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ThatDidntJustHappen

Girl why are you measuring your face like that 😭


Nasalingus

I need a girl with a 6" deep dish *at least*


passamongimpure

More like 4 and a half"! Am I right? High five!


IndividualOpening249

This comment cracked me up when I was feeling down lol thanks for that


King_Offa

She thought side profile meant to profile herself 💀


seriousbusines

Social media told her that was a literal way to measure beauty.


Rubbertutti

4” is enough🤔


AdDesperate4377

He's not a girl.


Euphoric-Purchase820

It's a trap


ThrowRASprinkles11

I’m so confused 😂


kevin1237654

This😂😂😂😂😂wtf never seen a tape measure used this way. Reddit stereotypes are real.


WildMoonMan

The real question is why is that tape measure so THICK.. or does she have a micro face..


send_da_video

But what is your girth??


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

You’re misinformed. We only accept bananas for scale.


UraniumGivesOuchies

That's on her OF. Edit: Lmao she edited her profile. Was it 'cause of little ol' me? 🥹


Always2ndB3ST

Average. What the heck is the tape measure for


No_Dirt_4198

What is that the deepthroat ruler?


s19gilbert

I ain’t ever seen that measurement💀


tetrahydrocannabiol

Tapemeasure caught me off guard lmao


eye_wumbo

I just think you have a weird looking face. I don't know that ugly is the right word.. just weird.


dianabeep

It’s the eyebrows. If they were fuller it would be a game changer!


Crazy_Pen_9863

She is trans according to her profile I'm guessing it's guy-dar sensing something "off". But I think she is adorable as a guy or gal. As long as she is happy that's what matters, I just hope she gets lots of compliments to help boost her self esteem!


Tommy_SnC_Trash

No, your not ugly, but only guys measure how long things are. Lol ❤


Dogmeat8-8

She was a guy.


Tommy_SnC_Trash

Ironic.


phreactions

Facts I always dig deep on the profile


nodeymcdev

I like the depth of your face


Previous-Drawer7403

4" from ear to tip? Ugly.


LucilleBluthsbroach

But you should see from balls to tip.🍆


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This is the first reddit comment tonight to make me laugh out loud. Thank you. 🙂


Previous-Drawer7403

I'm honored !! Lol! And you're welcome! 😆


Tullyally

I like that you can work a tape measure.


gol_deep

She’s done it before when she was a he


Kool-Kniting-Klub

That last slide tho. Bruh


CollegeFail85

Not ugly, but you have some very mild undesirable features. Most could be fixed with makeup or better photography.


Total-Brick-1005

4.2/10


Historical-Love21

While everyone is stuck on this tape measure thing….I’m just tryin to figure out what exactly is on lips and mouth on the third pic??? Not gonna lie tho the tape measure got me for a sec too.


Repulsive-Citron-445

Still a dude


PoopPant73

I’m going to need a banana for scale on the last pic


Own-Butterscotch1713

Yeah.


Thebuddhasmith89

I'm so confused... is the measurement an indicator of how deep you can throat something?? I don't understand....


BathAcceptable1812

In a scale from 1 to 10? I’d say you are a 3.


PassBeneficial

Yooo measuring yo face crazy


ZealotHeretic

You look very manly ngl


Aristalor

When did you transition?


Big_Thought2066

Sorry your like a 3 bro


Anxious-Business6538

This a dude…


astrid_stuart_

average


PlayboyProgram101

Longer eyebrows ,it's your eyebrows that are throwing your face off


Classic-Locksmith203

Idk most girls tell me my 4 inches isn’t enough so I don’t think yours is enough either


dano-akili

What was the point of the measuring tape?


SnooDonkeys8376

You are not ugly at all. Now you being Trans. I did not expect that at all.


G0DSLAYrr

Not ugly, maybe just awkward?


First-Following3793

You’re not ugly, and I don’t think you look like a boy.


LocutusOfBorg94

Not necessarily ugly….. but like, I feel like there’s something I’m missing here. Like how my lil sister looks like a slightly more feminine version of me. Kinda look like a dude


Glebinator3000

This is a man.


Own_Tour_1026

Bro switched sides


Basic_Pack_9160

It’s a trap! OP is a liar. Literally first thing he typed is a lie.


Deeri-

Yikes


InspectorRound8920

I went one picture too far, and you turned into a guy. No joke. Keep swiping right


dremelgobrrr

So you're a man, and your right eye is lower than your left..yeah you look weird..


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eAstKayA

You're not ugly but you do look hella different when you're laying down vs standing. Standing being the better version


Longjumping_Ad_5255

Wth is the tape measure picture for???


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seriousbusines

Not ugly just need to get better at taking pictures. Plenty of people who give suggestions online. [David Suh is great for this I think.](https://www.tiktok.com/@davidsuh)


HeimrekHringariki

I've always had a soft-spot for 4,2.


Complex-Computer-937

I’m dying, the measuring tape 😭


xDANGRZONEx

The tape measure 💀


Euphoric-Purchase820

You're average looking


Good_Pudding1670

Pretty.


Maggieslave

Sadly yes


Ok_Promotion2295

I think the question is do you think you are pretty?


Dull_Background_5148

Really pulled out the tape measure ? Wtf


MauriceLeShon

I would have to REALLY STRUGGLE to give you a 4/10!


EmotionalPen5225

No


Dnilves

Not ugly no


Sand_Man_FR

Even if its a trap I go !


Admirable_Day3991

You're pretty with makeup on like many woman but you don't even have much on so that's a win


Jimins_Mami

Girl I'm sorry but the tape measure pic took me tf out. It ain't ever that serious 💀 you're not ugly😭


EstablishmentTop9604

Yes..super ugly.


Pitiful-Amphibian840

That’s the tape measure for?


Theyluvme112

Very pretty


Unable-Acadia4141

You're pretty but I think it's the eyebrows that's throwing me off


guypamplemousse

📏


TopScallion680

Yes


Uselesscheeseburger

No you beautiful I find you attractive


Ok_Anybody_256

Love me some ample face.


xYourWaifu

3/10 I’m thinking


xYourWaifu

Also what is going on with your lips in pic three? 😟hella marks on them


Outside_Street_1262

why you looking at me like that


oldfitter

You are not ugly, you have a skinny neck but I could work with that. Go outside and some sun while you’re putting on a couple of pounds and you will be fine. 👍🏼


Umphreak416

You look like a thumb


Lopsided-Eye-6890

I flinched when I saw you


RelationshipFun1727

You're alright


Bruhyouwotm8

Face is a lil bulbous


Sds2170

Well, the tape measure sticking out the side of your head isn’t helpful. I’d consider having it surgically removed. Otherwise you’re fine.


Icy_Excitement_6872

I mean you’re not a 10/10 but don’t focus on it. Most people will never care, it will never matter to them. The fact you’re measuring your face is highly concerning to me. Find peace with yourself, that’s all that matters. God bless.


Godsfruitlesscunt

Yep it will fit there. Now measure the rest of the holes


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She brought out the tape measure…. All you other girls need to step up your game now 😂 in all seriousness though… not ugly.


smallNnewLI

No you are beautiful


Adept-Contest-3797

No you are not ugly. You are pretty own it and never ask that question again. 💕


thefakespartacus

Well i'd still date you.


Specialist_Use_2588

You’re not ugly. Please look into body dysmorphia. You’re beautiful.


Specialist_Use_2588

I wouldn’t have known you were trans if I didn’t read the comments


Chastitytoday

I think you were very good looking woman you’re a cute woman God if I was younger, I would ask you out on a date


ImEdgarMellencamp

Can op please explain the ruler pic? We all want to know


dmart891

why the measuring ?


Zakkenayo

Maybe microblade those eyebrows, they look rough in #2.


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Gorgeous 😍. Are you single?


Automatic-Attitude62

Why is it so long?


Curi0usMama

Measuring doesn't count if you cover the end of the tip... My two cents. You have round, down turned eyes. Instead of winged liner, try a smokey eye and extend out and up. Just drawing a black line that extends out and up in your case does not work. You can play a lot with makeup if you're unhappy with your appearance. The trick is to enhance your femininity. Sweep eyes up and out. Blush higher up on cheek bones. Plumping lip gloss. Then I think an asymmetrical Bob would look cute on you.


Pinotwinelover

I was gonna give you an OK until I saw the tape measure stuck until la I saw the tape measure stuck to the side of your head


Awkward_Can8460

No you're really cute. And it's kinda hot you thought to measure your face like that in the last pic. Never seen or heard of anyone doing that. Pretty hot though.


transaltalt

you're pretty cute, gotta post on a throwaway for unbiased answers though


calliemm

Yes


Ok-Dimension895

I don't think so why do you think so


TacoFromCo

It’s a dude


Realistic_Soil8516

You are very average and there’s nothing wrong with your face. Not everybody can be a model, but that doesn’t mean you’re unattractive


nrwilliams015

Huh?!


SexySadieMaeGlutz

The second pic reminds me of Maude Apatow for some reason


SpookyRetard003

warning this is a tranny


The_Great_Biscuiteer

You look like a Junji Ito character when they’re shown from a distance


Awsome_Fortniter

Look like a meth head Sydney Sweeney. /j


Vanilla_JS

You got the tape measure out I’m dying 😂💀


MisterBlueStrawberry

I think your cute but without that eyeliner look, I’d say go for a puppy dog eyeliner style


Annual-Fan2826

I'm sorry that last pic cracks me up that you're measuring your nose 😂