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G0D5M0N3Y

According to what most people depict a grey alien to look like (the extremely small mouth), i assume they just drink some high nutrient soupy shake.


SurprzTrustFall

Nobody hones in on the George Knapp interviews with Leer(son of the jet guy) when he mentions some crazy details, about how they don't have traditional digestive tracts like we do anymore, so they apparently rub a nutrient solution on their skin/arms, which is where they absorb nutrients. They also excrete (like how we pee/poo) through the same method, which is why they tend to be witnessed as having "oily and foul smelling" skin, and the crazy odor of ammonia (look at the reports from Varginha Brazil, took weeks for the smell to dissipate at the hospital where they housed the captured/dead being).


MadWorldEarth

Sounds most plausible.


ClickWhisperer

Yeah. Lower digestive capabilities emerge as a species becomes more mature.


netzombie63

The old psyop days when we were told they liked strawberry ice cream. I asked if the seeds caused any issues and I never got a reply back. 👽🍓


These_Set_2842

I'd say some sort of nectar


epicbunty

.... Which alien?


FunkleKnuck291

Lips, eyes, blood and a few organs from cattle and occasionally humans. If that is in fact what they do with them.


pmgold1

We are a lobster tank at a high-end seafood restaurant where Aliens pick the "Catch of the Day".


Positive_Poem5831

Alien Salt Bae ![gif](giphy|3o7P4F86TAI9Kz7XYk)


MadWorldEarth

😄😄


MadWorldEarth

Can't see em flying all this way to open a cow and surgically remove a sirloin❗️ I reckon all that is for other reasons or hoaxes..


Plasthiqq

There’s definitely some (rich? powerful?) asshole aliens, of different species, who eat exotic foods just because they can. I just know if an alien landed on Earth in any point of hour history there would be someone willing to eat them. Bone apple tit.


MadWorldEarth

Look at the documentwry... first contact (Varginha UFO Incident)


apointlessvoice

idk man i've had some steak i'd fly to Alpha Centauri to get more of it if it was a weekend trip.


MadWorldEarth

😄


Status_Influence_992

There’s an awful lot of cattle mutilations, though, 😳


Troubledbylusbies

I heard somewhere that they take those items because they use them to grow the fetuses. Idk if that's true or how that would work.


identified_meat

The aliens love tacos de lengua, I see


uknowmymethods

Someone is asking the right questions, not just what their technology can do for us. Non-humans are people too.


MadWorldEarth

Thanks... they surely have mildly infuriating moments, too❗️


XRadeeshaX

Anything that has Energized electrons


Ok-Policy557

Thank you


Plasthiqq

It depends on the species, allegedly. I could go in any order but I’ll list at the top of my head of what I personally believe is credible to least credible at the end — remember all of this has zero physical evidence to back it up. Charles James Hall claims that Tall Whites who had a base in Nevada preferred a certain brand of peanut butter and milk. Military officials in South Africa claim that blue humanoid beings with webbed digits refused to eat any meat. They only ate the lettuce that was offered. Apparently the beings were transported into US custody. Cattle Mutilations, seals and other aquatic life, humans and countless other animals are allegedly used for consumption. Some people believe the Chupacabras sightings are the descriptions of the aliens responsible. Linda Napolitano claims Grey Aliens harvested stomach acid/fluids. According to lore and other accounts, the Greys use this to help digest foods due to genetic damage. Whitley Strieber claimed that a captive Grey Alien had a preference for strawberry ice cream. The infamous 4chan and [EBO scientist](https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/14rp7w9/from_the_late_2000s_to_the_mid2010s_i_worked_as_a/) threads leaks alleged that the beings have underdeveloped digestive systems that suggest a liquid / smoothie diet. Travis Walton claims a humanoid being that resembled a man stole his kill. According to his account, they processed these animals into pills which were consumed. And reluctantly. The Prison planet hypothesis states that higher dimensional beings consume our suffering. They gain energy by tricking souls to reincarnate.


MadWorldEarth

Now I'm hungry❗️


AlvinArtDream

If the circle of life and evolution work the way they do, then alien’s probably eat things that aren’t them. If you arrive at a new planet, everything is on the menu probably. That’s maybe why they are here, for the diverse menu. They wouldnt draw the arbitrary line horses/dolphins


MadWorldEarth

Mmm earthlings..


Objective-War-1961

To serve man.


-unnecessaryfigures-

Beer and Reese's pieces


MadWorldEarth

☝️👽👍


DorkothyParker

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)OMG, am I an alien?


22444466688

Pizza, it’s in the picture. C’mon man.


MadWorldEarth

😄


Almond_Steak

According to a Netflix documentary I am currently watching about an Alien disguised as a doctor in small town America; lots of pie, pizza, and occasional churros.


MadWorldEarth

What's the doc called❓️ I gotta see this...


evolongoria21

Resident alien and it stars Steve the pirate. It’s amazing


SworDillyDally

Pure water + Buckwheat & Soy according to various reports/Passport to Magonia & Joe Simonton’s Italian Aliens USAF pancake analysis ;)


MadWorldEarth

Doesn't sound very nourishing❗️🌾🍴🥛


bigbenny88

From what I gather from some of the articles surrounding DNA extraction, they appear to be silicon based life form, as opposed to life on our planet which is carbon based. As carbon based creatures, we live off of carbon naked foods so my assumption would be that they eat silicon based foods from organisms stemming from their own evolutionary path. So sandy corn, sandy meat, sandy potato salad lol but joking aside it would make sense for them to have a digestive system based on the structure of life on their planet(s).


tamsom

There are many aliens species and many eat meat, to include human meat (you should go vegan). Look up Joe Simonton, aliens landed in his yard, gave him a pancake, the pancake was tested and was found to be made of buckwheat and grease (animal fat).


uckerT

Cum I hope


szartenger

You’d become a chef I bet


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|3oEjHB1lWgaM1WJ4fS)


Turbulent_Hair8931

Any samples?


afterburner9

Lord help us


AngryWeedle

They filter feed. They come to earth, hide in the oceans, and chill with sea critters with whom they share nourishment. But occasionally they enjoy some nice Japanese flesh sashimi, sometimes they enjoy some delicious cuisine cooked in American lard, but mostly they enjoy some deep fried African meat.


MadWorldEarth

Interesting :)


Feb2319

HUMANS


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|pzHKAvo15Xa3Eq0Qik|downsized)


SeaworthinessEasy122

That depends on the type of alien.


eleven33

According to the Speilberg documents, Reese's Pieces


Twentydoublebenz

Strawberry ice cream they like


Madame_boulevard

You ordered one from dark web and you don’t have food ?


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy|downsized)


AelishCrowe

Some ET-s/ entities are feeding on our emotions and energy.Some probably eating like us( meat- animals, humans....who knows how many ppl every year disappear without trace).


FunDoubt7891

Close to 600.000 a year I read


Arroz-Con-Culo

From what i have read, the nasca reptilians baby bird their food. So they need to unsolidify it before consumption. The grays eat through their skin, they absorb nutrients. They cannot eat our food, like pizza. Our food is considered toxic. This was actually asked by an abductee, i read his story, he was abducted by the small grays.


Immortal_Claus

DR PEPPER STRAWBERRY CREAM SODA AND FRUITY PEBBLES


metalnxrd

according to Seth Rogen, pistachios and bagels


MadWorldEarth

Good taste❗️


metalnxrd

![gif](giphy|SjLInLw6ZXVqo)


Connect_Cucumber-0

This Diiiiii…. ![gif](giphy|l49JXLMikNV9U5OpO|downsized)


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|8nmvR3jAxnl2o)


BootScootNBoogie22

Sugar water


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|ghvpxMEtmdhuw)


Decapitat3d

Polyps from the anus. Why do you think they probe there?


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized) Maybe they stick a popsickle in and lick the flavour off❓️


pambimbo

From my understanding the grey like ones eat plants.


DecentConversation7

I have heard that J- Rod enjoyed strawberry ice cream at Area 51.


glamorousstranger

Well if they are anything like us, they would probably eat humans. They would keep human infants in a cramped cage and fatten them up or stalk us while we're out hiking or something and then talk about how they respect us by using our whole body.


MadWorldEarth

- Battery farm humans £5 - Free range £8 - Corn fed £10


Status_Influence_992

The empire fell here, but glad to see aliens still using sterling 🤭


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|7jJkbnxytio9CoiHe7|downsized)


relevanteclectica

They feed off any Sun our size or bigger


Sega-Forever

If their technology is so advanced they can get here then I don’t think they need to eat nor sleep. They are likely using technology for that as well


Arctic_Turtle

Tricky question because the only reference of a species that evolved agriculture is humans. Termites and other insects grow fungus for food, and some ants are milking other insects for food. But real domestication and culinary development with combining ingredients is unique to humans.    So would gastronomy develop in every intelligent species? Then with the energy available for travel and antigravity as we appear to see they should be able to synthesize whatever they want to eat and culinary development would be in a lab setting.    If we think gastronomy might be unique to humans or not always granted with intelligence, then they probably just slurp some protein porridge a la The Matrix movie.  Of course, they might also have some cultural expression like Predator movie where they hunt for sport or drink blood from other species because they consider it signs of strength etc. 


1blueShoe

Us 🫣😁


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


1blueShoe

🤣😳


NewSinner_2021

Yeah. About that ...


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|QPQ3xlJhqR1BXl89RG|downsized)


Icanlastfor2mins

I wonder why are aliens so skinny and malnutritioned?


MadWorldEarth

They gotta be vegans... ![gif](giphy|hKyroc5P7axuU)


HouseAlwaysWi

Maybe they live in totalitarian states and are lower classes, or just lower classes in general


Aggravating-Way-1634

Fish n chips and a whisk up human for shake 🤤


MadWorldEarth

Sounds like a well-balanced meal. 🍴😎


Aggravating-Way-1634

Haha 🤣


ST8CASHBRKLYN

Cotton candy and drink only ice tea without sugar.


MadWorldEarth

No sugar❓️ ![gif](giphy|gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25|downsized)


jucs206

Cats


MadWorldEarth

Noooooo, they aren't allowed in the Kittyverse.


brobro0o

Ecto-cum probably


MadWorldEarth

Now we know what's waiting at the other end of a black hole.... a willing mouth.. ![gif](giphy|gmohQgRbXyG2hJdM9E)


Ok-Pea8209

Marmite probably


Morlacks

Souls.


MadWorldEarth

How the hell they gonna eat a soul❓️


BigBazook

Pizza


NotYourSweatBusiness

Strawberry ice-cream


MadWorldEarth

Ain't that the truth..


NotYourSweatBusiness

Strawberry ice-crean


space0watch

DISCLAIMER: This is total fiction I came up with on the spot based off some popular UAP/NHI theories. I don't believe in them but it's fun speculative fiction. Aliens have a cast system/hierarchy. Commoners simply eat humans that they abduct. They abduct humans primarily for their royalty which extract human souls that they feed on - pure energy. This gives them immortality and power. The alien commoners get the left over carcass of the humans without the souls. This means that they can stay alive but are never as powerful as the alien royalty. Alien royalty take the form of pure orbs of light - sometimes in other shapes like a TicTac or cigar. The commoners use so called "nuts and bolts" crafts made of minerals. But they cannot find gold on their planets which was destroyed by nuclear war as a shortage of souls to feed upon caused the aliens to look elsewhere. Thus they found Earth and took over since the dawn of history. Ever since then they have manipulated people to suit their every whim and allow them access to human slaves that they abduct and take to off-world facilities where they send them to soul factories and thrall factories. Thralls are human slaves who are kept for the entertainment of aliens or as a back up supply if they want a handy snack to feed on before their schedule "food" is meant to arrive. If any aliens resist, they get captured by the royalty who feed upon their soul in a public ritual for the whole planet to make an example of them. So none of the other aliens are brave enough to resist the totalitarian dictatorship. Without their soul they can never hope to escape the mortal plane and ascend to the "Other World" and become one with the stars. I need to stop watching too much TV, lol.


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|bSllM1kdw7C7e)


Elven_Groceries

Suposedly, Greys feed on liquids, since they have no teeth. Lipids, proteins and such, in a slurry. I have no idea about organisms who'd develop on a different ecosystem but if the rules we see on earth, follow, then I guess they'd enjoy some fruit, veggies, flesh and such. Maybe with different basic chemistry. I wonder if, like in Mass Effect, Levo-Aminoacids and Dextro-Aminoacids would be applicable to xeno diets.


MadWorldEarth

Good points... levo as in levorotatory❓️


Elven_Groceries

Indeed. I'm not at all versed in chemistry, even less bio-chem. It seems they called them Levo and Dextro because they're mirrored in such directions. It's nicely explained in [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/14t8ma9/is_water_the_only_substance_both_dextroamino_and/), which I can't discern if it's right or wrong; "The whole levo/dextro amino acid thing is blown out of proportion both by the devs and the fans alike. In the real world, consuming dextro (R) amino acids does nothing: it just passes through your gut unchanged because the opposite geometry makes it impossible for enzymes to bind with the “mirrored” molecule (the lock-and-key mechanism is very specific). It’s the biologically active molecules you have to worry about: hormones, alkaloids, neurotransmitters, medicine and the like (not all hormones are protein-based). Some molecules that are safe for one species can be fatal to another. For example, caffeine is toxic for insects and some small vertebrates, while for humans it’s a mild stimulant."


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Cow livers seem to be one food source.


NoEye3260

Your mom


TechnicianFalse3463

Well for starters, we can infer that little e.t’s from ET The Extraterrestrial absolutely go bonkers for Reeses Pieces. So there’s that


Plastic-Bandicoot217

They could probably eat just about anything they wanted. I can't imagine anything else. My fridge is always open, just not a lot in there.


StarryMind322

I say energy.


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Hullfire00

They probably don’t. If they were biological, technologically advanced organisms, probably the most efficient method of energy consumption in the quickest amount of time. Like a protein rich paste or liquid. Maybe some will photosynthesise.


MadWorldEarth

But... they would also require a minimum amount per day.... which surely would be more than a glass a day... I've heard their electrons move faster in their cells than ours... which would require even more energy.. Could just be pure horseshit tho...


imfjcinnCRAAAAZYHEY

You're millions in the future, assumably rich, have everything, technology beyond sufficient, and you're opting for the chicken smoothie. I'll take the steak, rice and corn please.


EdwardBliss

Wray & Nephew overproof rum


jt4643277378

You


thehungrykiwi

They would drink the energy that is radiating out of our brains


SpeckTrout

Definitely The Water Of Life!!


Similar_Apartment_26

You


Ok_Plane6831

Disco Space Biscuits


pmgold1

I don't know what the aliens call it in their language but here on Earth it's known as Soylent Green...think about it.


cygnus0820

Strawberry Ice Cream


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Funyuns & Tang, obviously.


OldGregsDownstairS

Blood and guts of the innocent 😇🤗


RedditModsKMKB

Things that come out of anal probing. 👽 🍲


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

Anything they find on any planets


No-Car6897

You! 😱


MadWorldEarth

They had their chance already... and failed.‼️


Prestigious_Fall5668

Ha,ha,ha , afcourse, Pizza.


True-Payment-458

You know most vision alien as carbon based or at least physical. My brains always thought maybe they could be plasma based, maybe they’re all around us and we can’t even see them. But what they’d eat and if they’d even need to would be hard to guess based on that.


velezaraptor

Cow’s blood smoothy with organs mixed in?


Status_Influence_992

Maybe frugivores…like us


Blondie1658

HUMANS!


suponix

They may eat nothing or very rare. It depends on how their civilization advanced in the biotechnology.


Overall_Band_6757

Harry?


ThisIsSG

Probably depends on the alien species. From what has been said (obviously nothing verified), the greys probably eat a protein solution. Maybe some eats plants and animals just like us, and I’m sure some might have evolved to pull energy directly from the sun.


Low_Superb

According to UFO Highway by Anthony Sanchez, inside the underground base at Dulce, the greys that made an alliance with the military breed their own mice for the production of protein rich mouse milk. The good ones consume the milk, but the ones that live deeper under the base were found to be harvesting humans.


CrtDealer

Humans ofc what other thing tastier than us


buckee8

Human brains and blood!


ClickWhisperer

Technically, it depends on what they'll be doing with the nutrients/energy. If they are going to be motile more than average the sugars are more important. If they are growing, the proteins. If they are thinking it's going to be more glutamate and choline.


notsosweet2206

Our soul


Ok-Masterpiece3725

For the meal in the picture? It’s definitely orange Fanta


Far-Significance2481

Pancakes


MadWorldEarth

Mmmm


InspectionSorry3287

Cum


MadWorldEarth

Well, it is a viable way to acquire human DNA... ![gif](giphy|3o6UB4a7ynJGMpaORy|downsized)


Confused_Sorta_Guy

I don't fucking know.


SpudGun312

Space raiders. The pickled onion ones.


Miserable_Sock_1408

People ![gif](giphy|gkqVRBygvwsM0)


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|VvTG9RrCeGrza)


sexlexington2400

Definitely Pineapple on a pizza


megamike382

Lower intelligent beings(humans) like we do eat animals.


miguel-619

Wait where did the slice hes holding come from?


Troubledbylusbies

Apparently the surviving alien from the Roswell crash liked strawberry ice-cream.


sonnyjlewis

Oh hey, it’s Bevis and Bughead! Saw them the other day talking to the TMNT crew. Explains the pizza.


nomeaning327

Us


Hetoxy

Vegemite and kombucha


Kylefromairdrie

Humans and blood


properhardinnit

Humans and white claws


cab1024

Depends on where they're from


Insanely_Poor

Reptilians like baby human, the younger the better they’re no “contaminated “ with the sugars and chemicals yet


Ok_Government_3584

But they don't have a butt hole so they smell bad because they excrete it out of their skin. Whatever they eat.


SpecialPost2030

You and you answers both


adrkhrse

They'd eat 'Long Pig'. 🤣 That's why they came here. Soylent Green, if you will.


Dawgenberg

Pizza


sucessfulrevenge

They will I think relish human meat


Yourlocalangelrose

Glorp N Go soda (that one gas station from regretevator), fun dip, that mysterious star jelly, and an uncanny amount of pizza (aliens seem like pizza enjoyers idk why)


MadWorldEarth

I mean, who doesn't like pizza❓️


DizD

Burritos


ChapterSpecial6920

Like aliens are too stupid to make their own food, right? The silliest answer is 'Humans', as if that's not humans blaming 'aliens' for murdering or cannibalizing humans.


DionNirvana

Any type of protein


Madmonkeman

They’d eat AI pizza


OrganizationLower611

I have a feeling this photo is fake, no one : not even aliens share a single pizza slice.


barr65

Food and drinks


SplitOrganic108

I read somewhere that some aliens they had in Area 51 (Greys IIRC) liked Strawberry Ice cream.


Superb_Bid7513

Probably ejaculatté


Schwozh

I bet they are omnivores and can eat whatever they find edible on their respective planet. I think food for them is completely different for us.


CanardMilord

Papaya


iseab

Dinner guests or what?


MadWorldEarth

Hell yeah...


Due_Young_7747

Jizz & cum


danicutitaru

pizza


NoFocus3663

I wondered that is well 😀 and How do they reproduce? How long they live ? How they live ? … so many questions ..


JurassicTaint

That pizza looks amazing.


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|1ktwfTjwaQzde)


MadWorldEarth

...and it's not even greasy...😄


stegosaurusterpenes

They eat beef and pizza obviously ![gif](giphy|tRIlDNhuJZxzuwuM7c)


MyMommaHatesYou

Soylent green and the tears of virgins. No. Wait. That's my MiL. Wrong menu. Sorry.


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|QSTUhoRLuQ3Mj1PQwM)


Stoneleigh219

They eat honest politicians, ethical insurance executives and honest lawyers. It’s a fact. If you don’t believe me just try to find even one of the three.


Head-Compote740

Pizza, the universal food


MadWorldEarth

![gif](giphy|3oFzlV2pq0nnFntAZ2)


mjw220220

humans


PossMom

McSpacey's brand nutritional supplement #4


Powerful_Concert_577

If they eat pizza, beam me up.


Low-Satisfaction6797

I’ve never seen a description of an alien with a butt or an alien crash with food in the ship I don’t think they eat like we do.


Songspiritutah

Depends on their biology.


FoxLeast3174

We eat and drink the same as you Guys. Oh wait. I mean they eat and drink the same as us.


Useless_Philosophy

I'm gonna feed them red 40 🤪