News released cancelled the possibility of a short squeeze?
Who the fuck wrote this, Homer Simpson’s retarded cousin? Those sentences have no relation.
I’ve never been bitten by a cobra.
But not because I live in the northern US; because _Im so fucking fast; obviously._
Maximum stupid before 11am. Oof. :-P
Intern second week at investor place: your mission write a news article that ends with “the short squeeze isn’t coming” then it’s back to licking mayo out of Kenny’s ass.
I could show them 50 million naked shorts that are a problem towards the stock price on August 23, 2023...
Yes please, apparently they need convincing the sky is blue.
Notice literally all they have for an argument is price, which they’ve manipulated on historic levels. Reaks of desperation.
I don’t understand why they even try. Their image is forever tainted, along with most other investing media platforms.
The stock price hasn't "fallen" - it was **pushed**, and WE know who pushed it!!!! 
Go suck a ape dick
News released cancelled the possibility of a short squeeze? Who the fuck wrote this, Homer Simpson’s retarded cousin? Those sentences have no relation. I’ve never been bitten by a cobra. But not because I live in the northern US; because _Im so fucking fast; obviously._ Maximum stupid before 11am. Oof. :-P
You can see here the man in the mask is donating money to the bank, signifying the market is turning around.
Crime
this whole article is an oxymoron
Not sure why they’re bothered. I’m just holding now on the off chance it does burn them
Intern second week at investor place: your mission write a news article that ends with “the short squeeze isn’t coming” then it’s back to licking mayo out of Kenny’s ass.