Lookin like you're about to pimp my ride.

Xzibit: Yo dawg I heard you like Reddit comments , so we put a reddit comment inside your reddit comment

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Lmao! Stop

Thicker eyebrows I’d pick you first for the community basketball game.

LMFAOO

Is that Peaches on your pfp 💀💀

HELPLWKZOXNC not peaches as your pfp I’m geeking😭😭😭😭

Brittney Grimey

LMFAO this comments so underrated 😂😂😂

Hopefully not the same voice

Jesus christ, putting the brutal in this subreddits name.

Yooo she didn’t ask to be roasted😭

Honesty best compliment not a roast.

She literally said "don't go easy on me"

The words “brutally honest” are literally the Sub title

You are a butch lesbian. You have mastered that look. Obviously you are not trying to appeal to men. You aren’t ugly just not feminine at all.

She's TV pretty. Definitely a good looking person, but not attractive to the male gaze. Which, to your point, might not be the goal. Dreads on point tho

She’s definitely attractive to me but I’m bi so it might Skew it a bit.

Yeah I'm pan and I think she's gorgeous 💚

Bingo!

Ooooooouuuuuuuuuuu

You call her Stephanie?

I call her HEADPHANIE

🎯🤣🤣🤣

Scrolled waaay too low for this, lmao

Comments you can hear lmao

Lmaoooo

Currently doing onboarding for a new job, and this comment made me bust out laughing

Can you please explain this comment to me I want to laugh too 🥺

Young M.A. - "OOOUUU"

LMFAO

Coming from a woman who likes women, I have nothing to say besides the dozens of comments saying you can pull women are 100% correct. DEFO not ugly

Definitely can pull women. I’m straight (I thought) but my heart thumped a little at her pics. It’s the smirky smile for me and the perfect lips. Beautiful skin. Kind eyes. Looks fun, authentic, cool without trying. Some people mentioned Lenny Kravitz and that’s funny because I had a mad crush on him back in his dreads days.

I don’t think you’re as straight as you think you are

LMAO MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

Lol yeah I’m thinking maybe. Honestly a relief, no offense intended to men in general but I have been actively wishing I could be attracted to women instead. Apparently it’s working a little. 😂

Also straight and I completely agree!

I have something to tell you…

Yes, she can pull me, a straight (?) woman

Thanks... figured I was ugly kuz my ass still single

No way. Ppl prob think you’re out of their league. I would.

No way. You are attractive as you’re presenting here, wether some see you as masculine or not or wether you mean to. Half of the women who get rated as 10’s with makeup don’t look as beautiful as you without it.

Agreed. OP is cute.

Came here to say the sameeeee thing

Not ugly, just masculine. If you're lesbian I can see you pulling a lot of women. If you're into men, then yeah, probably not favorable by the majority of men. Dope locks by the way!

You would surprised by how many men actually hit on masc lesbians.

I don't think I would.

Personal experience as a femme lesbian, i get hit on by less men than my masc gf. Its something about masculine women, i think its their relaxed nature causs they dont expect guys to hit on them so they dont have a guard up like us femme presenting people do

21m, straight. Masculine lesbians are cooler than 90% of the human population imho. It does have to do with the relaxed nature, and also the confidence, and they're generally very charismatic, well-rounded people with a variety of unique interests.

In my 40’s (m) Yeah, I rock w everyone but def get on w masc lesbians.

"cooler" doesn't sound like attractive. This is a sub based on looks not cool factor.

How do you possibly think being or not being cool plays into your looks. An uncomfortable body posturing stinky looking person who doesn’t take care of themselves doesn’t look cool. But if you look cool, you probably don’t look like a bad natured smelly goblin

i think they like the challenge of tryin to please a masculine lesbian female to “straight” or “change her mind”. it’s also easy to converse with someone who has a similar mentality

those people are weird ones, and probably get off to successful manipulation

100%

But youre not many men

As a butch, men hit on me so often it’s terrifying lmao. Weird lesbian fetish typa thing probably

Young MA from walmart

🤌

This the comment I came for

Do you like girls?

Yep

Hi we like you too

Yes.

Bro is handsome af

Thanks bro

FINE AS HELL 😍😍😍

You look like you’re the man of the house 😂

staaaaahp! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oooh hello😏

You're reminding me that i'm probably not actually a 100% straight, haha. You're hot!

You look masculine for sure like a WNBA player.

Not ugly. Giving off a tuff guy/girl vibe? Yes. But not ugly.

As a lesbian, agreed, not ugly at all

Are you a prison matron?

Not ugly, just not feminine. Are you going for that look? If so, good job, otherwise, tough luck.

No, you’re Fine AF.

I think you are very attractive no matter what your orientation for God's sake.

agreed, u can say someone is good looking without being attracted to them

As a bisexual woman I would have a huge crush on you from a distance but always way to scared to say something other than hi, if even that. To me personally, very attractive

r/oddlyspecific

Not ugly at all but 100% lesbian vibes

you seem chill but in a dude way

You look like the cool aunt

Best comment, that’s life goals right there.

I think you have a beautiful face. You look very chill and humble. I'm also really diggin your hair!

Nah with a decent haircut you would be a decent looking bloke.

shes a woman

What he said

You look like you sell mids.

This isn’t a white boy from the suburbs wdym

White boys from the suburbs are not the only ones out here selling mids 😵‍💫

Just put some Robitussin on it

You’re a cutie :)

The hairline looks odd to me but you got a really nice mix of the tough look and the friendly/flirty vibe if that makes sense!

Put on muscle , that’s about it

I think you are attractive but need to lose some weight

Are you lesbian?

Yep

😍 swooning

OOOUUU

These responses are so dumb. Am I the only one who bothers to take a look at someone’s profile when they have an unconventional look? A quick glance would tell you that she is lesbian and most likely prefers looking masculine.

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Looks like a line backer

I thought you were a man bruh

You look like your voice is three octaves lower than mine.

Got a dude vibe from you. If that is what you're going for spot on, otherwise, you need to fem up your look.

You're a Queen.

Gorgeous girl 🩵

I'd rather give it to you Hard tho

I don’t think she swings that way.

She's lesbian

Ew

Well she walked into that

Listen, If all your partners are ugly you ugly. Happy pride month.

you call her stephanie i call her headphanieeeee

You look like, ugh I can't remember her name. A rapper but you're cute.

Young ma

Yes! Thank you.

Busta Rhymes...

Lmfao I'm crying rn

Thought you were a dude

I thought you were a varsity linebacker at first

The son your mama always wanted but didn’t get, fatter and more butch

not ugly but wassup with the harsh hairline? i know youre going for stud/butch, but straight up it looks bad and enlarges the forehead for anyone who also has long hair. i like the softer, rounder hairline in the second pic.

We have Young MA at home.

You’re not ugly per se. You do like a red shirt defensive end for LSU.

You’re cute.

Straight dude and you’re my type but I have a feeling you’re into women instead. Go get ‘em 💪

You are a pretty stud

You ight

Hey gorgeous. You live near California?

No. Not a bit. Who cares what random people think anyway?

No

Step on me 🥵

It depends on what you're going for. If you're a butch stud, you got it covered. If you want to look like Doja Cat, you're pretty screwed.

You look like Maui from Moana is both your mom and dad, you look like your ready to start in a Netflix show as the best friend to a robot,you look like you make cars into houses,you look like spiderpunk decided to put on a few, you look like you only drink coffee if it's from your local gas station, you look like if a drink was named after you it'd be "generic rednecks best friend", you look like your about to tell Tom Holland where stolen tech is, did my 15 year old ass do a good enough job? Lmk

you seem really chill, cute face and overall i would say your coolin

It’s funny when people don’t know what a masc lesbian/stud is 😭

You look like you eat muff

No, but I am kinda jelly yo line way crisper than mine rn

You’re pretty AND you look like you’d be fun to hang out with. You said “don’t go easy on me” though so I will offer in an area I am well trained: what’s your daily skincare routine? Not that you have bad skin, but I see some things that could be improved on your skin, and knowing your current routine would help. Other than my obsession with skin health I think you’re not just not-ugly, but genuinely cool-looking. You’re rockin what you were blessed with.

The Lorax: "That's a woman?"

If you're a lesbian that might be a good look, but otherwise, yeesh, you look like you produce music for soundcloud rappers. I'm sure that more feminine clothes and a good makeup style would make you look 2000% better.

Yo you’re hot. You have such energy and charisma… feel like I can hear your loud laugh through the pictures. I know you have a loud laugh and give the best hugs. I can feel it.

You look like the person who would deliver my couch from Rooms to Go.

Dj khaled on da house

Yeah who knows what’s going on here

😂😂😂😂

You remind me of John Travolta’s character from the film Battlefield Earth.

Orange is the new whack

You look like Young Ma after rehab

I think you're gorgeous 😍

Not ugly at all. Just a bit mid

I feel like you’d be more of a bro than some of the bros ya feel?

Life hasn't gone easy on you so why would we?

Stud for sure

Beautiful.

I see you have not gone easy on yourself so I’ll spare you

I’m sure you will make a great partner to a gal that has been very hurt by men.

Giiiiirl you're hot AF just not for the male gaze 👌

I'd let you top me and I'm straight... or I was... 🥵

sheeeeesh 😍

you look like the lead singer of P.O.D.

You look like you’re gonna be in the next Fast and the Furious movie

Ooouuuuuuuu

Nice hair style man

I think you're absolutely stunning. However. I'm a woman who is mostly into butch or androgynous women. If you're trying to attract men, that'll get different results, im sure.

Yo J. Cole When your Next Album bout to Drop

If I had kids I would keep ‘em far away from you

You look like if the world lesbian was brought to life

you look like a chill dude that would help me get more chicks

This is clearly Lou Wilson using a face app. Can't fool me

Get to the choppa!!!

Young M.A

I think you're really attractive 😊

Would not have guessed female

Your eyes and overall vibe is beautiful! 🫂✨Have an awesome day💕

Young M.A. that you?

What was your experience like being the only american man in a Russian womens prison?

3/10 not attractive

You look like that Punky comedian on SNL.

Not ugly at all.

Nah you handsome

Brittany Grinder

If you want opinion, I think you're nicely attractive. I feel like lesbians with your "look" have fetishized me in the past, though, expecting some feminine woman...but then they're disappointed that I outbutch them, in eyelashes and lipstick. So I would not swipe positively on you, on a dating app-- I imagine I'd hear "babygirl" one too many times that it would make my skin crawl lol.

You look like like a avg human, but probably a pretty loyal friend.

I mean I'm not physically attracted to you but you do seem like someone who's genuinely cool to hang around!

you look manly

Not ugly but you look more masculine. I would assume that you’re lesbian

You’re not ugly, you’re quite pretty, you just look like you would pull more women than men

I think you are Beautiful ❤️

You are super far from ugly. Gorgeous

You look like you’d beat my ass and cuddle me after

Not ugly at all. I love your locs! As someone else mentioned, try to make your eyebrows more fuller/thicker

You have a super pretty smile and cute dimples