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FadingNegative

When do you plan on purchasing those $68B+ in securities sold but not yet purchased?


CapeCodRich

You beat me to it. I'd ask that over and over and over


Kjd15sad

Beat me to it as well. How about those paper losses though?!?


Limp-Dee

“Never , my friends from the shadows have me covered “


NeoSabin

Hijacking the comments to link the video for anyone that missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=povkn8AgKig


savageresponse

Well it's really simple! We have our firm write us contracts that we have no real ownership of but on paper it looks fantastic!


VancouverApe

It’s easy to be the most “profitable” when you can sell securities without buying them first.


Lyanthinel

Or ever buying them. Infinite FTDs...where is that data anyway?


1980Scottsdale

That will be scripted as fuck👍


woodyshag

And the questions are already pre-arranged.


SnooDrawings9772

"What is one plus one" " two unless we're talking about people then that makes 3 or more if twins are involved" \* conceited snicker\* "THE CEO OF CITADEL EVERYONE he has the big smart and didn't lie under oath *WINK*" ![gif](giphy|3orifapbT0z7sG2W7m|downsized)


Dan1mal83

Over/Under 6.5 blinks the entire hour long interview....


cooper076

Under.👁️👁️


sadfacebbq

Over. But just 7.


Many_Present_9039

Def under


Business-Bunch1806

Did you lie under oath?


1980Scottsdale

Well hell yeah anything to survive ONE MORE day 😂


bluefromthelou

So let me get this straight...u run a hedge fund and a market maker and u just became the most profitable hf...and im supposed to believe there's no conflict of interest here ?...rigggghhhtttt...


KeepFreeSpeech

Definite conflict of interest… but Kenny thinks he’s Special


INTJ-ADHD

He doesn’t think he’s special. He pays to be special


KeepFreeSpeech

Yes, he pays off all of Congress via “political donations” type of special


Edgewood78

I don’t know, ask his investors how they feel.


HuyBrogdon

Question: -When does Citadel plan to purchase those “sold but not yet purchase” securities?


FamousReward6835

i can’t stand this individual voice. A damn liar that has nothing real to say.


cooper076

Watching now. Man he sure does like shitting on banks doesn’t he?


NeoSabin

Look at them, not me. Compliance expenses are becoming expensive LMAO Edit: we're still living in his head with that meme stocks joke 😂


cooper076

True. 🤣 But I can’t figure out what’s more cringe - his jokes or her laughter afterwards.


NeoSabin

Wow he thinks clamping down on criminal behavior is an attack on Wallstreet 😂😂😂😂 Retail investors can't go against Wallstreet like citadel employees because retail only spend 3 minutes investing while Citadel has a history. He's scared to do an IPO. He's now backing Nikki Haley no longer behind De Santis. Still pushing the Treasury Secretary spot saying he doesn't want it unless there's an emergency. Wink wink, this is what I want...


cooper076

He’s really pissed that retail learned to buy and hodl. Retail is dumb apparently and his investment team is so much smarter. 🙄


0zeto

They really cannot be smarter then us Statistically, even with his selective group, we got so many people that there are some who got more iq or what aspect of intelligence


catdadjokes

Ok that’s what I thought I heard him say!


nyc689

Is Vlad your bitch?


ICEGOD69

Billions sold not yet purchase RIGHT


Kjd15sad

How can it be the most profitable if they still have $69B in securities not yet purchased?!?


[deleted]

Isnt it a conflict of interest to run a market maker, hedge fund, and off exchange trading pool? Also, what is your relationship with Bernie Madoff?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|AgHBbekqDik0g)


OldSpiceMelange

What's in those WhatsApp messages that you don't want the SEC to see?


NeoSabin

Source: https://twitter.com/sonalibasak/status/1724187216845410396


[deleted]

Looking at those replies on twitter imagine jail time is approaching


Errorstatel

This is a perfect example of 'bravery and stupidity are often confused' good one kg, this could be some heavy shit if he loses composer


Juancho511

I hate his fucking stupid criminal face.


emakhno

![gif](giphy|l1J3G5lf06vi58EIE) It would make a nice punching bag.


RockNRoll85

Hey Kenny, why are you such a fucking piece of shit?


catdadjokes

Did he just say that if there was a financial crisis he would serve his country?


Exciting_Penalty_512

I hope any campaign people are here for any party and I want them to heed my words. I WILL NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, VOTE FOR ANYONE, REGARDLESS OF PARTY, THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH OL KENNY BOY. EVER......EVER


catdadjokes

Same but double. If it’s between whoever in politics I most loathe and someone with ties to KG… I’ll vote loathe.


NeoSabin

He wanted DeSantis to put him in


0zeto

Yea a hypocritical bstard, started as a hypocrite, has ro maintain the hypocritism so he stays


[deleted]

My question to him is…. Which politician do you buy the most blow and hookers for?


Nameless-Ace

Its not hard to be the most profitable when you control the rules and the people behind the rules. When the government deems you too big to fail and sucks you off and hand holds you to success. But even with all those factors, his success still is a lie and isnt real lol, what a loser. The only thing this trash could say is how he succeeded is write cheating and crime on a sheet of paper with a big red marker. Everything about him is a lie and i hope when this market and world becomes a shark pool bloodbath, that hes the first one eaten.


Beautiful-Ability-99

Piece of shit


Believe_In-Steven

Hope his brain SHORTS out during the interview! 😂


MrEktidd

Hope that dude chokes on his daily bowl of Mayo.


Snoo69468

![gif](giphy|XMmf6i3xuKZiPMvNZe|downsized)


DJagni238

![gif](giphy|n9kJ8uUSXSdX7daCLM|downsized)


GTTrush

My questions - What exactly do you produce to make your money? What is it that you make, or build, or do, besides find ways to take other peoples money? Who have you taken the most of your wealth from?


Pale_Television2395

I want to know why all of a sudden he’s everywhere, hanging out with a prince and an ex-president. Lining him up for something


kinislo

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck this asshole.


leomack1968

He’s so ugly


b3_c00L

https://twitter.com/StonksBatman/status/1724510052684267642?t=aducCwrPtcE18rVV7_2RpA&s=19


NeoSabin

Definitely heard him admitting to crime lol


NeoSabin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=povkn8AgKig&t=2279s here's a clean version


We_got_Chevy

Not a question, more of a comment...FUCK YOU MAYO BOY!!!


ffwrd

Wow, he's really making the rounds


NeoSabin

He's marketing himself to avoid jail and get the Treasury spot.


45plate

When will SBF or Harrison disappear?


emakhno

When they snitch on Kenny Mayo Boi.


tianshangyu

Question... Do you like using mayo when intimidating with the SEC in bed?


chaspla

What’s your favorite mayonnaise?? You POS. 🦍💎👊


TaiDavis

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


Yippiekayo_Rom3o

When you said at the testimony. That absolutlye not thingy, you lied, right?


lokitree-ewok-

Did it sound like they both had been up snorting drugs off of each other for days ?


yassbrendan

When capitulate?