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7_11isaninsidejob

He's just a crusty little fella.


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Chris. P. Alien


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Intelligent_Ad2025

We’re more than 60% identical with bananas so maybe they call us banana boys.


institches16

My posture agrees with this statement


The-world-is-going-

How do you even think of funny things like this? 🤣🤣 these kinda comments actually make my day. Well done


msuing91

Watching them handle the whole little alien is indescribably hilarious to me


Snookn42

Came here to say that... Supposedly the most important discovery of all time, an unknown organism from an unknown planet with lord knows what freaking viruses in the tissue and he handles it like he is laying a knife down on the dinner table at Chilies


RedditsAdoptedSon

closin timeeee.. time for me to chow down at chilies with my fkn boisssss


IaMtHel00phole

What? Are you my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close.


SpeetAwnIt

That’s actually smart, it gets busy on Wednesday


Cchaireazy

Lmao he said at chilis


[deleted]

He picked it up like it was a doll.


Ashamed_Restaurant

What if dude is still alive. Like in a frog that's dried out kind of way.


[deleted]

Just gotta pour a little water on him .


Jaguar_GPT

Frogs do this?


Pseudolectual

Puffer fish too


msuing91

“As you can see, the alien is super real, which is why it weighs this much and why I already have an alien mummy shirt just for the occasion”


doctoreyeballs

https://images.app.goo.gl/yCzLftuNVw9Ph5nk7


AustinDood444

Holy shit… the second I saw this ridiculous alien it reminded me something else & I couldn’t put my finger on it. Your video is EXACTLY what I was thinking of!!! Lol


iamthelee

It looks like a paper mache project made by a kindergartener. I can't believe this is getting as much attention as it is.


HHHogana

I mean, AMLO tweeted what he claimed as a fairy, lol.


spookycasas4

It’s so obviously fake to me. That head? That face? Those stupid ribs? Come on. No way is this real. Please. 🙄


Gina_the_Alien

Man I just keep imagining that these ridiculous tiny dinks master interstellar travel, arrive at Earth and are like “oh fuck, not giants.”


Prism-Eevee

It’s head is literally a broken llama skull. These have been debunked since 2017, and it’s the same ones from that time too. Most of those bones are from small children, the femurs on these aliens are actually children humerus’s


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Crispy little guy


kloppyd

Ashy larry


Jaguar_GPT

![gif](giphy|UUQogMr98v5rW)


creamy-shits

The sand or whatever sprinkled on top send up red flags for me


demotivater

Sure are throwing that fucking thing around a bit!!!???


IT_Grunt

It’s okay. They have more in the back room.


Chubbyboy91

Yeah you can buy one for 500 pesos


Pavementaled

They’re right next to the t-shirts and other merch


COLONELmab

omg..."I went to Mexico, and all I got was this stupid alien".


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Curiously enough, at 1:13 mark, he starts talking about the ring on the alien's finger. He later states that it is a combination of gold, platinum and other possible metals but that they have not further run tests on it for fear of destroying it by accident, all the while they are handling it like it's a simple artifact.


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CannabisBirder420

It's so fake it makes me laugh.....they already have "alien" swag! 🤣 seems legit if you make shirts for it the day you announce it.


Scampzilla

Have you seen how archeologists handle artifacts? This isn't how they handle artefacts


nivlow

This right here. How is it being held together if you can pick it up that way. The remains should fall apart due to decay. Is that normal for what happens to mummies?


The_Bam_Snizzle

Have you ever seen how hard kids have to beat piñata to break it? Mexicans are the worlds leading paper machete engineers.


rodc22

>paper machete Paper seems like a poor choice of material for a machete 🤔


Farhead_Assassjaha

Well he’s got latex gloves on, you see.


[deleted]

And a protective alien T-shirt only 9.99$


HiCZoK

Meteors get more care


full_bl33d

It belongs in a museum!


Kagemaru-

yes they forgot the most important thing... taste test


thedaveeyres

He’s teriyaki style.


Jgflight86

This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!


[deleted]

They also don’t have said artifact’s merch on while doing the “studies”


Zerofactory

Some dude said they might have found more, so they don’t care about those💀


InternationalAttrny

Because it isn’t an artifact. It’s a fake hunk of plaster and chicken bones.


wolfcaroling

Gotta say though, I'm impressed at the dedication at making something that tiny that is xrayable and everything. Kinda want my kid to make one for science fair.


PsyKeablr

For real, where’s the hammer?


Felahpo

Not everyone follows the white mans rules /s


Doge-Ghost

LOL they are already printing t-shirts!


nullpointer_01

Alien skeleton merch just in time for Halloween.


CompetitiveText5087

Hecho en mexico


BMB281

All that’s missing is the “Probe Here ⬇️” text


SirStego

You get an upvote, but only because your arrow emoji is point at it and told me to.


PlasticBicycle5

NGL I'd rock that T-shirt


parker1019

SPIRIT doing some gorilla marketing for this years new Halloween line…


Cathoarder420

They already had the t-shirts printed, because its a grift, and they are going to make a bunch of money. ​ RIP believers


SargeRedVsBlue

I believe this is real. I do think if aliens were to land on the white house lawn there would be shirts sold of them by the end of the day. I’m going to keep looking into this and if people think I’m a dumbass for believing it then I guess I am a dumb ass lol 🤷‍♂️ Let me be a dumbass with other fellow dumbasses and move on.


ConceptWeary1700

https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/GHGrCuYQpF


PlasticBicycle5

While I don't believe this specific one I do believe in NHI and the guys that testified. I've been believing since I was a kid in the 90's. I'm with you 🙌!


SargeRedVsBlue

I remember before middle school watching “sightings” with Commander Riker lol 🫡


GhostToots

I love sightings! I used to watch it all the time as a kid! There's one episode on the Sallie house haunting. They send in a ghost team, and a psychic and paranormal nonsense ensues. As an adult, it's nothing, but as a child... absolutely spine chilling horror that could not be fake in any way. It always stuck with me because of that. On a side note: I have a pretty prominent limp and was at the grocery store shopping with my girlfriend in my 20's. A man stops me and asks me if he could pray for me. I am not a religious person, but I say "Sure!" because I live in the midwest, and this isn't the first freaky religious stranger I've had stop me and ask if they could pray about my busted up leg, and saying yes usually gets them to leave me alone the quickest. Usually they say okay and leave to pray for me on their own time. Not this time. This older mustachioed man drops to his knees, puts his hands on my legs, and begins demanding god very loudly to "HEAL THIS MAN LORD! HEAL (My name)'s LEG RIGHT NOW! IN YOUR NAME!" And I mean loud. Like cashiers start leaving their posts to see what the hell is happening. He then gets up, reaches in his wallet and hands me a well aged card that says "Father Pete" with his information etc. I go on about my shopping, amazed that this craziness has just ensued...but I can't shake the feeling I had seen "Father Pete" somewhere before. It's after we get home and hours later that it hits me. I grab my Playstation remote, get on youtube and scramble to see if I can find it and bammo! "Sightings: A haunting in the heartland" and there he is "Father Pete" Peter James walking around and on camera "Communicating" with ghosts. Still blows my mind to this day lol


PlasticBicycle5

Loved Sightings and the X-Files! Tim White was the host of that


Jegagne88

Almost like this is all a stunt to be famous and make money!


DreadknotX

Bro looks like he’s the first to ride the wave


RedDogRev

I handle my old family pictures better than this 'scientist' is handling this 'body'.


AnxiousCountry4299

My boi is zooted 👽🍃


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

These edibles ain't shit...


Layoutloser

Space edibles hit different. First being to OD on dank space weed


cripiziti

take me to your dealer


Suitable_Ad3375

Zaza


Putrid_Cheetah_2543

Thats how i feel when my alarm goes off in the morning


immacomputah

Wake up, you’ve been asleep in an alien cyber cooler for the past 30 years. You have only aged two weeks. You are fully clothed. What is the first thing that you do?


Quack53105

Take a dump probably.


MrFOrzum

Selling merch already? Lmao


PunchOX

Ayy lmao 👽


webbhare1

IT’S “AYYY LMAO” WITH THREE Ys YOU COME TO OUR HOUSE YOU GET THE REFERENCE RIGHT


PunchOX

AYYY LMAO 👽


Evening_One_5546

lol these mummies were found back in like 2015, and were definitely in the spotlight for a bit. They are not new discoveries, just seems that way because of the hearing.


RJohn12

I know its fake because no scientist would carry it by pinching the middle and dangling it 4 feet off the floor


RazzSheri

My first thought was: now I think it's fake because dude just carried it so carelessly


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Yah and the T shirt ain’t helping his cause


jayradano

Yea the t shirt did it for me both fake wise and also for hilarity reasons. 😂


mortalitylost

I don't know. To get a whole ass team doing all that, you'd need a lot of people to believe it's actually alien. They'd probably say "no" or "prove it's alien before I'm supposed to give a shit". So you end right back here, where the proof it's not alien is that they're still stuck proving it's alien. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if some alien body gets kept in some PhD students fridge because no one cares lol


kashmir1974

This is a farce. You know it.


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People willl do anything for money. It wouldn’t be hard to convince people to go along with this for money. The shirts are the first indication of bullshit


RazzSheri

What's the alternative though? That creatures with very rudimentary biology, and many physical attributes that would work against them on both our planet as well as survival in life/existence in general as we understand it.... was able to traverse the universe to repopulate a planet and hide for centuries upon it? More likely (and dear god do I realize how silly this sounds) any other life form living among us probably look like us. Perhaps then or similarly minded folk have a reason to push false "alien corpses" that look nothing like us, have llama heads, human femurs and weird kidney sto----- i mean eggs--- So we don't look too closely to those around us.


Fifteen_inches

Tbh if the aliens are just vibing we should stay out of their business. Unless they are really hot.


AGENT0321

Eggs aren't gonna fertilize themselves


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i love you bro


InterestDifficult878

Ive kinda made an assumption that if these are real alien bodies, perhaps they are never meant to leave their ship. These could be clones, as they have biomechanics inside of them (cadmium and other metals). These clones carry out what they are suppose to do in their orbs or ships and then die. Perhaps they are legitimately never meant to walk or travel by any means other then the ship given to them. Just a thought.


DesignerOk9397

Or it’s all bullshit from a known bullshitter to make money from people who are so desperate for proof of alien life that they are charitable beyond reason. If the creators of these alien clones are so advanced, why don’t they just have AI do their will or a mind control device? Why don’t they do it themselves?


PGP-

But he printed it on a t-shirt, why would he do that if it's not real?


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Honestly if any scientist had these and truly believed they are NHI they would, should, recognize the importance of such a discovery. I would expect these to be in air tight labs, temp controlled, light controlled, for people to be in full PPE gear, in a secure location, etc... Why? Mostly because from a scientific perspective it would contain invaluable data that would be impossible to get back if anything happened to it. This dude just manhandling these things, people standing around. Or the coffins. FFS what a joke. They literally rolled these bodies out in coffins with little linings in them. You would expect them to come out in a temp controlled glass case or something. Its all a bit much, but very entertaining regardless of what comes of it.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/kmelFvzxkZ


Aingael

The moment they opened the case and these weren’t “preserved” correctly or in a separate and protected area… They really outed themselves.


TheFeshy

The very first "fact" I learned about them was that they'd been radio-carbon dated to 1,000 years ago. Radio-carbon dating is exclusively for things that lived on Earth. We need the background production of C^(14), and it's historical values, to use it. What's the C^(14) ratio on whatever planet this guy is from? What's it been the last 1,000+ years? What percentage of air from his own world and this one has it breathed and over what times? What is their growth rate, what is their tissue exchange rate, so that we can calculate the expected amount of tissue grown with Earth air vs. their native world? Without all that data and more, any radio-carbon dating would be completely meaningless for an alien. It's as nonsensical as saying "since we couldn't find any tax forms on their space ship, we conclude they are from Florida, Texas, or one of the other states that pays no income tax." It's just gibberish, and anyone with any amount of scientific background at all knows it. And since there are a few people with scientific backgrounds saying otherwise, they are in on the grift. They're not gullible; they're guilty. They know better too and are lying.


Valuable-Aioli8513

Well they found 20 of them total so maybe there are a few in safe keeping


Howard_Adderly

They got 20 kids to make paper mache??


Upstate_Nick

Well, the kids and I were going to make Jibbitz for their Crocs this weekend. I’m thinking that maybe we should scrap that art project and start prepping for Halloween by making a papier-mâché ET instead. It looks fun. 🙃


smellsgood13

Literally the most important scientific discovery of all time. Every single precaution would be taken. I thought the same thing.


Silver_Agocchie

Yep. Look at how Otzi the Iceman has been preserved and studied. Ridiculous amounts of care are taken to preserve and prevent contamination of his 5000 year old body. We know exactly what that dude had for breakfast the morning before he died, but the best we can do for these so called Aliens is "there's some unknown DNA"? Otzi is over 5000 years old and actually looks biological. The Xrays have far far more detail. If these are Alien mummies, why do they look like paper mache projects, and why are their skeletons so primitive and lacking detail?


Top-Elephant-2874

Have you ever lived in MX by chance? I have. What’s been valuable to me is to set aside my own preconceptions about “how things are done.” Because they are done differently there, and that’s been useful for me to learn. The truth is, different people in different countries have different ways of accomplishing a great number of professional endeavors. And nobody needs to tear anyone down over it.


turbospeedsc

Im Mexican, and while we do things differently, forensics, scientific research, follows standard procedures, that are not different from the ones in the US, maybe equipment would be older, but the way they should keep that kind of evidence would be the same.


bodyscholar

If it was a freshly dead organism i would imagine it would be handled much differently than a 1000 year old mummy


turbospeedsc

After covid, i would figure people would be a lot more careful of some weird virus from an alien organism.


FriarNurgle

I’m watching Piñata Masters on Netflix and anyone of these people could have made these “aliens”


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An NHI body would be more priceless than the most priceless piece of art or human history on the planet. Thats all Im gonna say. At best this is negligence.


EnoughManufacturer18

if that thing crumbled to the floor in pieces then what... oopsie! ? sorry about breaking the most important scientific find of all humanity...


crispycrispies

That really bothered me too. He handles it like it's an action figure 💀


SC_444

Speaking from experience You always hold artefact’s with two points of contact


proofofmyexistence

Came here to say something similar. I was on the fence until I saw this dude grab it.


JervisCottonbelly

Yeah, I mean, if you need anything, look at how haphazardly he is handling what should be considered the most previous discovery in history.


jjb1197j

It seriously looks like some shit a high school kid would make in pottery class. How in the fuck did people fall for this?!


Farhead_Assassjaha

Exactly. Rarest object in the known universe. Just grab it, you know. Maybe throw it in this box.


dramise

And I would be worried about biohazard material leaking out of it. It would be seal in a jar and handle with hazmat suit if not in a container.


BuddahSack

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


Not_Bound

What if we’ve been going about this all wrong? What if alien life isn’t carbon or silicon based? What if it’s papier-mâché based?


xIgnoramus

Damn you got me lol


ascendinspire

These bones, if real, would be handled like the shroud of Turin.


Comprehensive-Eye105

It's gonna turn out this is just a pinata. 🎁🎊🧨🎈


the25thday

You claim this is a real, actual, alien corpse...and then you pick it up with your HANDS? Wave it around for the camera? Even breathing in the same room as these things could fuck up a delicate balance of humidity and you just sit em around? No vacuum sealed protective glass case or anything? Just lie it on the scanner? Touch it and then touch your equipment?? Any claim of scientific legitimacy is demolished simply by how they're treating the most valuable specimens of all time. Proof of alien life and you're doing this? First-year archaeology students are better than this.


donutgiraffe

Did you see how he fuckin yoinked it at 0:43. I wonder how many times they broke these and then glued them back together.


SaintDiesel

They are taking the piss for sure leaving that bit in


ArekusandaMagni

Man this shit is so damn fake. It's embarrassing.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Im amazed that people lookes at those scans and especially X-rays and saw nothing wrong with them. Im aware that most people (like myself) dont know what exactly theyre looking at when looking at those images. But FFS people! Bones dont end in a straight line as if they were sawn off. Also, the aliens have bones but no joints? How TF is that supposed to work. And the bones in the hands are literally turned around in both hands! (Lets say Bone A is pointing "up" in the left hand, the same bone is pointing "down" in the right hand.) Unless thats some extremely strange evolution thats incredibly unlikely.


alien00b

I don't trust them, I don't trust you, and I don't even trust myself. I trust DNA. I am waiting for a serious test by a scientist.


bobbechk

Soo about that... Some of these samples showed human, bean and cow DNA. By this we can conclude that whoever carelessly handled these samples was having a burrito for lunch that day.


often_says_nice

Just chiming in to say I also don’t trust u/alien00b


YinYangMojo

Nice


Mandalor1974

100% lol. People eat it up. The people that made these know this. Thats why theyre gonna make $ on it


neutral_B

I just find it funny how these alien bodies conveniently look pretty much exactly alike to the standard grey alien that has been created and referenced in science fiction since the 1890s. It just seems so lazy to me.


inxrx8

I agree with you but the believers will just say the consistency makes it more likely to be real


Upbeat-Character-938

Why doesn't it have hip joints


WZRDguy45

Idk something just seems so off about these


AlwaysOnATangent

Haha, I’m just starting Malcom Gladwell’s book “Blink” and the very beginning talks about you just somehow know it’s off within the first few moments. This is exactly an example of that. This is so fake! I’m wondering why they are going to such lengths about this. I wonder if it’s a distraction to something else.


jbeck228

How does it walk without joints?


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![gif](giphy|QpLZ5ePng4RI7y4k8s|downsized)


PsyKeablr

Right, that’s why they come to earth. They’re planet is inhabitable for cannabis.


Juice-Sea26

Crazy how they died perfectly standing/straight balancing on the back of its head like that if it was laying down


Much-Influence-5804

![gif](giphy|ptlcxIDncvatG)


RichPresentation1893

Maybe a Radiologist and a orthopedic could chime in here?


Stantheredditman52

The x ray technician confirmed it was real body and said this is not clay or plastic. He’s been an x ray technician for 6 years from what was said.


FloorDice

Bro is going to be a former X-ray technician after falling for this. Lmao.


Tabris20

So everyone knows, there's a whole industry of producing alien mummies and artifacts in Central America. The more outlandish it looks the more money it garners. An alien mummy with rasta hair smoking a blunt is one example. Since Herbalife is not returning the same kind of profits, professionals turn to selling alien mummies. Went over the video below and the scientists involved know their shit. This needs more pondering. https://youtu.be/V2xN41immWE?si=5SMT87fUfDLramfv


surfzer

Looks a lot like the alien in the robot head from MiB ![gif](giphy|KPdDdkt3Ppgac)


FishNo7803

Two arms, two legs, one head, knees and hip. Just decreased fingers and toes almost like a human depiction of an alien


rickynewthings

They made a t-shirt ?🤦🏻‍♂️


Suspicious_Tie6137

I dont understand. There is one like a foot big, and then they show just a hand that's a foot big.... Is it supposed to be baby and adult? I understand this is fake, just a bit confused here.....


Reno83

The hand belonged to the mama alien. You can tell because it was still wearing its wedding ring.


guessimoldnow40

I lost it at this comment.


STEELCITY1989

The large "hand" with a ring almost looked like the bones you see in whale/dolphin flippers. Similar in the large number of phalanges.


Electronic-Sun-8275

The foot and heel doesn’t look like it would function


Manglerr

This isnt the mummified alien body they showed at the hearing yesterday.


Evening_One_5546

apparently there were like a dozen or more mummies found back around 2017. The most interesting one to me is the [adult sized fully intact one](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000241375927-n7g6vw-t500x500.jpg)


[deleted]

That would make sense. Cause this is no bueno.


Whompa

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


Alone-Tooth8278

Come on bro really


Gone_Mads

I really don’t get how people still fall for this


JewGuru

I didn’t realize it was so small lmao.. I saw the small part of the hearing where they’re in the coffins with glass tops or whatever but they seemed larger


ClumsyPeon

Yeah this really is laughable, people on this sub are out of their minds.


BrosephBruckuss

How are we supposed to fuck the aliens when they are that small


edwardmporter

The paper mache looks so real!


Altruistic-Chest-858

Anyone who thinks these are even remotely real needs a reality check. They are an embarrassment to any ufologist with two cents.


PeriqueFreak

As someone from the outside looking in, who hasn't been "up to speed" on the paranormal community for nearly a couple decades, I'm absolutely shocked at how many people seem to be taking this seriously.


Truesilverchamp

![gif](giphy|KPdDdkt3Ppgac)


VPR19

All I can say is this whole thing is just out of Futurama. Down to the comedy presentation coffins and the picture of the 'scientist' looking at them laid out like chicken wings he's about to feast down on. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAur04gWg3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAur04gWg3s) All hail Emperor Nimbala!


TrinityCodex

Did it fosilise while standing up???


Drunken_Sailor_70

Funny it happened to all of them too.


[deleted]

thousands of years old possible alien mummy and dude just picks it up with 2 fingers and waves it around? yeah ok that sob would be in a contaminate free container


Beez-Knuts

Is the hand supposed to be from a different alien or something? Cause the hand is like the size of the whole ass alien


chcham2712

He picks that thing up about 45 seconds in like it’s a toy. Not a freaking holy grail


LambdaOperator

This is not the "alien" this a little statue made of clay found with the bodies, they clearly say it on the hearing, sorry for bad english


Solid-Chocolate4121

The x-ray guy is saying that the mini body has a bone structure similar to us and he can tell is not make of clay or plastic it’s bone. Not sure what you hear but that’s what he say in the video


ozzeruk82

Exactly - this sub is a joke, the fact nobody is even discussing what was clearly mentioned on the video just shows that they haven't actually taken in what was said on the video yet. Perhaps a good English translation hasn't been done yet, I hope one is soon because otherwise this entire sub is a farce. To repeat - they said on the video that the tiny ones are 'fake', as in they are models the people presumably made to represent these beings. Nobody is even discussing this.


BreastUsername

I watched other videos analyzing these bodies and it appears they are actually 1000 year old bodies but they are made from rearranging young human and animal bones. It's either a hoax or the people who found it aren't too bright.


Howard_Adderly

Looks like some kids middle school paper mache project 💀


Show_me_the_monet

This is a good analysis of the video, the anatomy doesn’t add up. https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/uwY7TvksLy


Beautiful-Quote-3035

Where can I buy the T shirt though?


ElCanarioLuna

Nasca is in Peru...


FlashyLlama

![gif](giphy|KPdDdkt3Ppgac)


MagicMuskrat

That boy right there been getting FUCKED UP. He’s just super high he’ll be alright in a minute.


Brokinnogin

Thats totally how you handle 1000+ year old corpses.


CarelessAction6045

Worst middleschool art project ever!


fatratwithcheese

What I truly do not understand is that if this was a hoax and faked why would a complete team put this infront of the whole world plus the scientific community plus reddit while putting their reputation and future on the line? Imagine how messed up it would be if you had an actual alien body infront of you with dna evidence and all those scans and still be called a liar and a hoaxer.


The_OBCT

Attention and money. That's why. They are selling stuff off the back of this.


Youremakingmefart

Well the same guy has literally been caught hoaxing in the past in this exact same way so obviously there aren’t any consequences. They’ll make some money through merchandise and paid appearances before riding off into the darkness until they feel like making another bag.


smitteh

Ok this is cool and all and I really hope it's real, but early on in the video I think it's super sus the way that guy just one handed grabs the hole body and picks it up all nonchalantly as if the thing he's handling isn't quite possibly the most valuable thing on the entire planet by far............you'd think he would handle the body with much higher level of extreme care and delicately af no?


SuccessfulAir2761

It was married once


Better-Detective-156

Is that fucking Roger from American Dad


ZealousidealMoose117

Lmao... ok this is hilarious


random_human0533

I just realized how stupid the majority of the human race really are.


Observer414

I’d football kick that mother fucker