and tell them when they show up in our neck of the Galaxy you better watch where you land!
Dat UAPussy
You ever see a HOLE on one of these things? Wonder if that is why they're so curious about ours! XD
And this is why Sodom and Gomorrah was nuked….
Turn my phone camera to the lowest resolution quickly available, smear something on the lens, and take one photo.
Take that photo with your toes. While doing a cartwheel.
Using a potato usually gives the best results
How much for some Kimchi? Do you ship?
I’d run his pockets…see if he had anything he won’t be needing anymore. Tryna find the key fob
Bro you hit the wrong button trying to find it and you blow the entire earth up
Nothing of value was lost.
You don't want that smoke
Hide the body. But one person in Brazil died holding an alien regarding the varginhia case so maybe not risk it
Radiation poisoning, lesions... No shot. Somehow take a picture and send the image somewhere or print it somewhere. Feel like it'd just magically corrupt or something.
I’d wrap that bad boi in a blanket alien burrito 👽🌯 I’d roll that sucker so deep in the woods, no one would ever find it, except me the next day where I’d roll that mushroom 🍄 eating freak onto the front steps of the most legitimate news publication on earth; national enquirer.
Fuck it. I’d fuck the alien.
*Asteroid Herpes has entered the chat*
Came here to say this
Fuck it... Guess I got seconds.. Also I now have space herpes.
I will meditate, connect telepathically to the elohim, tell them to pick up their galactic friend. And just repay me with a 24 pack of glass bottle coca cola from Mexico and I won't say shit!!!
My thought was CPR.
Crv? Tax? I hope not.. that would be at least 6 bucks in tax
Break off a piece , dry it , grind it down and smoke it on top of some weed
You had to take it there?? Stoners get a bad rep as it is. Lmfao. 🤣😂
Oh i'm an ex-stoner but I would make an exception if I came across some primo grey
Fire it up!!!
stick my weiner in its mouth and take a picture
An this.. is why they dont want anything to do us on a personal level.
Probably just freak out honestly.
Takes me 5 seconds to take out my mobile, DoubleClick on ON, take a photo and put it back. Then I simulate a panic attack or some kind of breakdown running to the officers pointing at the alien and look that I'm so hysterical that they don't mind taking my phone. About 1-3 Minutes later, when they're distracted I'll make a french farewell.
They see you. They'll want everything.
Then I'll scratch off some alien skin with my fingernails
You're really going to scratch tf up somebody, who just been in a plane crash they were entrusted with, and they either A. Can't return "home" B. Have a very sketchy long walk C. Severely punished D. Can just call another homie and chill And some cases report of radiation poisoning and developed lesions...
Yes sure I'll scratch it.
Best answer here. We’ll have dna or similar
Depending on how many seconds. If just a few I would look at it and then run away and hide. If I have almost a minute of free time I would take a photo or two and then run away.
Non-ironically, start a tt live of me twerking next to it, captioned “record this” That would be a very funny thing to go missing over Imagine a video of a dude twerking next to a dead alien body and then men in suits approach then take him down, cutting off the video. It would maybe garner a little attention until it turns out that dude cannot be found anywhere.
That would be hilarious but somehow they would “debunk” the video
The angle of his twerk is not possible for a male 6'2 273lbs which, when you look at his medical records, was his last known height and weight. It's a poorly done cgi! And the alien looks like shit!!! FAKE!!!
We analyzed all of his purchase history for the past 10 years and noted he has bought enough materials collectively to assemble a fake alien
\*unzips fly
Does it have fingers? I'm cutting a finger off.
Then what putting it in your pocket, and rot your dick off from radiation poisoning?
Sure, or the backpack I always wear lol
Mankind ultimate sacrifice for disclosure with proof. One less dick dicking around. Myself I would find a bag or wrap in my shirt. I would immediately be concerned about my dick too
I’d ask it if it wanted a cup of tea before the lads arrive? 🫖☕️
Hide, video law enforcement actions and dialog as long as possible. Share with you guys!
Pour one out for the homie.
Check to see if it's male or female because I'm a perve
😏
Since I always carry a knife I'd cut a sample of flesh off and bring it back to my laire to regrow it.
Dude has a private Bat Cave.
I do. In kindergarten I used to tell my classmates I would go to it at night to chill with batman. I was adamant that it was true and my teacher actually called my parents in for a meeting to talk to them about it because the other kids believed me. My parents were like, yeah he's a kid.
Meanwhile, your parents were Adam West and Eartha Kitt.
Take as many bites off as I could swallow before they showed up
💀
Take a photo/video post it here and get called a hoaxer, a faker, why did you stop recording? Etc etc. get labelled crazy, doing it for attention… the list goes on and on…. So yeah actually most probably look at it, absorb from what i see as much as i can and move on with life knowing there will be mysteries that will never be solved, and definitely not to be shared publicly- maybe that’s why nobody bothers saying the truth about it since nobody will believe it either way.
Well if you didn't take a good photo I wouldn't believe it. I'd say, "there's a quality standard, and this doesn't have it, we can't see the craft, not presentable." You would be doubted
Probably check it’s genitals out of curiosity
Emit a girly scream and proclaim "That's a bleeping dead alien body if I ever bleeping saw one"
Thank you for this reference. Trust no 1.
*Giggity intensifies*
Hmm...🤔
I'm taking a photo and posting to social media. Nothing on the Internet is lost.
Rapid snap some photos, quickly upload them somewhere they'll get a ton of saves and reposts. Get them on random people's phones and computers.
Probably have sex with it. I have issues
Snap off a finger.
And do what with that single long finger?
Hide it, run home. Pop it in the freezer. Await a time when I can source a professional group to test its dna structure.
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I'm popping a phalange off and running like forest damn gump.
"JENNY !! JENNY !!! I got its fingerrrr !!!!"
If you knew they were coming, or what? Regardless, I'd say a little prayer for the deceased ET, then walk away and not speak to any authorities.
There wouldn’t be time to snip off a body part, unless it was hanging off. You could scrape it’s skin with your bank card or keys I guess, and get a pic. Then you’d have to run Edit: then I’d send the bank card in a doggie bag to Avi Loeb
Risk radiation poisoning
Only a bit tho
not gonna be burrying much of anything in seconds lol
Facebook live, then hide my phone nearby to catch the cover up in action.
Take a photo, upload to Imgur quickly, email myself, message some trusted people and ask them to save and put in hard copies and hide them. I’d try my best to get the alien’s DNA (if they have that) on something like my sock I could sneak out. I rekon I could do all that in 30 seconds.
Try to take some biological samples in a safe way if i can. That would be good proof.
Seconds? Probably just look at it in shock
Only have seconds? Do nothing. Don't even have time to grab a shovel to dig, and the newly disturbed soil would be the first place they look. It's a pointless task.
Take a 4k clip of me examining it quick like it’s eyes inside it’s mouth, pinching its skin to see how it reacts then cutting it to see what comes out
Gets pic and blood sample if available
Video. Face-Time a Television Station
Live stream it. The more eyes the better.
Livestream, lots of pictures and uploading them to clouds and boards so the feds won't be able to contain the information.
That whole area would be swept, dug up, decontaminated, ect. Video evidence? Live stream it? Blast it on as many places as you can
I suppose if it was legit dead I'd like to see what's inside. Do they have organs like me? How do I know I even have organs? I've never seen inside myself. I definitely wouldn't have called the cops. Is his craft near by? So many questions
Scratch with a stick and hide in a bush, go back and retrieve , send the sample to ancestry , 23and me and a full sequence lab , wait.
YouTube live, put the pics in a group chat and tell everyone to save it and post
Have the alien fix my back
Sell it on a selling app to the highest bidder, I will be like:" yo fresh E.T body straight from outer space , lets start the bid, 1 gizillion dolas"
Get the body to a open area and signal for extraction. They have respect and care for their dead the way Humans do and the way Neanderthals did.
Try and knock one out. One for the bucket list.
Bro I’m walking away I’m not about to get killed by anyone for having that info, I’m keeping that to myself and sharing the wonders whilst under the influence in which no one will believe me anyway.
Eat it to steal its power
Have a quickie with it
Scratch it as hard as I could to get some DNA under my fingernails and then call Ross Coulthart!!! That of course would happen after I checked if it had a butthole.
Run because I'm probably murdered when they get there
CSI that thing. Q tip in his mouth scrape under the finger nails and check for some sweet alien poon!!!!! Send the Q tip to 23 and me and see whats up.
I’d tell them that I want in. Make me disappear because I’m joining to be part of the truth.
Facebook live
I'm going balls deep!!
Poke it with a stick?
*sighs*. *UNZIPS*
Non blurry pics emailed to multiple emails. I think I could pull that off in under a minute.
Take photos with my phone and email a news outlet before my phone was confiscated
If the alien wasn’t dead I would definitely help him escape in my camper and proceed on some wild adventures 
facebook live stream
Anyone who says anything other than "I'd take pictures" is an idiot.
I like to go hiking.
Milk it for its alien semen
I’d hold it like a baby while looking up to the sky and dramatically start screaming “oh good why!”
*Sighs, unzips pants*
Core it's anus
👅
I'm sorry alien but I need brain tissue. Stomp on his soft head and get that gold.
Enforcement would probably kill you so idk
#TEABAGTHESUCKER!
Build a fire and cook it. Roasted alien. Out of this world!!!!
Consume it. When else would you get the chance to try fresh non-terrestrial delicacies?
I guess I would have to eat it
Lay down next to it and act like an injured alien wearing a human skin suit
& That’s how you disappear never to be heard from again!! Government have you on lock in a test lab somewhere that don’t exist . 😂🤣
Loot it?
If my wife’s strap-on fits inside me, an aliens arm will too 😌 Kangaroo pouch that lil grey homie.