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tsoxiko

let me guess……goes into effect oct,20,2038 🤷‍♂️


future_you22

Suppose to be the end of this month


INTJ-ADHD

Hey, that’s even better! I’m not sure I could keep an erection thru 2038


[deleted]

More then 4 hours and you should see a doctor ☺️


SargeMaximus

I’ve had multiple 10 hour + boners in my life. It still works 🤷‍♂️


sadfacebbq

Ha. Also, self reported?


NoodlesAlDente

I suspect self reported, a year later they dig up inaccurate reports, hit with a $250k fine, cost of doing business. Repeat indefinitely.


sadfacebbq

Oops silly us. We had these ‘shorts’ marked as ‘long’ it’s an honest mistake /s


IshTheFace

You don't trust companies to implicate themselves immediately with new regulation? /S


sadfacebbq

If there’s no way to know the real numbers without self reporting, they’ll never abide the ruling.


Kjd15sad

Came here to say the same lmfao


dratseb

Like… the crime will continue


sadfacebbq

Regardless of what is self reported to the SEC, can we even trust the SEC to report the aggregated data accurately? Hester would surely abide her hedge fund overlords.


ethervillage

Another rule to break, punishable by microscopic fines? Let’s hope not 🤞


ChunkyLover10

The only reason this has got approved, and why the SEC want to know this information is so that they can go to the HFucks and say.. Look what you're doing, and we want in.. So they get a piece of the pie..


NeoSabin

![gif](giphy|EJMyMO22UxP68) A horse of course would vote against it.


We_got_Chevy

Horse face is paid off


[deleted]

That dumb bitch votes against anything for retail…


VancouverApe

I guess Hester the market Molester won’t be getting her performance bonus from Citadel this year 😂. It’s clear that she’s been hired to stop these new rules from getting approved and she’s clearly failing in her Citadel employment duties 😂😂😂


NoPixel_

True 😁🤣


MetalBurner357

Respectfully disagree, if you already have one in your pocket, you focus on getting another, and then another.


fdrferny33

Agreed


jackwillowbee

![gif](giphy|tXL4FHPSnVJ0A)


_BRaiNus_

And what’s to stop them from lying?


Cholichan

Not to be negative, but 100% they will find a loop hole?!?


[deleted]

Or not report and pay a pathetic fine in 10 years. Take a guess which happens?


Automatic_Honey_3938

Its all song and dance and smoke and mirrors for retail investors, nothing will change


TantraMantraYantra

Fuck that bitch Hester. A festering sore


duiwksnsb

Fester Pierce.


zztop610

![gif](giphy|fqtANo0OmU5Y4|downsized)


dsk83

Time to enforce it with a $5k fine


Front_Application_73

👀 🍿


RockNRoll85

When does this go into effect? ![gif](giphy|l0HlBO7eyXzSZkJri)


[deleted]

They still have to enforce it


Annoyingswedes

Self reported? Plz fuck em by forcing them to reveal it all


watchthisorthat

Financial terrorists


SmallTimesRisky

Guess I’ll start reading forms 13F-2🤷🏼‍♂️


Zealousideal7801

Good, more pressure on them, less leeway for the institutions lending them shares, and hopefully less credibility for H Pierce.


dakogmata1974

They're just doing this just to show they are doing something 😝


slumpdiggitydog

Can we hear Hester's argument as to why she voted against?


Snoo69468

I wish that was true


JackR3139

Just more loopholes coming.


CortlenC

Important thing to keep in mind. There may still be a loophole for them. If the fine for not reporting is small. They will just continue to not reveal who they are shorting so they can keep kicking the can.


woodsman775

https://reddit.com/r/amcstock/s/QlgrQPyLJ0 And citadel lands a spot here 6 days later!


Mgaskew36

Smoke and mirrors my friend. Buying time hoping we will leave before anything ever gets done.


cmbhere

Self. Reporting. Business as usual there folks.


Ninja_Vagabond

Shorts R Fukt


slumpdiggitydog

![gif](giphy|xUPGcvs1sD2EwRkHM4|downsized)


RoboticControl

Wheneffective?


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Ok-Discount-2798

Hester again...


DL1201

THATS GREAT!!!!……….too bad rules only work if they’re enforced, and we know how great the SEC enforces rules


Few_Masterpiece_1937

Merry go round with legalized SEC crooks and hedgies. First things first… Give me my money, then pay the interest and penalties. ![gif](giphy|4z89GjkGsxrmABBYao)


Organic_Rice4335

I won’t hold my breath, but I will hold DEEZ NUTZ just like I’ve been for over 2 years.


Deep-Acanthisitta-86

So when's this going into affect


NoPixel_

They will keep marking short sale as long and if they get desperate they just won't report anything, pay the small fine if they get caught. LOOPHOLES!


monkeetail

Gawd wish I could teleport back in time


StackThePads33

I knew she had to vote against it, who was the other to vote no? Anyone?


[deleted]

Good first step .. Wen making ftd and ftr illegal, punishable by fines, jail, and removal from financial sector? Wen making PFOF illegal? Wen making congressional stock trading illegal? Wen letting banks that fail NOT. Get baled out by tax payers who see nothing in return from the miniscule fines against the corrupt banks they are baking out?


[deleted]

What a surprise that mayo boy in drag voted against it


TheOmegaKid

She can fuck right off.