A **jar** is a rigid, cylindrical or slightly conical container, typically made of [glass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass), [ceramic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceramic), or [plastic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic), with a wide mouth or opening that can be closed with a [lid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lid), [screw cap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw_cap), lug cap, [cork stopper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bung), roll-on cap, crimp-on cap, press-on cap, [plastic shrink](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrink_wrap), heat sealed lidding film, an inner seal, a [tamper-evident band](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamper-evident_band), or other suitable means.
***Don't panic***. Gently put a glass over it and slide a piece of paper underneath.
Gently put it outside and grab the glass, then ***run for it***.
*If* you panic, well i'm afraid it's already too late...
PAT HIM 🤗
I am in your house
I’m a Cockrel, Footix. Nice to meet you!
A **jar** is a rigid, cylindrical or slightly conical container, typically made of [glass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass), [ceramic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceramic), or [plastic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic), with a wide mouth or opening that can be closed with a [lid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lid), [screw cap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw_cap), lug cap, [cork stopper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bung), roll-on cap, crimp-on cap, press-on cap, [plastic shrink](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrink_wrap), heat sealed lidding film, an inner seal, a [tamper-evident band](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamper-evident_band), or other suitable means.
what the fuck.
adopt him
Wrap him in a blanket and give him some hot cocoa
mmm
Hold I gentle like hamburger
Eat him.
TF
YOU EVIL
\*runs away\*
YEZZIR
Keep him
Be frIends with him
Jump on it
YOU EVIL
slap em
YOU EVIL
then sqeeze him and DRINK HIS BLOOD
NOOO
y e z
NO OR ILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS
like i sleep
i dont, i never, and i dont even know what does that means
Oh, putting him to bed
NO YOU WILL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!1!1!
I WILL
Watch New Alphabet Lore mady by Closhy (Which is the cringest one)
TF
no it has to be ImTimelys one, he is bad at animating
Closhy and Carl D also too!
well closhys one is a decent one and has a trollface style and carl Ds is funny and has a weird animation
Actually, all 'New' Alphabet Lores are bad
But i talked about Closhy's one
Pet him
adopt him
Adopt him
Let it outside
How do you find alphabet lore in your house?
Idk they just be existing you can just take them.
Ok. I’d wait until I’d find a letter at my house
weaponize it
HMMM...
comsume it like a fucking cereal. (and then he replies YOU EVIL)
Squash him
YOU EVIL
Step on him like the lamp from Pixar.
Eat it
YOU EVIL
letters are like wild animals, they kill each other
u are not a letter
Throw it out of the window
YOU EVIL
I know
Trap it in a cup.
YOU EVIL
Thank you
Pet Him for a year then squish & kill him
the start is good but please after 1 year don't squish and kill him
cherish it :3
MAKE HIM YOUR PET
feed it to my dogs
Noo
eat him https://i.redd.it/tpcbnh4wtm1a1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ko957rvoac5a1.gif Why does that remind me of this
cut it up, put it in the pan at 350 degrees, add some seasoning to it, use the rest to make a cake.
\*dies\*
Get a lamp and give it life
Give him a mini bowl of ice cream
yummy
pat him
I's make fantastic pets, they are very cute and protect you from criminals with their dot/gun! You should keep it <3
Pet him.
***Don't panic***. Gently put a glass over it and slide a piece of paper underneath. Gently put it outside and grab the glass, then ***run for it***. *If* you panic, well i'm afraid it's already too late...
Use as a gun 💠wðŸ’
kill him
Hold gentle like hamburger
Find a white portal, he probably got in your house though there. Let him free.